When will this hairstyle die? Literally everyone has this

>>730586460
Acting like your hair is any better fag

Show us your greasy hair OP

>>730586460
>be op
>cant grow beard
>unstylish hair
Stay angry you low T faggot

>>730586536
0311.
We don't have time for that gay shit. Only fags do that shit.

If you are heterosexual guy, you shouldn't use hair gel at the first place.
Get normal haircut and let the hair go wherever it wants and stop playing with hair position, fag.

>>730586689
But you have time to give a fuck about other people kek

>>730586460
You're actually upset about other men's hair? Holy fuck, why haven't you killed yourself yet? Pathetic.

>>730586808
See
>>730586689

>>730586731
This nigga gets it. Bunch of heterosexual fags I. This thread. God damn pigeottos

>>730586689
So your a low IQ fag that joined the army to risk your life for some corporations?

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>>730586642
mah nigga

>>730586460
bet you cant grow a fucking beard faggot

>>730586731
>>730586731
>>730586731

This.

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>>730586460
come up with a new style and see if you can get the millennials to adopt it.

how about, apply hair gel until the hair is the same consistency as puddi and then streak it up into a point, like Whis?

>>730587017
>0311
>army

Pick one

>>730586689
>>730586731
>>730587073
v i r g i n s

>>730587128
>Acting like a marine and some one in the army is any different. Your both footsoldiers there to die for other people.

>>730586460
Lol Amerilard.

>>730586731
true words of an aspie

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>>730587112

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>>730586460
>being op
>keep sucking massive wangs because he can't get any females

>>730587027
You look like you'd be older brother of the bad guy in the incredibles

>>730587237
Sit down son. You're a little flower with a pathetic piggeotto haircut.

I've had this hairstyle since 96', it's those hipster faggots that are all walking around in skinny jeans with those thick rimmed glasses and scrag beards that are doing it.

When did manly = looking like a slob?

I swear all the people I've ever heard in my life complain about trends always had fuzzy unkempt hair and wore cargo shorts, lame Walmart printed tees, and beat to hell cheap running shoes.

>>730587368
Lool you mad cause you gotta put your life on the line for old Jewish men?

>>730587289
i want to see if we can trick them into doing something really fucking stupid with their hair.

how about.. add superglue, paste it down against the skull, polish it with a belt sander and then laquer it until it's shiny? that would look fucking stupid AND it'd be painful.

>>730586460
Dude's beard is on point tho. Why are you so mad, op? The fuck do you care what other people do? I bet you're the first faggot to piss and moan when people say what you like is fucking stupid, aren't you?

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>>730586642
this

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>>730586460

>>730587393

All people are stupid, but men are often particularly stupid about appearances assuming only women's appearances matter, and their own shouldn't. Because they have the attitudes of children, essentially, because they are man-children.

It's the fucking millennials causing it all, they're going with trends/styles that were popular 25 years ago and acting like they're "original".

>>730587393
It's not about looking like a slob.
It's about knowing there's more important things to worry about than how you look.

>>730586731
Wtf is this shit, of course you have to fix your hair unless you want to look like a complete sperg with zero social skills. The undercut has been amongst the most popular male hairstyles for ages, it's basically the Hitler youth style.

>>730587562
>why do you care what other people do
>complains about ops thread

You lead a rather boring existence don't you?

>>730587702

If you ever want sex (mutual sex, not boring marital rape) and you believe this you are actually an idiot.

>>730587637
>>730587378
>>730586731
These niggas get it

>>730586460
32 and I can barely grow a goatee, so I would very much like to look like this fag.

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>>730587711

>>730587637
when was looking like a hollywood caricature of a lumberjack popular?

>>730586460
Lmao, I used to follow the faggot in OPs pic on twitter. The dude is so far up his own ass, it's ridiculous. I hope he dies, I really do

>>730587964
Sound like a typical hipster

>>730587929
Guess you weren't around in the 80's

>>730587711
its a racist haircut worn by Nazis and should be illegal and will be once we get the law on our side!

>>730587838
The only thing chicks dig more than self confidence, which not caring what others think is, is money.

Maybe if you were raised by a man you would know this only women care of their appearence

>>730587378
>I've had this hairstyle since 96
>those hipster faggots
You are the literal definition of a hipster faggot though

>>730586460
in germany we call it the "dachgarten"
it started somewhen arround 2014, now everybopdy looks the same.
it also happened with the vokuhila ~y2k

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>>730588143
>illegal hairstyle

Try and stop me faggot..

>>730588047
Yeah, he is. He's vegan, covered in tattoos, and does photography. Can anyone get more generic

>>730586460
Then it cannot be that bad of a style then, right?

