H-Hey Anonymous! I-it's time for another h-help thread!

How can I make myself more interesting to others, so they want to spend more time with me ? :)

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>>730500896
If a nig fuck a trap who gets the aids?

Hello! Welcome back. How are you today?

>>730500896
I didn't expect a thread this early, thanks Alice

>>730500896
I'm bored as shit, why not

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>>730500896
R8 my doggo

Hi generic-anime-girl-chan, my question why people doesnt like me? And why i hate them?

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>>730500896
Heya Alice, pumped for stream tonight?

>>730501142
New schedule!

I want help being accepted in to the KKK, my daddy was a Jew and I can't get in

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>>730500896
ALice suck my black dick

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>>730501030
W-what are your current hobbies?

>>730501091
Thank you! I-I'm well today~! What about you?

>>730501142
Y-You're welcome!

>>730500896
You need to be treated like a fucktoy. Used, discarded and set aside to be used again. I don't think you are good at sucking dick or fucking for that matter right now. You would need some proper coercion. You need to be teased to her limit. Your skin touched, breathed on, licked and kissed. Along your neck and your sides, all while you are tied down to a bed in nothing but your underwear. Teased for hours if I do say so myself. Then, when you are near your breaking point, I would refrain from you and untie you. Saying " that you get no more until you suck dick like a proper whore". I would guide you along with a fistful of your hair and tell you that she won't get anything until she does this right. I would see your panties wet and just tease you about it."i haven't even really started in you yet..just wait until your cockslut training really begins" I would tell you -- I like to make you a girl that I can bring g to the edge. Make her blood burn with want, make her logical cognitive thoughts melt away. With every tease, lick, phonecall to tease and imaginative fantasies I like to bring a girl to the point of craving, then listen to her beg

>>730501316
Oh, that explains everything then, fair enough

I've got pre-grad anxiety and haven't slept for 3 ays. Can't smoke or drink how can I sleep?

>>730500896
I fucked this girl this morning that I had curious about for a while.

>says she wants to talk
>go out and meet her and she beats around the bush for 30 min
>Get tired of it and go up to my room
>*knock knock*
>Hi Anon, just wanted to come up and talk to you
>kisses me
>get in bed snuggle up and gets our shirts off
>we fall asleep together
>wake up get rowdy and put it in
>been three months since last splooge so I shoot in literally 15 sec
> just pull out before and tell her we are rushing it
>she leaves

wat do?

>>730500896
how do i into streaming. i only play old strategy games and rts.

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>>730501030
>>730501260
P-pl hate ugly guys so you should just kys

Why in the fuck do you type out your stutter? Boi is you retarded?!

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I'm just here to post butts

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>>730501170
I'm going to b-be streaming Breath of the Wild at 6PM today!

>>730501233
Nice dubs! Also nice doggo!!

>>730501260
Do p-people tell you the reasons why they don't like you?

>>730500896
where can I find reason to get up everyday?

>>730500896
Everytime I meet someone new, I tend to despise their existence and disregard them talking to me until I just end up leaving.

How do I make it to where I can actually try to get to know someone new without automatically dismissing them as unimportant?

>>730501454
I'm doing ok. I have to move out of my apartment by the end of the week, but hopefully that will go well. Do you have a truck I could borrow?

>>730501572
Come to those threads, and try not missing any of them

>>730501541
Please answer this, cunt

Yeah, I could use a hug tbh...

Why are you doing this, Alice? Never been in one of these threads before and I'm curious.

>>730501672
Do not criticize the stutter

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>>730501316
Y-yes! I'm very excited to stream f-for you all tonight!

>>730501480
I recommend unisom for sleep! It's OTC and a very helpful sleep-aid!

>>730501488
D-did she like it?

>>730501642
Most people are in fact uninteresting and unimportant. The solution is to either keep looking, or give up. The latter option really isn't that bad, as long as your thoughts don't dwell on it too much.

yea wtf is this thread

>>730500896
Why do you type out your stutter? Srsly are you fucking stupid or something

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>>730501667

>>730501775
It's a clever and creative way to advertise her Twitch

>>730500896
i think i am starting to love for one girl, I don't want cuz I know it will end badly for me, what do?

