There's no YLYL up. Make this one count, faggots. >no

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>>730516889

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n3XKlXKi8w

>>730516889
Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby. :]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>730517839
can you smoke insects?

>>730517967
You can smoke anything

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>>730517910
What the banana peel did you just fucking say about bananas, you YLYL cancer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potassium platoon, I've been involved in numerous raids on hugboxes and I have over 300 confirmed derailed threads. I am trained in really, really, really liking this picture and I'm the top worshipper of Lori in the entire board. You are nothing to me but just another angry faggot. I will make you laugh out loud with bananas the likes of which have never been seen before on this thread, mark my potassium filled words. You think saying that shit to me over the internet will faze me? Think again try hard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across 4Chan, and your threads are being derailed right now so you better prepare for banana bombardment, newfag. The bombardment that derails the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You're fucking done, son. I can be on any board, any thread and I can shitpost bananas in over 700 ways, and that's just with my first folder. Not only am I extensively experience in shitposting, but I have access to the entire archives of the 4Chan shitposting directory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cancerous thread off of the face of the board, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your thread is paying the price, you goddamn butt hurt faggot. I will shitpost bananas all over you and you will drown in potassium and lulz. Your thread is dead, kiddo.

>>730517345
I'd rather have the banana than this dribble

>>730516889
I really really really like this image.

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>>730518241
Your wish is my command.

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You guys better do this or you shall be forever a meet at and your kind will never be accepted here.

Go back to le Reddit if you want to stay a normie.

FUCKINF NANA

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>>730519012

>>730518893
I am calling right now, thanks for the tip anon!

>>730518937
damn son

>>730518878
made me chuckle

>>730519101
shit>>730519214

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>>730518893
Holy shit dude, I am now awoken!!!!

Here a reeeeward

>>730519101
>>730519214
anyone have the non-gay versions of these?

>>730518134
oh my god...lost hard

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>>730518893
G-guys this is bretty realz shit nigga

>>730518893
>>730518893

What is this?

Why can't Muslims use toiletpaper ?
pɐɯɯɐɥnɯ ɟo sƃuıʍɐɹp ǝʞɐɯ oʇ pǝʍollɐ ʇ'uǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ

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>>730518527
LOST

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>>730518893
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT FOR REVEALING THE TRUTH TO NEWFAGS


THIS IS RESERVED FOR US THE TRUE OLDFAGS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>730518241
Are you kidding? This shit is hilarious. There should be government grants available to people who do stuff like this.
Maybe you don't enjoy nonsense words that nevertheless sound appropriate for the context, since you can't distinguish between "dribble," verb, to bounce a ball; and "drivel," noun, poorly written garbage.

>>730518893
What the fuckity fuck! Nothing happened except for me getting a call from a 202 area code 5 minutes later with someone claiming to be FBI while asking me to explain myself.

Fuck you Anon!

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>>730520266
So friendly, the soup smiles back.
>pic related, bones are required for cheerful consomme.

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https://youtu.be/8Dkmw5_p1wM

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>>730519437
>>730519101

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>>730520119
If he was a big guy, you will be alright.

If not, burn your phone/computer/papers that identify you and go in Brazil.

Ask for Fernando Torres in Fortaleza.

This is the alternative way you were given.

You must be really important to them!!

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Thread derailed by the 5th post. Well done, faggots.

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>>730518893
Honest question, what the heck is this? In my 7 years here I actually haven't seen this, is it some sort of hotline that the fbi is monitoring or what

>>730520763
This is what we've been for some time now

>>730520824
Google the number

>>730519862
That's actually a good 1 m8

>>730520691
>"Do not disturb"
>Too late

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>>730516889

>>730516964
Lost.

>>730517180

cringed
>HARD
>A
>R
>D

>>730519101
kk

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>>730521016
KEK

>>730517180
>challenge

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>>730518893
Lol, high-quality bait

>>730517144
done.

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>>730521411
>ifunny
ISSHYGDDT

fk off

>>730521685
Fuuuuuuu

>>730520699
thanks based anon

How the fuck can one thread contain so much cancer?

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>>730519101

Quints

Nope

>>730522120
summers started for some, colleges at least, i believe.
some don't outgrow epic memes.

>>730521626
That's different.

>>730517738

Actually kek'd

>>730518403
Sauce on image with no Nana?

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>>730521560
;_;

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This fucking thread

>>730516889
Anyone have the baby being thrown off the building on Facebook live?

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lets play a game
leak your ex gf
>SnapchatY.me
thank me later

>>730521215
fgt

>>730519101
You cumt

>>730522756
Seconded.

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>>730517363
>>730517312
>>730517248
It's been a while since I've been here.
wtf is this lame ass shit?

>>730521846
Nigger

>>730517967
i smoked a silkworm once

>>730521982
>>730521982
I>>730521982

>>730521741
Reply. :(

>>730519101
Poster of this reply to this or YOUR mom dies in her sleep. GL

>>730523885
Yeah, can't let this thread die, can we.

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Ribbed for her pleasure....
Or your embarrassment

>>730523974
We should

>>730524043
>see if you can spot the highly sophisticated and subtle sarcasm

>>730522756
>>730523108

This is a thing? Since when??

>>730522043
Lost finally

>>730516889
sauce plz

>>730523974
>>730524146
>I did, agreeing sarcastically as well anon

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>>730517660

>>730524753
Fucking lost right here

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https://vid.me/P2dX

>>730518598
1st loss to a nanner

>>730518527
Kek

>>730519101

cunt

>>730521982
anyone got the normal one?

>>730519101
Fuck

>>730517345
saved

>>730521411
Fucc

>>730519101
aaaaaaa

>>730516889 more gifs and webms like this

>>730519101
k

>>730521685
fine

>>730521846
fuck

>>730521882
oh my god what the fuck are u spamming these

>>730522043
Lost hard

>>730518937
fuck you

>>730517218
That's cool

>>730517738
top lelironi

>>730526276

I don't even know what the fuck to say to that.

>>730516889

this is why you neckbeards don't end up with girlfriends

>>730521215
Faggot

>>730521367
Shit

>>730517363
this is tumblr tier garbage

inb4 cancer
https://discord.gg/KnehABJ

>>730521411
Wow Shower curtain only cost that much

>>730522043
Kek'ed

>>730519101
timthetatman

>>730517144
He's celebrating :)

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>using a ylyl thread in a ylyl thread
>inception!!!

>>730519214
I swear I have this girl somewhere. Who is she?

>>730521626
Nope.

>>730521411
fucking kek

>>730518937

fucker

>>730522184
thanks doggo

>>730522236
lost hard