I think I'm about to throw up >be me average horny tinder

>>730565213
bith was probably so anxious to finally get some sex she didn't tell you

btw is Tinder good to get some fugg? How would you rate yourself /10? Do you often get matches?

It's a natural biological function. Wash your hands and get over it you fucking twat. Maybe you should have sucked a dick instead?

>>730565213
>sticks fingers in random pussy w/o seeing it
>unfavorable results
i guess youre the dumb bitch of this thread

>>730565431
Tinder's one and only purpose is to match people to have sex...

...but not for an autistic sperg like you.

>>730565431
I think you're right, she was so ready to fuck and didn't care her pussy was flowing like niagra falls

Tinder is hit or miss, I get matches often and if I actually try can get some quick or frequent sex from a girl. But you never know what you're getting yourself into

>>730565213
Always hole check first. It could have been some psychopath with a fleshlight filled with broken glass stuffed up her vag.

>>730565433
>>730565554
Not my brightest moment and I'm usually pretty good with gross things but the time and moment of it caught me off guard

>>730565675
Jesus Christ..

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>>730565666
haha all right then. Thanks for your anser Satan

>>730565213
I would've throats punched that bitch that's fucking gross

>>730566009
I think kicking her out a mile from her house was good enough

>>730565213
Dude she probably has a tore up snatch from not being wet. Stop acting like a fucking two year old and actually learn how to turn a woman on.
Used to happen to me as a teenager. Still happens sometimes.
Or did she say I'm on my period?

Also how the fuck did you drive home without putting her blood everywhere?

Guise I habs de best idiea

We should murder her and frame OP

>>730565213
Periods don't stop shit but a sentence. You should have washed your hand and fucked her, it's nature's lube

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>>730565213
fucking pussy hypocrite
>fuck it, i need to nut
is exactly what went through her head. I want to know what you look like dude. You talk shit on her, lets see what you got going on faggot

>>730565213
I was fucking my ex once when she apparently wasn't even on her period and I pulled my dick out and it was covered base to tip with dark red blood. Got all over my sheets too.

Fucking horrifying.

Never seen anyone look so embarrassed in their entire life lol

>>730566230
Hope she charges you with sexual assault, being kept against her will and gross negligence causing injury.

Just cause you're a faggot

>>730566723
Just Cause? I love that game!

>>730566970
This. I love that game too

>>730565213
You know that really is gross and disgusting medical science cant fix that shit?

>>730565675
are u speaking from experience ?

>be me
>maybe think i need a gf
>use to the Library
>black dude breathing loud as a fuck
>big black dude smells like shit
>i decide to pretend im out of time and leave with no gf

>>730565213

She should have warned you, but maybe she figured you were a pussy who would cry about it.

Oh shit, looks like she was right.

>>730566477
She was very wet... I kinda noticed a smell in the beginning but ignored it then saw my Tarantino film hand prop

Inb4 OP is a pussy and a faggot

>>730567412
Way too late dude

>>730565213
My first girlfriend tried to convince me that forcing her period was breaking her hymen. I played along because she acted like it made her want to fuck. "You just popped my cherry! Fuck me!" Granted her uncle took her cherry at 9, so she needed to sell. I knew her uncle raped her at 9. Don't try to tell me I'm popping a non-cherry.

>>730565431
works for normal people, I dobut an acostic retard like you would get a match with anything but a disabled landwhale

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>>730565632
>>730567494
I love how you guys call people autistic for no reason whenever you have the chance. It's almost as if you were projecting your own problems on others to feel a little bit better about yourself.

>>730567858
I love how feel the need to respond to random people for no reason whatsever other than to try and convience yourself that you are not an autistic retard. It's almost as you need the approval of people you don't know to make yourself not feel as a loser.

>>730567858

Shut the fuck up
No one cares about your analysis you retard

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>>730567948
Isn't it what you're also doing by responding to me tho ?

>>730567969
thanks for the (You) :^)

>>730567969
>>730567948
calm down youre both acoustic

How old are you OP?
Because you sound like you're 12.

It's quite apparent from your post that you've never had a relationship that lasted more than a week or two.

Real men, experienced men, have seen enough fucking period blood in their time that it's the most insignificant BS ever.

