Okay so, /pol/ has managed too pull off one of the biggest trolls

Btw, trolling belongs to /b/ !

>>730532651
/b/ is just /pol/ without enough people to scare away the faggot cock rate threads, we have lost all order and we have no goal. If you want to start pulling off big shit, get all the loli, trap, cock rate, and 'pics you shouldn't share' threads to leave. The last good meme was that idiot who posted his daughter-in-law's nudes.

>>730533152
this

>>730533152
I wanna bring back the old-school /b/, ive been here through it all, remember "pools closed"? And all the shit it caused

>>730533344
This was OP btw

>>730533344
>Clearly a newfag.

>>730533447
Nah

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Reply To This

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Or Your Mother

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Will Die

>>730533344
/b/ has always been a shitshow, but yea there used to be more good shit that came from threads, now that more people realize that this isn't 'the Anonymous Hacker 4chan' , fucking normies come here to spread their parasite threads. There is no 'old /b/' it's just buried under piles of faggots who come here for shitty hentai and average looking women.

>>730532651
LETS START WORLD WAR FUCKING 3
INVITE KIM TO A DISCORD CHANNEL...THEN WE SHOW HIM OUR DICKS AND AND...THEN WE CALL HIM A NIGGER CHING CHONG CHANG....

>>730533695
Your right dude, but goddamn im sick of the fagots
- OP

>>730532651
The biggest troll ever on reddit.com/r/b was knocking over le newspaper stand xD

>>730533785
He wouldn't join it though.

>>730533846
Yea dude xD

>>730532651
/pol/ has unity, the flag you posted is /pol/'s work. Pol even has a fucking anthem
Think of this board as a quarantine for pol. Pol is high quality while /b/ gets the shit tier new fags.

>>730532651
We could try to steal the show from /pol/

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>>730533609
>>730533625
>>730533655
Holy shit I think this is one of the best posts I've seen from /b/ in years
Also nice get

only see people complaining but no one gives ideas. how about a fake ad campaign for the new samsung galaxy 8

/pol/ has an ideology

/b/ has fb fap threads

That's the difference

>>730534001
Lets fucking do it m8, how exactly shall we do it?

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So all we have to do is start dick threads on /pol and some traps

>>730534187
>let's destroy the one board on 4chan that still achieves things istead of improving /b/

Great idea

>>730534187
Guys lets gather /b/ and ATTACK

>>730534187
/pol/ must be preserved. Not to mention that it is a force we cannot hope to defeat. Befriend it, or at least show that we are no threat.

>>730534347
for t3h lulz

stop shitposting cock threads would be a good start. the rest will come once the loli fags and the trap fags leave

>>730532651
We need to get more involved too.

>>730533152
Truth

I am a l337 h4x0r formerly operating under codename edward snowed in and i have a plan to destroy the entire world starting with /pol

>>730534187
Pol already has that shit newfag. Half the threads over there is shitty slide bait, it's worst than here honestly.

>>730532651
>anyone have any ideas?
We could fuck with that Lebouf faggot

>>730532651
>/pol/ cucks not staying in their containment board

GTFO you pieces of shit, go home to your inbred cuckservative safe space for little /pol/ snowflakes

>>>/pol/

>>730533655
not my proudest fap

>>730534663
what is you r plan you gentleman and you scholar, my old boyo old chappity chappy chap?

Okay, well let's start by rallying together and derailing a cock rate thread or fb fap thread boys

>>730529962

That should be a good starting point

We have nothing to lose, even if they destroy us, it wont matter, at least we'll deal damage, for the LOLZ

>>730534860
I will use anti meme magic to fuck up /pol so bad it can't change the world anymore and i will make the jews win and donald trump lose and then the world will be destroy <inb4 newfags can't greentext

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>>730533521
>haha "pool's closed"
>am I an oldfag yet?

>>730534452
This anon is genius, /b/ is shit tier compared to pol. /b/ lost its style it seems to be exactly after the fappening maybe after id's were taken from this board.

>>730532651
Okay. I have an idea.

We need to get on Twitter, the conservative news sites, and the forums and start a TRUE AND HONEST FACT that the Clintons secretly have controlling interest in a dozen green energy and climate change science groups, and that they're illegally profiting off of everything labeled as 'carbon neutral'.

