State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start: >Chef

is this a meme

>>730501283
Are you head chef or sous chef?

Programer of Java
80k year
22

>>730501283
LOL

>>730501470
Programer
Kek

>Video Editor at Local tv station
>$19.50/hour
>26

I live in Eastern Europe : (

>>730501544
kekked too

>>730501470
with 80k you have to be a realy bad "programmer" lol

>>730501283
>"fixer"
>depends on job typically $50 to $100 per hour or one time fees
>18

>>730502001
That's not much for a handjob artist

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Railway engineer, 30, 85,000, pic unrelated

>>730501283
60
Retiree

admin
$10.50 / hour

24

>>730501283
Service tech at discount tire.
11.50/hr+50% off tires, free labor.
23

>>730501283
BE a chef in AZ. Min wage is $10

>Software Engineer - eBay
>96k annual
>27

>>730501283
Escort
$250 per hour
23

Veterinarian
$100k
28

>>730501283
Smokejumper

40k

27

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Insurance sales agent for company
18hr base
Hate my life

>>730501283
Why do you always start this thread you stupid frogman Wendy's boy

>>730501283

>Crew Member @ Del Taco
>$10.50 per hour + 50% off discount for food
>22

divorce attorney

90k to 150k a year

29

>>730502460
too bad you're a whore tho, huh?

Mechanical Insulator *not in wall stuff
made 40k last year

>>730501283

>Black
>Whateva I cans steal/per hour
>43

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>>730501283

>>730501416
kek

CNC machinist
$40k a year
24

>Clean-up/production at a meat store (LFM for those in northern wisconsin)
>$8.25/hr
>free meat+discounted drinks+the place is so fucking laid back (kinda like having a sub teacher who doesn't give a shit)

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>>730502924
>Asian
>I make you fry rice!
>120k profit!
>invest portfolio; make more profit!
>we big sale restaurant!

>>730503050
nice! how much you pay for school? How long did it take you to learn. Tirefag here.

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>>730501283
This again? Fine I'll bite...

Navy Pilot
$87,000 / year
29
Pic related

>>730503176
Paid just about 6k. Community college. Scholarships as fuck. Took about 2 years of on the job to actually get a handle on what I was doing. Now doing automotive and sump machining work. Pretty good job.

bagger at publix
9.75 per hour
20

>>730501283
37 and a chef at Wendy's... Somewhere along the line you fucked up.

Cook at Red Robin
11 per hour
29

I want to die...

12.50$ a hour plus benefits, donut fryer/baker, 28

HVAC Tech
$25/hr
21yrs old

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> Supervisor in a resource sector.
> $60k salary plus bonus
> mid 30's

Spend half my day trolling the internet from my desk, and the other half walking around with a clipboard looking busy.

>>730502460
Sometimes I wish a vagina were my only qualification

>>730501283
academy sfs guy

9$ hour

>>730503321
You ever think that if god wanted man to fly he would have given us wings?

>>730504051
Good for you, anon, and no sarcasm here

>>730502460
you know you do it for the sex. you are pathetic. just use tinder or some other hookup app to find fuck buddies. and if you need money get a respectable job too you fucking loser.

>>730503321
dat new Arma3 mod looks great

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>>730503452
tyb publix

Ex technician residential install for an ISP
Used to be 1400 eur/month
27

Now unemployed. 0 / month.

>>730504051
Living the dream

Also wtf is a resource sector

https://soundcloud.com/s_i_g_i_l/catastrophe?in=s_i_g_i_l/sets/free-me-from-myself

producing for friends across the net

https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210

tell me i'm trash; this is my therapy for opiate addiction

> Radiation Protection Technician
> $45 an hour, on track to make ~$120k this year
> 25 years old

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>>730504385
Thanks /b/ro.
It's unsatisfying yet comfortable.
Could make three times that if I took some of the company training options and went into health and safety.
The workload and expectations go through the roof though.
I've seen three guys burn out in three years here.

i do chores at homes and take out the dog

my parents give me about 10 bucks a day

26

>>730501470
Im from spain its a very good job here

Rx technician
$10/day
25

>pub cook
>$9.00/hr
>25

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> fullblown N.E.E.T.
> whatever I want per hour cuz multimillionaire father
> club 27

>>730504361
Nah. It's too much fun for us to not do it.

>>730501283
competitive vaper
$75 a day

IB Analyst on Wall Street (bulge bracket)
80-90k + bonus (150k)
22

Kek

guys help me out i don't know what to work

i am finishing a CS degree right now, but don't want to work a boring office job, give me some advice on something outdoor and adventurous

>>730502460
what kind of fag pays someone $250/hr for fucking?

