I'm a lesbian. Turn me straight. I fucking hate women as

>>730614245

>emotional feminist daddy issue hormonal mind fucking mentally abusive women

if you are actually as mad as this why don't you make some effort to change yourself and stop dating such crazy fucking people

Spoiler alert: boring women exist too, why don't you go and fuck them instead of asking the internet for the impossible?

>>730614245
I don't hate women, I hate feminists and fucked up characters.

>>730614245
>Sex is great tho.

at most you can get some plastic/rubber penises.

Then you can't say ''sex is great''.
It's only fucking gay.

Real sex requires Penis In Vagina.

>>730614576
I have dated all types of the spectrum, they all end up showing their true colours. Lesbians are crazy, the gay community is crazy. Nothing but drama and egos.

>>730614766

bruh, you get to eat pussy whilst having your pussy eaten

if that doesn't sound like heaven to you I don't know what would

>>730614766
True, true.
Dickin puss Said so

>>730614766
Honey, it's not what you use it's how you use it.
The clit is a magnificent thing too, especially when you're both soaked and grinding together, fingers anywhere.

Nope, I wanna be straight.

>>730614245
Don't you ever want to get fucked by a cock? I mean when you are ovulating you must surely want some dick?

>>730614831
Welcome to gay
Population; we are fucked, there's no hope.
Personally I just gave up, I don't even look for relationships anymore, both men and women go insane after a while.

>>730614989
Well, I guess that's ok, but, you need more than ok.

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>>730614245
show your lesbian tits

>>730614766
Lesbians don't have sex
They masturbate each other, that's why it's so good for them, it's like a really hardcore masturbation addiction.

>>730615026
Yeah totally, any lez that says otherwise is lying. It's just I can never connect with a guy to want to have a relationship with one.

>>730615191
That's beautiful.

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The reason you hate women is because you have a small penis you stupid fag

>>730614857
I have a cock, therefore I will never know the joy. Still there's a lot to be said for getting to bone shit, but yeah, you got me beat, no doubt.

>>730614888
Trips confirm

>>730614245
Tits or Auschwitz

If not, you're a fatbeard in your moms basement

>>730614245
I feel you 100%. Women in general are fucking crazy and nearly impossible to deal with long-term, but in reality it's pretty much the exact same for guys. Guys in general are fucking crazy too, just in a different way, and having lived with multiple different guys throughout my college life, I can tell you they get pretty fucking difficult to deal with long-term as well. Basically, all humans are fucking crazy, yet we need each other. You really just have to find one that you can tolerate. I don't think either girls or guys are overall more tolerable, it varies on an individual basis.

I do get what you mean about lesbians though, the gay community seems to have gotten insufferable in recent years thanks to the media and shit. People are too easily influenced, they need to just be themselves instead of being the way society/the media tells them their group is supposed to act.

You need to get some good dick, ask some guy with a good sized cock, not too big, not too small, and you can fuckem, they'll probably fuck ur brains out if they're experienced why the fuck am I writing this omfg I'm a guy jesus go fuck your dad or something ffs

>>730614831
Try looking for lesbians outside of the gay community. Maybe it's only the case for me but most of the gay people I know don't even wanna go close to the gay community, they all fucking hate it.

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>>730614245
>I'm a lesbian. Turn me straight. I fucking hate women as much as you cucks.
your fat and ugly just go with anything that will touch you with a ten foot pole and hope for the best, there has to be someone out there desperate enough.
Maybe pic related?

>>730615191
Speaking the truth.

>>730614831
As a bi guy dating a bi girl, both in our first heterosexual relationship, can confirm. The gay and lesbian communities are fucking trash and the people are toxic as hell.

>>730614245
tits or gtfo

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>>730614245
>turn me straight

If it were that easy we'd all be gay by now and fuck traps instead.

>>730615303
Well you know, the frenulum plus some sensitivity enchacement and someone that knows what is doing and cares enough to do it right and you may experience something very similar to have your clit sucked

>>730615399
I have no idea what it's like to be with a guy long term, i've never really thought much about it. I've dated guys but they get boring

>>730614245

Avoid the gay "culture" at all costs, they're terrible people. What you want is to be picking up girls who flag themselves as "bi" while having no contact with the local scene. It takes much longer and is harder, but you stand a chance of dating a real human, rather than a hedonistic child.

Swapping to men won't fix the crazy issue.