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>>730534347
/pol is a containment thread bro come on..... They think the earth is flat and will die for trump to build a 30ft wall. /b is here to sell 31ft ladders and keep Bob Ross

>>730534885
Lets start making threads supporting our cause so we can attack, this is "Operation Fap"
- OP

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Make some idiots believe that some new tech device is unbreakable. Watch as people stupidly break their smart watches. Or fuck with tesla owners saying something about a wireless upgrade that allows for 500mile range. Watch as people get stuck half way to their destination. lastly, someone mess with the Indian space program.

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>>730534971
>>730534860
>>730534663
fucking samefag REEEEE get off my board!!

>>730534141
I like this idea. Okay, chaps, what features will the Samsung Galaxy 8 have?

>>730534495
You can't defeat the power of weaponized autism

>>730533655
:/

You know what would probably improve /b/?
Making it a blue board.
And that's really sad.

>>730534692
We need to fuck with someone people care about. Like trump. Yeah lets get trump to shut down 4chan. BEST WIN EVER

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>>730533609
>>730533625
>>730533655
kill yourself

>>730534975
Weird. I've been here for like 2 days. Is 4chan really that simple?

Disappointed.

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>>730534347
>/pol/
>achieving anything

top kek

>>730534885
Should we all just flood them with that stupid fucking naked banana meme that everyone hates

Janitors against facebook/trap/all other shit tier threads

>>730534563
How will they catch pedophiles if we don't have loli threads? I just hide them and go my merry way knowing some faggot will get his house raided for being a sick fuck

>>730534973
Top kek ... I use kek am I an oldfag?

Lets invade /pol/ with all our shit threads

>>730535226
The Galaxy should allow you to see the stars.


How? Not entirely sure. What can you do with this?

>>730533447
Thought that>>730533521

>>730534563
>once the loli fags and the trap fags leave
Part of the issue is that moderation on other boards has been upped. Loli doesn't seem to be allowed on any board except /b/.

>>730534347
>/pol/
>achieving anything
>lost it

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>>730535111
Check um

>>730535233
actually i don't have autism i have a official 135 IQ score from the 5th grade tho

>>730532651
Troll /pol/

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>>730532651
That's fucking child's play. Post "le biggest trollz evah" this rich jew is still alive and breathing in enough pussy fumes that would cause your gay ass to OD. Post this shit when the Jew necks himself. Fuck off newfag

>>730535751
Thats what we are planning bro
- OP

There is a Minecraft server called queercraft. It is full of a bunch of liberal tumblr feminists and faggots. Easily triggered. Could make the pool closed again.

>>730535670
Well they did bomb an isis camp...

Let's raid /pol/ with communism images, songs, etc. It will get them all worked up and blame Jews and shit. It'd be fun to watch.

>>730535699
Simpleton. I won't even tell you mine, cause it would just make you ashamed of being 135.

>>730535411
If you really want to see the epitome of /b/ this is the best board community wise
>>730535382
These posts are typical and common

>>730533609
>>730533625
>>730533655
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>730535822
fuck why not

ip?

Couple weeks ago we changed a commie flag into a swastika on one of those gay pixel pages took us 6 hours but we did it

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>>730535880
It would be funny, but instead of civil war, find another site to team up and fuck up.

>>730535604
Shit, it needs to be something fucking stupid like to microwave an iPhone

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>>730535982
Minecraft, of all things? This is low tier

>>730536076
They already did that

>>730535822
We would all have to buy minecraft accounts. Can't we just raid tumblr like normal?

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We could go ahead and raid an educational site. Edmodo anyone?

If you want a war, you have to unite all of /b/ under one banner. You got to take the things they love and mock it

>>730536076
Okay, maybe it can fly? Not really of course, but if you chuck it out the window, it'll "glide", and take beautiful panoramic pics while it's at it.

Stupid as fuck but if anyone else has got a better idea...

Whenever people try to raid they just get nypa in the replies

>>730536152
I know still it's an example miles better then let's you see the starts

>>730536076
I mean what can we get people to do to achieve this

Lets do a tumblr raid. Let's plan for a week or two, and attack. Completely fuck up all the tags and shit. That could be good no?

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>>730533609
>>730533625
>>730533655

>>730536281
Because their requests are fucking personal

I'm down for that

>>730536090
it's something

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>>730535889
You're both automatically idiot neckbeards for even brining IQ into an argument. It's a barely coherent way to measure anything, and one of the (ironically) dumbest things to boast about. And no, I don't have a low or average IQ, before you insist I'm salty.

