What is the worst product you have ever heard of or bought i

>>730611796
is it a smoothie maker?

The juicero needs a phone app and Wi-Fi to squeeze 10oz of juice. They run about 7$ a pack and the unit cost started at 700$

>>730612093
It's a packet squeezer, check out the video. This thing is top tier junk

>>730611796
4Chan gold pass

Anyone ever but a pet rock? That was a fucking stupid scam

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>>730611796
How do I like my juice? With extra DRM.

>>730613043
Right? This company wasn't taking returns either.

>>730612920

Yeah, but the pet rock didn't cost $700.

>>730613305
Any amount it to much for a basic rock imo but you are right, 700 for this pos is way way to much

>>730611796
lol that thing convinced me we are at the top of a market bubble

Its a hot silicon valley company that got like 300 million dollar funding

That video didnt even have the best part where bloomberg squeezed the same amount of juice out of the bag by hand without the machine at all

I never heard the wont squeeze without internet thing though thats real bad too

One of the most retarded thing after those fagget spinners .Cool boi cr1t1cal made a video about it youtube/penguinz0

>>730613529
Saw that video too ha. They claimed it was a 7000 lbs press needed for a packet! Then so tiny lady squeezes it out with her hands.

>>730613594
Yeah that's where I saw the original. His video is even better

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>>730611796
You set the bar really high but I'm ashamed to say I bought a bagel holder for easy cutting

>>730613829
https://youtu.be/KNBnzIHzyD8
That thing won't even cut my bagel

Chia pets are fucking stupid. Really anything from an infomercial

>>730613786
Then why the fuck u let them gain views u could have send his.

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>>730613966
>a fucking bagel Guillotine

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This abomination.

>>730614586
https://youtu.be/PCRx78Zhj7s click this!

>>730614658
But they glow in the dark and when you are fucking them, it make their tits light up

>>730611796
I see this on YouTube you can just squeeze the bags with your hands kek

>>730614761
Wow. You could just buy the bag and rip it open for free if you like the juice.

>>730612097

whoever buys this deserves to die in a painful way

>>730614761
Thank u i hope ppl will click instead of op of course why not

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>>730611796

This hipster shit.

>>730615401
>making your own soda
>not drinking toxic flavord syrup water
Wew lad

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This sorry piece of shit. The coffee tastes like anus, the thing takes up a ton of space, and the newer models like the one I got have a special sensor in them so you can't use anything besides teh official K-cups (unless you nigger rig it).
What a stupid fucking machine

>>730615401
Is that a carbonated water machine? You can just get a bottle of carbonation to do that for like 5 bucks

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>>730615648
>your own soda

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This piece of shit. My in-laws bought one for me for xmas. Fuck everything about it. I told my wife to tell them to just buy me gift cards from now on.

>>730615158

They don't sell the bags to people who don't own the machine.
Also, $7 a bag is a bit pricey.

a wife.


I never believed someone could be so dumb; then I realized I married her.

>>730615695
Fuck these. My sister bought me one. I was back to my old coffee maker within 2 days.

>>730615785
That thing looks tiny.

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This pile of shit.
Those who bought this are utter morons:
- You have to put a cold keg inside otherwise you're fucked;
- Only one possible beer keg allowed, Heineken
- The glass of beer 3 x more expensive

>>730616024
It's terrible. It is tiny. If you make fries withit you have to shake them halfway thru cooking. First time i shook them the fucking pan fell off the handle putting half the fries on the floor.

>>730615772
carbonated drink faggot don't play semantics

>>730614658
because it sat in your wallet until you decided enough was enough and had an overprotected wank?

>>730616060
Does it even tap the keg for you?

>>730612528
More like most useful

This excrement makes you spend $$$ to drink lyophilized and extracts.
The face of these bovine imbeciles when they go out of the store, so proud to have spend some bucks less than for a nespresso. The face of an imbecile thinking he is clever is priceless.

>>730615945
Right? Mine was a Christmas gift from the folks like two years ago so I can't just throw it away.
The only thing it did was make me appreciate the $20 piece of shit coffee maker with no bells or whistles I already had.