If you're able to get women the way you currently look.... then
What do you care ???
Do you find men more attractive with different hair?

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>>730588186
You onviously have have no idea what a hipster is, get back to your furry thread.

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>>730586536
>>730586589
>>730586642
>>730586808
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>>730587237
>>730587335
>>730587393
>>730587562
>>730587575
>>730587711
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>>730587905
Look at all these pidgeottos

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>>730588143
Stay mad commie, girls love it fashy.

>>730588236
Im Jewish so we will stop you if you think going around looking like a nazi will be tolerated, its 2017 bro c'mon.

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the reasons simple 90% of the general populous are hipster sheep memes so when a hair styles in ITS IN BOI!!!! hnnnnggggg

>>730586460
I'm my day we had fucking yuppies and then preppies. Before that it was hippies.

It's a generational thing. People with no identity of their own join together and pick something.

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>>730588386
Fuck off jew, I'd start killing Jews in the street before I ever took orders from one.

>>730588375
are you implying pidgettos dont look rad as fuck?

>>730588544
you already do.

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>firefighter
>25
>bald
>6'3"
>205 lbs
> ulimited amount of pussy ok standby


Don't need hair to get laid

>>730588536
Haha preppies, don't forget bangers and mods (goth)

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>>730587027
he looks like a mixture of:
>jimmy neutron
>wolverine
>abu al-bakr

>>730588386
Don't you have a BBC/cuck/wwyd/FB thread to start? We're talking about fashion here, not fascism, GTFO.

>>730588183

You were raised by a cuck you fucking loser, looking at all of history shows this isnt remotely true. You got raised by a 1950's nuclear family cuck whos wife was cheating and banging a dude she actually found physically attractive.

Women care about money because money is hard to get and good dick isn't. You're either part of the good dick club or you're not. You're either putting in the effort to be attractive or you're not.

If you buy into all that dumb macho shit, remember that its a competitive world out their and people are pretty willing to play you like a fiddle if it suits their interests. If you believe that bravado confidence shit matters more than style, muscles, and a six pack you are the one getting played like a punk.

>>730588614
You only think I do..
>don't pay taxes
>don't obey most laws

I'm a ghost, birth certificate and sin # is only paper proof I exist.

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>>730588736
The opinion of a generation raised by women.
Go back to your ghetto tyrone

>>730586689
Only tags care about what other men are doing with their hair you fucking boot bitch

>>730586460
Idk man, how long were mullets around?

>>730587575
that made no sense faggot.

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>>730588623
>anime fanatic
>virgin
>fag

>>730589060

Not before I fuck your wife. Assuming she isn't a lardwhale anyway, knowing the typical kind of pussy men of your caliber pull.

>>730588143
shit bait nigga

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Literally the faggiest shit ever.

Do you just ask your barber for that gay hitler lumberjack look?

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>>730586460
The result of 8 years of Obama, the nu-male look

Trump will bring back the 80s, prepare for 80s hairstyles

>>730589060

Oh yes. And you're the generation raised by men who pawed you and anally raped you.

You're SUPER tough now, aren't you? Like you could take even a single fucking punch. Sister.

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>>730586460
Wow OP well done you triggered every single faggot on /b/

>>730586460
That dude looks smooth af tbh

>>730586460
Uhh, faggot
Hitler had this cut, so look at it like that. Thanks!
(by which I mean its cool)

>>730589441
Kek thanks.

>>730586460
Show us your hairstyle style then.

>>730589401

I would be way more understanding of this hyper macho shit if it were like, homosexual power tripping. But acting like this while being straight just gets you cucked like a bitch.

Then again, we elected trump in the US so, not exactly the brightest generation.

>>730586460
Bryce Harper is the only man who can own this hairstyle. Nuff said

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>>730589441
Op didn't trigger me, I'm with him all the way.

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>>730589558
Stfu faggot if you run around with this hairstyle you need to kill yourself

>>730589104
Came here to say this. It's the modern day mullet.

>>730586460
I have this haircut. It's just easy to maintain, carefree. Better then what I had which was greasy long hair

>>730588736
Yes goy, believe your power is outside yourself. Give into popular demand, why be your own man? Nobody ever needed to be confident when you can work useless muscles and get faux-self-esteem. But seriously, martial arts > bodybuilding, fit AND confidence based on reality.

>>730589793
Queer

I don't like mine shaved right yo the wood like that, leave about 1/4inch on sides.

>>730589828
Please, post your ideal haircut nigger

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>>730589793
Oh wait and let me guess you only suck cock for the flavour not because you like men

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>>730586460
This beard shit trend is pushed by fashion. this way muslims and arabs are more accepted by women and extinction will take place by admixture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUt-yxJODxI&feature=youtu.be

>>730589816

I bet you only want to fuck the most self actualized woman you can because of her ~confidence~ and that makes you cum just fine, even if shes a lardass. Oh wait, you're talking out your ass.

