So, I'm a 25 year old virgin, what do you guys think, am

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>>730512035
nah dude ur good dont worry about it

>>730512035
Being a virgin at your age is usually the programming of a single mother.

Being that you're 25, your mother probably taught you to respect women and put them up on a pedestal.

The reason you're still a virgin is that you haven't come to the realization that women are fucking scum and deserve to be treated like scum. When you treat them like shit, they are genetically programmed to try and make you like them by fucking the shit out of you.

Dating women is not the same thing as fucking women. Try it sometime.

>>730512035

>33 year old virgin here
>I hate myself

Hire a prostitute

If you want a girl you have to put in the work, same as everything else in life. Develop good hygiene habits and learn social skills, get off your ass and find places people go to hang out. Being reasonably fit helps as well. I'm fairly average looking but I'm confident, I've dated girls that are anywhere from 6's to 9's (with the occasional 5 if I just wanted to hook up and that's all that was available.)

>>730512035
>or will society treat me like a freak forever?

why are you concerning about something like that?

>>730512035
I'm a 29 year old virgin and I don't really care.

>>730512373
Interestingly I had a pseudo-absent father too. He lived in the same house as us, and provided financially but did nothing else in regards to my upbringing. I don't put women on a pedestal though - I simply have no interest in them (or men for that matter).

>>730512373
I'm double posting but this is basically true. Any time I'm mad at my gf for her doing something stupid, we always end up fucking the shit out of each other that night. Girls really do like being treated like shit, except for feminists but dude, don't fuck feminists.

>>730512375
why OP?

>>730512793
>pseudo-absent father
Bruh, my old man worked midnights my whole life growing up. I didn't even really meet the guy till I was like 17.

>I simply have no interest in [women]
Yes you do. Nice lie. You're just pathetic then. Maybe KYS isn't a bad idea.

>>730512793
Sounds like your brain is broke. Join ANTIFA and be a nasty commie, you'll fit in perfectly.

OP, you'll be fine. Don't be hard on yourself. Please don't kill yourself. don't think about that shit.

>>730512035

It's not a big deal.

As long as you feel like it's a big deal, you'll feel insecure, and around potential partners, desperate.

Desperation = major turnoff.

The more you care the worse it is. You must paradoxically not care in order to get what you want.

>>730512035
OP.
Have you heard about this thing called online dating?

It literally, does all the fucking work for you in cutting out all the bullshit of meeting someone with similar interests.
All you gotta do is show how you aren't an idiot in said interests, and be interested in that person you meet online.

Hell, even my sister in law who is a fat, depressed, over achiever, consistently lying to herself got a decent guy and now has a kid.

>>730513080
I do not lie. I am physically attracted to women but I have absolutely zero interest in having relations with anyone. Partly due to how women can royally fuck men over with zero repercussions, partly because of my paranoia and distrustfulness, and partly because I'm extremely degenerate and would never reveal my fetishes to anyone IRL.

>>730513124
Communism will never work because of the inborn greed present in every human being.

>>730513690
Then I suggest you look at MGTOW. Maybe you'll find some peace there.

>>730512035
if it helps, Nikola Tesla never had sex in his life. Nobody talks about that because they are more focused on the actually important things he amounted to.

Besides if someone points out that you're a virgin then why does it matter? so what if they laugh or point fingers, how does that impact you if you don't let it?

You can always lie about having sex and if it ever comes to it and you cum within seconds, just make up some bullshit like "its been awhile" or "its because you're so hot" or other shit, if anything you can try again and be better at it.

Don't worry man, I'm 22 soon and never had sex, probably won't for years to come as I'm stuck here with no money and no purpose haha

>>730513443
>18 year old virgin her should i care and is tinder the shit right now regarding online dating or is it a bunch of bot hoes

>>730513833
But anon, I already have.

There is no peace to be found on this world. You will realize that sooner or later.

>>730512373
Most people are virgins by mistake or circumstance.