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>>730616542

>>730616336
you have to buy their concentrated syrups

>>730615401
Oh fuck that I'm not fucking my back up by carrying those water bottles through town. If you life far away from any grocery shop and you like carbonated water these things are great

Other then that, any other solution is bound to cost too. A backpack? Costs money. A car? Costs money.

>>730616290
topkek
i was thinking of you just going through the infomercial dilemma of shaking it and having it fall to the floor
only to look so pissed

>>730616290
What a giant pos, hope there was a lawsuit because that shits dangerous

>>730613829
That's not really a dumb product. It's good for dumb people as a surprising number of people end up having to go to the hospital for stitches because they cut into their hand while cutting bagels.

>>730616804
Also good for elderly people whose hands shake and shit.

>>730611796

muslim population

>>730616617
Their syrups are also shit because they all contain artificial sweeteners. They have diet versions, which are 100% artificial sweeteners, but even the regular ones are 50/50, which is fucking retarded.

All the sodas you make with this shit are gross because they taste chemically and have a horrible aftertaste. Why they don't just make pure sugar syrups is beyond me.

>>730616804
Wow, a surprising number of people should just be banned from all sharp objects.
>>730616885
They can be excused.

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Basically if you see this guy, do not buy.

>>730616925
That's not a product

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This product came in "as-is" condition when I opened it up.

>>730611796
>What is the worst product you have ever heard of

That dickbrain juicer in op's post is the new champion -- perfectly useless. And Google poured $120 MILLION into its development? WTF?!

It squeezes juice out of a bag! But you need to have it connected to WiFi and use your smart phone to operate it.

Un-be-fucking-lievable.

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Aetho Aeon. Took everyone's money. Never shipped them.

>>730616958
Have you seen infomercial satire? It's pretty good
https://youtu.be/2gMjJNGg9Z8

>>730611796
If you can't see what these are really used for then maybe you should take a long hard look at your life and where you're heading.

>>730611796
Socialism

>>730617185
Yeah to steal your info, that's part of why it's shit

>>730617276
You can buy socialism?

>>730616933
Don't get any of the syrups. Get a water infuser for 10 bucks max and put in the fruits you like and just pour in the carbonated water from the sodastream.
It's a hassle at the start but gets you a bit easier away from the soda shit then plain water

>>730617346
Yeah. It costs the lives of millions.

>>730612097
the comparison of squeezing by hand vs machine showed little difference, so you're basically paying $700 to squeeze the last 5% of juice out of the bag.

Wowie wooie

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>>730611796
>Always online DRM juicer

Jesus christ that's fucking hilarious.
The internet having influence on everything imaginable was a mistake.
It's just fucking juice. Anybody can make fucking juice. Kids do it all the time at lemonade stands. I also do it all the time with home-grown berries that cost fucking cents for the seeds. And cents are basically worthless.

It's like they took the worst aspects about overpriced starbucks drinks and mixed it with Apple-tier marketing scams.

>>730617464
What government system hasnt

>>730617540
the american republic you retard

>>730615401

Made by an israeli, so you can imagine you are drinking the tears of dead palestinian babies with every gulp

>>730617540
Socialism is an economic system.

It has killed over 100 million people in the last 100 years.

It's bad and you should feel bad for defending it.

>>730617626
You are joking right? No one dies in America due to capitalism?

>>730617386
Well, I know that now. But way back when I bought it, I wasn't aware of any of this shit.

>>730617710
And how many people die a year because they can't afford health insurance in America?

>>730617758
>>730617863
You're really gonna defend famines, death camps, and mass graves and compare them to life as a poor person in the US?

>>730617758
no one died founding the US

>>730617781
Well it's a shame the syrup shit drags down the image of the product. It's great without it. Yet the price is too high for just a chunk of plastic to inject gas into water

>>730611796
Heard about this piece on NPR. I think Consumer Reports even said you can just buy the $10 bag of fruits and veggies and squeeze the bag by hand.

Dumbest piece of shill I've seen in a while. These fucks need to die.

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https://youtu.be/Qyn4GE2Fxq4

>>730618006
No, I'm saying that every type of government does that. The US did that to the Japanese in ww2

>>730617500
Not just that, but the fucking juice packs are like $8 for like a half a cup of juice, when you can get a half gallon of fruit juice for that much.