>>730586460
are you mad that he gets more pussy then you will ever get?

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I'll post mine, just got outta bed 20 mins ago

>>730588186
In a way you are right son.

I was born in 76, and in many ways I am the king of fucking hipsters.

Grew my first serious beard in the navy back in 97 (had some legendary goatees, chops and hipstery mustaches before that - but navy had all these stupid shavingrules including a loophole: you ^was^ allowed to have a "well trimmed beard"..)

Since then I've had a few. I also have quite a few other hipster traits.

But son, to be fair, guys like me are to the hipsters like the beatniks to the hippies.

No homo, but a man, just like a woman should take care of himself with pride. No fucking homo, but looking good for your woman is an act of love. They say wimmins aint as visual as us, but I promise you, any woman worth your time will apreciate you mandancing with your bloodgourged penis swinging with a nice crewcut, your body don't have to be fucking awesome, it's more than enough to be a little athletic - be you skinny or fat - and your beard don't have to be that of a greek/turk bastard to look good - some of the best beards I've seen has been patchy at best.

Anyways. These fucking faggot hipsters have made me ashamed of beeing a beardman fucking sjwhomoroodypoojewmotherfuckers. I wish gay people would just stay with their gay shit and stop apropriating my culture.

>>730588375
fuck you're cool!

>>730590229
fat women arent the most confident, dude. And they still must be atleast a decent 6/10.

>>730590227
blue eye and blonde hair are recessive genes. They would die out eventually. Don't blame you're shit genetics on other people.

>>730590147
Oh wait let me guess, you look like this and dwell in a darkened room all day?

>>730586460
Hair isn't bad, but these obnoxious hipster beards need to go... everyone that wears one looks like a homosexual.

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>>730590589

>>730590442

Ah yes, my woman still has to be a 6/10... I, of course, only need to be a 3/10, because ~reasons~.

I know plenty of obnoxious, fat, incredibly confident women. They also demand men much more attractive than them in their sex lives, and are equally bitter and broken people.

They're pretty much exactly like guys like you, just a different gender. Really, just more proof men and women aren't all that different to begin with, and both are just as prone to being physically gross losers.

>>730590296
Thanks for the wisdom oldfag, I'm gonna hit the gym

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>>730590589

>>730590641
>i'm so insecure about my masculinity that anyone who tries to be stylish and look good is gay

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>24 years old and still have the same wavy shaggy hair I've had since I was 12
>patchy stubble at all times
>t shirts and jeans or cut off shorts in the summer
>still wear shoes with massive holes in the front left from skateboarding
>still skate
>still skinny
>still get bitches
>mfw all these dudes spending more time grooming themselves than women

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>>730590296
Thankyou for your service. God bless you.

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>>730589361
>80's hairstyles

>>730590525
dumb nigger
blue eyes would not appear as phenotype but will be present in dna and people with blue eyes WILL be no matter what, yet not many in numbers
just dot breed with shitskins any you will not be polluted

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>mfw
This thread happens

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>>730591400
More importantly

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>>730586951
>heterosexual fags
That's new. Like calling someone a straight faggot.

>>730586460
Did man buns finally die?

>>730586460
>man
>hairstyle
pick one, these so called men with hairstyles make my pussy dry af.

>>730590951
traditionally, women's role in society is to grow the children, do the lighter part of labour. More social based than men. A man's, on tbe other hand, is to provide for the family. You don't need to be some model to provide, you just need to be skillful and experienced, and the best to show that is to have confidence. Now, traditional gender roles aren't fixed in stone, but it's generally that way. And the obnoxiousness you're talking about is not confidence, it's bravado. Confidence is being assertive and not letting others influence you, too much.

>>730590999
High trips for /fit/ do not neglect your gainz anons!

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>>730591289

>>730591557
Show us your benis

ITT
Virgins who get cockblocked by men with these hair thus the hate

>>730591883
/thread

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>>730586460
swag. This is me. no fucks.

>>730591564

It's funny that both feminists and MRA's use the same idiotic evolutionary psychology to explain why things should be the way they are when pressed about how the shit they're spewing is obviously bullshit. Radfems say the exact same shit in reverse, that its women who get to be picky about appearance because they're selecting for the best genes and thats the most normal thing of course, men should be willing to put up with anything because of course and furthermore, etc.

It's not about gender roles you dumb cuck, its about sex and attraction which starts with the physical.

>>730588375
Post your greasy ungroomed hair and tell us why it's so much better than these hair

>>730591845
Show me yours first virgin.