>>730512035
No problem at all.
I lost my virginity when I was 23.
Maybe u are gay?

>>730512916
This is allmost correct, but in fact....feminists aswell crave the dominant man. These things are hard wired.

>>730514045
Uh ok only I've found my peace and my purpose. I moved to Cali from Alabama to be with a beautiful desi chick that I'd known for 3 years, I'm training to be a fitness instructor and I've never been more happy in my life. You have to WORK at this shit dude, it doesn't just fall into place.

>>730514533
I dunno dude I think maybe their brains are just fucked up. Hard wired, sure, but wires can get crossed or short out.

You sound like a cool dude, btw.

>>730513690
Most people find that the fetishes they crave in porn..is not what they crave irl.

Put your balls on her face. Nice 'n funky.

>>730514325
I'm going to college next year (first time I'll have a reason to leave the house in about 2 years) and I'll be 23 when it happens. Missed my chances to pick up girls previously so still a kissless virgin.
Is losing virginity at 23 any weird? what should I avoid/do?

>>730513993
>virgins giving shit advice

>>730514942
>implying you're an insecure faggot who forced himself to have sex just so that his 'friends' can accept him
go be an edgy teenager somewhere else

>>730514942
What would you tell him? I tried giving him advice but apparently he's fine being an eternal virgin, he's just worried about societal repercussions

>>730514786

Logic brain != emotional brain
Sex is all emotion. And when you get a girl, feminist or not, horny enough...logic is out the window.

>>730515310
Yeah I'm not sure where you're getting that implication from. Are you defending being a virgin past 20 years old? Because that's a pretty good sign that you have either some major character defects or that you're just butt fucking ugly.

22 year old virgin here (typed 21 then realized I am almost 23....). I have no car which I would blame for part of why I am a virgin but I think most of it is just a few bad experiences mixed with laziness. I'm about to go back to my old shitty job and there's a 17 year old girl there I am in charge of who I want to fuck. It's legal in my state but I don't know if I should. What do you guys think? She added me on SnapChat a few weeks ago. Never sent me anything though. I'm a weird faggot who doesn't understand social media ettiquette so I don't know if this is a good sign...

I've been on one date in my life with a fat girl, I can greentext it if you want, it was pretty much the worst date of all time.

>>730516027
Greentext it dude, I'm interested

>>730515428
Work on whats holding your back. and lets be honest, its many things.

>Work out 3 days a week.
Makes you more comfortable with yourself + look better.
>Do no fap, or atleast cut down on wanking
Insane motivational boost in all aspects of life
>Do some pua challange of going out to talk to people for 1 hour every day.
Increases sosial skills + if you meet a lot of chicks, some might like you back

>>730516502
I have it pretyped from another time I told it

> about a year ago (about two years now)
> jewish stoner friend texts me "anon I got you laid"
> some fat chick on tinder he doesn't want to fuck
> gives me her contact info
> we start texting
> my friend says she's basically DTF and wants to be friends with benefits
> she's kinda fat but a wicked cute face so I accept
> start texting her, she says things have changed and she wants a boyfriend
> she's sick of "meatheads" trying to use her for sex
> whatever, my friend tells me it's just her thing, she's still pretty much DTF
> I tell her I wouldn't treat her like that
> she sends me a smiley then asks if we are doing a movie or dinner
> we end up going to a drive-in theater
> she drives an hour to come pick me up
> i lie to my parents and tell them I'm going to a movie with my jewish stoner friend, because IDK how to explain a date to them
> she picks me up
> kinda fat but okay
> she drives a jeep
> make awkward small talk about jeep
> she gets lost
> conversation becomes awkward
> one word / one sentence answers
> wtf.jpg

