State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start: >Chef

Plater welder
13.75€/h
27

>QA at software development startup
>$33.33/hr
>29

gettin a raise soon too

>>730581538
Food+Beverages Manager at a Hotel, 15€/hour, 22

>>730581538
>http://ricepuritytest.com/
You're not a fucking chef!

Sailing instructor
$23/hr
25

Japanese teacher
12 dlls per hour
25

Quit running salary survey for college credit.

None of the information here is validated.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Tech/Field Support
$52k
29

>>730581538
what does it even mean to be chef at a fast food shop?
are you not just unpacking frozen processed lumps and heating and repacking?

>Firefighter/paramedic
>$75k annual
>26

>>730582404
>Frozen
Uhm, you must be new. Wendy's never freezes their meat.

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>>730581538

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>>730581538
I'm OP
I don't have a job
I sit on 4chan and post the same thread all day every day
$0.00

Software Engineer
$120k
33

>>730582523
Then how tf do they keep it from going bad? They're not fresh off the fucking cow you idiot

>>730581617
>>730582435

the only two real jobs listed here, pretty incredible.

>>730581538
I swear this guys life must consist of nothing but cooking hamburgers and telling /b/ about it.

>>730582523
so what? does that make you a chef? that place a "restaurant"?
you're just a bunch of droids unpacking prepared edible lumps and heating them per strict instructions and time.

>>730581538

>Tech bro
> $160k
> 26

>>730581538
I've been studying programming and web dev for a few years now, and I'm about to start freelancing in the coming weeks.

>>730581806
How do you like it? Do you like your company? Is $33+ considered good pay for that role? I've been contacted about QA positions here and there, but I don't know much about unit testing so I usually turn them down.

>Forklift Operator
>17/hour
>23

Microsection tech
12.80/hr
19

factory hand at fertiliser joint (hi fert, not shit)
$29.99/hr not including overtime which i get a lot of
19

Security guard
10-11.50 depending on which site I work at
21

Trophy manufacturing
9/hr
18

>>730584132
Sure

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>>730581538
>Implying threads like these arent low-key efforts at data-mining/fingerprinting
Either that or the same sad fuck makes this thread at least once a day to get some kind of validation in his life

>>730584181
Do you ever beat the shit out of people

Dakimakura / Body Pillow manufacturer
$10.50/hr
28

>>730581538
What are the benefits of working at Wendy's? Actually any good shit?

>>730584478
My company is 100% hands off. I literally just walk around for an entire 8 or 12 hour shift. If something happens I call someone and then they decide wether to call 911. I'm pretty much pointless

>>730581538
I am job, I am salary, I am age.

>punctuation counts bro

the fact that this is copypasta, uh, staggers me

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>>730581538
>Company director
>£38k plus dividends of about £25+
>47

Need a new life

>>730583039
Chemicals and salt.

>>730581538
gay porn fluffer
$5 per dick
age: 35

Locksmith
$9 an hour
21

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>ER Veterinarian
>~100k this year, probably ~150k after I change jobs
>29

>>730585615
Shit I thought about getting into being a locksmith, but I thought the money would be a little better than that

>>730585754
Nah it's shit dude. I'm actually putting in my two weeks cause my bosses are cunts. Gonna go lifeguard for $11.25

>>730585821
Aye congrats on the better job then

>>730582625
Fuck this/ OP we get it stop. You post the same shit every day.

warehouse, forklift operator
20 hr
im 30

>>730583039
Refrigeration. Dumbfuck.

>>730585907
Bonus points for me since I'm the only other tech besides my boss and my shitty office manager that can't do anything field related. So cheers to me probably sinking the company cause the only people around here are nigs and my bosses are racist as shit and won't hire anyone else.

>>730581538
Chemical operator
$32.47 hr
30yr

>>730586126
>sinking the company
>gonna go lifeguard
You won't be a good life guard if you do that man, c'mon

>>730581538
>Sales rep at Big 5 Sporting Goods
>$11/hr + 401k + 25% discount
>19

Discount is pretty cool

>>730586066
Holy shit that's technically freezing it you dumbfuck

PhD student, 29 $8-12/hr

>clean the toilets and mall at my local mall
>$20.20/ph (AUD) 30 on a holiday
>18

Psychiatrist (advanced trainee)
94k
29

>>730587464
*AUD

>>730581538
*your

There might be a reason you're working at Wendy's ;)

robotics operator
$25 an hour
push a couple buttons play on my phone all day and have 0 interaction with other humans. THE DREAM

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>Hardware store
>$13.7/h
>19

Double pay on weekends, 50% more on weekdays after 6pm.

IT Teacher
$70 / €65 /hour
27