>>730614245
Women hate women
Men pretend to love them but men hate women also.

One of my best friend's is a lesbian.
She still gets emotional now and then

But she is more of a man than some men I know.

But then she also looks like Pugsly Addams in a striped shirt. And I told this to her face.

But she has great taste in women.

>>730614576
Not OP but Lesbian relationships have the highest levels of domestic abuse by far.

Women are just psychos. Imagine the tension when there's two of them and no Man to just back down because he's tired of her shit and just wants it to end.

>>730615515
bi couple here too

agreed, the gay community is toxic
people who have nothing to define themselves except their sexuality
they literally base their whole life around the fact that they are gay/lesbian

>>730615515
There's no such as thing as bi or stairight nor any of that bullshit.
There's just attraction, and you may get to feel attracted to pretty much anything.

>>730615669
They weren't boring because they were guys, though, they got boring either because they were boring people, or because they were wrong for you. Although I suppose the issue could also be within yourself, like they say "Only boring people get bored", maybe you have some stuff to work on yourself.

>>730614245
Fuck a dude

>>730615399
>the gay community seems to have gotten insufferable.
This.
The thing is that those communities attract certain types of people and repell others, so if you only look in those groups of people you are not going to get the full representation of what they're actually like.

>>730614245
Tits and timestamp

>>730615515
I literally hate gays and I am one and since the trannies and genderqueers have come into the circle it's just a fucking mess. It was better back in the day when we never shoved it in peoples faces.

>>730615579
Wait just a few years until the LGBT takes over..
It will be like the apocalypse, but with dicks instead of fire

>>730615855
>cuck spotted

>>730614245
I'm straight but look at here, most men are getting the same shit now. But at least we can chill before all the emotional barf.
I think the secret to stay in a relationship is to always be drunk. Can't be bored with no one like that.

>>730615239
you should find things that you like that another guy likes and do that thing that you both like. also if uti have daddy issues then do a ddll relationship with a guy.

>>730615669
>I've dated guys but they get boring

And woman don't?

Look for a girl that is a lesbian but doesn't make it part of her identity.
I know it's probably hard but if the first thing a girl tells about is her sexuality and how it defines her then she probably doesn't have much going for her.

This is also the reason everyone fucking hates the gay community btw, it's filled with pretentious assholes.

>>730615702
Most of my friends are straight, last time I went to a gay bar a Asexual female that identified as a male (i thought she was just a female because she looked like one), we made out. Then end of the night tells people I sexually assaulted it. Kicked her tranny head in.

>>730614245
>sex is great tho..

seems you haven't really had proper sex

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>>730615175
>>730615537
>>730615935

Holy shit people, 43 replies and only three people following protocol.

TITS, TIMESTAMP, STATE YOUR BUSINESS

or GTFO.

>>730616082
I find I have mostly guy mates, because we can both shit talk women and discuss game plays.

>>730615669
I had a bf once, it was good actually, he was a sweet caring boy.
Yet he was too masculine, I would feel disgusted every time we had sex and anytime we got intimate in general.
It's like I like the way guys are but just can't get into them physically, Wich sucks, really..

>>730616509
lol fuck off, we're actually having a conversation here

>>730616561
Lol honestly, just find some long haired weeb

>>730614245
Bad bait is bad.
Also, Tits or get the fuck out.

>>730616509
This guy nails it.

This also explains why OP finds men boring.

>>730615469
whered you get this picture of me

>>730615469
OMFG that picture makes me rage so hard.

How can you walk around like that and seriously be surprised when you're unhireable?

>>730614245
OP, just pay for sex that's what 90% of us do here. Also, is it just the pussy you are into or is it just the famine look?

>>730616274
>>730615875
Yeah boring isn't the right word. I find both genders both attractive, sex parts and all. It's just the brain chemistry or some shit. Attraction/sex doesn't always equal love.

>>730616714

Bitch isn't any explaining nothing to us, really. Fuck this, this got old fast

Post your fucking tits so we can judge you

>>730614766
Dubs speak The Truth

>>730615909
I have been recently

>>730616803
90%?

Most people here are wizards.

>>730616036
I would shove my fist inside her bloody neck before getting cucked.
The simple fact that term exists is disgusting, you guys are pathetic I can't believe someone gets dominated like that by a woman

>>730616893
Ohh, I thought this was an Alpha thread.

No tits nor timestamp yet, this is a complete joke.