I want to take a nap but I would also workout. Heeeelp

>>730501935
K-ys anon

>>730501825
Suck my tiny little dong, bitchtits

>>730500896
earlier there was this thread where we were discussing female mind. some b/tards were trying to say the easiest way to get nudes is being a genuine nice guy then girls would assume you are automatically more attractive.

thoughts? any femanon who wants to jump in is welcome

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My unstinct is that she's uninterested. Thoughts OP?

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>>730501519
Ask other p-pepole to see what they would like to see you play!

>>730501541
I don't see any stutter.

>>730501572
I r-recommend getting a plant or perhaps a pet!

>>730502020
i dont want to

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>>730501881
... she's been doing this long before she streamed....

>>730501847
It's love and help!

>>730500896
Feel like a constant failure as everyday i continue to fall short of my hopes and dreams. Finally get into field I want but not the job i want.... hate every day.

>>730501065
Well, i think trap getd nigger aids and nigger gets faggots aids

>>730500896
I've always been a direct approach person. I have a hard time reading the room and general social ques.(i'm not a mind reader people wtf yall want from me) Alice what can I do to better understand peoples needs/request.

>>730502051
How tall are you?

>>730502050
please be bait

I'm jewish.

>>730502051
W-what t-the f-f-f-fuck is this t-then?

>>730502095
same here. i kinda want to kill myself but I dont have a good method

>>730502082
You should i did it already it was g8

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>>730501696
*hug*

>>730501775
I'm d-doing this to help Anonymous

>>730502050
S-she's not that into you.

>>730502095
W-what is it that you want to do?

>>730502037
I think this would work on nice girls, but the nice ones aren't usually the most attractive ones. The bitchy ones usually want a "badass" or someone with money or who can give them something they want. "Nice boys" to them are more feminine and/or nerdy. I was the nice girl in high school who gave nudes to a guy who was playing nice. When I realized he wasn't so nice, I was mortified. If you do get nudes this way, please don't turn into a dick immediately after.

>>730502228
:)

Alice how do I get revenge on someone I hate?

>>730501030
One word... hobbies

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>>730502050
Another fail in your life HAHAHAHA

>>730502344
Military/Police

>>730502094
>It's love and help!
my god what happened to this place?

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Hey Alice
Thoughts on this?

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>>730502281
It looks like y-you have a stutter, dear. I r-recommend speech therapy.

>>730502282
Don't kill yourself! It's n-not worth it and also you mean a l-lot to me anonymous <4

>>730502458
The best r-revenge is being happy.

>>730500896
Oh hello. You don't mind a mannequin looking fuck hopping in here do ya?

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im still struggling to find meaning in my life after returning from Iraq injured to find i'd have more support if is was a refugee. my bouts of anger are getting worse, barely prevented myself murdering the crazy old cunt on the bus this morning for just being a crazy cunt.

im starting to worry about my ability to control myself. im engaging in wreckless sexual activity with a cock addict from work. my eating is out of control but i havnt been drinking heavily for awhile

>>730502555
not you

Honestly, the stuttering thing is fucking retarded. Honestly.

>>730500896
Hey Alice I love you. I have horrible loneliness, I've never been hugged, kissed, touched by a girl before. I never had friends. I spend my life as a shut in. I'm too shy to talk to anyone in real life. I just want a realtionship. It doesn't even have to be sexual I just want a hug. What do I do?

>>730502488
Make a general help thread, it helped alice

>>730502405
thank god

I have exams in 2 weeks time and haven't started practice yet. God fucking help me anons, I'm fucked.

>>730502555
Check'd and saved

>>730500896
>>730500896
Any dating advice Alice

>>730502576
>the best revenge is being happy
This.

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>>730502682
*hug* I would highly recommend seeing a psychologist for treating what looks to be social anxiety f-from my standpoint.

>>730502793
I haven't dated in y-years.

>>730502765
Get studying!

>>730502282
Go in ur garage, start ur car and take a nap

U won´t suffer nothing. Co2 is causing euphoria

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I'm fine.

Are you as retarded as your posting s-s-s-style?

>>730502555
fucking niggers..

>>730502913
can you answer this
>>730501935

>>730502682
>Hey Alice I love you
>I love you
>love you
>love

>>730502913
Want to start dating again? Wink wink

>>730502913
Why do you bother trying to make others happy when you can't make yourself happy?

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>>730500896
alice why does your voice sound like a hormonally unbalanced dude?

