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Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>730579920 The rules

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Thread images: 151

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>730579920

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>no ERP and RP
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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Foxxy
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Pretty dead right now, huh?
How's everyone doing today?
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Claiming best girl.

>>730590649
Alright-ish. Ate food. Was decent.
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It's dead, I just...fuck

>>730590649
Well, I could always be worse

How are you doing?
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>>730591060
I had food too, food is nice.

>>730591244
Ech, know that feeling.
I'm felling pretty good, hope it stays that way.

>>730591349
Hai Rem
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it's thundering and lightning here and im scared
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>>730591647
I just like quiet days sometimes

>>730592221
That's the best weather
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>>730592221
Can you hear, can you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover.
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>>730592221
You'll be fine, don't worry about it.
I might be weird, I find it relaxing.

>>730592477
It's really comfy being able to follow thread and so other stuff at the same time.
Some nights I have trouble keeping up with the thread alone...

>>730592574
10/10
Damn you, I need to listen to that now.
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0 here
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>>730592221
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>>730592701
Hmm, is there a name for making someone listen to something?
Gör som vï, till denna melodi, so come on.
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>>730592701
It can get pretty crazy in here sometimes
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>>730592805
Hi 0

>>730592965
No clue.

I'll pass on that one...
At least you got the right version of it!
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>>730593153
cute!
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>>730593153
There is no other version, period.
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>>730593153
Cute

>>730593566
Konata
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>>730593566
Hey torpedo dick
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>>730593566
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This "Empty Refer/Site" place has some effective advertising.
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>>730594038
Me in the middle
>>730593951
Hello Zero, good afternoon?
>>730593979
Did you reverse heresy? :o
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>>730594496
Past 6PM but acceptable. How are you doing?
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>>730594496
Did you ever wash yourself properly?
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>>730594496
Me on the left
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>>730594578
I'm too lazy to ever learn timezones :p

I just woke up, it's 9:30am, listening to music, what are you up to?
>>730595005
I'm gonna shower in an hour when my water warms up :o
>>730595025
That's exactly what I pictured you would look like uwu
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>>730595025
You a black girl with a bowl cut?
Who'd have guessed?
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>>730595166
But will you grind out all that dick cheese?
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>>730595166
>>730595195
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>>730595377
That's why he claimed Mugi at all uwu
>>730595351
I usually wash my hair then body and dick
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>>730595507
Is that why you can't peel the skin back?
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Chiri claimed.
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>>730592574
Do you come from the land down under?
I hear the women glow and that the men plunder. Is it true?
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>>730595714
o_o
>>730595664
Maybe I was just born with tight foreskin uwu
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>>730595166
Came back from work. Feeling sick the whole day. Might have catched something
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>>730595818
No, that's not how it works

You just never washed under it
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>>730595779
Well any old fools gonna glow when ya leave 'em in the sun too long, specially with that fucken hole in the ozone. As for the men, yeah most are dole bludgers who plunder society's ill gotten gains like a bloody possum in yer jacaranda.
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>>730595507
Not really but whatever
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>>730596103
we all know it's the eyebrows
>>730595957
why are you so obsessed with my dick? :o
>>730595932
oh no, make some tea and lay down ;-;
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>>730596200
Correct uwu
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>>730596200
I'm not, but it's unhealthy to leave it that dirty
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fuck you all she mine
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>>730596417
You care about me? c:
>>730596411
Did they actually pull out the measurements for her eyebrows?
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miku is my shit
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>>730596601
Yes
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>>730596601
Yeah, sure

>>730596614
*Miku is shit

FTFY
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>>730596902
Aww, you know I like you too ^-^
>>730596788
Anime name again? I'll remember this time uwu
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>>730597023
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yrOJJ76GYU
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>>730597119
The anime is named after her? :o
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>>730597023
Love lab
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>>730597231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yrOJJ76GYU
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CALL OF DUTY REVAL!
https://youtu.be/QHiaw1JLc7o
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>>730597264
Thank you thank you ^-^
>>730597268
Who is this? :o
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>>730597364
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>730597023
Don't let it go to your head

>>730597314
Damn, I almost cried
Those graphics look almost like real like, can't wait to play it in 4k
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>>730597590
:o
>>730597622
which one?
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>>730595195
2smug4me
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Claim
Hi everyone
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>>730596200
What tea? I dont wanna lay down though
>>730597023
Cute
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>>730597874
I hate you

>>730598381
Hi Yuno, how goes it?
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>>730598794
I hate your hat -_-
>>730598762
Gween tea, then what do you wanna do?