>>730618054
What was the revolutionary war then? Bad bait is bad

>>730613829
How about a bagel oven that uses canned gas?

>>730618179
lol i mean that was just a war, it wasn't FOUNDING the us

>>730613829
Could you not, you know hold the bagel with one hand and cut it with another? You needed a specialized bagel cutter? wtf?

>>730614582
CLAP ON CLAP OFF
<CLAP CLAP>

The Clapper!

>>730618112
The internment camps for Japanese-Americans didn't kill them you fucking moron. It was still an abuse of their rights but not on the same level as the GULAG or Pol Pot's Killing Fields or the Holodomor or the Stalinist purges or...

Need I go on?

>>730618238
You could say that about any country then. But if you are talking about all of America's creation, including the Louisiana purchase, then that includes the French Indian war too

>>730613966
I still say "Look at me look at me, I'm leatherface" whenever I have anything big and sharp with other people around

>>730618353
it WAS on the same fucking level, how much wool do you have over your eyes? i studied this in AP US history

>>730618440
keep moving the goal posts fag

>>730618353
Sure they did and Eisenhower did with the mexicans too for operation wetback

>>730618518
Damn you got me...

>>730616382
Nope, you have to buy special disposable hoses that you replace with each keg. They are not the same as the tap that comes with a keg.

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>>730618204
Because it wouldn't be as useful as toasting your bagel using sugar crystal batteries

>>730618632
>Implying deportation is bad.
>Implying deportation is as bad as mass murder.

>>730618631
You moron, you said the creation of America. That's part of the creation

>>730618846
so fucking pedantic

>>730618898
Well stop being so vague then dumb ass

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QVC impulse buy

>>730618281
I only have one arm tho

>>730619054
ya ya piss off idiota, get trolled

>>730618793
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Wetback
It was mass murder

>>730619166
Sorry you were wrong. Take a history class poncho

>>730619190
>88 people died after returning to Mexico because Mexico sucks.
>"Mass Murder"
> Cambodian genocide.
>3 million dead.
>Actual mass murder.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodian_genocide

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Good luck fucking anything but you hand on this piece of shit!

>>730619466
Cambodia isn't a socialist country

>>730619559
Under the Khmer Rouge it certainly fucking was.

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I bought into the "mod-able, powerful, cube" sales pitch. By the time I realized it was bullshit, it was too late.

>>730619091
Ok if you've got kids

>>730619647
He was a communist...

>>730619467
A matress where you can adjust teh firmness? That's quite good.

>>730618125
that's just a shampoo hat. It's supposed to go over the head, not face.

>>730619768
Same difference.

Inb4 "muh democratic-socialism".

It all ends the same way, bread lines, forced labor, and murder.

>>730617707
hot

will do

>>730619118
In that case, dude, it sounds like you made an excellent purchase.

>>730615401
I use it. Not the nasty flavor stuff tho. I just only like sparkling water and I don't want to buy plastic bottles for the environment. Also calculated that sodastream is cheaper than having to go buy bottles of water all the time.

>>730620009
Jesus then all of the republican party are part of the tea party. That's just not true

>>730611796
wrong video, it can be done by hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lutHF5HhVA

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What a complete fucking abortion.

>>730619924
No, two in one convenient cheap ass plastic frame with a cheap ass piece of foam between them. Try fucking in the middle of the bed, sinking between two inflated cheap ass air mattresses, with only a piece of foam folding over. Enjoy you expensive adjustable balloons.

>>730620213
All of the -8 people who bought that regretted it

>>730619667

wats dis?

>>730611796
Hi, /g/

>>730617863
>This

>>730620558
Dying at 70 of a heart attack is the same as being shot in the neck by the NKVD.

Yeah man okay.

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>>730611796

More of a bad purchase, then a product but i came into money when i was young and bought a crate of 100,000 pixie sticks. I only had like 100 over the course of about 8 years, so im still sitting on nearly 100,000 of these little fucks.

>>730617533
Again, it's not actually a juicer. It's a juice bag squeezer.

>>730620441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTqhyHuKVKA

>>730620653
One's worse.