>>730503077
>Wink wink
I seriously think I can never come here again

Hey Alice, you are a stupid cunt. That is all.

>>730503154
B-beacuse im a retarded faggot

>>730502913
should I get drunk tonight? reality is too much to handle for me

i need help with some java programs... are you up for it?

>>730501488
>>730501834
>15 sec, don't expect so
Think i'm going to ignore her.
It was a little weird

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>>730503077
>>730502682
Can take it anymore fucking kys

>>730503051
He is a dude dipshit..

>>730502622
jelly bby?

Everyone is hating on the stutter, but I actually like it. It's a good characterizing feature.

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>>730502978
Y-yeah no, don't do this. Suicide is never the answer.

>>730503077
No, nice dubs tho.

>>730503040
F-find out if she has feelings for you too. It's b-better to know and get over than to never know at all.

>>730503154
It's n-not about making me happy, it's about taking care of my home and those who live here.

>>730503201
It doesn't.

>>730503216
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cunt

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>>730503308
you a faggot bruv

>>730503327
Yeah nah it's stupid as fuck

did God make midgets just so i can kek?

>>730503330
>nice dubs
>Gets trips

>>730503206
>>730503293
So much hate obviously meant as a joke

>>730503051
Fuck you nigger.

>>730503327
Stfu faggot

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I can't seem to emotionally attach to any women I date. I never felt loved and probably will never feel love. The only woman I have even a slight emotion is towards my best friend and I can't go down that road. Also what is love and is there any chance I would feel it some day?

>>730503327
It's pretty fucking retard tbh

>>730503154
Coz to see other anons beeing more retard as him, it makes him feel comfortable for a little time in his tiny short, meaningless and lonely life.

He will never have someone to hug at night kek faggus

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>>730503330
seriously tho, when you vocaroo your voice sounds like anthony perkins playing mother in Psycho.

Is it ok for me to masturbate to your photos?

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lets play a game
leak your ex gf
>SnapchatY.me
thank me later

>>730503330
>F-find out if she has feelings for you too. It's b-better to know and get over than to never know at all.
She said that she loves me but we live 15000km apart

Hey Alice. Should I drop out of college? I'm failing all my classes and it's now impossible to salvage them. Might get a job.

op, where i can find some girlt to talk at internet

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>>730503216
>>730503224
>>730503435

Thanks for the post.

>>730503273
No, I don't write in garbage. Pick a b-better language.

>>730503681
It doesn't sound like that at all.

>>730503497
Hello newfriend
03330 is satisfying tho

>>730503681
Link to vocaroo

hey. it's the guy with emotional attachment issues (or lack there of) and I think the issue is kind of solving itself. I feel a lot closer to her recently.

>>730503888
too bad she's fucking someone else faggot

>>730502357
I understand what you say and i also agree. another point to the discussion that i hid was the main goal was to actually end up having sex with the girl. so.. being a bitch afterwards isnt an option. (and also last OP looked like a a pussy, a real nice guy)
my counter argument was that the girls mood would determinate how it would end.
on my point of view if she was horny it wound matter if guy is average or hot. smart or dumb. those would only matter if she wanted a bf or relationship

Maybe I zuck ya d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dick

>>730503794
I need your feet or I'm gonna kill myself

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>>730503794
Hey alice mongoloid pls halp, why i hate you and your shitty threat so much?

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No one noticed me come in? Ok then.
This is what happens to mannequins.

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>>730503794
Alice do you wrap your candy or tuck it?

Hey Alice I'm failing in every way and dependant on weed to function, can u post a gif of you? Unless that's creepy then just idk set some fires or whatever makes you happy

look at these pathetic niggers talking to this d-d-d-dumb cunt as if she even cares.
All of your parents should have aborted you. Fucking sperlords

And btw "Alice" (Allen) is a t-t-t-tranny

>>730504103
Kill yourself, it's the only solution

>>730504178
bad day?

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>>730503888
Nice trips! Also g-glad that things seem to be looking up f-for you!

>>730503862
N-no, I usually only post here because this is my h-home.

>>730503982
I'm n-not sure why you hate them! A-all they do is promote love <4

>>730504103
You've been n-noticed.