Yes, it's not pretty, it's not a turn on etc.
But this is what happens to women, every single fucking one of them once a fucking month.

Perhaps if you spent a moment getting to know the girl rather than ramming your hand down her pants like some horny teenager, she may have felt comfortable enough with you to mention she's on her period.

All you've done is created another woman with body issues who's going to be a royal pain in the fucking arse for the rest of us.

TL;DR - OP is the kind of immature inexperienced sperg that creates neurotic women who think all men are cunts. The rest of us have to deal with that shit.

>>730568411
You forgot to tip you fedora dude

>>730568551

It's nothing to do with white-knighting or respect for women, it's about not being an inexperienced child.

I'm 40 - I've fucking licked pussies on their period.


If you can't handle the realities of women and heterosexual sex, then you may want to consider sucking cocks instead.

All you've done is created a neurosis in that girl that will either be a headache for the next guy she's with or make her stop bothering with hookups altogether. Well done, you absolute child.

>>730568551

Hes right. I knew a girl in uni who was happy to explore her sexuality, who turned into someone who was a bit uptight about sex and a bit repressed.

All it took was some idiot she had taken home to take advantage of her, and he fucked it up for the rest of us.

He didnt even need to rape her, he just made her feel humiliated and out of control. Now no one gets to fuck that fun filled chick ever again, because she doesnt exist anymore

>>730565213
Happened to me before.. My girlfriend at the time left blood on my sheets and hands. Soap and water gets rid of it, stop being a bitch. Shit happens.

>>730568864

Fuck off you numale disgrace

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>>730568975
Saddest story I've read on /b/

Look how fat your hand is lol

>>730568411

spot on

reminds me of a time i hooked up with a gas station chick - i lasted 3 seconds ha and then bolted out the door to 'go for a run'
she texted me the next day keen for seconds, god knows why, she was texting me this filthy shit like 'i'm going to taste your cum and tell your fortune like a fortune teller'
then followed it up with something like (it was over 10 years ago, i'm paraphrasing) 'it might have to wait a while for the full deal though, my lady bits are out of action if you get what i mean'

NOW at the time I was a fucking spastic who reacted to things and people as if he was a character from a movie or a book or whatever. zero self awareness and 100% full throttle manic retarded behaviour
so i replied to her something along the lines of EW THAT IS SO FOUL WTF IS WRONG WITEH YOU GOD GROSS

and then forgot about it for years. when i rememvered it, i was (and remain) horrified and mortified...i deliberately sabotaged what already promised to be some excellent sex in favour of being an edgy out of control NO MAN'S MAN or whatever
whenever i think of this incident i sincerely hope i didn't cause her undue emotional or sexual hangups.

>>730569162
You know you're a fat piece of shit when your hands are fat

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Nigger you can't deal with period blood? Get the fuck off my /b/

>>730569124

Pahaha.
Coming from the guy who throws a tantrum at a little pussy blood.

Grow up mate you're embarrassing yourself.

Nothing NuMale about all this, it's called being an adult hetrosexual male who isn't afraid of women's bodies.

For the record OP, you may want to steer clear of anal, MFF threesomes or women who have given birth, the realities of which are likely to send you into a panic attack.

>>730568123
Kek acoustic..

>>730568551
this is entirely correct, OP not manning up and dealing with it like someone who's mentally ready for sex may cause a problem for the rest of us.

Also judging by OP's pic either he got stung by a bee or he's a lil fatty himself.

>>730569162
I'm 6'2 buddy >>730569274

This is the faggiest thread I read in a minute...pics of the ugly Asian with bloody twat?

>>730569565
yeah 6' 8.7" guy here, my hands are thin, so idk what you're getting at.

>>730569651

I suppose he's informing us that you can be 6'2 and fat?

So we have a lumbering fat giant who's afraid of a little asian pussy blood.

I'm assuming his ancestry isn't Viking.

>>730569711
Ya i fucked my ex several times on her period. Helped with cramps. Got to bust inside. Usually shower after sex anyways so it's nbd.

>>730565213
Menstrual sex is awesome. Some women get horny as fuck around that time. Don't be a pussy and ride the red tide.

Had a gf who loved to fuck on her period. Messy but it was good

>>730568411
This. What is so gross about period blood? Sex is about bodily fluids. You're going to get a bunch of those fluids on you if you're doing it right.