We had to go to war to prevent the shit in WWII, where as the other people are just accepting as "it's just the way it is".

>>730612097
I can buy a 40$ juicer and 900 lbs of oranges (roughly 18x 50lbs boxes for 35$ wholesale) for 700$, and it will work whenever.

>>730620653
Yes because only the elderly die due to lack of insurance

>>730620653
>>730620653
Dying at 12 because you have complications from a lung infection because your parents don't earn enough money to pay a 500 000$ hospital bill........

>>730620846
The whole Ouya phenomenon was fascinating as fuck to watch go down.

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Worst As See On TV product ever. This thing was a nightmare from the beginning. Took like 10 months to ship only because I kept calling and asking for it. Piece of shit didn't get out wrinkles

>>730620672
Shit son, I hope you at least got the assorted flavors.

>i came into money when i was young

Never fails. Some kid with a bunch of money that never had that kind of money before (easy come money) will inevitably piss it away on bullshit. Suddenly, that $4,000 sex doll sounds like a good idea, and putting rims on your 1.2 liter 1988 honda civic for $5,000, etc. suddenly seem like cool ideas, lol

>>730611796
The "inventor" must be mental

>>730620672
What could you possibly do with 100,000 pixie stix? How did that even happen? Most people piss their money away on drugs, cars, and trying to imprses their peers with bullshit.

>>730612920
The pet rock thing wasn't more of a joke?

>>730620873
Or you know, buy a carton of juice and just pour a glass whenever you feel like it instead

>>730620672
how much did they cost?

>>730612093
A $400 caprisun squeezer that spies on you.

>>730617386
What do I infuse to get the flavor "cola"?

>>730617533
cents make up the dollar that makes up the hundreds that makes up the thousands that make up the millions, cents are worth that!

QUESTION: Do you think it's possible to build a device that would switch the channel of your TV when the ads begin, and switch back to the channel when the ads end?

IS IT POSSIBLE?

>>730621818
Tivo?

>>730611796
that's the jew version of a juicer. A real juicer takes produce not some sort of speciality fucking bag where they sell you whatever the fuck is in that bag and call it juice

>>730621818
Yeah, it's called a TV remote. You literally press one button.

>>730621818
It's called torrents. No adds.

Or Tivo that shit and just fastforward the commercials.

>>730621818
Yeah, of course, m8, but I haven't seen a TV commercial in literally years without any such gadgets.

>>730621818
how fuckin lazy can you get you piece of shit millennial

>>730611796
You are just jelly you cant afford to waste your money the way people like me can. I can buy this like it was a fucking lollipop.

>>730621912
Tivo records first.

>>730621956
I won't even answer you. You don't have many friends do you?

>>730621976
same.

>>730620672
>>730621674
HOW MUCH DID THEY COST YOU FUCKING NIGGER ANSWER MY QUESTION

>>730613529
This project is clearly for money laundering, its a shame stupid people like you cant really see it.

>>730622050
wat?

>>730620672
You have got to be fuckin' trollin' m8. 100,000 pixie sticks would weigh almost 500lbs.

You can buy 12.45lbs cases of them (2,500ct) for $70 online, so 100,000 would mean almost 500 pounds and cost over $2,000 probably even after bulk. discount

>>730617035
You forget about the convenience of being able to make juice in your empty home while you are 2000 miles away on your yacht in the Mediterranean using your smart phone (app sold separately).

>>730622381
I don't watch tv, m8. Today there's so many options to choose your content without having to put up with the ad bullshit, it seems a step backwards to sit around accepting whatever gets thrown at you as opposed to selectively being an executive director of your entertainment experience.

>>730622770
Yeah, man nothing says opulence more than juicing 2000 miles away and you come home to a spoiled glass of juice sitting on your counter, rotting away lol

>>730613829
Sending this to my ocd friend, guy was telling me he wants to invent something to uniformly slice bread and looks like someone beat him to it

>>730620076
Lmao

>>730622895

I have cable TV and they interrupt the programs at least 5x.

I don't want to torrent, or record and then cut etc. This is extra work.

I want to sit to watch channel A and when the interruption comes the device switches to channel B and when the ads finishes, it switches back to channel A.