>>730504252
not as bad as your dads when he wakes up knowing your his son

>>730500896
Alice, I'm bored and sad
Tell me a 1 sentence bittersweet story so I can feel

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>>730502616
Hey, it sounds like internalized grief, anger for men is a typical response that society (especially the military) says is more appropriate than sadness. You should see a therapist... who knows, could be PTSD if you saw something / did something that challenges your notions of the world / yourself enough...

>>730503748
Have you talked the the academic counselor yet? Don't make a big choice unless you're sure you expended all options...

>>730503641
Love is... something you do, more than feel in the long run. Why can't you go down that road? Perhaps it's this road that's so enticing that you can't travel any other?....

>>730504291
I'll find your feet

>>730504178
Wow dude ur so cool and edgy I wanna be just like you I'm so glad you made these insightful comments

>>730504291
You can't hide them from me

Why the fuck do you retards type out a stutter? Dafuq is wrong with you fags

Where do you buy your socks from?

>>730504380
Yeah, talked to a counselor and I'm just about fucked.

>>730504443
cheers i know

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Alright g-guys! It's almost time for me to stream!
Here is where I c-can be reached:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Instagram: nanopup
Vaughn: http://vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox

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Unb& me on fucking twitch you faggot trap i like to spread love too fucking cunt do you even know what is a little joke????

Are drugs and alcohol, bad M'kay?

>>730504324
Lol zing!

>>730504364
Anon, what kind of feel?
Happy, Sad, what kind man? I got mad skills with this.

>>730504443
wish alice would be a girl..

Are drugs and alcohol, bad M'kay?
What's your thoughts?

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>>730504603
See you there! I like how you added in the hotbox finally!

o have been in love with the same girl 5 years ago, but i have girlfriend 4 years ago, i dont know how breack with her. also i dont talk woth the girl who omlove since so much time ago. i dont know why we dont talk anymore if we used to be best friends

Are drugs and alcohol, bad M'kay?
People who like recreational drugs are really bad people right?

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Temple or mouth?

>>730504663
Bittersweet... I said myself...
Thanks bro

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>>730504380
Alice what is gender dysphoria?

>>730504779
K-k-kill yourself

>>730504603
I just looked at ur insta, your dog is cute

>>730504752
K-kys fag

Are drugs and alcohol, bad M'kay?
Ewwwww dirty drugies, how dare they put naughty things in their bodies for the purposes of pleasure?
Might as well stick a fem dick in your anus ay?

>>730500896
Do you fart when you take a dick up the shitpipe?

6 words. You said one sentence.
For sale. Wedding dress. Never worn.

>>730505054
Please answer this one you stupid stuttering piece of shit

what a good language to code in? btw... its for university.

>>730505192
kk, mad skillz proven 7+/10
many thanks!

>>730505305
Python.

>>730504380

Because she's bisexual and knowing me I would screw up our relationship if we had it and we could never get back to being the friends we are.

Twitch celtyplays come spam this faggot shitty stream

>>730500896
Haven't slept last night (stress/insomnia) and feeling pretty shitty. Expectations at work are through the roof. I've just created a profile on a dating website for the first time in my life. I just don't think I can make it out of this year alive, it seems like everything is a mountain to climb and they just keep coming. Any advice would be appreciated, M. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for all these threads.

>>730505367
t. brainlet

the correct answer is C

Why do you s-s-stutter on a message board, you weeabo bitch? Are you legit or are you some kind of data miner who's using the collective hivement for some personal gain?

>>730500896
how did this board get so autistic?

>>730505708
Don't like it?
Leave.

>>730505552
no, correct answer depends on what you want to do.

scientific and not really fast computing --> python

c is faster

haskell is for nerds.

How do i tell one my friends which is a girl that she is starting to become a bitch?

>>730506136
>BITCH, stop been cray, cray!

>>730505557
Please answer this man, you retarded stuttering piece of shit

>>730506324
Why doesn't spidey derail this trash thread

>>730506136
Oh.... and.. Tits or GTFO.

>>730506136

>hey, i want to tell you something and dont get me wrong.

>i couldnt help myself but notice that you were making out with these/this guy/s XY....

>are you happy with him / them ?

>"why anon? do you want to have some fun with me ? "

>no, i just wanted to say that uhmm, maybe a girl should be a little bit more picky with your lovers.

>"oh anon i knew you were jealous.we can do it, thats what you want right?"

