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Crusader recruiting thread, come retake the Holly land you sacks

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Crusader recruiting thread, come retake the Holly land you sacks of shit
singles... Soldier
Dubs.... Captain
Trips.... Knight
Quads.... Tutonic order Knight
Higher...... Pope
0.... Saracen filth
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First rell
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>>730520181
perrabellum
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>>730520181
nana
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deus vult faggots
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>>730521072
roll
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>>730521101
rolling
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Deus Vult
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>>730521138
roling.
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>>730520181
>Holly land
North Pole faggot
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>>730521175
get em
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>>730520181
orders, capt'n?
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>>730520984
Ready yourself Soldier its a lonely crusade
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>>730520181
Give me soldier i dont give a fuck
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>>730521199
Fml we taking back christmas town. what a dissapointment
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>>730521217
chek em
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>>730520181

Deus Vult
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>>730521301
fuck
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>>730521365
Stop fucking rolling fag
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>>730520181
Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby.
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Deus Vult!!
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>>730520181
rolling DEUS VULT
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>>730520181
GET
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>>730521199
What are your orders captain
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Infantry reporting
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>>730521462
CHECKED
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>>730521300
lol captain saracen reporting in faggots
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>>730521521
Rip
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D E U S V U L T
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SMITE THE CAMELJOCKIES
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>>730521444
u fucking serious this shit poster gets trips
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deusvult
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For the crusades!
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FLESHWOUND
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ROLL DEUS VULT FOR THE POPE
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>>730520181
>Holly land

OP, you shall henceforth be known as Sir Illiteratus!
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Goy
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Fuck this
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>>730520181
Deus VULT
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Allahu akbar
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Ukbb
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roll fellow christians
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roll man
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Rolling so I don't get beheaded by the medieval governments.
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deus vult
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>>730520181
rolling
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Dues vlut!
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R011
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>>730520181
Howboutdat
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vegas roll
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We shall claim the holy land
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>>730522087
Cancer
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F O R J E R U S A L E M
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>>730520181
deus vult
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>>730522221
FALSE POPE
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Legate Lanius
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>>730520181
Gott mit Uns !
Deus Vult !
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>>730522221
Pope isnt attending the crusade...
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>>730520181
Rollin
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R O L L
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>>730520181
Kill the Sarasens. Take Jerusalem back in the name of God.
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>>730520181
Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to
have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick
through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to
me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding
making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me
your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and
tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward
pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you
slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm
you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your
nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your
tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit
of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your
mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push
you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting
you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I
continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then
finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time
guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you
grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your
hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down
god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take
more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little
circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you
begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all
of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby. :]
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>>730520181
Ok.
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tluv sued
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>>730520181
Deus Vult
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>>730522444
KNIGHT TIME, DEUS VULT!
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saracen filth get
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>>730522255
Soon my brothers.
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>>730522444
order my sir
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>>730520181
Digits here
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lets set up a thunderdome for the filthy saracens
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>>730520181
no aids
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F I N A L C R U S A D E
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>>730522500
cant get more saracen than this, see you on the battlefield euroniggers
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Deus Vult
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>>730522336
Gott mit uns !
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>>730520181
Fucking roll
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>>730522809
So Gott will !
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Dues vult
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nigger
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>>730520181
come lads.
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>>730522888
Nice Trips my Knight
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In the name of God forward
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>>730522888

Checked knight
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>>730521255
Aye, captain
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>>730520181
Ok
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Rolling for filth
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Waiting for the Pope
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>>730520181
DEUS VULT
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>>730522888
xX_noscope_Knight_Xx joined the game.
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Rolling for honor
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>>730523344
Captian!!!! Woohoo!!!! Let's go men!!!!!
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fuckin rollin for a lolin knight
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>>730520181
Furor Teutonicus !
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Roll Deus Vult
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>>730520181
roll
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dont think I can handle the responsibility of captain
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praise me
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Deus Vult
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Autobots, ROLL OUT
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Deus vult!
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>>730522550
Rally more men! Knight reporting in.
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>>730520181
?
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Lets fucking do this
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For God and for Country
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Join the ranks
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>>730524999
aye knight.