This should cost some $50 and would sell millions, I am sure about that.

IS IT POSSIBLE?

worst thing I ever bought was a portable dishwasher. got it from sears. it's one of those units that's sorta the same size as a regular dishwasher, but is on wheels and hooks up to your sink faucet instead of having a direct hookup. I got it because my house doesn't have one and I didn't have the money to remodel that whole end of the kitchen. anyway it didn't do a very good job of cleaning dishes, was in the way a lot of the time, and was generally a pain in the ass. it didn't really save much time either. I got curious and timed it, and once you factored in the time spent pre-rinsing the dishes enough to where its weakass jets could clean them, loading, unloading, etc....it saved MAYBE ten minutes per week vs. washing them by hand.

>>730622895
Once live sports move from cable networks to the internet we can finally be done with 20th century media.

I don't watch movies or shows more than a couple times a year. I do watch live football, yet I have to pay for 1000 channels every hour of every day just to watch 3 hours of football once a week? Not worth it.

However, I'd happily pay per view for each football match. Or pay for the entire season.

But I don't need 30 fake news channels. I want them to fail, I do not want to support them

Newspapers, magazines, and sadly books are mostly gone. Time to rid ourselves of cable television.

>>730623623
That's been out before then cable modems started checking for it and denied service due to breach of contract

>>730623623
Of course, its' possible, but it wouldn't be very accurate without collusion with the cable channel, and it is not in their best interest to divulge broadcast information for the purpose of someone bypassing one of their main sources of revenue.

So yeah, it's possible, but neither easy nor practical to implement.

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>>730613594
Lmao what the fuck does it need to update for? What's it connecting to the code lyoko

>>730617707
What the fuck are you doing here?

>>730623450

what is a bread slicer?

>>730622052
my dad had this same idea and he's like 60 you're a fucking retard

>>730615785
Lmao my mom bought one and I refuse to even try it. Also shit takes mad long to cook

>>730615785
I bought this too after watching the infomercial. ya, its a piece of shit.

>>730622052
Bet you are a millennial and don't even know it, what's your age?

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Who is the target for this shirt? Who spends thousands of dollars to look homeless?

Does the shirt grant you wishes or give you magical powers? Was John Lennon shot wearing it???

>>730625038
your dad is a piece of shit too

>>730611796
A usb drive cleaner

>>730625472
>Who is the target for this shirt?
people who have more money than you

>>730621741
Cola bean, duh

>>730625511
Wait, you watch commercials and think that isn't laziness? What's your age again?

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>>730611796
I'm probably cheating by using audiophile tech but here we go:

The Blackbody and its sucessor the Firewall
>http://www.lessloss.com/blackbody-p-200.html
>http://www.lessloss.com/firewall-module-p-216.html

The blackbody was passive (as in, not powered) black box that by virtue of being black would absorb bad things to make your audio better. Apparently. The firewall plugs in and does the same thing.

>Featuring the latest and most advanced LessLoss Skin-filtering technology, the Firewall Module blocks noise pollution to levels traditional capacitor and coil-based solutions can only hope to approach. Developed from our critically acclaimed DFPC (Dynamic Filtering Power Cable), the LessLoss Firewall Module reveals hidden subtleties of the entire audio event as it eliminates the widespread negative effects of high frequency noise pollution. Use the Firewall module with any equipment so that its potential performance can be realized in today's over-polluted electro-magnetic atmosphere.

It's a steal at around $1000.

>>730624995
No. I need this in my life.

>>730625928
So that's a glorified noise filter for 1k?

>>730626165

It probably doesnt even filter noise.

>>730625472
It's brand shit, you might as well ask why someone would buy a gucci bag. It's because they think people will admire them.

>>730623854
I could see this being a huge pile of junk. Thanks for the info, not going to buy one of these that's for sure

>>730617168
Wut?

>>730626589
They are great. Back when adult swim online was good

>>730626252
I can somewhat understand wanting to be a walking billboard, but why would you want to pay those prices for pre-ruined clothes?

Some of the expensive brands have nice looking stuff, that shirt looks like the 40 year old shirt with holes my dad wears because he is too cheap to buy a new one.