>>730536344
You're never going to succeed, newfag

>>730536344
We could always target one person with hate mail and see if they kill themselves. Like sugarcoated me or fatgirlopinions. Those land whales have nothing to live for

>>730536317
Samsung Galaxy 8: Glide/See the Stars (someone more creative than me please improve this)

If you throw your Galaxy from a considerable height, its unique aerodynamic shape will allow it to glide to safety. As it glides to the ground, motion sensors inside the phone will trigger the camera to take beautiful birds' eye view photography.

>>730536401
Well that something won't get all /b/tards onto it

Letschange the most searched thing on google again to something, ideas?

Why dont we all group together and take them down, finally? and you know who.

>>730536460
No. We need those land whales to chuckle at

>>730536491
I can make a cfd sim of the air, and say it creates enough lift to keep it gliding

>>730533609
Nig

>>730536539
There's not enough of us. You need to unite the /b/tards

>>730536556
We can find the lady who can only eat cheesy potatos and see about getting her to an hero

>>730532651
I say shutdown /b/

>>730536632
We need the cheese

>>730536581
Excellent idea. I think this would work-if people would microwave their iphones, they'll toss their Galaxies out the window.

>>730536690
Try but it won't work if you don't have everyone. It's gonna take more than last time it was shut down temporarily

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>>730535789
>That's fucking child's play

/Pol/ used contrails seen in the live stream and and air traffic maps to determine where in the US he had flag hidden then isolated the audio of animals that could be heard and determined it was near water and sent out autists to the specified areas to drive around and blow their horn until it could be heard on the stream. Once they found the flag they did recon and watched him recording his break times untill they knew his schedule then captured the flag..

Child's play my ass. Kys nigger.

>>730536491
Close, but there's one thing we can do to improve it: a cutout.

Remember how Google had that VR cardboard cutout thing? WINGS MADE FROM CARDBOARD/PAPER

Attach it to the phone and BAM! That's the safety against falling.

>>730533609
bruh

>>730535359
that'd actually be pretty awesome. 4chan's greatest achievement = getting the president to destroy it. not only would it be all over the news, but btards would finally be set free from this hellhole

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>>730534187
this is exactly what we as b/ need to do! restore the homeland and storm pol/ with our best chicks with dicks and just when they think its almost over well rain down the eastern blow and unleash the logs! quick some one get that shit log guy on the phone! fluff the the cocks and ready your butts! we raid at the night hour....

What if we invade that new shitty game club penguin island. I heard there are no chat filters yet and they rely on mods to report you

>>730534141

How about grow up? Children are only funny to children. You're just obnoxious losers. b was never good.

To cleanse /b/ of these faggots we must initiate: The /b/inal Solution.

Step 1. have someone design a logo for the /b/inal solution.
Step 2. Whenever you see a trap/loli/cockrate/fb fap/pics u shundt b posting thread we all raid the threads, posting over and over the image of the /b/inal solution. Soon they will have to retreat due to annoyance, it will take a while but we must preserve!

Or we could keep the gay threads and troll a sub reddit or some other community/youtube video with loli images and trap pics threads whatever and say "greetings from /b/!" then have b forever branded as fagland.

>>730536755
Look for a post starting with "fellow jewish scum of the earth" for the pictures. Got exams to pass before I waste my night with that

>>730536263
>Samsung glide
I could see it but that sounds like something apple would do not Samsung
Samsung has to be clever,
Like a depth tracker, new and improved the Samsung has a remote transmitter that transmits to you the depth of any body of water, after the smart chip realizes it hits the bottom it floats to the surface with chemical reactions that produce oxygen.
Or Samsung Kinetic
Improved crash technology now translates the energy absorbed from 20+ ft into battery power

>>730535382
bruh

>>730536491
YES

>>730536890
do it

>>730536690
Do it moot

>>730536837
Brilliant. Samsung Galaxy Angel Wings

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>>730535359
Like you would ever be able to accomplish that.

>>730533011
newfag

>>730536965
If this actually becomes a thing, I would be ecstatic to have been a part of it.

>>730535359
on it

>>730536959
Moot is gone, newfag

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>>730536491
The idea needs work, but if someone threw together some nice picture, it could be great. Example:

>>730536911
I don't think people would buy that stuff. Too much of a risk, people would know it was fake. Glide, however? I think people would be daft enough to buy that.

