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You have 10 seconds to name a better fast food restaurant than

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You have 10 seconds to name a better fast food restaurant than FIVE GUYS.
>protip: you can't.
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>>730501147
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Dicks, Seattle best since 1954
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>>730501147

nations giant burgers
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>>730501865
Best girl.
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Whataburger
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Six Guys
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>>730501147
what would happen if I took longer than 10 seconds? Say I took 13.4 seconds to name a better burger joint
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>>730501147
>730501147

MY BBQ ! easy
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>>730501865
What's up with all the wendies memes lately?
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>>730502741
The absolute madman
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>>730501147
had five guys for the first time a couple years back, had just come to canada a buger and fris was like 15 bucks(not cheap) and was 5.5/10
but i was in america this weekdend and gave it another try, 9/10 burger and it was like 8 bucks for burger and fris, much cheaper well after the exchange it was alot for us canadians, anyways one of the best burgers iv had, would boycott canada five guys and would 100% recommend five guys usa
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Master race reporting in
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pro tip: 5 guys is pleb tier overpriced burger chain that could never replace In - N - Out as a staple burger chain in California. /wrist
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Chipotle, we only have like 1 here in northern minnesota but its a real treat when we do get to go
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>>730507495
>>730507515
This
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>>730502559
Yes, but that's only if you're a Seattle libcuck
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>>730501147
All of them, because this shitty spam has made me dislike five guys.
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>>730501147
Is this the cheapest marketing company Five Guys could find? Seriously, I've seen multiples of this exact thread for weeks. Whose dick in toaster retarded idea was it to skip targeted ads, bus advertising, billboards, and jump straight to a shitposting bot on 4chan? Is this just the new dumping ground for adbots? Or is this actually some faggoty ass advertising douche thinking "this will market to Five Guys target audience, a bunch of semi autistic cunts that are as likely to be good customers as they are to drill a glory hole into our bathroom stalls"? Seriously, fuck this thread every time it comes up and fuck Andy Sixx with the broad end of a rake.
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>>730507495
>>730507515
>>730507639
Yeah, but I would rather be a Seattle libcuck than a Commiefornian libcuck
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>>730507495
>>730507515

In - N - Out is shitty Commiefornia staple food for the liberal cuck. Their small, ordinary hamburgers and shit faggot soggy fries are subpar to even McDonald's
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Wendy's. 4 for 4 is OG
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5 Guys fucking sucks!

There I said it. Damn that feels good. Whew.
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>>730507495
Also wasn't that impressed with In n' Out when I was on the West Coast. Not sure what the big deal is. Maybe it's a form of isolation nostalgia. People love it because it's local and/or regional and they think they have something special?
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>>730501147
Fat fucker
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>>730510881
its just better than most other fast food burgers around
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Also, what's with the fucking foil wrapper? 14 bucks and you can't put a fucking proper wax papered and logo'd paper or sleeve. Amateur hour at that place.
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>>730511403
To be fair, what ELSE was out there? Other than the big name shit. I looked around but couldn't figure out what else there was besides in n' out. In TX there was Whataburger or Jack In The Box. I should have Tried Carl's Jr. Fuck man.
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What's up with these obvious advertising posts.
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>>730511730
That's Wendy's for sure. They're good. Leagues better than Five Guys.
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>>730511760
Diarrhea on a bun. Yeah i'll pass thanks.
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>>730511870
Advertisers think they're wicked smat and are going to avoid having to pay for advertising. So good for them that we're not receptive at all to this bullshit.

Hopefully a mod watches and permabans their IP :)
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>>730511870
I prefer these over the celeb shills, and the nigger dick/cuck threads, and the trap shit, and the WWYD garbage.
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>>730508836
>>730508856
>>730510881
Cuckservative detected. Kys pls.
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>>730501147
I work at five guys... And I can name a near unlimited amount of better places with higher quality product and lower prices. GG OP. We've slowly started adding more filler and have really shit products. Our managers don't care about the quality of the produce, only the end result, so we have mushy tomatoes and spoiled Pickles but they still get put to use. The ONLY positive thing about five guys is everything is cooked fresh. When you order your burger we throw your Patty (s) and bun(s) on the grill, and drop your fries down in a bit. If only more places did this, it's the only thing we've got going for us.
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>>730512206
Isn't that all like 95% of the content on this site? LOL.
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>>730501147
Yes fill me up, Five Guys~
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>>730511910
Shit. Wendys wishes.
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>>730501147
Subway spicy Italian. Get rekt faggot.
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>>730512089
OP didn't say the place had to be good...just better than 5 guys
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double cheeseburger and a large fry: $14+ dollars.

fucking garbage
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Literally anything but five guys. Hell I'd put McDonald's over them. Their food may be cancer but at least it doesn't come with its own complimentary gallon of greese.