>>730626760
That's the new style, used clothes and the make a killing doing it because the average person is a dumb ass. You make a shit product that falls apart because it's already broken and wait two weeks to sell them another since the first fell apart. All for over 100$ per clothing item

>

>>730627227
><

>>730619667
bought it myself. it was trash

>>730617533
I think some silicon valley ceos were smoking a really loaded blunt and they made a bet on the most silly useless product they could release to the market and things went too far

>its justa prank, bro! It was always a prank!

I wanna know if the thing got any sellings after all

>>730625472
holy fucking shit hahaha I would literally laugh at whoever would buy that

>>730618692
Tell me thats fake pls

>>730615785
I actually have one of these fuckers, I actually love mine. Really good at making potatoes without stinking up your house with fryer grease.

>>730627067
That is actually a pretty smart buisness plan.

No standards and durability to pay for, market of people that will pay anything regardless of quality, product designed to specifically fail after a couple of wearings, repeat process.

i vant some stock, though basing financial gains on the whims of stupid rich people may be a poor decision.

>>730627421
I don't think it's a joke. I think they are just so removed from the realities of the real world that they think a $700 juicer that only juices proprietary overpriced juice packs instead of actual fruit sounded like a great idea for them personally, and are simply so out of it that they don't understand how ridiculous it is.

>>730627790
Rich people do not operate on the same plane of logic that the rest of us do. They also know that other rich people love buying retarded gadgets, but the Juicero might be a bit much for even those folks.

>>730616933
My brother has one of these, when I go to stay there I buy gourmet syrups from a website. Shit is fucking cash. http://portlandsyrups.com/

>>730627421
Don't underestimate their stupidity.

It's some "Let them eat cake" shit. Most of those people wouldn't know how to even talk to a human being that wasn't there to lick their bootheels for some of their wealth.

>>730620846
Just one word: scam

>>730618006
Umm...the shit you describe was caused by FASCISM and not by Socialism.

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>>730617626

>>730619248
I have a friend who bought one of those

>>730628521
Defriend them.

>>730628715
Is it that bad?

>>730627790
>>730627948
I think like you two, but i tried to find another reason for thata garbage because i dont wanna lose my remaining faith in humanity

Inb4 probably the answer is ALL answers conbined

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this...

>>730611796
I wasted loads of money on a RealDoll a few years ago. What a fucking waste of money.

It looks realistic enough but after I put in on my bed, lubed my cock up and started thrusting I realized just how not like actual sex it was. It took me a long time to cum and after I was done I just stood up and stared at that useless, expensive lifeless piece of plastic shit.

I cleaned it out and shoved it into a trunk in my garage underneath a load of clothes, where it rests to this day.

I made up for that a few years later by going to the FKK Oase and getting a room with three girls. Much more satisfying.

>>730629713
>Real Doll

Yeah, man overpriced brand shit. You can get a custom doll of almost any size, shape color, whatever (of the same quality of "real dolls"), for under $1,000 from aliexpress direct from the manufacturers.

>>730629895
It's not the fact that it was a brand, it's the fact that I spent thousands of dollars on a sex toy that wasn't even any good.

>>730611796
SOLAR FREAKING ROADWAYS

I once saw in a TV spot a bra that looks like you have your nipples erects.... I'm still wondering why someone would need this

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>>730627544
It was made for a design competition by Electrolux in 2011. Unfortunately, I don't think you can buy it online

Tesla Cars

>>730624995
kek

>>730631082
>Tesla Cars
>Muh gas.
>libtards

Even if Tesla the company crashes and burns they are pushing cars forward just in terms of tech.

Car companies, especially American ones are so fucking uptight and conservative they can't even see past the next 5 or 6 years.

>>730611796

Is there any tax money being wasted in this thing? If not, I don't give a shit.

>>730621367
>as see on tv
lol

>>730622324
amazing how you are the only one sees it

you must be jeff sessions or something?

>>730631644
I'm sure whoever made it wrote off the huge losses.

>>730631644
Google doesn't pay taxes though, I'm sure this product is one of their means

The juciero just runs my clit the wrong way...

>>730611796
That looks like the most retarded shit in history, I hope you spent a lot of money you fucking idiot.