>>730516027
Greentext now

> get to movie, i pay 25 bucks to get in
> she drove so I figured why not
> inside she orders food
> date is going badly so I lock myself in the bathroom and call my friend
> he says to keep at it
> apparently this girl texted my friend in the middle of the date to tell him it was the worst date she'd ever been on
> we watch most of inside out (good movie btw, for a kids movie)
> near the end i decide fuck it and try to put my arm around her
> she shrugs it off
> we drive home in basically silence
> on the way home i mumble about a bike in the shoulder and she gets pissed cause she thought I said "turn here"
> have her drop me off halfway down the road
> walk home angry, take a piss in front of my house at 10 o clock at night
> storm inside, learn that apparently she thought my deoderant smelled weird and apparently I wore shorts on a date (it was the middle of summer)
> she is mad she wasted a "quarter tank of gas" (nowhere near the 35 bucks I lost) so I get hella steamed and want to kill her
> I'd still love to rape that faggot bitch with a crowbar, fucking entitled spoiled princess cunt
> she messages my friend for the next 3 weeks trying to get him to come fuck her
> he deletes her and life resumes as normal

>>730515690
are you retarded? I made valid points and all you came up with is "its shit xDDD" without even explaining why...

Since when is it not ok to not have sex in your 20's? A lot of people lose their virginity below 18 and then never have sex for years, how does that make you any better?
Is it better to pay for a hooker and 'get it over with'? whats the point of that. If you don't know how to get women to have sex with you then you shouldn't have it, at least you'll be respectable that way unlike paying for it just to impress your friends or whatever.

An expert I see, sure it has to be either one or the other right? my story is different and I could easily have sex if I were still in the position/place to do that. I'm not gonna bother greentexting for you because you're clearly close minded and assume everything is the way YOU think it is, without even considering out of the box circumstances.

I'm not defending anything, if I looked at someone I wouldn't know if they had sex or not, so if they tell me why should it matter? hows my opinion of them gonna change? I speak from experience and I know people well in their 20's that never had sex and I couldn't care less, so if at least one person in the world doesn't care then why should you care about those that do?
what a waste of time it was writing all this down for someone like you, like you'd even understand kek

>>730513479
Think I met her online

>>730516956
wow shit

>>730517727
That bad?

For more memes like this and some porn ;)
https://discord.gg/eEtVkwj

>>730512373
You probably have warts and herpes on the head of your dick from having sex that one and only time.

>>730517142
I did explain, if you've never had sex then you've definitely never been in an intimate relationship. You're not a properly developed adult dude, that's probably why you're so damn sensitive. I was probably right about you being a socially retarded or ugly as well, that explains you getting all emotional.

>>730517142

Not the same guy, by the way i see it its not about what your friends think, rather what you think yourself.

Truth is, most people like girls and thus want a girlfriend/physical company with girls.

When you say
>Don't worry man, I'm 22 soon and never had sex, probably won't for years to come as I'm stuck here with no money and no purpose haha

You come off as someone who wish you had girls, but don't think you are good enough, Which is a completely canserous mindset. The truth is that the majority are able to get a qt girlfriend with some effort, they just choose not to.

>>730519047
Yeah you're an idiot. I pretty much never wear condoms (they suck) and I've been around quite a bit, never caught an STD. I'm not the guy you responded to, just thought I'd point out your stupidity.

More bad date stories plz

>>730519114
>you've never had sex then you've definitely never been in an intimate relationship. You're not a properly developed adult dude, that's probably why you're so damn sensitive. I

Explain this in more detail, please. I am interested... sometimes I wonder which of my problems caused my virginity and which of my problems are the result of it.

>>730519114
>intimate relationship
Sounds pretty gay to me. Just say "never fucked."

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>>730512035
The only thing that makes one a loser is how much money they make or lack thereof

I went out with this guy one time. We decided to go to a party so I bought a quarter of dro. It goes missing half way through the party. I figure I lost it bc I was high and drunk. I end up having sex with this guy, On the first date he calls me mommy during sex. I found out later that he stole my dro. Fuck you pizza face 4chan fuck boys

>>730519921
what the fuck is dro?