>>730586460
Facial hair like that on a man that doesn't toil...*turn off*

>>730592027
/fa/ggot detected

I think it looks great.

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>>730586731
>implying the SS haircut isn't the best haircut of all times.

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>>730591883
>6'3"
>205lbs

Nobody blocking me son.

>>730587027
It's very close, almost real but I still see the seams of the mask. How much did you pay for one like that?

>>730586731
/thread, so many /fa/ggots on /b/ these days

>>730592281
God damn. That's fucking legit. Alpha right there

>>730586460
It's actually pretty low maintenance if you don't do the top in any real style.

not societies fault that you're inefficient ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>730592187
>cant even tell why your current hair is better and gets more girls with hair style today
>calls me a faggot instead

Can't get a move on with the hairstyle your mother picked for you 30 years ago?

>>730592409
See
>>730592380

>>730587112
It's called a pompadour and it's been around for 200 years

>>730592351
Sure you are

ITT butthurt faggots defending their hairstyle

Pretty fucking stupid

>>730590951
god damn dude you sound like a fucking pussy
shut the fuck up and go primp yourself, faggot

>>730592281
No homo but thats hot af

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Skin fades are for boys and Kim Jong Un.

Get a man haircut, fellow Millennials.

The Nazis have co-opted it. So it's basically over.

>>730592425
>muh hair is sooo pretty
>I get all the gurls really I do
ok little boy, stop reading your moms Vogue magazine and man the fuck up

>>730592500
Whatever son. None of these pidgeotto fags getting in my way. Bunch of /fa/ggot betas.

>>730592599
>Get a man haircut,

>posts pic of Bowie

>>730592444
I don't agree with that tho, I gel mine otherwise it gets in my eyes, which isn't efficient. I just gel and comb so it stays there.

Also like, name a 'real' man and he probably used brylcreem or some sorta hair product similar to that.

>>730587702
Oh like buying magic cards?
Oh like watching cartoons?
Oh like playing league of legends?
Oh like masturbating to ponies?
Oh like playing japanese dress up?
Oh like reading comics the wrong way?
Oh like mastering the blade?
Oh like not working out?
Oh like being antisocial?
Oh like finding the cure for cancer?
Oh like performing brain surgery?

>>730592729
Real men go bald you twink faggot.

>>730592644
>man the fuck up
Won't even man the fuck up to accept that you hair is just pubes and you need to adapt to the current hairstyle

>>730592722

He blossomed into an alpha male in the late 70s/early 80s after his androgynous phase early in his career.

He developed a nice Sinatra croon in Let's Dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4d7Wp9kKjA

>>730592000
would you prefer an interesting, deep, confident 6/10 or a vapid ,"beauty" obsessed 8/10? Thought so. Even if you deny it, traditional gender roles are engraved in our culture, maybe even our brains. A confident person moves with confidence, speaks with confidence, can "hold the floor", that's why people are attracted to people in authority roles. The physical can give you confidence, but in my experience you mostly get it by doing things you enjoy and developing yourself. And nice comparing me to the bogeymen instead of having a valid argument. Confidence gives you the posture, the body language you need to show the partner you are the one.

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>>730592722

>>730592729
Real alpha males don't use hair products faggot. Real men don't worry about fashion. Fucken beta. Go back to your cubicle faggot.

>>730587904
>>730587904
get minoxydil thank me later

>>730591786
Bidness in tha frant
Pourty in Tha back

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>>730592835
>adapt to the current hairstyle
>being straight
pick one you humongous faggot.

>>730587378
Apostrophe goes to the left of 96, since it's taking the place of 19.

>>730592000
did it really trigger you that bad? You must spend lots of time improving your appearance and foregoing being comfortable in your skin.

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>>730592850

>>730590266
Phillip DeFranco?

>>730592778
I would, but then I would have to have laser hair removal, because my hair grows too quickly. Maintaining baldness would mean weekly shaves; that would be inefficient.

>>730592870
>Real alpha males don't use hair products faggot. Real men don't worry about fashion.
Prove it.

>>730592996
>calls me a faggot again
Wow you're so triggered by this I'm loving it

>>730587027
I can hear this faggots pickup attempt now:
> "Faith and Begora! Me rainbow led me here, now how's about fondling me lucky charms?"

>>730593098
>laser hair removal
kek, get more testosterone you beta pussyboy

>>730586460
When the guy that have it start to go bald.

>>730592835
>need to adapt to current hairstyle
>need to
holy shit you sound pretty pathetic there, manbun

>>730593098
Literally nothing alpha about having hairstyle and fashion. Goddamn flower. I bet guys like that take longer getting ready than most women. Man the fuck up.