>>730569651
>>730569565
Hand size doesn't correlate weight dumbass

>>730565213
You are a complete faggot

Who gives a fuck, just a little blood, it makes good lube and helps her with her cramps, and you can come inside

So instead of getting laid you came here to act like a little bitch.

>>730569831
yeah but your hands don't randomly look like you're a breed of 90's john goodman and the michelin man unless you're overweight, so fuck outta here with that.

>>730565213
Lemme tell you how i lost my virginity
>Group of friends has one girl
>Was in long relationship but 2 months later
>Pull all nighter, see she is awake at 9am
>Invite her over to swim
>She doesn't get in the water but w/e
>Go to my room
>Start making out
>Go for the finger bang
>She is super into and then starts begging me to fuck her
>Idk if i wanna give u virginity
>I tell myself not turn down pussy
>Put condom on
>Find hole but hardly feel shit cuz condom in the way
>Only like 60% hard at this point
>She wants doggy
>Wtf ok ill try
>Fails
>"Let me just suck you off"
>Ok!
>Finish, she swallows
>Tell her I want to get her off too
>Finger her like a good, she says she has orgasm
>Idc if she really did
>Wow anon good job I didnt think you could do that with your fingers
>She goes home
>Look at my hand some moments later
>Dried blood around my nails
>WTF
>Now I fuck my gf on her period no condom no problem
>Also I truly lost my virginity to my female cousin who I get my first head from
>That shit was bomb I gave her a good time
>Condoms suck tho

>>730569783

I fuck my chick towards the end of her period, bust a nut inside of course. She says its messy but helps bring her period to an end quicker than if I dont. Im more than happy to oblige

>>730569804

Spot-on.
Any bloke worth his salt knows that most women are really horny when they're on-the-blob.

It's one of nature's practical jokes but helps sort the men from the boys.

>>730569932
isn't it the norm to shower after sex anyway, i dont get the big deal over period sex.

>>730565213
are you fucking kidding me OP??

period sex is the best man, blood fucking everywhere. splashing on each others belly with every pump, blood flying onto the walls. Her fucking hormones will get you hiiiigh maaan.

>>730570059
sounds like a tarantino film

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>>730569894
Sorry I don't have little fag twink hands

>>730565213
>not wanting your dick to look like an axe murderer
ISHYGDDT

>>730570131
looool nice sausage fingers.

>>730565433
femanon spotted. would you want to finger something bleeding wtf

ewwww a bloody vagina...

>>730570207
Exactly. I bet most girls would get turned off by a bloody penis.

>>730565213
She probably had her period on that moment
Happened to my ex
>be me
>ex is horny tell me let's fuck
>she strokes my dick
>I rub her pussy
>says that she feels semi bloated
>ask if she wants to stop
>she says no
>we continue
>eat her pussy
>after a while we fuck
>after 4 strokes
>see a little discomfort
>I look down
>she got her period

>>730570172
Pretty proportionate if you ask me but keep on projecting your shitty life on my hands

>>730570131

This thread is hilarious.

Today OP:

Turned down sex.
Had a panic attack because of a pussy.
Learnt he is a child among men.
Developed body issues over his fat hands.
Discovered that same-fagging doesn't work.

>>730570438
hey don't give yourself a heart attack here, land anchor.

>>730570469
coulda just gotten laid but decided to be a bloody pussy himself haha

>>730570469
You have no idea what you're talking about. Just stop.

>>730570469
I'm a child because I rather not have blood on me, so you're saying someone bleeding on you and being uncomfortable about it makes me less a man?

>>730570506
A hand is a hand, people see your shitty personality way more ;)

>>730570622
no, making someone uncomfortable who was gonna fuck you and turning down pussy is what makes u a BITCH.

u may as well join one direction brobeans

>>730570622
put down a towel and fuck her right in the bloddy pussy, it that is too gross for you then you are a child.

>>730570721
YEAH BUT I STILL GET LAID AND DON'T HAVE TO MEET WITH "AVERAGE ASIAN CHICKS" FROM TINDER LOLOLOLOLOL

>>730570761
You are fucking disgusting. Can't tell if troll

>>730570131
Looks like a perfect hand to stroke big black cocks since vaginas are so yucky

>>730570811
I bet vanilla is your favorite ice cream flavor.