>>730616893
I very much doubt most people here are 30 or older.

>>730616878
what was it like? your first non lesbo exp probably had you questioning yourself?

>>730617052
I am 41 been here since 2009.

>>730615469
fwiw this pic is a joke lol

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>>730616509
Tits or GTFO isn't relevant here since the OPs gender matters.

What does matter here is "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

Stop being an idiot.

>>730617135
Too add I don't usually visit /b/ a lot, gook moot is killing this site, selling our info to the Gov. and fucking us all at the same time with ads that are all filled with malware.

>>730616377
>went to a gay bar

Exactly. Just go out and meet normal, functional women and wait for your moment to strike. Don't go looking for LGBT "communities" - we've already established the people who join those are degenerate.

Let the normal ones come to you, otherwise you're just going to have to deal with the psychotic bullshit.

I have long hair and I'm pretty when I shave my beard. I can be your girlfriend. I can live without penetrating you as long as you suck.

Also I eat hella butt and pussy. Waddup.

>>730617055
Totally, I haven't been with a guy in over 2 years and it's completely different. Main reason I got back on the cock was to see what it was like again, I still have no idea.

>>730617052
But they will be wizards at 30, trust me.

>>730617362
I think anal is great actually

>>730616561

Go visit /d/ - they have a general full of thirsty girly men.

>>730617296
>implying adblock doesn't exist

>>730615303
>you got me beat, no doubt.
lol stupid cunt detected

>>730617561
>implying everyone knows about ad blockers.

>>730614245
Nigger, nigger, nigger, Jew.
Post your tits, and I'll believe you.

>>730616590
You're doing nothing but feeding the ego of an attention whore or some fag who wants you to "convince" him to suck dick.

This is b it's tits or gtfo
Go to another fag containment board if you wanna converse.

>>730616935
>someone got offended

>>730616657
>>730617527
Easier said than done, most gay men I know have beards. And I know two or three girly guys, they are straight tho

>>730614245
Don't know, sounds like you're already a dude. Might as well be a be faggot.

>>730614245
>>730614245

OP is just white male enciting SAME OPINION thread.

now personally, i agree with the post but do not for one second think this is a true homosexual.

>>730617392
just try new things with guys. maybe a gang bang, anything that will refreshen sex

>>730614245

What turns you off from men?

>>730617686
I don't get what's your point doing this but if you are not going to argue you'll always win anyways.
Only way to beat ignorance is violence and there's not such a thing on the internet

>>730617823
It's probably not even a true woman.

>>730614831
>8 billions people on the planet
>Ive been close to like 6 of them so I know how they all are

>>730617948
Go to Reddit, you'll love it.

How much like a girl would a guy have to look for that to be acceptable to you?

>>730617924
yes this. Interested to know.

>>730617924
Op here, it's their dangly veiny cockanballs that gross me out

>>730617522
Well well well we may just be a match made in figurative heaven. If your ass is fat enough I'll have to work for breath when you sit on the face then we can shut it down

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>>730617667
>This is b it's tits or gtfo

Tits would be ideal. Butthole would be sufficient.

>>730618025
Come on now be more creative.
Lately all you guys do is pasta, nigger, Reddit and low quality bait.

>>730614245
Think I love you already

>>730615791
Any statistics to back that up? Just curious.

>>730618072

yeah so the thing is you can't do shit about that. so that's what you have to live with. life sucks sometimes

>>730618527
I used to live with a lesbian couple. The dyke in the relationship beat the shit out of her girlfriend constantly.

>103 replies
>no tits
>wut.png

>>730614245
> emotional feminist daddy issue hormonal mind fucking mentally abusive woman

Sounds like my Ex

> lesbian

yep, that part too

>>730618767
She's a dyke.

Trust me, you don't want to see her tits.

>>730618527
See:
>>730617628

>>730614245
Did you show for a yet? timestamp?

if not, then HURRY the fuck up you thalmor faggot

it's dovakhiin time

I've been wanting to fuck an actual lesbian for a long time.
I've learned dicks are ugly so not to get it out until it's dark. More advice appreciated.

>>730614245
Stop being such a dumb bitch and just prey on college "lesbians" who are still "finding themselves" and learned that they "hate men" because daddy is mean and they took a gender studies class.

>>730615239
But like, desiring cock and pussy at times kind of means you're bisexual but homoromantic?

Like, you connect and have feelings for chicks but you'd happily slam cock and puss right?