>>730536787
Then he fled the country and put his flag on a secure roof top and some fucking nuts repeled down the building next door to go after his flag. Epic lulz

>>730537086
>>730536959
Moot fucking left us to this hellhole

>>730537073
It you can somehow make trump fucking assassinate 4chan you'd truly be the god we all need

What galaxy model do you want to use and I'll do the cfd simulation (the simulation that shows airflow)

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This thread reeks of newfaggotry.

Okay /b/ how can we fuck with trump? Send emails? Spam twitter? Raid his speeches? Any ideas?

>>730537147
Love it. I say clean it up a bit and we've got ourselves a campaign.

>>730536959
Moot sold 4chan and went to work for google

>>730537219
Now we got gook moot

>>730532651
lets all jack off

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>>730533011
>>730533344
>>730533655
>>730535111
>>730535199
>>730535233
>>730535411
>>730535455
>>730535699
>>730535822
>>730536011
>>730536344
>>730536611
>>730536755

>>730537331
Speech raids would be most effective

>>730537153
But that just seems so damn tacky and useless, like its smart
But it seems like a play out of apples book not something Samsung would do

>>730537331
It's not going to work.

>>730533152
despite what the trap threads would have you believe, /b/'s real problem is that it is just too popular. it's full of normies now. greater percentage of normies than any other board by far.

>>730533152
agreed let's make /b/ great again

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>>730537317

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>>730532651
Kekistan and hwndu is normie shit

it did nothing but make the fappening-wave /pol/lack newfags look like tryhard faggots and got them and the rest of 4chan in the news

seriously when youtubers with hundreds of thousands of subscribers have their comment sections flooded with cringey pseudo greentexts and /pol/ memes and nothing but ((((((((_))))))))), then shit's fucked

you got that bearded stone fatass saying kek outloud

/pol/ is a meme cash cow that's moving way too fast for its own good
the golden rule is that once a board thinks it has a reputation or has something to prove, it's not dead, but it's the beginning of the end

enjoy your last few months /pol/

>>730537465
How do we scare away the normiez?!?!?!??

>>730537331
No do any of those would cause retalion from /pol/ trumps the god emperor. The most trolling this board could get away with is petitions

>>730533152
>>730532651
/b/ lacks motivation. and motivation. convince/b/ that Shia has Emma Watson fingering Sophia turner an /b/ lacks motivation

>>730537521
So, your in?

>>730537436
I got all of these

Anyone have a stl file of the newest galaxy?

>>730537648
Prove it

OPERATION FAP

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>>730537592
And they wouldn't be get much traction at all,

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>>730537706
Not STI but the image of the new galaxy was leaked

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>>730537585
By having dick and trap threads

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>>730537804

>>730537343
It's shit, I made it five minutes on an iPhone app. Somebody who understands graphic design needs to restart the whole thing in Photoshop.

b loves pol but infact b loves porn

>>730537804
Thats whats bringing in normies, you newfag

>>730534347
>still achieves things
good one anon

>>730537914
I meant the concept was good. I can give it a go in Photoshop, though I'm not as good at it as other people on this board.

>>730537797
nevermind. Got the stl off some random site. cfd will be up soon

>>730536890
I like option one. I love seeing those breads hijacked via Spiderman reaction images. I say we use each of those threads to discuss and post pics of Spiderman. Our warcry will be "Funiculi Funicula," the glorious Spiderman 2 pizza mission theme song. Spam the shit out of them until they fucking die.

Keep replying so we can keep this alive, people need to know, and can someone screenshot whats going in in pol?

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>>730532651
/b/ is /pol/ s autistic little brother and we love eachother , but /b/ is also obsessed with porn

>>730537710
Fine I got the trips and the 55 below it

How would /pol react if you created a thread that the pope announced that god is black?

>>730536965
LOVE THAT NAME! We need to use it!

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>>730533609
>>730533625
>>730533655

>>730538077
Perfect. Can't wait to see how this unfolds.