0 is cuter ;-;
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>>730599283
Just woke up
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>>730599549
GOOD MORNING TOMOKO
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Hey.
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>>730598794
It is going good about to play some vidya, what about you
>>730599283
Hi adorable
>>730599549
Hi tomo
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>>730599549
Was starting to wonder where you where
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>>730599549
Good morning
>regular Megu
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>>730599283
>maid dress
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>>730599635
Hey there, Chen

>>730599710
Same, really

I don't have anything better to do
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yummy
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>>730599549
You're lurking now! Glad to have ya here
>>730599635
Hello Pat-Kat
>>730599710
M-Chan! I think you and another were on this morning...I avoided it. there was a lot of people I didn't know who was who.
>>730600018
Matching! Great. How many photos do you have NOT in a maid dress. If it's all bikini I understand
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>>730599632
Morning. Wall of text. >>730599710
Morning yuno. How goes it? >>730599911
Gm
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>>730600661
That I am I guess. >>730600670
Pic
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>>730600018
>>730600661
I think these maid the thread much better
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>>730600842
>oh you
>>730600781
Saw there were like 10 tomokos this morning...Very weird.
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>>730601080
When was that?
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>>730600781
>ignored
Lovemepls
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>>730601254
Oh I'm sorry Ai I didn't expect so many responses
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>>730601167
8amish EST
>>730601411
You are a popular person tomoko.
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>>730600661
>I had to switch to no filenames to get this one
I have a handful
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>>730601167
are you the one that picked numbers?
>regular Megu
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>>730601080
Got any nurse costumes?
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>>730601411
Poor Tomo cannot handle the fame
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>>730601510
You answered first. SANTA!....Lewdish sanda
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>>730601485
Huh. Weird. Or all the popular people are gone right now. >>730601524
That was me yes. 13 26 and 200 something. I think. >>730601714
Nope too stressful.
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>>730601955
Phew, get some rest then
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>>730602115
I did. I'm awake now
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>>730601838
Not lewd. Adorable.
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>>730600039
I should revise for my exams but I cant be assed
>>730600661
It wan't me I don't have much time in the mornings (if your talking GMT)
>>730600670
Going good playing vidya like always
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Hello
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>>730602460
Which one today Yuno? >>730602511
Hi
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Claiming my darling vampire wife, Takanashi Hikari.
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>>730601838
That's a pretty lewd santa

>>730602460
I'm probably putting stuff off too

Oh well, more to do tomorrow, maybe
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>>730601663
Wow...I got a couple...Let's see if I have some ones with tails....
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>>730601955
I'd say more then a few people know you.
>>730602427
THATS adorable. Hips/10
>>730602460
It was weird. And everyone was really rude. So while you are a murder, you are at least nice.
>>730602741
Would snuggle tail
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>>730602611
More saints row 3 I'm powering throw it pretty fast
>>730602741
Never put off something until tomorrow if you can put it off until the day after that
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>>730603309
This is adorable to me
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>>730603309
What can I say manners cost nothing
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>>730602986
Looking for tails?

You want to be as foxy as Ran-sama?

>>730603309
Everyone wants to snuggle the tails

>>730603332
Maybe Sunday...
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>>730599021
I don't really know. I can't think straight.

>>730602611
Tomo
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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>>730602290
Well you seem like you need some more :o
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>>730603472
I can be this foxy....But not THAT foxy
>>730603446
Exactly! That's why M-chan is the best killer.
>>730603438
Exposing hidden eyes are super sexy.
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>>730603472
>>730603905

here got some fluffy tails for you
>regular Megu
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>>730603905
It does take a lot to have this much foxy fluff

>>730604203
Nicu nicu

I love purple hair girl's face
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
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>>730604439
>I love purple hair girl's face
no
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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>>730603472
Well it is strange to start something in the middle of something else so wait to Monday
>>730603905
Death with a smile :) (I don't know how to fox but I can kitty cat quite well)
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Best claimed.
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>>730603905
Expose eyes
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>>730600039

What's up?