I fucking threw up the first time I had a burger there, finished half of it and there was a puddle of greese on the wrap size of the fucking Atlantic. That place is GARBAGE.
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>>730512449
Was wondering that. Maybe the ORIGINAL 5G was good as hell. But these days EVERYTHING is being filler fucked to hell. Even my beloved Taco Bell has gone right off a fucking cliff in terms of quality. It's like eating chewy dirt now. Fuck that shit for 10 bucks a pop. Keep it.

I honestly thought about writing a strongly worded letter to their HQ telling them that they lost a lifelong customer with their shit. But I don't think it would help anything. They do. not. care.
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brick house tavern and tap

>black and bleu burger with tots.

fuck you
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>>730512524
Where dis?
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>>730501147
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>>730507515
Five guys employee here - been to Cali many times and try in n out everytime trying to get into it but honestly its so repulsive. I'd rather have McDonald's.... This is the one place I would put five guys above.
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>>730501147
>not even showing the Burger
What is this? Somalia? Savages, uncivilized.
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>>730512753
Oh and I'll tail this rant with my favorite burger joint, Buckeye state exclusive, bitches.

>Swenson's
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>>730512618
This. I can go to a proper diner or truck stop that has fresh food prepared on a bbq and get a burger that is about 3,000 times better than this horse shit for that kind of money.
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>>730501147
That filename nigger detectederd
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>>730512609
Ah I see there. Yeah I suppose that's interesting. But if they think they're going to get anything out of it by trying to be a rebel they're going to fuck themselves in the long run. People have been conditioned to accept and seek out branding.
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pollo tropical
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>>730501147
Pussy OP ordering small fries at 5 guys

>real men
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>>730512795
Sweet baby jesus look at that. Where is this?!
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>>730512878
I'd have to agree with this. I had never had In n' Out so I thought i'd have a very unbiased opinion of it. It was below average. And honestly, like you say, i'd probably get McDonalds and I don't even like McDonalds.
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in n out
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>>730502708
Just like you like it.
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>>730501147
My kitchen. Seriously, five guys' burgers are mediocre at best, the only exceptional thing about them is the buns they use. I make a better burger at home.
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>>730513224
for the google impaired

http://www.brickhousetavernandtap.com/
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>>730513195
That looks like something they sweeped off the floor, into the bag. Do they have no respect for themselvse?!
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>>730513224
Pipe down fatass
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>>730513466
You know you Americans are fucking spoiled right?
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I prefer to eat food.
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>>730513451
No fucking shit, sherlock. All food made at home is better that at a restaurant, unless you're paying 30+ per serson. Kys.
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my Xmas day meal

>jalapeño, cheddar, venison burglars chased with a shiner bock
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSSpp20fT10

OP is a rapper, check the receipt...HES A NIGGER!!!
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>>730512827
https://hungryinhamptonroads.wordpress.com/2011/03/28/burger-battle-five-guys-vs-smittys-better-burger/
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>>730513508
How do you know my ass is fat? Have you been staring at my ass this whole time? OMG.
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>>730513582
KEK. keep telling us all how much you wish you were american :)
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>>730513652
Not too shabby lookin' there Anon. Lookin' good. Lookin' real good.
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>>730513687
Underage b&
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FUCK YOU ALL