>>730593150
>gets BTFO
>A-are y-you t-t-triggered or s-something?
Good one twink. Maybe when your balls drop other men will take you seriously.

>>730593016

It's not shit-hop. Give it a chance, old sport. I never cared for Ziggy Stardust or his more well-known stuff, but he has an impressive body of work.

>>730586460
God I really want to get it tho.

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>>730590296
You are this thread's emmanuel.

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Op here. Topkek. It was a pleasure triggering all you pidgeotto fags.

>>730587027
>>730587350
>>730588639
>>730593156
Troll'd fucking faggots fuck I hate people like you GOD DAMMIT FUCK

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>>730593392

>>730593268
>>730593228
>implying they didn't even thought of or changed their hairstyle once

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I only grow a beard to hide behind how fucking disgusting my face is.

My beard grows amazing tho. I am just a 5'8 manlet who looks like pizza.

>>730593475
Thats wildly different from changing your hairstyle solely based on the fact that other people did it too

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It will last 1000 years.

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>>730591336
>you gene are so weak you need to resort to inbreeding to maintain you're purity

>>730592860

I've known a lot of amazing women I still wouldn't fuck because they're hambeasts, so that's your answer. You can be a genius, an "alpha," or a mouth breather, and still be gross and unwanted. Nobody is buying the shit you're selling, not even yourself because I know you wouldn't be satisfied with a fat chick and like every man who settles for one you would harbor shame and resentment for it the entire time. So alpha.

>>730593011
Ah yes being in good physical shape must feel so shitty compared to being a fat or skinny fat greasy dump that gets winded doing shit fat people thought was easy 50 years ago. Lord knows I must feel like a huge pussy after squatting 405lb's for reps, not an ounce of accomplishment compared to proving how much better of a man I am compared to discovering a trick magic combo to dunk on 14 year olds at the comic shop with.

I like my shorts drawstring, you know, because I need the utility of a flexible waistline. I'm a practical man.

>>730593475
>hairstyle
lol, the only hairstyles I've had are bald and not bald, and I've been shaving my head since I was 12. Fuck outta here with your girly fashion sensitive faggotry. """men""" like you make me sick.

>>730592281
Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>730593707
>you
>gene
>you're
Oops, didn't make a great impression there, did you sport?

>>730593245
This guy know his shit fuckin females give a shit a about hair fuck if it takes more than 30sec to comb or brush your hair get a fucking new hair cut or just shave the shit off like the military if not stay in he closet u metropolitan closet faget

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>>730593707
>you gene are so weak
>maintain you're purity

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>>730593707
>implying race mixing is only way to avoid inbreeding

oh look people with brown eyes are the actual inbreds

>>730586460
Why is my angry grandpa posting on /b/?

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>>730592281
God I either want to be bros and learn from this man or suck his dick.

>>730593205
>hair grows too fast
>testosterone causes that
>'get more testosterone'
That would not help at all

>>730593245
It's not fashion, it's utilitarian. Which is the most manly thing of all.

>>730593364
Mad Men had a hair department, and it's well known that they used American Crew products on most of the male cast, and later most of them had custom mixes blended specifically for their hair. Historically, Brylcreem, Hair Tonic and Pomades were used by the majority of men in that era. You're point is invalid.

>>730593808
Face it man, you will never get rid of this hairstyle in your life. You will die with this trend still going and your children's children will have hair like this. You're just like those old people who won't even accept the new things in life, you're just as stubborn as they are right now. Everyday you will see men with this hair get more pussy than you ever could and deep inside you'll feel bad with your hair and eventually you'll have to face the fact that you're gonna change it like this

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I agree with you, rate my (truly man) hirestyle.

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Better than this shit

At least it's not a manbun.

>>730587027
I was in this thread

>>730586460

the hairstyle is fine but it looks fucking moronic paired with shitty beards like that

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>>730594250
No you weren't.

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>>730593892
dominant nigger masterrace genes
>hair looks like cheap carpet
>nigger boxer-like nose
>skin like smeared with shit

>>730594192
Qt

>>730594166
Testosterone causes baldness femboy.

>>730590227
I don't know how or why you just pushed the genes meme into a beard thread, but you just somehow did it.

>>730593295
And to give the man a break: Apparently I've hit a nerve as the Oldfag/Emmanuel:

1: Bowie was cool. Being gay obviously is a mental decease/retardation - enjoy the circular argumentation of "I was born this way/I can't help it ----> I am normal/just like you." But the man made great art. So did Warhole.

2. Pic in question: Perfect example. I, and I hope you take this to heart young ones, stick to the following principle in my haircuts: Anything you need a professional to do is homoshit.