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>>730570866

>>730570866
i lol'd

>>730570738
But knowingly trying to have sex with someone and not telling them you're on your period and just making it a surprise doesn't make her a bitch? Hmmmmm...

>>730570905
Nope I like Chocolate

>>730570933
you could have asked once you saw what was going on for fucks sake dude like are you actually braindead lol

>>730570942
>hurr durr i'm not fat
>i liek chocolate ice cream
>misses the point of the post cuz he too fat its hurting his brain

>>730571018
this dude is retarted, your posts are not even making sense anymore

>>730570781
The anonymous internet man is hurting my feelings, I'm going to take this to heart because the internet is reality... oh wait

>>730570942
you like that chocolate cock

>>730570910

OP, no one is falling for you samefagging.

>>730571065
wtf are you on?is vanilla icecream code for something

>>730571095
Im not even op

>>730571121
this is hitting either really unfortunate levels of naivity/stupidity or this is a total troll wow

>>730565213
What a whiney bitch

>>730571077
i will fuck youre mum xDDDDD

>>730571095
You're right, it's impossible to think that people would take my side on this situation... you caught me (red handed)

>>730571176
No one has time to decipher your bullshit

>>730566641

This.

>inb4 whiteknight

I bet OP looks like a mongoloid

>>730571200
Jokes on you, I have a mom!

>>730571229
vanilla=bland/generic/boring.

you're fuckin retarded lol

Well, good sailor will sail through red sea as well. I've recently fucked a girl during period and it was cash bro but to be honest she was hot as a thousand suns.

>>730571121
This is a whole new level of newfaggotry

>>730571303
i met a hot nun once
her name was sister phister

>>730571329
>>730571303
ohshit u said sun not nun i need glasses

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>>730571254
Sorry but I'm not Asian

>>730571278
>i bet you like vanilla ice cream
>expects me to decipher it
WTF does me being boring have to do with periods
You need a psychiatrist. your iq is incredibly low

>>730571418
you're* haha jokes on u dummy!!!!

>>730571328
>not knowing vanilla icream=boring=newfag
You are retarded

>>730571303
Did you wear a fireproof condom?

>>730565213
A lot of guys and girls here like their pussies bloodied
Yuck.

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>>730571418

Shit OP, seriously?
This isn't some secret code - this is basic society level shit.

Everyone knows what vanilla means in regards to sex.

OP has gone full potato.

>>730565213
Maybe she didn't know she was on her period, a lot of dumb bitches don't keep track of their pussy blood cycles.

>>730571625
should give the asian bitch a medal for doing the community a service and helping the special needs get laid

>>730571625
Im not OP and no I didn't know that not liking blood pussy = bland and boring

>>730571702
lmfao

>>730565675
This smells like a self-fulfilling prophecy...

Some fat, mental femcunt will read this and think "At last! A way for me to strike back!".

Way to go, anon. Way to go.

4chan should have an OP tag because half this shit isn't even me lol

>>730571625
Do you like blood in your food or water?

>>730571949
We know it's you trying to hide from all the stupid stuff you said

>>730571983
I fucking love steak

>>730572011
You're right, your baseless claim on the anonymous board has to be true :/

>>730571949
I hope you get a brain tumor

>>730568975
Yep.

Hooked up with a girl I knew from my hometown, bitch used to be crazy as all fuck in the sack... Had a bad threesome experience, now she's like a fucking Catholic nun.
Be responsible with your Chadness, and everyone can have quality pussy.

>>730571738
You don't have to like it, you just ignore and fuck it

can we spam this fag with period blood?

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>>730572253

>>730571407
ooh I say harrumph harrumph, how will the other anon ever recover from this serious burn

>>730572271
Im one with the period blood now

>>730570131
Know who else has issues with his hands dude?

Know why?

You are afraid of vagina. It's ok, there's plenty of cock to go around.

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>>730572618

>>730565213
Stop being a pussy, who gives a shit? just a bit of blood.

I think OP is overreacting. It's just blood. She didn't have to tell you anything.