now I have to go out and get a burger, you guys are worst than commercials, damn you
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>>730513652
Plain as fuck/10
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Goodburger
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>>730513652
you need that beer, they look as dry as nuns chuff
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>>730513652
Good taste my man, you hunt that venison yourself?
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>>730512618
The large is intended to feed a family, it's as big as two large McDonald's If not more, and it costs 6.00 alone. We don't do meal deals, for the sole reason that it's cheaper to buy a large fry and share. It's cheaper to get 5guys if you're buying for lots of people because you won't be buying everyone's fries separately. Like 6 burgers 2 large fries and a couple drinks is around 50 bucks. Not bad for feeding 6 people. But if youre eating alone, go for a smaller fry for a 10-12$ meal, with more than enough fries for one person. Also our "regular" burgers are DOUBLE burgers and our "little" burgers are single Patty.
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>>730514061
naw...raided my parents' freezer.
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>>730513736
I'm right north of you Anon. I was there last year. I love it but I don't wish I was American. I'm proud of where I come from. But I will say, you mother fuckers know how to do it right. Some states anyway.
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Culvers /Thread
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>>730513951
Way a burger should be. Not with like 7 different bullshit toppings.
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>>730513951
>>730514008

kek. i triggered the snowflakes.
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>>730513949
Just make sure it's not 5 Guys lol! I'm getting pretty fucking annoyed and hungry by looking at this thread.
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>>730501147
Krispy Kreme
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>>730501865
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house of fries in screwston, TX

http://www.houseoffries.net/welcome.html
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>>730501865
I don't know if their food is better but they have the best social media guys.
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>>730514271
Better her than Andy Sixx
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>>730514064
On what planet is that for a family?! The burgers are fucking TINY! I'm sorry, i'm no fat ass but if you're a working stiff and you come in and want to EAT you ain't going to be doing well for this tiny shitty burger 5G serves.

Dump a half million pounds of fries in the bag too. It don't matter. Men wanna fuckin' eat.
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>>730513084
Oh I know. I've suggested many times we start advertising or something. No one in the area even knows we exist. It's all reoccurring customers. Only way to know we're here is by word of mouth or by driving by and seeing us
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>>730514230
LOL Typical on this channel. "But muh favorites! Stop liking things I don't like! Reeeeeeeeee. "
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>>730514218
No it should be actually good. Not some plain looking Randy burger with shit tier beer.
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>>730514271
What in the fuck are you posting?!
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>>730514374
Well if is the best they can offer, they may have the downs or something. This is amateur shit. They should be engaging people in better ways not shit posting on 4chan about how awesome they think their burgers are.
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>>730513471
Nope, we put your fries in the bag then throw a bunch of extra scoops in the bag, because bag fries are bae. Plus it adds to the value, free fries!
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>>730514230
>Mumsie must changie diapie
>Makie plate of tendie for muh tummie
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>>730514539
If I was an investor i'd be fucking appalled by this retarded behavior of management. They should be fired. The company is squandering opportunities to put itself out there and again, if I was a shareholder i'd be fucking PISSED.
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>>730514567
>>730514863

kek. these snowflakes are throwing a big ol' hissy fit.
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>>730514744
Uh, how are they "free" if you are paying for them? There's a difference between bonus fries and FREE fries. 5G does not serve free fries. You must make a purchase, therefore not free.
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>>730514457
Are you kidding? They're bigger than the biggest burgers at mcdicks and most places. It ain't no gormet 5 pound burger you'll find at some famous places but for a 10$ burger it's massive. Bigger than any ballgame burger.
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Quality cringe thread
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>>730515101
I think you are mistaken Anon. Just because McDildo downdized all their burgers and turned the Big Mac into a Micro Mac, they aren't fooling people.

A REAL burger off the grill at many PROPER establishments is big. We're talking 6+ inches wide and at least 3" tall. That's a burger. The foil wrapped turd you claim is a "large" is insulting.

I admire your enthusiasm Anon, but I think you waste it on this establishment. You'd do better elsewhere.
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>>730515078
It's to our discretion to whom and how much extra we give. So yes, they are free. To many polite people and families I've given atleast a whole extra large or more.
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>>730514934
Yea, this is a marketing world now a day, I completely agree. We are allowed to make a local facebook page and promote that way, but that's it.
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>>730515634
Terrible, terrible company. That's pure hubris on their part. They think they're above advertising. See how long that company lasts. They'll be dying in 10 years.
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>>730514735
Oh, I don't think they're shilling on here. Their twitter feed is fucking hilarious, though. I've never seen an business official talk so much shit. They've made it on several YLYL threads, as cancerous as they are.
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>>730515410
Two three and a half ounce patties... Yes... Tiny. Go troll someone else kid
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>>730515545
I understand. But again, you are not giving out fries so they are not free. You are giving BONUS fries. Those are great, but again, they are complimentary with purchase. Big difference.
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mcdonalds
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>>730515770
Link for a pleb sir?
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>>730515757
They started in the 80's I believe. Back when advertising was no where near as it is now. Maybe back then their mindset would've worked, but to me, an employee there, I take it was they're not confident enough to put their name out there, and want to fly under the radar of other, bigger companies. Just my take.
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>>730515789
Not trolling, young eager beaver. Just because you work at this place doesn't mean they are "large" the flattened ball they end up going on doesn't look very good. But hey, we're all entitled to our opinions.