Your haircut - and trust me - being born with the identityseeking animus of the 70's and 80's, I have tried them all - wether you choose to have long hair or short hair or no hair... your haircut needs to be something a mother could have done.

Hairdressers are fucking useless. Maybe this is more apropriate for /pol/, but when ragnarok comes hairdressers will be exterminated before the arabs, jews and niggers. Useless. readmylips.gif

I make my girlfriends, my mother, my motherinlaws cut my hair. I go to hairdressers insisting they do not touch me with anything but sxissors when I'm THAT fucking unloved I have to fake being loved.

Remember children: A homecut tells anyone worth your time that somebody loves you. And if you wanna look like a homo, don't complain when you get raped and used my alphahomos.

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>>730586642

>low T
>needs a shitty beard to hide his weak chin

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>>730594293
>shitty beards

I don't know about you but that's a fine beard. A bit faggy with the trimming and time spent sculpting it.

But I would nod at this man in public.

>All these copy/paste haircuts

Can't people come up with their own hairstyles by learning how to cut their own hair?

Lol I can believe people on his board think there a alpha male just because u have job a wife and kids and a shi shack worth less than 1million don't make u alpha that's fucking like90% of the male population fuck most of us are beta we have no real power in this world but keep losing to ur self if that what u need to do to make it threw the day know some 75 year old billionaire at any moment could steal ur wife and crush u into dust

>>730594299
No you!

>>730594354

Hairdresser is probably one of the oldest human professions, realistically, next to prostitute and tool maker.

You're kind of a moron.

>>730594330
Love this myth.
Deluded walking potatoes unattractive to all women sure like to kid themselves.

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>>730593864
>>730593892
>b-but your grammar is wrong you dumb n-n-nigger!


Stay mad, snowflakes.

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>>730594381
1. I don't even want to read your post due to the incoherent clusterfuck you just shat out.
2. Quit trying to justify yourself.
3. Fuck off.
4. Fuck off.
5. ????
6. Profit.

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>>730594366

>fine beard
>bit faggy

>>730594472
>My female friends tell me my pink scarf shows confidence
kek

>>730594192
i would suck your dick

>>730594472

It accelerates baldness and pretty much tends to cause it if it was going to happen, if you're genetically predisposed T will cause you to bald. Everyone who does steroids knows this.

>>730586460
Since I wear a welding cap and usually a hardhat. I don't give a fuck about my hair , just let it grow, if I go out I just give it a quick comb, with my hand.

Only teenage boys, college fags, and 20 something year old fags who still live with a roommate or mummy and daddy care about their hair.

>>730594524
You mad, child?

merriam-webster.com/ dictionary/fine

>>730593787
>hambeast
Now you're taking it to the absurd.
A person who respects themselves doesn't let themselves become that way.
Alpha has become a buzzword.
I prefer confident girls because it excludes severe daddy issues and it's easier to connect when they don't overthink everything.

>>730594192
Choke me

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Bros, I am a 5'6 manlet beta faggot.

That said, I face fucked a skinny bitch with daddy issues the first fucking night I went out. Why?

I got this hair cut.

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ITT: manpurse wearing metrofags defending their gayness because f-fashion

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>>730586460

>move to an area with mainly rich white kids
>literally everyone has this haircut - wears a white shirt and pink shorts

I used to be a trend hating faggot too. But then I grew out of that kind of edginess and realized it's all harmless fun that says almost nothing about yourself.

I'm 41 with no body hair except pubes under arms and some on my legs. I've never been able to grow a beard, but I did have that haircut in the early 90's in high school when I was going through my "skater" phase

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>>730594887
I just moved to Seattle from rural Idaho. Turns out everyone dresses like I dress already due to the utility and cheapness. I am literally the object of their fag bullshit fashion.

The hair is a bit much and the beard is too maintained. Nothing wrong with trying to look good but fuck, man.

>>730594607
Not Testosterone, but Dihydrotestosterone which is a byproduct of mixing Testosterone with something else.

But if you're not genetically predisposed you won't go bald. And if you are, you have sensitive cells, which basically means you're made up of bitch cells which means you're a pussy.

>>730594990
>fun that says almost nothing about yourself.
Except insecurity, conformity, betahood, lack of personality and lack of leadership.

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>>730594887
Yup.

"I'm unique, I'm my own man, I do what I want!" - says the guy who looks like literally every other guy.

>>730595146
only if get very attached, otherwise it can be a hobby

>>730586460
Betas at the gym love this hairstyle.

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>>730595110

I mean everyone has that hair/beard combo and wear the exact same clothes.

Have a fucking identity, holy shit.