>>730501283
i sorta sell air conditioning

$80k/year

>>730505132

youre 26 and teach art at a university ? you mean like a porfessor or what ?

>>730501389
does this topic appears every fucking day now?

>>730505303
A nasty af fag who cannot get it any other way.

videogame designer for a casual game
16k/year
26 y/o
Eastern Europe

>>730505274
We know literally nothing about you.
This request is superbly moronic.
Start by checking out the art of charm podcast.
Do not look for inspiration or passion. Find yourself a mentor that does something you are somewhat interested in and develop a passion for whatever he or she does. Start learning skills and eventually there will be a job that fits what you desire.

>>730501283
Welder
15/hr
26

>>730501283
Student
Roughly 20k a year boosting in lol
19

>>730505303
That's below normal price. And I would.

>>730505416
Not a professor. We teach drawing aimed at Video game making students and I have an area of expertise within that field of drawing and video games. It's more important to understand what they want to draw for rather than having the correct paper.

>>730503321
Very cool.

You guys are missing out on 4ch history

>>730499321

Actual chef. Soux Chef.

60k a year

20

>>730501283

"Chef"

That's a pretty classy way to say that you flip burgers for a 'living'.

> student, nearly finished my studies
> works a part time job at mcdo's (surprising eh)
> ~20$/h
> just hit 24 yo

Physics Teacher
Roughly 30$/hour
25

Pepperidge Farm vendor
30k-40k
24

Systems Admin
45k / yr (Government)
31

Looking for reasons not to kill myself daily

Paramedic
100k
31

>>730505655
wow that's a fucked up thread

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>be me,19
>lazy as fuck
>no job
>govt sends me $ every month

thanks tax payers!

Tombstone maker
15 an hour
23

Computer security, 170k, 27

>>730505730
>actual chef
>can't spell sous chef correctly

>>730501283
>Client Executive at Sonic
>$3.18 per hour + tips
>41

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>>730501283

>Any job I want
>$300k/year(just started)
>23

>>730501283
Can you say Joy Lane?

what is in that nasty looking burger?

>>730506132
bruh i just finished 15 hour shit and off my tits kys

>>730506202

?

>>730502000
>Realy

>>730501283
You're always a chef of wendys.

>>730501283
Department associate at Kohls
~$9.10/hr
18

>>730506652
No really

>Electronic Sales Associate
>$10 Hour
>24

Supplemented by buying and reselling clearance items whenever something moderately valuable gets slashed to push stock out.

Car sales
250k
20

>>730501283
Civil Engineer
£47k +£12k/year pension + 2 company vehicles + world travel 16 weeks/year.
31

>>730507120

Forgot, this is at walmart.

>>730502246
POST MOAR

>>730505274
>doesn't want boring office job
>picks CS
Wew lad

>food runner (i bring out the food) at a high end restaurant
>when i was training it was $12 something/hour now i make $7 something per hour plus tips. 73% of tip goes to server rest is split between food runner and bussers. on a saturday night i can make $20+ per hour
>18 yo

Production Supervisor
Salary of 72 thousand
23 years old

>>730501283
>Self-Employed Programmer
>Varies
>30

41/Fitness club owner/100-170k

Pussy galore being thrown my way, but can't do anything with it, because wife is co-owner. SAD

Why is this thread always started by a 30 something year old who works at Wendy's and is a chef making somewhere between 7.50 and 8.90 an hour??????

Reparing concrete/Demolition jobs

44$/hour 20y sweden.

>>730501283
I do shit online and make 1,000 a week. Sometimes less sometimes more.

>>730504415
Someone can't get a tinder girl lol you're weak

>>730507578
Oh and 25

>>730501283
You can't call yourself a "chef" if you woke at a fast food place

>>730507520
mid life crisis

>>730507520
It's a popular career

system engineer
$97k/yr
34

>>730501283
-Uni student, Uber driver, youtube "partner", night class teacher
-400 bucks a week/50~70 bucks per video(one of my video got 10 million youtube views and I made like 5 grand until the jews in jewtube declared that the vid is ineligible for further payment, citing copyright and fair use issues)/ 30 bucks an hour
24

>>730507443
Where at?

>>730507578
Just dropped 900 on monitors and my money for the week is gone :(

apple engineer
168k
25 years old

Energy services at an electric utility (I handle energy efficiency rebates)/59k salary + great benefits/32 years old

23 47,000 euro per year 40 hours per week

>>730501283
>Military Physician
>148000k/yr full benefits
>28

>>730505841
Kinematic formula for Angular displacement, now. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>730507831
That sounds like a job that doesn't need to exist

>>730507720
Link the vídeo or you are lying.