Presentation matters. Just not to 5G I guess.
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>>730515915
I only saw screenshots myself. Sorry, anon. Better pick up a shovel and get digging.
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>>730502810
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>>730516052
Yep. Old school mentality. Fools running the ship at this point. They are not allowing themselves to grow large enough to be truly competitive. It's this conservative/hubris mentality that ended up costing the original McDonalds brother their business.

Watch The Founder, with Michael Keaton. It is fucking GOLD at illustrating this.
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>>730515843
Please underline on your receipt your charge for your extra fries, did you pay for them? Oh what? You didn't? You paid a whole 0 cents? Wow. They were free then? That's pretty cool
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>>730501865
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>>730516066
Have you even been to a five guys? It honestly seems like you're just talking out of your ass. Everything you've said has been so far from the truth. And I hate the five star cypress Co.
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>>730516066
And presentation is one of our keys.. If you don't master assembling the burgers to look as good as a burger in TV then you get the boot. I wish OP had unwrapped that baby.
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>>730508640
>This nigga is the real mvp
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>>730516287
No, again i'm not trying to be a cunt about this. But you have to understand something. If I offer you something for free, then it comes with no obligation to purchase. There is a distinction I want to make clear to you.

If you are offering a freebie, then it's free without obligation to purchase anything else. In which case it would cost the business a hell of a lot. An example is a sample. That's free.

But bundling something on top of another purchase is a discretionary bonus.
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5 Guys is just a poor man's In n Out.
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>>730516513
Yes, i've been there. It's crap. But then again, i'm not in the country the business originated in. So it may be that the satellite franchises are doing a poor job of quality control. But if they are, then the original business is guilty by association.

It's just a poor value. Sorry to say.
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5 GUYS sucks. Take the fucking skin from your potatoes ffs.

I'm an Irish potato expert.
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>>730502708
only their fries are good, also sad because there aren't any in Orlando :c

O SHIT THAT SPICY KETCHUP THO
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>>730516605
So you're kind of admitting at this point that you're trolling for this company. I hope you're being paid well because you're not doing them any favors. Shitposting about 5G on 4Chan is a no-no. If you want the exposure, advertise and help fund this site. I am not a mod by the way, but that's just some ignorant shit.
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>>730516639
Free can be used in multiple way, As almost any word I'm not saying you're wrong. What about buy one get one free? It's not free if you're paying for the original product. Buy fries, get fries free. Get it? Good.
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>>730506109
its cause we are greasier and cook everything with love(lots of fat)
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>>730508640
It's funny because I just realized, there's an autistic kid that comes in atleast once a week if not multiple times, IDK I'm not there all the time, but he always orders the same thing, and Id imagine he'd be that faggot to just do it to upload this thread weekly. Kek
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>>730501147
>being an adult
>eating fastfood

You're either poor or a fucking whale. Get your life together.
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>>730517015
*sigh* Okay Anon, believe what you wish. Free used to mean something.
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Cookout
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>>730506109
Yea man. It's the meat. Burgers in most countries pale in comparison. Had one in Australia once and it was terrible. Every country has their specialties. One of America's is anything meat related, particularly cow.
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>>730517012
What? Lol. I stumbled upon this thread while at my other job and wanted to poke fun. Don't get me wrong, I'm not OP.
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>>730517323
Best idea in this thread.
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>>730516618
*slurp slurp slurp*
get outta here samefag
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I'm an a Adult I don't eat fast food. Kys you young beta fuck who garenteed nevers gets laid. Kek
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>>730509959
Double stack is best bang for buck burger. But purely burger vs burger, 5 guys kills it
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>>730517516
Fast Food is great if you can moderate yourself and not be a plebtard like most people. It's just that it trains your brain to want it (most of this shit is engineered in a lab to be addictive).
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>>730516842
>take the skin off your potatoes