>>730588375

Pidgeotto was based as fuck, still got fond memories of fucking up bellsprout with that stylish fuck in Pokemon Silver

>>730595146
Rejecting things that are popular is equally insecure, conformist, beta and shows a lack of willpower. Not putting mind to it at all, is the alpha way.

>>730595259
Yes, wearing a skirt can just be a hobby. A hobby for faggots.

>>730595278
Can confirm its the same in yuropooria.

For some reason I've always liked looking like a fur trappers.

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>>730595278
It kills me when they throw on their oversized shades and walk 'tall' like they are suddenly on the top deck of the fucking Titanic.

>>730594464
The whore and the toolmaker fullfills legitimate needs. So thats like, close to an argument.

The hairdresser until recent times has been your mother or your girlfriend or your fucking child. Give me some sauce boy! First recorded hairdresser not working for a queen?

I know we've had barbersguilds for about a thousand years.... but that came with improved tools - barbers was not only hairdressers but surgeons aswell. What you are saying is simply redicilous and I apologize to all faggots here for taking the bait but man, when I've written this much I might aswell post.

tl;dr By Odins left nut! You are dumber than a post! (Faggot).

>>730595348
>Rejecting things that are popular

No, rejecting things BECAUSE they are popular is. There is a big difference little twink.

OP's dad probably still makes him get a flat top.

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>>730594354

Bowie recovered from "the ghey," and made children, one of them a mulatto with an okay-looking Somali model, Iman.

Race mixing was his way of just being more transgressive. It was his nature.

But back to the original topic, he did have style.

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>>730591514
shut up you straight fag

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>>730595412

>their fucking shades

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>>730595348
This.

That anyone gives a fuck what anyone else thinks about frivolous shit is a waste of their time. Stupid people judge others on material goods. Smart people judge others on anothers character.

>>730586460

Don't know a single person IRL that has that hairdo. Only see it on online hipster models.

It's been a hipster thing since the 90's. Radio Head even has a line in their 90's song "Her hitler hairdo is making me feel ill"

Back it in the 90's it was mostly lesbian hipsters that had it. Now it's closet fags too.

>>730594590

It's true man. I'm guessing it takes guts to guzzle down 10 cocks.

>>730595116
DHT literally forms your dick femboy, keep reaching though.

>>730588183
women like attractive guys who have confidence don't listen to that bullshit "confidence is everything" nonsense if you act confident as fuck but look like danny devito or steve buscemi you're not going anywhere

>>730594192
I'm straight, but I would suck any emo cock.

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>>730587378

>i was a hipster before these other people were hipsters.

>>730592281
that hair says it all, god bless the nazis

>>730595348

Depends on the reason. It can be an annoyance factor. Hating something popular because it's popular is stupid though.

>>730586689
Same here.

>>730595276
This is actually true. They're always the kind of people that come in once a week before the weekend, lift some weak weights around, then leave feeling good about themselves. They spend most of that time on their phone too.

>>730595654
>if you act confident
There is a difference between acting confident and being confident, you obviously wouldn't know this, because you're faking it. Sit down betaboy, real men and women see right through your pathetic charade.

>>730595654

You see average looking dudes/chubby dudes with babes all the time.

Charisma and success are to women in attraction what looks are to man.

And to all the "alphas" who say looks and haircuts don't matter at all, woman absolutely pay attention to the way a man dresses and takes care of himself. It's a sign of class, creativity, and charisma to dress well and have style.

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>>730587112

this guy gets it

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>>730595278
I wear loser machine gear, never in my life seen another person wear any of it. I usually get the "duhuhu loser machine" or "what does loser machine mean?"

I love it, it's like having my own brand name.

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>>730595594
good one twink

>>730595831

actually some women love sloppy rude men. I'm proof of that. They want a project and they think they can fix me. I play along until I get sick of them.

>>730595447
>There is a big difference
No, there's not

>>730595630
"It’s not the amount of testosterone or DHT that causes baldness; it’s the sensitivity of your hair follicles. That sensitivity is determined by genetics. The AR gene makes the receptor on hair follicles that interact with testosterone and DHT. If your receptors are particularly sensitive, they are more easily triggered by even small amounts of DHT, and hair loss occurs more easily as a result. Other genes may also play a part."
DHT functions as normal. If you have weak genes/cells, you go bald.

>>730595734
Getting annoyed is beta. Control your emotions better.

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>>730594333
Checked and Kek'd

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got nothing against it but when you see a group of 5 guys walking down the street with that identical style it really makes you think

it's like seeing all the guys dressed up as chicks in the 80s

>>730595996
>No, there's not
insecure betaboi detected, opinion disregarded.

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OP tells the truth. Literally everyone has this hairstyle, including myself. When I go to the mall, I can't even tell which one is me.

