Found this guy in my bathroom, I kinda want to kill him, but

Thay dudes a total bro. I wouldn't come up on him but he's chill

>>730557798

he's cool, totally harmless.

>>730557798
Brown Recluse, totally harmless bro. Pick it up.

I'd rather die than having to take a shit in that bathroom.

>>730557798

Kinda doesn't help when you're pic no longer exists. What the fuck am I supposed to look at?

>>730557798
Looks like a recluse. They usually have a violin shaped marking on the head, but I can't see in that lighting.

Either way, one spider bro in the bathroom is nice. Waking up a month later to dozens of tiny spider bros all over the house isn't.

>>730558230
Hi, entomologist anon here, this is totally right, you can pick it up.

>>730558516
Hi spidermologarchist here. Please, do not pick him up. The males are aggressive and actually bearded on the fascii

>>730558516
>>730558230

Nice try spiderposter

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>>730557798
>>730557888
>>730557893

>brown recluse spider
>necrotic venom
>literally a potentially deadly hemotoxic venom
>bites can even cause hemolysis
>"thay dudes a total bro"

mfw

totally harmless. you can pick it up.

reminder that an average human eats 6 spiders during sleep in his entire life
if you leave him and won't find him the next day, you'll know why

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>>730557798

it's a brown recluse, one of the most docile spiders out there. It usually likes to play with your kids, your wife, your dog, your cat and ofc you. Try to put it in your mouth but don't chew or it might get pissed.

But srly, it's a brown recluse.

is he bothering you? is he waving his pedipalps in your face shouting "IMA FUCK YOUR SHIT UP FAM I'M A NAVY SEAL SPIDER"? no? then leave him the fuck alone.

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Purge the xeno scum

throw him outside
don't get bitten

>>730557798
It looks like a brown recluse(poisonous), kill it. Don't listen to these retards saying "le brah spiduh xD".

>>730557798
His fangs OP.
Tell me, do the point down or are they going side-to-side?

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>>730557798
DON'T KILL! I WILL IDENTIFY IF SOMEONE ALREADY HASN'T. GIVE ME A MINUTE!

>>730560205
Up and down

>>730560060
>kill it
typical 'murican mentality

>>730557798

fuck off to /an/ fucking tard

>also, insert spidd into peehole

>>730560214
Where do you live? (Generally speaking)

And can you get a closer and clearer picture of its eye pattern?

>>730560214
Sounds like it's a Brown recluse

>fuckthatshit.jpeg

male or female recluse, they look different from each other, wont kill you but you'll end up with your flesh eating away.

>>730560274
Ok, and where do you live? Which state I mean.

>>730560274
He will fucking kill you if you aren't trolling then.

>>730560471
Arizona

>>730560274
it's a brown recluse, dangerous

Throw it away

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>>730557798
You're a fucking special cunt, kill that thing right fucking now nigra
>>730558810

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THATS A FUCKING BROWN RECLUSE KILL IT WITH FIRE

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tfw OP is already dead

>>730560503
Then you have a desert recluse spider.

It's bite CAN hurt you, although not as bad as a brown recluse.

Kill it or get it far away from your house.

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#18 is the Brown Spider order (Loxosceles) which includes the Brown Recluse

Yeah, kill it and burn your house. Just to be sure. <3 gl hf anon

>>730557798
Scare him so he runs and hides. It's easier to get flies.

>>730557798
looks like a huntsman, if ur in aus, leave it alone, anywhere else, kill that mother fucker and buy some fly spray instead

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>>730560503
There are two possible recluses in your area. I will include both pics with identity.

This is the Loxosceles Deserta

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>>730560366
You guessed it yurocuck.

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>>730560987
Loxosceles Arizonica

>>730557798
>>730557798
>can anyone identify him?
yes it appears to of crawled straight out of hell
i dont think priests will even deal with this type of thing, you could go at it with a shoe but the consequences if you miss might be kind of severe i'd consider a shotgun loaded with birdshot

>>730557798
Op is trolling. Pic numbers don't look phone-based. Pics def look like recluse and not bro af.

>>730557798
he is a loxoceles, all his family is full of assholes, they are not bros, they can fuck you up

>>730560503
I'm in AZ too, I've killed 4 brown recluses so far in bathrooms. However they all have a brown line on the top of their body and this one doesn't so it's probably a desert recluse. Either way, kill it. If you want to kill flies, put some daddy long legs in your bathroom

Thread is top kek. OP probably already made it his new pet already

From my professional opinion, I'm going to call it a Brown spider and may very well be a Recluse.