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>>730538117
On it cmon lets get to hunting out these gay trap dick threads
We need unity for once

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>>730537943
>>730537898
toddler/baby-con threads freak moralfags like you out so it works easily against normies

it has a containment board, but nothing was unappealing about /b/ before it was flooded with pic related

you get b& for doxxing so everyone feels safe
you get b& and v& for cp so there's nothing edgy worth posting

i don't get what you mean by scaring off normies

>>730538245
It needs to be a lil more minimalistic

>>730532651
Wait, are we doing something?

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>>730537943
You just red pilled the fuck out of me /b/ro

>>730538458
Yes

>>730538458
We're convincing Samsung Galaxy 8 owners to chuck their phones out the window with Samsung Glide, a new feature that'll allow the phone to safely glide down while snapping beautiful bird's eye view photos.

>>730536965
The Galaxy Icarus?

>>730538625
Clever girl.

>>730537147
Take what one anon said. It should be called Samsung Angel Wings. We need a cutout. Someone get to work on this ad. Needs a high quality image of an s8 along with a smart pitch paragraph and a cutout to make the "wings." Also we need a material to make them out of that is easy to get and shape into wings. This has to be well done or nobody will fall for it.

>>730538570
To make it better, lets make a bs apk, claiming to be the official app for it, or something like that

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I know ! We should make more trap thread until it goes full circle or something..

>>730537770

and so it begins...

>>730538717
yes. Maybe this is the app that prompts the phone to take the pics?

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>>730535982
I just looked it up and got "mc.queercraft.net"

>>730538836
Of course, itll make it more convincing dude

>>730538337
Come back and tell us in all caps which one to hit first ... Should we just flood it with meme magic so they can't do shit when its full

>>730533655
FUG ok

>>730537770
hey imma put together something overnight, will start a thread tomorrow /b/inal solution

we are wanting fresh material for this though, right? It seems kind of a waste of opportunity to rehash old shit for something like this.

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>>730535941
Is.. is this new pasta?

>Samsung Angel Wings
>all coming along pretty well, some anon is designing an "announcement" in PS
>someone else is faking video
>looks pretty good
>we sink all of our pride into this
>/b/ ends up producing a high-end Galaxy peripheral that allows your phone to glide through the air while taking photos of the Earth
>/b/'s invention of such a lightweight and effective set of wings revolutionizes air travel
>humanity accelerates at a higher technological rate than ever before
>Mars is colonized by 2021
>Elon Musk smiles at the orange desert
>in the distance, some idiot throws his phone out of a window

>>730533609
Ok

>>730539145
It's actually a very old one.

>>730539145
nope. old pasta. not stale tho

>>730538570
It will never work but brilliant .... Make a web page and post a link. When the galaxy falls it has air bag inside so it is nearly impossible to break the screen

>>730538880
>>730539095
Yes you fuckiny cuck. Why old material.
Heheh /b/ is cumming back

>>730533655
>>730533625
>>730533609
Fucking...

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>>730538570
Hey you know why this won't work? Because I just tweeted about it saying it's a new 4chan troll. I have thousands of followers and it's all being retweeted

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Galaxy s8 cfd

>>730539389
Proof or it's bait.

>>730539389
Fucking die lmfao

>>730539334
I think the wing cutouts might actually work. Throw in some terms like "aerodynamics" and shit and people will think it's legit because it uses "science words"

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>>730539414
cfd 2

>>730539465
Lets just glue the phone to a paper airplane

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>>730539488
cfd 3

>>730539032
Sounds great to me.
-Funiculi Guy

>>730539389
1. Bullshit.
2. Even if you did it, the internet has the attention span of an emotionally compromised goldfish. They'll forget about it in a few weeks.

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>>730538337
>>730538215
/b/ likes porn and beef jerky

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>>730533625
Try again.
I bet you're Australian.

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>>730539351

>>730539562
Beautiful work

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galaxy cfd 4

>>730533609
>>730533625
>>730533655
Hi Mr.Banana!

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>>730538337
count me in

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>>730539650
>Yes you fuckiny cuck

>>730539389
Damn. Ok we must create a new idea. How bout pedabears can't wait to get there hands on the new galaxy.... For reasons xyz

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Galaxy cfd 5. hope these help

>>730539759
He's lying out of his ass though. I just checked Twitter. Zilch about it.

>>730539562
Can the results be doctored to give a lower velocity? I dont think people with like their phones "gliding" at 15m/s

>>730539763
Beautiful work.

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>>730539213
Underrated post

>>730539823
Nm ... I just dont see wings comming out of a phone will never get on fox news

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>>730539213
kek

>>730539605
>They'll forget about it in a few weeks.