>>730519992
Good weed, better than mids/shakey weed aka brown dirt weed

>>730519921
You sound like a degenerate roastie whore, and I usually do not use any of those words to describe a woman.

>>730519788
Fucking is different than a relationship, trust me when I said living with someone you love really develops you as a person. You learn to be much more patient and understanding, it's just a more fulfilling way to live. You gotta picky though, I've lived with 3 different girls and the first two times it was pretty awful. Girls can be real fucking passive aggressive.

>>730519921
please show t-th t-titties?

>>730516956
Jesus Christ dude, why are you so angry about one failed date?

>>730512614
you're disgunsting

>>730520501
Because it sums up the kind of women who are in my league. They are mostly fat, and go all "well if you can't handle this you aren't a REAL man" about it. She got mad at me for the fact she lost a quarter tank of gas when I spent 25 bucks and I know for a fact her Jeep does not hold more than 32 gallons of gas so she did not come out behind in any way. Actually, sorry, 35 bucks when you include food. And, just for being salty about spending the money, I am once again not a real man, because I should be able to chuck away money like there's no tomorrow. Because I'm the man and it's my job to pamper her beautiful princess ass. Then she makes zero effort to have a conversation with me, proceeds to be boring as hell, then blames me for her lack of personality. Again, it is my job. So it's my job to (1) pay, (2) entertain her, and (3) know everything she wants.

Oh and the worst part was, halfway through the date she went in the back seat and she had put the back seats down, there was a blanket laid out back there, like actually laid out, as in she expected us to fuck. She just rolled it up and threw it in the back, then got her drink or whatever the fuck it was she wanted.

>>730520501
In short it angers me because I realized just about all women are like that, at least the ones who would be attracted to a loser like me. And in a few years, they will be single mothers with a few kids wanting me to MAN UP and STEP UP TO THE PLATE TO FINISH ANOTHER MAN'S MEAL.

Certainly wasn't the only thing that made me gave up on women, but it was the straw that broke the camel's back. I wasn't emotionally invested in her in any way but I realized that was what was in store for me unless I really improved myself, and I realized I didn't care enough about dating to make those changes.

>>730520345
There isn't much more to relationship than sex, no matter how much people may say otherwise. All "intimate relationships" are no more than having sex; and the topic of this thread is sex and virginity.

>>730520988
Sounds like you creeped her out way back in the beginning

>>730513993
Jesus imagine if every fat ugly neckbeard virgin got Tesla powers. We would be living on Mars and teleporting to Neptune.

>>730521173
I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. My relationship with my gf is based on far more than just sex, we have a real mutual respect for each other and we enjoy doing things we each other, going to the beach, going hiking, playing Destiny, etc etc. Honestly we only fuck about once a week and that kinda sucks but I'm willing to overlook it because she makes me happy in a lot of other ways.

>>730521272
Of the date? I think so. Before the date? She liked me, she'd even seen a pic of me and thought we were good to go. it was a bad pic, too, and I am not that attractive.

Probably where I fucked up was wearing shorts (not cargo shorts, normal shorts) on the date because it was extremely hot out and I didn't want to sweat all over her (it didn't help, I still sweated despite being 2 BMI points above anorexic) and probably smelled weird which probably fucked it up. But if so, that would have happened at the beginning. Why not just call it off there? Why not just change her mind right there? God fucking damn, she just wanted a free movie at that point. At least Inside Out was pretty good.

>>730512035
sorry OP but I'm gonna try to hijack your thread
I'm 19, kissless and still a virgin, mostly because I don't know the basics on how to move from talking/flirting with a grill on a party to actually making out with her.
any advice? what do you guys usually do to close the deal at parties?

>>730521599
>going to the beach, going hiking, playing Destiny, etc etc
If sex wasn't involved in all of these activities, then why couldn't you do these things with a man, instead?