>>730600661

Hello. Pet me or I will kill your whole family with my teeth.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Hold teh fuck up
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>730604723
But i'm working Monday
And it might rain Tuesday...So next Saturday might work


>>730604798
Some old stuff, really
Just hanging around here while it's still slow
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
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>>730599021
My disc died and doesn't want to reconnect -_-
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>>730603309
I know people yeah but pressure. >>730603332
It's a fun little game for sure.>>730603479
Hi zero how goes it? >>730603841
I always need more but I wont
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>>730604723
>Manners don't cost anything
But being rude can cost you alot. That is a nice kitty.
>>730604744
Solid choice.
>>730604786
Let's see what I have
>>730604798
>*Pets firmly with worry*
>>730605250
Nice smoking jacket.
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>>730605146
uh oh :o
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>>730605146
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>>730605481
Are you another claimer than the usual one?
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>>730605721
You made me realize how much jap stuff I have on my chart. 11 out of 40 albums.

>>730605817
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Tfw no fatass gf to feed and take care of
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>>730605916
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>>730605985
Phat.
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>>730606058
Thicc :ok_hand:
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>>730605916
still down for you?

it's not bad being a weeb uwu
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Claim
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Galko claimed.
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>>730606232
Claimed
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>>730605825
Ive been told recently that I'm not the original koume claimer. But I've been here for a while now. If you are shiro-beard then you made this
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>>730606132
Spoop.

>>730606174
Is back up but I feel like posting pics as I talk now.
Maybe, but it's mostly that opinions change all the time and now I think that I shouldn't rate something without knowing every corner of it and how dull it gets after a couple of listens.
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>>730605481
Cute
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>>730606405
I'd gladly get spoop'd by that.
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>>730605005
As long as anything dose not come up
>>730605250
I will probably buy Saints row 4 directly after completing this one like I did with 2 and 3
>>730605481
I took a test to see how evil (supposedly) I am do you wan't to see? (I can naughty dog)
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>>730606330
Lewd
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>>730606405
PUMPKIN PANTS!
Idk why or how big of a thing this is. But it must me
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hi
hi hi
hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi
>>
>>730606474
haha yes

>>730606587
Well it's part of her halloween official art.
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>>730606707
hehe xd
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>>730606625
hola
hola hola
hola hola hola
hola hola hola hola
>>730606534
no u
>>730606405
I usually rate initially then come back to it and see how it holds up. It all depends though, sometimes I know I want to come back if it was a strong first listen

listen to SY -_-
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>>730606625
bye
bye bye
bye bye bye
bye bye bye bye
>>
>>730606707
Can I get salsa on her
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>>730606846
I'm not the one claiming people
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>>730606849
um no sry
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>>730606803
wowie

>>730606846
Like 25 mins to go on Yanqui uxo, I'll listen to it after this ö
Maybe.
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>>730606376
I gotta say I did a marvelous job on this one.
How're you doing this fine evening?
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>>730606939
you're lewd on discord :o
>>730607054
Listen to the candle album uwu
>>730606803
>>730606132
yummy
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>>730607054
She's just testing her torpedoes.

>>730607180
:ok_hand:
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>>730606707
STRIPES...Super saved!
>>730606530
Good dog. I like that outfit. Dog is rather rare. I have one bear. Alot of bun, neko, fox but dog....Idk. how bad are.you
>>730607162
I'm doing fabulous! Glad to see you
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>>730605250
Im sick. So not that well.
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>>730607180
I'm not -_-
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>>730607254
Just noticed you saved the wrong version though.
I made a little mistake with the hair at it.
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>>730607028
She's been mine for almost more a year in these thread
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>>730607249
I don't think that's where she keeps them.

>>730607180
Fine fine... I've already had my daily dose of gaze and weeb, I can do that now.
Also what I wanted to say with the Japanese abundance is that just yesterday I found a new jip-hop album that has potential to become a favourite o:

>>730607254
Stripes are nice... used to be my favourite types of vinyls on NFSU gaems.
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>>730607526
>>730607526
>>730607526
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