Everyone is as forgetful as you are.

>>730538337
Gimme a good bread for the Spiderman hunt.

Let's start ww3. Got nothing better to do

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>>730539746

>>730539883
>pdate] [Auto]
just edit it out in photoshop. I have it set up for vehicles

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>>730532651

>>730539823
And you know what hashtags he used? How are you psychic?

>>730533432
This

Say it floats in lake water. If you skip your phone on water it will return to you by geo magnetic poling or some shit

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>>730540192
this may be a stupid consideration, but i am guessing that this is going to work best in 'murica so mph might actually be the way to go...

fkn brilliant tho, nice work

>>730540317
I just checked everything remotely relevant. Samsung, 4chan, prank, troll, trolling, glide, angel wings, velocity, etc.

Troll Antifa.....they come unglued pretty easy

>>730536857
Thanks

>>730536857
/b/ and /pol/.... same teams dude

>>730533152
Someone's new here. We never had order, and we never had a goal. What we have, and have always had is too much free time, and the boredom that comes with that.

>>730539823
Even if he's lying it illustrates a good point it only takes on white knight in a thread to totally fuck a good troll. Information moves too fast now. If you are going g to pull this off do it with a small group in private chat or something. How many times in the recent have we gone to fuck with a site or cam whore and with in minutes someone has linked them to the thread

>>730533152
Make a discord of fags to make /b/ better? We could group up and discuss action

How about we target Hillary Clinton?
maybe we spread that she cheated on bill with john podesta or Anthony weiner and that's why she deleted 30,000 email.
Or maybe we just spread shooped images of her like we did with chloe.

I think everyone is overthinking a plan.

We should keep it simple and /b/tarded. Ideas?

>>730540848
Still worth a go. I mean what the hell else has /b/ done lately. Better than sitting on our arses whinging about /pol/.

>>730540858
Do it now

>>730540404
Nice b8

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>>730540436
>I just checked everything remotely relevant. Samsung, 4chan, prank, troll, trolling, glide, angel wings, velocity, etc.

So you are saying he got you to go on Twitter and waste your time doing all of that bullshit. That's what you call a successful troll. LoL.... Why go troll people elsewhere when it's so easy to troll people here

>>730540899
>How about we target Hillary Clinton?
>implying that she is relevant to anyone or anything any longer.

wew lad!

>>730533785
Calm down murderface.

>>730541071
>>730540858
>>730533152
https://discord.gg/hg3UXh8
MAKE /b/ Great again discord made.

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why aren't we trolling the FOP?

you know, the fact that something like 1100 cops have been arrested this decade alone should be cause enough for Lulz.

nb4u get all fuckoff moralfag /b/ is 75% pedos, might i suggest then that they would have all the more reason to troll the fuk out of the hypocracy that they may be arrested by a guy with more cp then they have.

How would we go about starting WWIII. The US leaves it's nuclear arsenal stupidly unprotected, or we could get that one faggot who actually got good with computers before coming here because "ooh /b/ is anonymous xD" to fuck with something.

>>730541188
Kek

made a new thread with the cfd simulations if anyone wants easy access to them for the galaxy s8 troll. I'm off to bed. NIght fellow wastes

Why doesnt /b/ just fuck with antifa? Throw some old rotting meat into their vents, spray paint shit, smear shit on their windows. Fuck it endless possibilities

>>730541112
ty :]

>>730540956
Yeah this anon's got it

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simple, spread images that will make everyone cringe onto twitter, for example this

>>730541188
We can still bully her into submission.
Imagine If we actually got that cunt to commit Sudoku.

>>730541358
That won't help. They're coming from deviantart too.

>>730541257

i have about a hundred of these made for the 2016 pedocops

Alright /b/ made a discord where we can group together. Lets think up some shit and actually DO it so we can overtake /pol/ and become THE board again. https://discord.gg/hg3UXh8

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>>730541257

>>730540404
Completely agree. Also, the more technical terms the better. People tend to buy that.

What ever we do has to be organized or else it won't work. So many fucking failed projects because newfags got too excited that they were gonna be "in a 4chan troll like they saw on youtube omg xDDD"

>>730541257
I'd rather troll BLM or Antifa

>>730541327
Ur rite. I vote we mail them coyote piss and write /b/ in literal shit everywhere they meet.