I don't like terminating organisms, but your safety should be taken into consideration. Recluses are very dangerous and upon termination, do not expect your problems to be over. Remove every single drop of evidence of that things existence within or around your property. No eggs, webs, anything. I'd recommend terminex.

>>730561196
Picked up the s8 today, that's how it names the pictures

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>>730561313
thread is topkek cuz OP's fucking ded

>>730560452
Pretty sure their venom can hit your bloodstream and kill you. Look for a red line running from the bite and get to the hospital of its it's there.

>>730557798
>>730557893
Thanks for finding the pet of Satan!

KILL
I
L
L
ITS A DEMON IN SPIDER FORM
BROWN RECLUSE FUCKING SKIN MELTING DEVIL KILL IT NOW

>>730561364
UPDATE, Op here, sprayed the whole area with raid, he's dead

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>>730561600
Yeah sure he is.

>>730561733
Then I'll find out tomorrow if I'm dead or alive

>>730558503
>Looks like a recluse.

It doesn't look anything like a fucking recluse you fucking moron. Have you ever actually SEEN a recluse, or is anything with 8 legs "look like a recluse" to you?

>>730557798
thats either brown recluse or a huntsman. 50/50 chance here of it being totally harmless or turning you into a necrophiliac.

>>730557798
Ask him for sharpie in pooper

>>730560214
>>730560394
>>730560754
>>730560987
>>730561030
>>730561364
Professional fag, here. Any update?

>>730561806
Well It was nice knowing you op.

>>730561970

>>730561600
I see. I wouldn't stop there. Might be more or god forbid some of the eggs have hatched.

>>730561880
Rolling for this.

>>730561970
Right here>>730561600

>>730561970
As much as I hate killing spiders, not gonna risk taking him outside, and I really don't want to leave him alone to find a million more later, so I killed him

>>730562116
It had to be done.

Press F to pay respects.

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>>730557798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-CrNlilZho

>>730562043
There's always more, sometimes find black widows, and tarantulas

>>730562275
F

>>730562275
F

>>730560995
kek

You made a big mistake.
When you kill a spider they release an ultrasonic sound that only other spiders can hear. It has just told every single spider in your neighborhood that there is now an empty spiderless house.
All other spiders will now come to your house and battle for who will get to be the new house spider.
The meanest, biggest, nastiest spider will win.
It will also know that you are a spiderkiller so if it catches you off guard it will attack you.

You just majorly fucked up, son.

Yeah. So... spiders travel in pairs.

>>730563595
What are you saying? That this spider might have been someones hot spider wife?

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>>730560995
topkek

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>>730560754
If I encountered any spider looking like 11 or 21 I'd shit so fucking hard.

>>730557798
all spiders are bros

>>730557798
Spiderbro is always a bro, dude. Also, put your hand next to him for scale.

>>730557798
lick it

You show that spider mercy now, oneday you will be doing a shit and suddenly get bitten right on the ballsack, you think l am lying? That was the number 1 cause of death by spiders in Australia a hundred years ago, death by redback spider on the dick while in the outhouse.

>>730558503 your thinking of a wolf spider, also known as the fiddle back.

>>730563355
How fast can a spider emit ultra sound when it barely takes probably 1/10 of a second to swat that motherfucker?

Prove your point or stfu

>>730560754
10, 11, 23
stuff from fucking nightmares
fuck this

Spiders<Tarantula

>>730558810
Brown Recluse spiders aren't REALLY that dangerous. Their bites rarely result in death. With that said. FUCK spiders (in my field of view). I have a spider bro under my TV stand that stays out of my business, and eats the really annoying fucks. I would NEVER pick him/her up, but I appreciate it. It knows not to get too close. I'll end a motherfucker.

>>730560754
Nigga I can identify a few like #2 Salticidae #21 Deinopidae care to give me the whole list?

>>730557798
Leave it but bring a baseball bat or somthing just in case it fucks with you

>>730566093
Like a friendly neighborhood spider man.

>>730567115
lolwat

>>730557798
kill that fucking thing and pray to the spider gods for forgiveness

That spider is wayyy to big to be a brown recluse or a brown spider family member period. But still a dead spidey is a good spidey.

>>730558656
Hi, Spider here
He should just leave him be, he's just hardening up after a molt

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>>730557798
can we derail this faggot thread and have a fucked up spider time?

>>730559901
under-rated

>>730562275
f

>>730557893
is that an egg sac on the left above the spider?