>>730503321
That's impressive.

>>730507741
A door hardware/security company.

>>730507918
Nah it's legit. Building new power plants is expensive as fuck and politically difficult, so it's cheaper for the power supplier to pay people to use less electricity. So if someone replaces a furnace with a heat pump we give em $1000

>>730505436
You are being seriously underpaid anon

Everybody on /b/ makes over 100k a year, but can't get no pussy or find happiness? Fucks wrong wit ya'll niggas?

Airline pilot

£38k

21

carpenter. 28. 15/hour

>>730508017
Kek not happening

I give you a hint tho. It's about best goals in 2016

>>730508141
Maybe people who post in this thread aren't the same people making all those feel threads?

>>730501283
I work at my bros pizza shop. 14.50 hour, free pizza and all the beer you can drink.

Nhs uk - Earned 45k last year, working 50 hour week

Engineer specializing in fracture mechanics/help develop screens for your faggot iPhone/ $130k

>>730507507
Dont fuck up and cheat. You have a good thing going.

>>730507911
q=mc∆t

>>730508264
Go fuck urself you fucking kiddo. Stop

>>730508133
1st job after university + eastern europe salary, but well yeah, after getting some circa 3 year experience, Im gonna switch for something abroad for more money. Got any personal experience in videogame industry?

>>730508442
I got pissed and threw my cheap tablet against the wall last week. It had like 200 fractures on the screen. How much more would it have cost to get one that didnt splinter

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>>730501283
Senior Security Engineer

Job1:
125k
15% Bonus
4% 401k match + 3% gift
10k Signing
100% wfh

Job2:
125k
10% Bonus
6% match plus 1-3% gift
4 days a week wfh, 1 day in the office but only for half day

Haven't been doing it for long.
How long can I make this work? No idea.

>>730507507
the 24 hour gym on route 44?

>>730508315
>
sounds like a deal to me. How did he start up the place?

>>730507837
can you speak english or are your teeth in the way?

>>730503321
That is the heads up display of a Boeing 737-700 NG so tell me since when does the army use civil Boeings?

>>730509020
meant 737-800 NG

>>730508725
forgot. I'm 41

>>730501283
Bouncer. $18/hour CDN (around $15 in wallbux), + free whiskey sometimes because my boss is cool. 26.

>>730509399
>wallbux
kek

Manage a warehouse
About 50k a year
24

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>>730501283
>I install automatic doors
>90k to 100k yearly
>23

>Junior software support
>18.50hr + 200 every few weeks + overtime pay ($27hr)
>21

Mostly legacy stuff, but it's pretty simple. I also usually have 3-5 hours of overtime a week which is neat.

>>730501283
>English "teacher" in Asia
>$20/h, free healthy lunch every day, essentially get paid to play games with kids 2-3h a day, spend the other 3-4h at my desk surfing the net or sleeping
>30
Company keeps asking me if I want to work towards management, but I dont think the extra pay would be worth having to, well, actually do stuff.

>Supervisor, shitty retail giant
>£7.85/hr
>21

>>730504629
Oil, Mineral, Gas, Lumber, etc.

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18
Cashier/Baker
$9/hr

pic related

>>730508696
They are all going to shatter if you put enough force behind it. We have looked extensively at drop angles though, and believe we have found a way to make them shatter resistant

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20
Unemployed
$0/hr

>>730501283
IT technician
$25/hr
28

>>730508807
Lol, no

>>730510230
Samsies.

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>>730501283
>State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start:

Seems like 4 times a day, every day, OP runs this stupid thread.

Don't you ever get bored?

>>730510230
>>730510313
samefag

>>730509020
Navy, bruh. P-8A Poseidon

>>730509020
Civil 737NGs don't have that red "Press to Dispense" button on the glareshield that's for flares.

>>730510234
lol ok just checking

>>730510037
Neato

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>>730505730
>soux chef
Using ever part of the buffalo, anon?

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>>730510788

+
>videographer/editor at ad agency
>54k a year
>26

>>730510563
>P-8A Poseidon
>>730503321
>>730509020
>>730509128
The P-8A Poseidon is made by Boeing based on it's 737-800 design

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>>730510788

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>>730501283
Oh.......

>>730501283
>you're
your
>chef
Kill yourself.