>>730521804
It was probably awkward for her too.
Truthfully when you're on a date with a guy you know he has the potential to change for the worst and if he does he ultimately has the upper-hand in physical strength and aggression

>>730516956
>> she messages my friend for the next 3 weeks trying to get him to come fuck her
what does she see in him?

>>730514850
No it's absolutely not weird. You have time until you die with that. Don't feel forced by the other ones. It will happen and after you had it 1st time you won't think about it later. It just doesn't matter.

>>730522155
You remember that part in 1984 near the end where OBrien says he could wrap his thumb and index finger around Winston's bicep and almost touch? I can do about 2/3rds of the way.

But otherwise yeah I see your point.

>>730522300
He's about the same level of attractiveness as me except with ten times the confidence and charm. He also actively pursues women, unlike me. However he didn't want the fat girl, so i got to have her. That sounds bad but I am actually grateful to him for trying to help me, despite the fact it went badly.

>>730522096
That's the thing, she's my best friend that I sometimes have sex with and cuddle up with. We push each other to always better and can provide one another with an emotional support you can't get from someone you're not "with." Knowing that you're good enough for someone to want to spend their life with is a pretty big boost to your self esteem.

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Believe my friend, believe.

>>730522435
Post a pic of yourself

>>730512373
lol idiot. More for me then.

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Losing your virginity pro tip:

Stick a light bulb in your ass and cock in a light sock. Switch light on.

Must be live streamed or you're still a virgin faggot.

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>>730522044
Anon get out, socialize, have fun, relax and you will find a girl.

Don't let fear run your life.

>>730522849
Aw you're a babe <3
You'll find someone you have time

>>730512035
>im 25
>should i kill myself?
grow the fuck up, you're the cause of your problems so fix them.

>>730522469
Then why do you place so much emphasis on sex? I think people, such as myself, are getting the wrong idea; or maybe were not, and this is mainly about sex for most people. Maybe not for you, but for most.

>>730512035
Be a wizard, harry

>>730522921
man I already go out a lot, and I have tons of friends, I've even had girls fall for me, but I just have terrible timing when it comes to girls... usually when I spend a lot of time with a girl at a party or something I just don't know where to go from then on

If being a virgin is bother you, go out spend time to yourself make friends or something and if society treat you like a freak.... fuck the society. Society is Hippocrates, sometime you gonna be selfish and fuck society to know who is the bich here.

>>730512035
I think this is super hot, why not find other hot defective catholic girls like me?

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>>730512035
I was a virgin until I was 26. Now I'm engaged and turning 30 in a few months. Former neet who suckled unemployment benefits then survived on eBay for a while. There is hope for you. I thought I'd always be a recluse.

>>730512375
Don't hate yourself I'm super jealous of your purity

I'm 24 myself, and I'm technically still a virgin.

I've made out with a few girls, sucked a girl's tits, finger-banged two girls, even ate one girl's pussy and got my dick sucked...

...but no one will fuck me. I don't know why.

>>730519628

I got one:

>be me, 20
>cute girl flirting with me at work, ask her on date
>First date good: movie, hand-holding, shit like that
>Second date we make out a lot
>stops talking to me for a week, don't know why
>really liked her, she was funny, smart, etc.,
>finally talks to me, turns out we're cousins
>she explains to me how (her paternal great aunt married my step-grandfather's brother)
> "...well, I mean...that's like, twice-removed 4th cousins or some shit. Does it really matter?"
>she freaks out, "OF COURSE IT MATTERS! YOU'RE DISGUSTING!"
>never talk again.

It took TWO MARRIAGES to make us SOMEWHAT related. Geez. I didn't think it was a deal-breaker.

>>730523608
Are you saying that you basically married the first and only girl that you fucked?

>>730523713
>ate pussy
>didn't fuck

Wow. You got played, son, You beta little faggot.

>>730513443
Great advice

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>>730523748
Yeah, well purposed to. If it makes you feel any better I was her first as well.