also roll
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Deus vult
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>>730525445
Fuck me are you kidding?
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>>730520181
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obey me
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DEUS VULT
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>>730520181

Kek
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Re Roll
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Hi everyone my name is ________
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>>730525599
Dubs.
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Rolling to kill saracens
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>>730525555

Yessss. OP spelled Teutonic wrong but I'll take it.
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>>730525599
>>730525647

Captain Dubs.
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rollex
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I pledge my sword to the crusade
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>>730520181
op
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>>730525702

Go forth and reclaim the Holy Land my brothers!
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K
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CHECK DEM
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Lets see what I get, I wish to liberate the holy land.
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Deus Vult
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RECLAIM
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Rolo
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>>730520181
carpe diem! am I doing it right?
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>>730520181
Pope rolling
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>>730520181
Penis
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have we any Saracens yet?
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I'm the new Pope
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>>730525555
Sheiiiit
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ROLLING BOIS
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>>730520181
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Bow down before me, peasants
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>>730520181
Duck.
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Roll for crusades v2
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>>730520181
ROLL
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Gotta catch dem quads
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Deus Vult
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>>730520181
Teutonic
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lets go for 5s
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Can I finally get it right when I use this image.
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>>730520181
DEUS VULT
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Rolling for King of Jerusalem
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Uhhh again
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pls be pope
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Get fucking behind me
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roll me
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>>730526780
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At least we're not jewish amirite
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CHARGE
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>get
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>>730520181
P R A I S E
T H E
S U N
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Roll for Jerusalem
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Gets
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WHAT DO WE WANT?
>JERUSALEM
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>God Get
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As long as I'm not a saracen
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>>730520181
help roll
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>>730520181
NON NOBIS, DOMINE !
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rrrroooollllllll
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>>730527080
Die mudslime
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>>730520181
>DEUS VULT
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>>730527222
>nice trips
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>>730527086
When do we want it ?
> Allahu akbar
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>>730520181
DEUS VULT!!
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Rolling for god
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>>730527266
Back to your post, squire!
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>Quads get
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>ROLLING FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF ISLAM
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>Quads for God
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>>730520181
Get
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>>730521840
stfu u muslim
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>>730527800
Not sure if consider dubs or dubslime
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Ill join the crusades if it means getting rid of islam.
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>>730527928
Ayyyy
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Rolling this bish
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>>730527906
>Dubslime
>Kek

I think it'd be a badass mudslime
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>>730527800
It's a Saracen shah ! QUICK, SLAY HIM !
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The crusaders did nothing wrong.
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>>730520181
Rolllll ROLL
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>>730520181
Pope!!
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>>730520181
Deus Vult
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godly luck get!
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>Kek
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>>730520181
DEUS VULT
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I shall praise the sun!
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>>730520181
Praise Allah!
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g
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>>730520181
jizzanthepuss
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die heretics!
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warrior plz
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REMOVE KEBAB
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>>730522447
awaiting orders, captain
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DEUZ VULT. TAKING THE HOLY LAND BACK.
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For the holy land!
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Poperino
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>>730520181
rollin
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deus vult
>>
rollin on a river
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>>730520181
Let's rape the houses and burns the women
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>>730520181
Rolling for the holy land
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Roollll prt 2
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Rollz
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Let's retake the Holy Land
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>>730520181
Roll for the Holy Land
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Rollerino
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>>730520181

BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW POPE
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>>730521526
Top kek
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oll
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Rolling
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Deus Vult
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>>730520181
Deus Vult brother Gaberial reporting
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>>730530666
Aww, I'm Satan Knight, class.
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Superior saracen pls
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>Test
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sign me the fucc up
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>>730520181
Rolling fast, not scrolling past
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>>730520181
Roll
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I SMELL HERETICS
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FOR THE HOLY LANDS
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rOLLAROONIE
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trips?
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AAAAANNNNNdddd
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I am ready...have been since the great nigger war
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>>730520181
>>
Where's my squad?
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>>730520181
RoollL
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DEUS VAULT NIGGERS
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>>730520181
rollo
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DEUS VAULT BROTHERS
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>>730520181
let's take the holy land back
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what the fuck is this ignorance?
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>>730520181
Reporting in.
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Let's go
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lol im gonna kill people
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Hello, I'm new to crusading. Can someone help me with my executions
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I have a degree in theology hopefully I can become a Teutonic order knight
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DEUS VULT BROTHERS. THE HOLY LAND SHALL BE OURS
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Rolling for trips
We will retake The Holy City
Deus Vult
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>>730531888
By your orders sir.
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Deus vult
>>
Rawlin
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>>730520181
I demand dubs checkm
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Roll prt 3
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Prt 4
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>>730520181
Deus vult
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Prt 5
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rolll
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>>730520181
Deus vult
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>>730521299
God wills it
Captain
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Your pope is here
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>>730520181
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you godd¬amn fool. I shall s¬hit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
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>>730520181
Rolling, Lord Crusader.
>>
CRUSADE
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>>730520181
r0ll
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>>730521444
Tis a sign from the lord
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>>730532177
Sweet! Captain!
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>>730520181
Hail
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WHAT? A CRUSADE?
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>>730520181
DEUS VULT fuck the mudslimes
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>>730520181
Rollo
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>>730522500
By the pope, they have commanders
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Rolling to purge the Muslim filth from our holy land.
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Muslims were the cause of the first Holy Crusade.

AD 632 -- Muhammad’s death.

AD 635 -- Christian Damascus fell to invading Muslims.

AD 636 -- Christian Antioch fell to invading Muslims.

AD 638 -- Christian Jerusalem, and later Alexandria, fell to invading Muslims.

AD 650 -- Muslim armies reached Cilicia and Caesarea of Cappodocia. In the same period Muslim forces carried out raids on Cyprus, Rhodes, Crete and Sicily, carrying off thousands of Christian slaves.

AD 668 -- Muslim armies laid siege to Constantinople. They were repulsed.

AD 711 -- Muslim armies invaded Spain. By AD 715 they had conquered most of Spain.

AD 717 -- Muslim armies again laid siege to Constantinople. Again repulsed.

AD 732 -- Muslim armies invaded France. Charles Martel stopped them at Tours.

AD 792 -- The Muslim ruler of Spain, Hisham, called for a new invasion of France. An international Islamic crusade was assembled, and was repulsed by the French.

AD 827 -- Muslim warriors invaded Italy and Sicily, terrorised monks, and raped nuns. Sicily was held by Muslims until AD 1091.

AD 846 -- Muslim armies reached Rome, where they forced the Pope to pay them tribute.

AD 848 -- France was again invaded by Muslims. And again repulsed.

AD 1059 -- Pope Urban II launched the FIRST Crusade against Islam to finally push back Muslims who invaded their lands, murdered and raped the innocent.

Maybe we need a new Crusade...
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>>730532250
dirty scum
>>
I am the hammer.
I am the tip of his spear.
I am the mail about his fist.
I am the bane of his foes, and the woes of the treacherous.
I am the end.
>>
Deus Vult
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>>730522550
Gtfo
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Kek bless this roll, oh mighty one
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>>730520181
rollin
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>>730520181
My Christian brethren, the Moor filth will live no longer, DEUS VULT
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>>730522710
Fuck they're getting stronger
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kek isnt real 777
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Rolll
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>>730520181
roll
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>>730532440
kill it with fire
>>
DEUS VULT
>>
Deus vult brothers
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>>730532499
>>730532440
>>730522710
CAPTAIN'S ORDERS YOU ALL ARE GOING DOWN! DEUS VULT YOU BUSTERS!!1!!
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>>730524442
Fuck>>730527350
You dare dismiss a caption
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>>730528099
By your orders sir
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>>730528883
By the power of God I cast your soul for eternity in Hell
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>>730532333
Congrats on the rank sir
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>>730532499
By your order sir the will burn in hell
>>
Fight
>>
All right you heard him, let's go slat some heritics.
>>
Again
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