>>730617168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1GCoVzxGg

>>730616617
No you don't faggot u can do water or juice but I guess that's just if you're not retarded

>>730615158

Or you can just buy juice in plastic jug like a normal person

>>730623854
>portable dishwasher
It's called a WIFE

>>730619248
Vince actually has an "interesting" story, if you ever want to waste 10 minutes of your life reading his bio and history.... excommunicated scientologist, stroke, best 'barker' of shams, worst movie ever made, hooker battery, etc...

>>730621669
Not fresh

>>730621657
>The pet rock thing wasn't more of a joke?
YES, the pet rock WAS a joke, and yet seller retired a millionaire.

People bought these to give to other people (you could pay extra for a pet bed), or your kept it on your shelf next to your turtle,. Or on your desk,as a stupid thing, like those chrome 'click clack' things.

>>730635535
>hooker battery
My brain tried to parse that as a power source for/from hookers.
Took me a second to realize.

>>730617035
if this gadget is real and no joke
>Google poured $120 MILLION into its development?
and this is real

then is the only reason i imagine patents. maybe the patent some usefull technology but hide it in shit. Maybe the technology from this fruit machine can be used for injection for medicaments over time or something elsebig bussiness which will be the main reason of the patent.
Or its some form of corruprion and a fammilly member was paid well for inviting shit.

>>730622268
>Tivo records first.
OR
You just use your DVR, and pause your favorite show for about 10 minutes, then fast FWD beyond commercials. \\ "but what if you want to watch show immediately thereafter on another channel"? Well you schedule record that other channel in advice, then fast FWD same way on that channel recording.

During the Olympics, I paused Nighttime Prime Time viewing like 45 minutes, then zipped thru all commercials perfectly...

>>730630324
In-ies?

>>730621391
Ever read Dilbert?
It gives a good sense of why stuff like this can happen; the correct thing for an employee or manager to do will not necessarily be what generates a good end result.

>>730617710
Capitalism and Imperialism have killed countless millions at the same time.

Your point being?

>>730638007
>Your point being?
your a fagot

Cologne

>>730636115

It is literally just a presser with wifi and bluetooth connectivity. There is no useful new technology in it whatsoever.

>>730621818
If you still watch TV in this day and age, you're already brainwashed, so skipping ads isn't going to help you

>>730622717
He probably thought it was coke
Or hes an advanced retard

>>730621818

sounds like something you think of while baked and then realize how stupid it is later

A bible

>>730615695
the one i got at costco was a pretty good deal imo, costed 100 bucks came with a bunch of testers and to buy a box full of k-cups only costs 50 bucks whereas buying 12 nespresso cups costs 12 dollars, it is not perfect tasting but still better than instant coffee

>>730624995
I bought an Asian girl online once too, all she did was bitch the whole time and then escape the basement when I forgot to lock the door while I was out... Oh well.

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>>730629713
not sure if you fucked a real doll or my wife...

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>>730611796

Put my entire life savings into "The Uni Fliz". Still waiting on a return

>>730629970

For the price of a Real Doll you could literally buy and own a living, breathing human female from a third world country

>>730642737

god i hope this is a shoop....

>>730611796
A violin bow, hoping I could play my guitar with it.
It's still in the corner of the room.
>That only works on electric, not acoustic

>>730642737
Mark Cubin appeared on the Tai Lopez show...

These people are rich because they're willing to shill when someone offers them money to do so.

Hell, I'm sure if they offered you what they offered Ivanka for that, you'd slam your dick inside of one and drink your own cock juice with a smile.

A note 7

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These fuckers

>>730612097

They should troll third world countries by giving these out as charitable donations.

Here's your $700 juicer that will deliver fresh organic cold pressed juice whenever you want!

No Wi-fi and smartphone to use our app? Sorry no juice for you!

>>730629970
Buying that makes you really pathetic. Wow.

>>730613043
clever

>>730619466
>not knowing the difference between genocide and mass murder
operation wetback was not genocide, but it was most definitely mass murder

My iphone probably

>>730624684
holy fuck anon thanks for the laugh code lyoko ahahahahaa literally made my fuckin day i'm still dying

>>730643492
jesus