>>730523840

I did, indeed.

She sucked my dick though, so that was cool.

>>730524025
Well, don't you think that before you make a commitment like that (marriage) you should at least play the field, see what's out there?

I think that you are settling. Never settle /b/ro.

>>730523214
Sex is an important part of a relationship, don't get me wrong. But it's not the only or even the most important part. That being said, if you're still a virgin at 20 years old you're probably doing something wrong.

I'm 24
I tried Tinder for one month when I was 22
in that time I matched with a ton of extremely ugly girls who I didn't want to meet, a few that flaked on me, and one I actually met that turned out to be a myspace angle master, ending with me noping the fuck out of there

the matches I got were almost entirely hamplanets/negresses with kids (LATE TEENS TO EARLY TWENTIES) who worked as fucking cashiers
then I gave up
I would rather stay a virgin forever, if this is the best I'm ever gonna get

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>>730525634
How attractive would you say you are? I feel like I'm in the same position as you, anon. All the girls that have ever hit on me/asked me out (except for one but I met her in an event and I've never seen her again) are unattractive. It seems like I'm never going to find a girl that I like that also likes me back.

>>730526955
ruollos

>>730527986
6'1, 185 lbs., white, brown hair/eyes
excercise three times a week so fit
not bald, dress well

beyond that description I can't say
unattractive people telling me I'm attractive means fuck all

>>730512035
No, but you need to get laid pretty soon, bro.

>>730524627
>That being said, if you're still a virgin at 20 years old you're probably doing something wrong.

Probably, but so is everyone, no one is perfect, neither are you with your awesome relationship. Its cool that you have such a great relationship, but don't devalue my entire existence just because I've never had sex, sure it would be nice, but its not THAT important.

I'll die happy enough just knowing I enjoyed life and helped out my fellow man, sex/gf would be nothing more than a bonus.

>>730512035
>virgin

The thing about sex is that it would be great if it was half as interesting as you think it will be before you have it. You know what I mean?

Romance is nice, but sex ruins it, ratchets up the pressure in a relationship. That's why sex used to be confined to marriage, really not a bad idea. Wild fucking is fun on its own, but it wrecks a romance.

>>730528473
Well fuck, I'm 6 feet tall, 165 lbs. I walk for an hour five times a week. I'm a mexifag, but a lot of people mistake me as white probably because I look a lot like Michael cera but with dark hair. I'd say I'm 6/10, but yeah unattractive people telling you you're cute means shit.

>>730512035

don't believe what the media tells you

>>730520988
Why are girls so fucking cruel? God dammit. I WISH TO BE GAY!

>>730529647
Well, how can he get past all the hype? Can he actually manage to score with a decently hot chick? Is there any hope or is he just lost and done for?

>>730529137
Who said your existence is invalid? I said your not a fully developed adult, not that you should kill yourself. Stop being so damn sensitive

>>730530279
>I said your not a fully developed adult, not that you should kill yourself. Stop being so damn sensitive

I don't think I need sex or a relationship to become what I need to be, I think you place too much importance on sex and gfs. I see plenty of immature idiots who manage to get into relationships, I don't see what good it does for them other than self gratification.

>>730530706
And you've apparently never experienced that, one of the key experiences of being an adult. But hey, you do you, man. At the end of the day I guess what's important is you being happy with yourself. If you can honestly say that you are, then who cares what anyone else thinks?

Off subject, is anyone else having problems with the captchas?

>>730531538
>And you've apparently never experienced that, one of the key experiences of being an adult.

Children and teens have relationships too.

I'm just trying to figure out what is the gap that relationships fill that makes it so you can't be a fully developed adult without it. I feel like any trait you could attribute to having been in a relationship could be gained without one. Like you mentioned patience earlier, certainly there are patient mature virgins out in the world.

I'm 25. Still haven't done it. I don't really give a shit anymore.