It sucks.

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Becks tho, all men should look up to him for style

>>730592281
ralph fiennes is not a nazi soldier

>>730594192
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>>730595665
same fagging

>>730596229
This faggot literally has a lower back tattoo. I wonder how often he gets pegged.

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>>730595952

Whatever works for you man. Just ask yourself whether the "sloppiness" is what attracts them.

Having style projects power, confidence, and wealth, attractive traits. Being a slob projects indifference, or lack of creativity/intelligence.

>>730595467
Flamboyant isn't stylish

It's attention whoring

>>730596229
He's the poster boy for metro males, yeah be like beck and maybe you'll get an ugly scarecrow for a wife, who's also a grade A cunt.

>>730596311
With those looks, I'd peg the fuck out of him

This bitch makes tramp stamps, nigger tats and bad English sexy

>>730596106
There's no a difference; unless you infer a difference. Inferences mean reading beyond the text, which would likely only happen if you're emotionally responding to something.

Otherwise, you just added a word that overclarifies the point.

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>implying you neckbeards look up to this

Keep on hatin on beautiful men

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>>730595666
Checked
Also, faggots fighting over god tier haircut

>>730596444
>There is no difference between acting and being.
kek, this is what betaboys actually tell themselves.

>be 18
>crusty-ass motherfucker
>go to punk shows in old warehouses, shit like that
>get some ink
>have long hair with undercut
>>punk's not dead faggots
Fastforward a few years
>normies get a bunch of ink
>normies start wearing "military style" clothes
>normies get undercuts
>I have no idea normies are doing this now because I didn't have internet
>don't go out to regular bars most of the time
>suddenly normies talk to me when I'm out
>regular chicks hitting on me
>apparently I look like the bastard child of a hipster and a dudebro
>this is cool now I guess
>guys go to salons for a haircut I got in my buddy's back yard
>spend 100 dollars on a jacket that looks kinda like my old guard bdu
>spend even more on boots that look like my old combat boots
>by being an anti-social faggot for so long, everything went full circle and now I'm "cool"
>I accidentally into normiedom
I'm still an ill-tempered, badly mannered prick. And I don't have a lot in common with normies. But people aren't immedietly afraid of me/skeeved out by me now. I'm kinda okay with this haircut I guess. Still think it looks better with longer haie though.

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This is English sexy, he's a bit of a fem and I'd peg him any day.

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>>730596355

Whatever you want to call it, give the man credit for knowing how to rock a yellow suit.

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All you beta faggots listen up

It's all about bald

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>>730596639
With a name like B.Cox and a god tier brain I'd let him fuck me into cosmic bliss

>>730595654

But what about danny devito or steve buscemi?

>>730586460

Honestly it's not that bad of a style. Trust me, I've been alive for 35 years and will admit I've been guilty of "le wrong generation" thoughts and "kids have shit style" thoughts all my life. But as far as trendy styles go, and 99% of them are unbelievably retarded, this style is actually kinda cool IMO. Over used? Maybe, but still cool I think.

>>730596667
/thread

>>730596662
OK oldfag you winzip

Bowie in death bed dayz was fashionable as fuck

At least he was no Prince

>>730596573
Wait what?

Is English you're first language?

Explain you're working.

>>730594207
This. Can't stand it. If you're just going to wear it in a ponytail or bun, just cut it! Either own it or don't.

>>730596884
With that hair could've sworn that's a faggot

>>730586460
I comb mine forward. That's retarded.

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>>730596946
>Is English you're first language?
>Explain you're working

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>>730596946
>Is English you're first language
No, but I still have a better understanding of it than you, obviously.

>>730590641
>jelly af of someone able to grow a real beard

>>730597122
Ronnie Rake wants you to join his band

>>730597067
Put a mask over his face, bend him over and hello elven princess

>>730597055
That's still no explanation for how acting and being comes into rejecting popular things.

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>>730590296
>navyfag here
Only well-trimmed anything allowed now is a mustache and I still caught flak for it. You're a bullshitting king nigger. You can't wear a gas mask like that.

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You millenials are fucking up our shit

>>730596933

Prince, another musical genius.

The blacker you are, the more flamboyant you can dress and get away with it.

/cue Michael Jordan in white double-breasted suit with earrings.

>>730597484
Man and Son both modeled with hair styled by historical hair products

>>730597386
I know! Confused me aswell as the argument for the tight shaves was exactly the gasmasks.

But, being out of it for a few years, I do note that most veterans haz beards - probably because fighting in muslim countries - but how do they defend that?

>>730597484
Darn, those were the days

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>>730586460
why anon? it's a nice traditional haircut.