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>>730572746
>>730572760

>>730572618
My hands are yuuuuuge, they're wonderful hands, great hands, girls love it when my fingers slide in their pussy.

I like vagina, not a fan of having surprise blood on me, must make me a faggot I guess. Time to download Grindr!

>>730572760
Tell that to magic Johnson

>>730572779
I don't even think faggots want to deal with your goofy ass either.

Yarrrr if ye be a real pirate ye gotta sail the red sea if needs be matey.

>>730572776
No, just a change in perspective. I was the guy who commented "ewww bloody vagina"

>>730565213

It's just a bit of war paint, suck it up faggot.

>>730572857
Well fuck looks like I'm forever alone, thanks for deciding my fate :/

>>730568411
This. Nothing wrong with some blood sports. OP is a pussy.

Who the fuck fingerbangs anyway? I think I did when I was 15.

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>>730572972
>>730572989

>>730573019
omg those fish are too cute!

>>730570131
Looks like a pedo hand that's never done a day's work.

>>730570394

Maybe because bloody penises aren't normal? And dangerous?

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>>730573235

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>>730565213
What a fucking bitch.
I mean you Op not the girl.
Get a bit of pussy blood on your hand and act like a complete faggot then cry about it on the internet.
You will never keep a women and they will on cheat on you with real men.
You should kill yourself.

>>730573226
You caught me, I'm just some lonely fag who sits on 4chan all day criticizing people because I'm insecure about myself... oh wait

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>>730573418

I understand op, i mean, im a female and whenever i accidentally get periodblood on my hand im really close to throwing up.
Its fucking gross, and i dont have a problem with blood, just period blood

>>730573503
That's hot

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>>730573497
Fuck off cuck

>>730573438
No "oh wait." Nail on the head. Solly, Cholly.

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>>730573594
Nice insult. Are you 12?

>>730573418
>ur a faggot op
>ur less of a man and I'm alpha
>kill your self

Great argument there, original!

>>730573599
Glad you can relate :)

I was with a girl who was on her period and had to convince her that it really was okay and not gross, that it was a part of her and I liked everything about her. She did agree that it felt good. After she knew I was okay with it we could continue having sex.

I couldn't imagine trying to shame a girl for what happens naturally, and if you noticed it could have said looks like your cycle has started and let her know it was okay.

I'll lick the clit... just won't go south of it if she's bleeding, but my god son, do your duty and fuck that pussy. Put down a towel and shower afterwards, it's no big deal and good for her cramps if she gets them.

What a waste of some good bloody asian pussy, bet that shit would have been tight and slippery...

>>730569906
>english not good pls

>>730565433
>Maybe you should have sucked a dick instead

I kekd

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>goes to fuck ugly girl
>can't deal with period
You're a fucking retard mate, your hand besides the blood looks shit house anyway

>>730565213
I've had that happen to me before except I didn't know I was going to be on my period. It was literally "baby why you so wet" and then.. oh God :| he was super chilled and mature about it. It does happen, surely you've seen the memes?

Also, sometimes being fingered causes blood completely unrelated to periods

>>730567481
A lot of people who've been raped don't consider the rape as losing their virginity. It may technically be that, but it's more a way to take back their lives I guess. I still refer to the guy I had consensual sex as the one who took my V-card, but I was raped at 13

>>730573753
You are the type of guy who will probably get a lot of sex from girls. We may like to be degraded and treated like whores in bed but we like to be respected and loved kindly out of the bedroom. Being kind and respectful will get the girl to be far more open and experimental in my mind, my ex treated me like shit and I refused to do anything fun with him because of it. Current bf treats me amazingly, he gets anal, gets to pee on me, I blow him every day while he studies or plays dota, I make him dinner and clean the house while he's at work. TREAT YO GIRL WELL BOYS

>>730574622
As a matter of fact she had a bad experience with anal and hated the thought of it, I convinced her to try it and just went really slow, lots of communication... when it finally got in she loved it, she couldn't believe how much she enjoyed it and then wanted it all the time. Interestingly she also never liked to give blowjobs but would go down on me all the time, so much for the nice guys finish last idea. Some guys just want to fuck chicks so they can brag about it to their friends which to me seems a little homo-eurotic. I just want to have an amazing connection with the one girl, not kiss and tell.

>>730573594
MOAR!