>>730502000

80k is not bad for anything. even in silicon valley you're looking at 100-120k average for "average" programmers... if you're outside California that amount is very comfortable. Not sure what your illiterate ass is getting at. Your run of the mill programmer does not make 300k a year

>>730501283
Distribution
$15/hr
Once I upgrade and get my CDL I will be at $20 so not too bad.
>On mobile, fuck greentext

>>730502470

with how competitive veterinary schools are that seems low... pharmacists make more and we all know a pharmd isn't even a real doctorate

>>730501283
>no job
>no salary
>18

also virgin and fat.

In the end I can't escape the stereotypical fat nerdy virgin, I laughed so many times at that stereotype when I was younger...

>>730501544
All the keks!

Parts manager at a tractor dealership
$15 an hour plus benefits
20

>>730504051
>60k
>dont do anything
>mid 30s

seems par for the course

>>730511261
Karma's a beach fatty
>I don't even feel bad

>>730503930
sheeet, is that real?

Also:
$20 Operations analyst at a major bank
25 years old

>>730501283
Machine operator

23.50 hour

8 to 12 hours overtime per check guaranteed

>>730501283
>unemployed student (just got hired at a bar tho)
>probably gonna be 5.05$+ tips + easy sex + free food
>21

>>730505831
>$20/hr
>mcdonalds

convert it out of aussie bucks we're using usd here

Marketing Intern
$20/hr
22, still in school

>>730501283
>Signals Intern for a Defense Contractor
>$65k/yr
Bastards are paying me the undergrad rate even though I'm doing my masters degree concurrently.

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>>730501283
Also a chef. $80 million a year. Perhaps you should speak with my people.

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Mines rescue officer, salaried at $85K, but will break $100K with overtime.

I love my job.

>>730506083
Intresting how'd you land with that job?

>>730502661
lol I was wondering that too, pretty sure he started the "ask a chef at wendys thread" the other day too

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>Cashier at Whole Foods
>$11.50/hr
>24

Best job I've ever had so far. Super easy, menial work. Talk to people all day. Have zero responsibility and the company treats its employees very well

10/10 would work at again

>>730507851
>physician
>28

so lets say you graduated hs at 18, college at 24, and then med school at 28... wait you're still missing residency. I don't believe they pay GMOs that much (more like 80-100k IIRC) so you're pretty much full of shit

>Security guard
>Something like 18 dollars an hour plus extra for weekends/nights
>32

I love this shit, wouldn't trade it for anything. All the pussy with ma uniform.

>>730511613
He speaks the truth. I was a fitter and turner, $44 per hour by 24 years of age.

Pilot
100k per year + other benefits
Free housing ,car and health care
25
Middle east

>>730501283
>Desktop Computer Support (the boots on the ground)
>37,000/year with overtime
>25

>>730512134
I've watched so many airplane crash documentaries but I don't know anything about planes. How hard is it to fly a passenger aircraft and not fuck up? Do you think you'll ever crash?

>>730501283
>Orthopaedic Surgeon- Foot/Ankle, Hand, Joint Reconstruction specialties.
>Just over 422k last year
>56

Electrician, 65-70k, 27 years old

>>730501283
>customer service bank
>25$/h + bonus depending on sales
>21

UPS part-time supervisor
$20.15 per hour + 3/4 benefits
39

>>730512288

y u on 4chan tho

go take a vacation or something. or if you're really an orthopod you'd be at the gym

Ethical Hacker
60k year + Car fuel pass en 30.000km a year

>>730505274
wat
protip: don't worry about a job you will love. That's bullshit snowflake fantasy. Just get a job you can tolerate that pays decent.

What you love to do is what weekends and paid vacations are for.

If you spend your life waiting for that job you love what I suspect you'll end up doing is waiting tables somewhere.

>>730501283
>Real estate
>%6 total of a sold house/ about 10k-30k depending on the price
>26

>>730512387
>Ethical Hacker
Fucking kill yourself. That's not a job. It's a fucking industry meme.

What do you actually do?

>>730503321

nice....

AEAN here, i wouldn't trust any of the shit we "fix"

good luck :^)

Service manager for pest control
47500 yr
27

>>730512478
6%?

In the US? What state? I'd never hire a real estate agent who took 6%. 3% max to sellers and 3% to buyers is the standard

>>730512544
I don't lol.

>>730508264
So basically it's not content you created? you just stole footage from real professionals, put it in a video editor and call it a day?

