Im trying to fuck this cute chubby married chick from where i

>>730588413
Try not to be so autistic in your text. Beautiful lady? Chicks hate dat shit tard

>one word answer
she hates you

she knows what youre up to.
of course shes going to brush you off

>>730589168
no kidding.

if girls aren't reciprocating with as much or more words then they aren't interested

Op it's best to just send her a dick pic

>>730588413
Look fatso, I'm going to be honest. I want to feast on your ass like you feast on a cake.

Be careful.

The husband may decide to try and kill you.

op you autistic fuck. as a woman i give you this one advice: if you EVER want to fuck her you need to start being a dick. this is crucial. do you have any idea how obvious it is just in those six pathetic words? also, you're just entertaining both her and her husband by doing this. i guarantee you he knows, if he didn't then she'd never brush you off and would have humped the ol' cheese by now. fuck off.

>>730588413
one word answer=not interested/annoyed
the cringeworthy message you sent her didn't help either

>>730588413
your mom is a slut and a half to have a 22 yr old kid

>>730589666
satanic trips of truth??
hmm, i dont trust it
tits or gtfo faggot

>>730588413
From experience, fatsos are easy because they just enjoy the attention. Let her know she's a fat cunt, and that you could do better, and she'll come running after you. Fatties are thankful for the attention because they rarely get it.

>>730588413
You've heard of a cock teaser, right? Attention whore sound familiar?

>>730588413
How about you come over to my house and I'll give you the ol' lickaroo.

Thank me later

>>730589666
Tits or gtfo

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Talking to two fat fucks from OKcupid the past few weeks. The more I ignore them the more they text and text.

>>730590031
>the ol' lickaroo.
does anyone have that thread?

Op tell this chick you wanna fuck her and send a pic of your cock.. and if it's big be like bigger than your husband's?

>>730590085
None of these answers are relevant

She wants ops dick.

>>730590090
Google has it

Don't fucking cheapen my comment nigger
Op needs to send that shit.

>>730590082
i am the devil, kill yourself.>>730590082

>>730590085
kek

>>730590250
you butthurt nigger, you

>>730588413
/b/ can help but the price is tits or gtfo

>>730590086
Don't flatter yourself
Just move away from the phone at the pizza place you work at fucking autist

>>730590253
Show me those satanic titties.

>>730590290
I'll fucking give you the ol' lickaroo in a minute.

>>730588413
Stop talking to her for as long as you can. She'll come begging and then you can play the attention whore game. It's the old switcharoo. You'll never get to fuck her though. Maybe get a handjob.

Atleast let us see her face so we know your not fag OP

>>730590405
fine, come over

>>730588413
>calling married woman you only know from work beautiful
>she replies
>it's not "I have a boyfriend"
I think you got this dude

>>730590546
Omw

>>730590445
this might actually work, you can give her even more attention, and then go cold turkey. she will crie everytim

>>730590566
Question is why hasn't he donned the balaclava and raped her while the husband watches

>>730588413
Pics OP let's make sure you're not wasting your time

not OP but what would be the best starting text? trynna hook up with this one chick but im a shitty texter

>>730590798
Wanna go out for coffee?

>>730590798
> ask her if she wants to see your ding-a-ling

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>>730590894
already did that. went out for coffee already too

Op is superfag has yet to post any pics of his coworker to even prove she exists also too sensitive to send her dick pix

>>730590982
trust me nigger, if a girl wants you then there is no fucking doubt. stop talking to her and she will come.

>>730589168
This. She's already lost interest due to his over pursuit.

>>730590798
I'll give you the best pick up line ever, it works every fucking time, pay attention faggot and all you other fuckers.

"I know you, you're from (((random small town)))."

She is evidently not from there but she will reply.

It works every fucking time giving that you're a decent x/10 and she's like x-2.5/10.

>>730591057
banking on it. im supposed to take her to dinner some time this weekend. i asked her last week but she had her son for the weekend, plus she gets off work when i go to sleep for work. idk shes hella chill and gorgeous as fuck imo but im trynna find out if shes really into me. i mean she asked me if she should go on a date with this one guy who asked her hella long ago. told her dont and she didnt. then again out of nowhere she was supposed to come over that same night but her ex started being a bitch and didnt want to take their son for the night.

>>730588413
stop being a piece of shit and find someone else?
her "flirtyness" is probably friendliness. Sounds like youve never had a girl be flirty OR friendly to you before

>>730590031
>ol'lickaroo

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>>730592235
>tfw you still dont know the difference between the two
I have a fucking gf, how do I know whether this girl at work is being friendly or flirty? She asked me to hang out at her apartment and drink and play video games someday this week when our schedules line up.

>>730588413
Your autism is showing.

>>730592909
flirty without a doubt. wants the D. give her that diabetes

Op is superfag man makes this fake thread for attention

>>730589666
Trips or gtfo. Wait

>>730590356
Kek