>>730541506


bwahahahahaha, no, but that made me laugh my ass off, ty

>>730539389
>>730538570
>>730538717
Are you guys fucking idiots? Is this how low /b will go? The other "updates" worked because they were believable and subtle for people who werent tech savvy. No ones going to chuck their phone out of their window regardless. Think of something better.

>>730538674
what if we just sell wings on amazon or some shit for $7 and send them a piece of paper with a wing cutout and a pair of safety scissors might as well profit off these dumbasses

>>730533344
Yeah /b/r other I totally remember percs closed let's do it again and be crazy troles

You fucking faggot kill yourself. You're a cringey fucking disgrace

Petition to have a shit thread. For loli pics shouldn't share fb fap traps cuck black cock etc all the shit

>>730541448
well fuck, only other thing I can think of is to start saying something like "The new I phone is able to charge via microwave"

>>730539213
watch samsung has the last laugh and they actually fucking coming out with this feature

We should call pawn Stars and ask if they have Battle toads

>>730533655
>>730533625
>>730533609

Hey guys, as someone who jumped on this crazy ride in 2004, I can agree that /b/ (and 4chan in general) has always been shit. Why don't we finally fix that? Just sayin'.

It needs to be simple you cucks. Something believable and easy to do. No one's going to be stupid enough to throw their expensive ass phone out a window with paper attached to it

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>>730542022

>>730542151
Smarter suggestions, smart guy?

>>730540899
Every one knows she is fucking bill o'riley

>>730542080
It can't be done, /b/ was born with cancer

>>730542228
>Implying it hasn't actually happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UUvqLJlnaA&t=161s

#OpPEDOCOP


seriously, how bad can we make the FOP look?

>>730542236
>>730541822
This

>>730542228
>pasta? nigga they did that shit so many times Rick almost lost his mind

>>730541822
something new and original maybe?

>>730542151
that's why we're figuring everything out. Ironing out the kinks.

Printer Paper is too cheap... we need a good quality paper that people would buy (both meanings)

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>>730542151
he's right no one's this daft to fall or it

>>730542236
the microwave your iphone worked because you can bullshit science into it and people won't check up your facts since they don't know jack shit

if they make it out of aluminum we could bullshit our way into saying adding gallium will increase the structural strength of the phone and absorb energy more

>inb4 you can't find gallium easily
>its on amazon for $10

History is happening and we just happened to be in the greatest board in the world, the greatest board in the world! Kek

>>730542571
>implying it wasn't good enough and people will not fall for it now

>>730542705
we can pull off great shit the problem is getting all the /b/tards to work together on one thing

Why don't we just attack that GOP Rep. from NH who was proven to be the founder of r/ RedPill? The news story just hit earlier today. If he were a lawyer I would have just drafted the complaint to our ethics board myself, but no such luck.

>>730533655
>>730533625
>>730533609
Faggot

>>730542236
What about convincing i phone users there's a secret button deep in the speaker holes. They can gain access to it with a sewing needle. With any luck they'll puncture the battery

>>730542943
I've taken apart my iPhone to replace the screen and the speakers have metal in the rear so you can't hit the battery

>>730538337
>>730542835

THIS

>>730542935
I'd rather raid r/antifa

>>730542338
Modern medicinal sciences can work wonders. It'll take a while, but all it is is shitposting, something we're good at.

>>730539742
>>730542835

>>730542533
>implying Rick talks to customers

>>730539032
>>730542835

-Funiculi

I work at a call center, we can raid a call center maybe a sales one and all just meme a product.

>>730543361
FooryCoory?

http://aminoapps.com/p/lpphe6

Everything about this community make me want to lose hope fir humanity...

What if we trick samsung fags into believe that the new phone has real-time temperature reading

the plan is:

>tell them it can now detect ambient heat temps
>new infrared filter works in conjunction with new temp senors to create infrared vision
>tell them it has to be calibrated
>say the feature is automatically calibrated when it reach 200F
>tell them to put the phone in boiling water for 1 minute so the phone heats up to temp
>tell them to restart it
>now you gotta freeze it to get low temp calibrations
>restart
>open camera
>infrared feature now activated

>>730543295
>Implying he doesn't
https://youtu.be/LQ3yTVkL7bQ
There are lots of crank calls on YouTube made to Rick. Learn to internet