>FC3 in us navy
>Not a lot
>22

>>730512151
So geek squad

>>730511295
Do you like living in a rural area? Ive lived urban and rural and not sure which is better

Grammy Winning Producer
~60 million
27

>>730501283
>spelling matches job

Electrical Engineering Intern
85000 per year
21

>>730508571
>>>>angular displacement
>>>>>>>posts specific heat formula
lol'd

>>730512684
>So geek squad
I don't think they pay people that much. He's probably working for a corp as internal help desk

Oil Change Technician
$8.00+commission
23

Kill me

>>730512134
So I hear the pay is amazing in the Middle East airlines. I wish I didn't dislike the heat so much, otherwise I'd honestly consider it.

>>730505741
Finally someone takes the bait.
hello newfriend.

>>730512703
okay..., sure.

Software Test Engineer, 85k, 29

>>730512492
He's probably an NSAfag

>>730501283
Wendy's gives employees a 10% discount. if you get free then you are stealing or eating fries when you should be serving them. Also 8.75 is shit when you can make 14 as and opener for MCdonalds.

>>730512620
The highest ive ever got was 6% but usually around 3-4% lately 5 because of how good ive been doing

>>730512368
I honestly thought this was my calling for the longest time. Fifteen years in and I can pretty much tell you every day is a carbon copy of itself. I've consistently been getting Old people wanting hip replacements, which I'm fine with; the money is in those procedures. It's just that I haven't really had a new "exciting" case since residency. Working in trauma was much more thrilling than PP.

Not conventionally employed
Circa £70k Nett.
47

>>730512968
>He's probably an NSAfag
he used "km" instead of miles. He's a dirty foreigner

>>730512492
Break stuff for money

>SysAdmin
>110K
>23

>>730508725
nigga that laptop is all up in the sand and water and shit

>>730512492
Ethical Hacker isn't a job, it's a certification - a lowly rated one at that.

Do you mean penetration tester?

>>730501283
>Sales associate at zumiez
>$10.15
>18

>>730502661
>new fag detected

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I am 'disneybro'.
Everyone already knows what I do, how much I make, and how old I am.
If you don't...., welcome newfriend.
>Pic related.

>>730512771
>yeah right

>>730513008
>The highest ive ever got was 6% but usually around 3-4% lately 5 because of how good ive been doing
I smell bullshit. You don't get MORE the better you do. Your fee is negotiated as part of the sale. If you act as the sole broker in a transaction you MIGHT get 4-6% but that's unusual.

>>730513088
>Break stuff for money
So a pen tester. I thought so.

>>730513160
>nigga that laptop is all up in the sand and water and shit
But he's so happy. Prob belongs to work.

>>730513221
>Ethical Hacker isn't a job, it's a certification - a lowly rated one at that.
>
>Do you mean penetration tester?
You are responding to the wrong person and he just confirmed that.

>>730501283
>Flow Member at Target
>$11.24 per hour + humility
>25

>>730505730
Ha... what an idiot. Actual autist more like.

>>730501283
Firefighter
$14.50
21

Feel free to ask questions

>>730512703
Musicians don't make that much and producers definitely don't

>>730506070

kys

Warehouse at a factory.
15.22/hr + lots of available overtime (some mandatory)= 35k last year before quarterly and yearly bonuses (which is fine for one earner in the Midwest).

37 yrs old. Don't need any education (wasted associates degree, oh well), hell don't even need a driver licence to operate the fork-truck. Retards off the street get 11 bucks an hour as temps, get hired on at 13 after just 3 months, yearly raises and good insurance. Don't understand why people actually settle for food service.

>>730512970
That salary for opening is only in certain markets. In the Midwest its more like 10.75.

>>730507625
Hello new friend

>>730513221
Certified ethical hacker is a certification.
Ethical hacker is a description, same as penetration tester...

>>730513539
no

>>730513317
That's true, but tbh idc that you smell bullshit. Ik what i get

>>730512771
No intern makes this much. You can look this shit up on glassdoor.

There's no such thing as "Chef at Wendy's"

>>730501283
>Biochemistry Student
>Intern at a medical research institute.
>*Unpaid Intern* $0.00 per hour
>23

I deliver the coupon book in my neighborhood.
$10 a week paid bi-weekly

>>730510317
Hello new friend.

>>730501283
>Work in a factory
>12 euros/hour
>Last year at the university
>27
>Spain

Life is a bitch, but could be worse.

>>730513639
Joke on you, you're probably limited at 1k a month at best. A big ol $12K/year. You rolling old gold

>>730513662
eh, 20 years ago I knew an accounting intern that was pulling in 40k equivalent. Adjusted for inflation its possible if the individual is valued highly enough.

>>730501283
Concrete worker / ranch hand (mostly cattle)
$13.50/hr
21