You obviously aren't Irish if you do this, fuck off back to England you silly nancy

the skin is where the >flavor> is (and all the nutrients you fat fuck)
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>>730517516
>"I'm an adult"
>talks like a 15yr old

Sure you are buddy.
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>>730517516

could you imagine being THIS insecure?
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>>730516639
The guy you are arguing with is retarded.
He will never understand
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>>730517700
Not that guy, I love the skin, but you must be dense if you think all the nutrients of a potato are in the skin.
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>>730517791
Nah. Most men who are comfortable and grown don't give two rat turds what others think. It's a hard act to pull off.
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>>730517791
id an hero
and probably say shit like
"woah im not a FAGGOT"
or
only faggots dont have a rolex *shows fake rolex*
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>>730517459
Uh huh, cause people can never had the same opinion, right?
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>>730515078
>>730515843
>>730516639
Being this dense...
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>>730502708
Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby .
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>>730518262
All i see is you being dense.

Look at it like this.

I buy a pound of coffee beans at 16 usd (1oz 1usd)

If i got a free pound buying the first one, id just be paying (.50usd for 1oz) as opposed to (1usd 1oz).

Now if i was handed 1oz of coffee as a free sample, that's true free(0usd 1oz)
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>>730501147
Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby .
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>>730501147
Smash Burger.
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>>730518064
I actually googled this shit lol, anon you're right, but the skin still has a lot of nutrients and throwing that away makes me *shutter*
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>>730518222
welcome to 4chan friend
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>>730518063
Could be Anon, could be. This whole thread is a train wreck seemingly foisted upon us by the fine dolts at 5 Guys.
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>>730518275
Wisconsin? Now that's a fuckin' burger. And while we're at it... I want to try those fucking cheese curd things you're all so insane about.
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>>730518682
Never liked em. Best burger i had was from this hole in the wall place

>two beef patties
>Slices of cheese of the day (cheddar)
>Ketchup and.mustard, onions and tomatoes
>Then they drop on a bunch of.gyro meat and gyro sauce
>The bun is two pita slices
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>>730519151
I should go into 5guys and start autisticly screeching for tendies. Show them the 4chan average user
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>>730518603
Again, I hope we're all playing with a proper deck here because those two examples are no the same.

They can say it's "free" as in extra, but that's not the same as Gratis. You cannot get the free portion free, it's WITH PURCHASE. Thus, it's not fucking free is it? No.

I mean try this, go into a store and steal the free part of the contents of a package and see how you make out with loss prevention. I'm sure they'll understand you're only taking the "free" part.
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daddy in n out
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>>730519546
Why would anyone step foot in a 5 guys? The place fucking sucks.
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>>730515101
> under $10
> tastes better
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>>730519687
Now we're talkin'. Show that 5 Guys wanker what's up.
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>>730519687
>actually eating that monstrosity

I sincerely hope you pay your own medical bills. The thought of my tax dollars keeping you unhealthy fucks alive is infuriating.
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>>730519850
Right because enjoying a burger automatically implies you're eating this shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get some perspective anon. It's not health food and it's a free country.
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>>730519563
Shut the fuck up you mealy mouthed faggot

God i would punch you in the face if you started pulling this shit irl
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stop shilling 5 gays you fucking nigger
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>>730519850
5 gays just mad in n out makes a better burger.
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Also for the one arguing about the free bullshit... check it. This is the distinction i'm making.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gratis_versus_libre
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>>730519563
No, im a different guy, and i agree with you. The 5guys shill isnt giving "free fries" with the burger, merely making the fries (cost less).

English isnt my first language, sorry if that isnt clear
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Krusty burger my brother
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>>730510881
animal. fries.
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winner
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>>730519957
No you stupid fuck, eating that burger is fucking unhealthy. Are you implying you need that much meat and cheese for a burger to taste good? The quality of a burger has nothing to do with the quantity of ingredients. Burgers like that are only for fat fucks.
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>>730520019
You wouldn't do shit. People who talk this kind of bullshit are one card short of a full deck. Get your head checked you whiny brat.