>>730614245
Rules are rules: Tits or gtfo

>>730617924
Nothing, it's just there's no emotional connection that happens which only women have done.

>>730615842
All my this. I'm bi (guy) and no one even knows except my friends because we talk about our lays and whatnot. But I don't define myself by that. I have a good career. And hobbies. Super gay people piss me off

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OP stop being so fucking cynical about yourself and about your sexual desires. You're basically some GOP senator who makes laws against homosexuality but behind the curtains fucks other men. If you truly are a lesbian then that's what you're, as complex as it may get it's not impossible for a woman to be born wanting more so than dicks, to have sexual relations with hot sexy ladies. So that's what I got from your post, and I think you should have the relations you want and though this may spur up a good discussion on 4chan you should love yourself for all that you're.

>>730618715
It happens a lot actually.

>>730620534
Pick one
>good discussion
>4chan

>>730619947
Yeah I feel bisexual, but I hate that word.
Yes I would fuck dicks no prob, because it's as simple as that. Lez sex is difficult most times. I envy straight people

>>730620834
Difficult how?

>>730620534

Go back to tumblr, OP was just expressing frustration. The whole fucking problem is degenerate fags declaring sexual orientation to be "who they are". What a miserable and flimsy thing to build one's identity on!

LGBTQAZZTOP++ communities are degenerate because sex is their highest value. No balanced person should want to be part of them, regardless of where they put their junk.

>>730620988
I think she means how we can just fuck

>>730615277
No. It's not impossible to hate women. I really don't fancy them either because, well they're completely obnoxious, rude, and irritating. They make me more uncomfortable than a rash between my scrotum and my thigh. This is why you have MGTOW and "Asexuals" (which is total bs, they just don't want to touch a soaking wet death trap.) Not to mention with all the robots and other crap coming out, men don't care anymore. I've been single for 5 years and I'm gonna just keep counting. Women are a waste of time. Now if there were a kind, considerate, affectionate and adorable female who was actually LADY-LIKE. Perhaps I'd change my mind. Of course WOMEN are dead. Just little girls running around now. And I'm not down for that.

>>730615239
Don't worry. We don't want them anymore anyway.

>>730620988
You've seen lez porn right? It's one girl fucking another girl till she gets off, then switch. Never both at the same time unless you're creative/flexible or use toys.

>>730621161
But straight sex is risky as fuck. Besides the possibility of pregnancy, it's a possible life enfer for the man if he hooks up with a crazy girl who calls rape.

By comparison, two girls deciding to eat each other's cunts is nothing. Feels good, tastes okay, no risks other than hair in your teeth maybe.

>>730621164
Lemme take you on a date and see if a dude can charm you OP
It's the only way
Pics first tho I dont wanna be blind dating no beefgoblin u feel me

>>730621398
That's the only part I like, fucking and not worrying about getting pregnant. I fucked a guy this year and I was so paranoid I was pregnant. I could never deal with that every time I'm fucking. Fuck taking a pill and buying condoms all the time.

I'm friends with a lesbian couple that I think might want to fuck. And I'm into it if so.
What is my best bet to make this happen?
I've gone through many scenarios. Including an "accidental" dick pic as a catalyst.

>>730621126 I actually agree with you 100%

>>730621126 except about going back to tumblr

>>730621694

>I don't wanna blind date no beefgoblin u feel me

Smoove

>>730621126 I pretty much only express my ideas on chan sites or irc+discord

>>730621816
Why do you think they want to fuck you? Watch out, they probably just want your seed. I know lesbians that have done this.

>>730621816
Send it
If they ??? you say it was for some tinder chick with the same name as one of them
If they like it put it in them

>>730621947
U feel me tho

>>730621972
My god being used for my seed sounds terrific.


Minus the long term shit.

>>730621816

It's a trap

>one gets preggo
>help officer he raped me
>it's wrong to abort and besides I don't want to risk it!
>pls ur honor, it's obvious I would never willingly do it - the proof is my lesbian partner of X years

This is how you get stuck paying for their child's expenses forever, anon.

>>730621398
condoms homie

>>730614245
Tits or GTFO

>>730617628
tldr
summarize in 1 word

>>730622246
Well, if you want a child with two moms go ahead. Lesbians don't want to fuck guys just because, it's always for a reason. Never underestimate the mind of a lesbian!

>>730617628
This is for men. Lesbians don't catch stds from eachother