Can't make an educated post and goes right for violence like a true chimp. Fuckin' amateur hour over here. You couldn't punch yourself out of a lunch box.
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>>730520144
those dubs
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>>730520121
Precisely as you said it. Thanks for helping my damn brain get to the point. It isn't fucking free if you have to pay something.

Gratis v. Libre.
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>>730501147
McDonalds makes more money and sells more shit than any of your pathetic food chains. Kill youself. Embrace the M
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>>730520236
Maybe uh... people get hungry? You know... like larger men in the 6'5 / 250 muscley man category... maybe they want to eat it? Do you think of that? That the whole world isn't just orchestrated for your own personal favor?

Get a grip.
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>>730520547
he's just mad he ate 5 gays and it was utter shit compared to a 4x4's orgasmic flavor
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>>730520410
LOL exactly. Not a fan of McDinks but it's a better establishment to be certain. They've been around longer, they have better management, and their food quality is more consistent. For starters.
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>>730520400
Checked, and its all good my friend.

Free is very rarely free
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shake shack > in-n-out
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>>730501147
everytime u post this shitty thread ima respond with habit burger

i swear to god there's some shitty ass marketing intern at five gays burger and fries constantly posting this crap to shill for their overpriced garbage

i'll never buy a five gay shitty burger and fries for as long as i live so good work OP your faggotry is noted hope that five gays hourly pay was decent

FUCK FIVE GAYS
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>>730501147
Why is this thread a thing?
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>>730520825
shit shack isnt as good as in n out.
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>>730520966

correct it isnt as as good, its better
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>>730520889
Why do bananas ruin ylyl
Why do i know who andy sixx is
Why do people assume my wife wants nigger dick
Why do people want to fap to Facebook friends
Why did moot sell 4chan

The same answer for all. Money and shills
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>>730520654
Pretty much. I don't know about a 4x4 though, but Wendy's does make a tasty burger, i'll give you that. :)

Which is more than I can say for 5 gays.. 'er I mean guys. Dammit you people tripping up my thoughts.
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Steak n shake is the best
You got these nice fucking shakes
You got cheap burger that come with fries
You get free napkins

Its the best
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Don't like their fries. They cook them in peanut oil, which makes them taste kind of like peanut butter...

I like my fries to taste like actual fries, thanks. Their burger also made me feel sick afterwords also, which sucked, but it tasted pretty decent.

We got Carls Jr. here in Canada recently and their pretty damned good.
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>>730520697
You said it. :) Glad i'm not on stupid pills today. LOL.
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>>730521071
don't forget those sexy fingerbox threads
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>>730520855
That looks at least 10x better than 5 guys. I mean at least. Might even be 11x better.
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>>730520889
Because their business is doing so poorly that they can't afford to pay their marketing people. So they quit. And now their secretary is shilling this shit on 4chan. The poor bastards. :(

Cant we have a moment of silence for these poor dumb bastards?
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>>730521362
Id trade my rarest pepe for fingerbox threads to be the only spam.

Hell,id trade my 2 rarest pepes for the chance to relive a good old "facts about moot thread"

Btw, did you know moot once ate a pickle he found in a truck stop bathroom to win a bet? Not for money, he did it for the respect
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>>730521207
When I was down that way I was amazed at their prices! Pretty good eats for basically half the price of 5 guys. Unreal.

But since i'm retarded I didn't try their shakes... :(
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>>730521783
You missed out. The choco banana side by side is fucking top notch.

Im a strawberry vanilla man myself
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skip the chains and go for your local UK kebab shop burger
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>>730521928
I guess I got overwhelmed by how many they had lol. I'm kind of a tard you know. I just saw a whole page of shakes and my brain kinda just short circuited you know? LOL.
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>>730522157
Don't even play with my heart with that shit. I will get a god damned plane ticket and be on the first flight to heathrow. I swear it. You stop it good sir. You stop it this instant! LOL.
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>>730522157
>slutty food

might order now
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>>730522157
>kebab meat
>anaemic fries
>cum
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>>730521068
correction it's not as good as 5 gays but that's because it's godtier. and in n out makes the best
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>>730520855
Habit was made for skeletor fags who believe they are getting quality for an overpriced manlet burger.
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>>730517323
Quality varies from store to store. Shakes are godlike tho.
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>>730523304
>overpriced manlet burger

Best description i've read of 5 Guys burgers.
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>>730521207
Salty as fuck burgers
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>>730523304
t. five gays shill faggot

If you can't afford habit then you should just kill yourself

Price wise it is far better than five gays, and in the same ballpark as in-n-out and chick-fil-a, especially if u consider the fact the burgers are made to order

Dumbass faggot, if you're gonna shill for shittier fast food joints, then attacking habit's prices is the dumbest move u can make

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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>>730501147
This bad of dicks again?

Go away!
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>>730501147
My pp
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Sorry boys but these artery closers are definitely worth the weight. Fatburger RKO's in-n-out tards, 5 gays, and Habit fagits.
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>>730503111
This.Been noticing her alot.
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>>730523829
>implying I was shilling for 5 gays
>being this mad
Wew lad
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>>730524098
>pay $13 for this

nice try fag burger VP of marketing
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>>730501147
If you like spending 16$ on bread, meat, cheese, potatoes with too much salt...It's the best....
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>>730524295
>calling habit overpriced
>not shilling for five gays

five gays faggot deflecting again

doesn't change the fact that you don't know shit about what you are talking about so continue on, moron.
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>>730523880
I'm such a tardlet I didn't try that when I was in TX. Fuck. How bad did I fuck up?
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>>730514627
is it summer already?
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>>730524098
I want that shit in ma belleh! O___O
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5 girls is a better restaurant ... best cannibal buffet ever.
>>730501147
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>>730524098
>be north korean
>be starving
>still call out fag burger for being subpar
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Five Guys B&F is damn delicious. Also damn pricey and they don't have milkshakes.

Had Smashburger a couple weeks ago for the first time and was quite disappointed. They had Steak and Shake quality food with prices closer to Five Guys. Steak and Shake is great food for the $$. A double and fries for $3.99. Since Five Guys raised their prices I go there more as a special treat once every month or two.

Wendys, Burger King are fall back burger joints if my 2 mainstays aren't near where I am working.
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>>730522157
That looks fucking terrible
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>>730501147

>Crtl+F
>no Steak 'n Shake

They might have gay commercials, but their steak burgers are damn good, and their shakes are next level deliciousness.

5 guys has more meat, but its not delicious steak burger meat, just plain beef. Also 5 guys burgers are usually greasy to the point of having a soggy bottom bun and are messy to eat. it's fat-fuck-white-trash food as far as I'm concerned.
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>>730526211

>Crtl+F
>no Steak 'n Shake

well... there wasn't at the time I was posting.... captcha was being gay.
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>>730526211
fuck steak and shake they squish their greasy ass burgers on the grill losing all its flavor it ever had.
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>>730501147
Arby's
>>
facts
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>>730528321
Wait, Arby's is actually a fast food restaurant? I thought this was just a meme used to comment on pics of giant brown drooping labia!
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>>730501147
Any time op say "pro tip you can't" it bate!
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>>730525147
Five gays is shit. faggot
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>>730507495
In n out burgers are really good but nothing special. Also they're really small and even a 3x3 won't satisfy my fat american mouth. I prefer 5 guys, Carl's Jr and above all, local burger joints.
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>>730530922
nice trips but five gays is shit
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>>730517272
You're either a healthfag or a special snowflake who likes to brag about how he doesn't eat fast food even though like 95% of the population probably does it. And I guarantee you that even rich as fuck people eat fast food, hell Donald Trump eats fast food. Most politicians and celebrities eat fast food, so jokes on you, faggot.
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>>730501147
BurgerFi is better and you know it
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I love hamburgers, even crap from McDonald's taste good to me. I hate myself for liking it though, I know it isn't healthy for you but it's so cheap and it taste fine to me. I want to say it's a guilty pleasure of mine, and to think some people probably spend like $50 or $60 a week on fast food if they're eating out every night.
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>>730501147
Boardwalk is better too. We have one here in Orlando on 50 but sadly it closed.
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>>730532235
Had*
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The amount of pure idiocy in this thread is disconcerting.
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>>730518592
Okay
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>>730514374
There's a Wendy's in Cape Cod that is so fucking good. I eat like 4 child sized burgers everytime I go there. It's relatively clean too.

Every other Wendy's I've gone to has been decent/shit though.
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>>730501147
TACOBELL finished in 3.
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>>730501147
Badass Jack's
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>>730501147
Chick Fil-A
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