>"WHAT ? NO !?!?! i mean, youree a nice girl but thats not what i...."

she then puts her finger gently on your mouth and whispers in your ear "say nothing more anon, its only natural for us to have some fun.", while gliding with her hand gently under your underwear.

>>730506513
This job is too big for spidey, it needs bogdanoff

>>730500896
Is she ever going to show them sweet little tits or what???

>>730507089
That's a man, baby. A stupid stuttering piece of shit mannnnnnn

>>730507089
she shows legs most of the time.

>>730507318
the more angry she gets, the higher the pitch.

Where'd that stuttering faggot go? Did he leave me

>>730507318
So when will this depraved individual have the courtesy to off itself? I'm tired of these attention-seeking threads.

>>730506315
I'm a fucking guy

>>730506987
She did something like that once

>>730506553
No tits from her sorry guy

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Don't mind me too much. Seen these threads for years now but first time lurking in one.

>>730507828
i imagine - thats why my scenario played out like that.

I want to blow my brains out. Fucked up my back in Iraq, can't get any help, wife left me because I can barely do anything now, in constant pain. I drink up any money I do get from VA, I'm drugged out almost 100% of the time. Tell me why I should continue living.

Does anybody else enjoy going to Alice's chat and meeting all the friendly people there?
It's delightful.

https://anekiho.me/chat2

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Why didn't you tell me you were having a thread?

>>730508491
Why not come to her twitch stream instead: celtyplays

She's streaming right now

>>730500896
Hello Alice. can i get a Alice Hug ? and what platform do you stream Alice ?

>>730505557
this is an image board not a message board

>>730505708
/b/ was never good

>>730507318
no it isn't

>>730507489
click the little x in the upper right corner to make it go away!

>>730509426
twitch

I wonder which one of her white knights is posting in her name and if she's even aware of it.

>>730510116
who is posting in her name?

>>730510162
thats what i'm wondering

>>730510343
no one is doing it what

>>730500896
Hi alice. Haven't seen you in a while. How are you doing?

>>730510608
man you must be a little slow.

>>730511101
show me where someone is pretending to be her

Alice, post a pic of your feet

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I feel alone and that nobody likes me.
Hug?

>>730511989
She's streaming right now

>>730512039
Fuck...

>>730512096
just go watch her stream
celtyplays on twitch

>>730501860
this

>>730512339
why don't you go ask her on twitch?

What kind of a faggot gives this attention whore what she craves

So it started with me asking 'Why do humans use the word why'. Ever since I ask that question my mind has going into a downward spiral. I couldn't find the answer on google and then I started to feel like my surroundings weren't real and that people weren't real. Dissociation. Then the next day my mind collapsed and I felt like I couldn't understand what the television was. I went to the hospital and they tell me it's psychosis. Now it feels like it's the first time I've ever heard words and that they lost meaning. seemingly, I have no trouble speaking but it feels like the words make no sense to me and that I don't know how I form sentences. I'm thinking this is a mild form of alogia. I feel like it's the first time I'm using technology and that I don't understand how it works. I think something is wrong with my semantic memory. Risperdal doesn't seem to be working.

>>730512612
she isn't an attention whore but okay

ALICE IS STREAMING

>>730512765
YEP

>>730512671
Self promoting her social media on /b7? Nah, not attention whoring at all. Saged

Alice is pissed on twitch cause someone is trolling about gender. lolol

KYS!

>>730512829
>social media
>twitch

you must be new here

>>730512829
you realize every single one of those was due to people on /b/ asking her to make them right. she spent 6 years just making threads

>>730512896
tell her to do that on stream

>>730500896
Boring.

>>730513368
NO YOU KILL YOURSELF.
Thanks.

>>730500896
Your stream is crap.

>>730513677
i dont know how can you show me?

>>730513677
you first

I'm touching myself to this stream. Those legs. ALICE NOTICE ME. MAKE ME EXPLODE.

>>730513898
what the fuck

>>730513285
no i think it's you whose new. Twitch is a media platform where people can be social thats the bare essence of social media. I understand that you have the mentallity of a 7th grader whose been sent a picture of a girls brastrap but my friend i assure you this is all a play to get more viewers into her channel. If you can't see that then you're either already indoctrinated or you're under the age of 15 either way take this shit off of /b/ it's already cringey enough as is without a stuttering, likely incredibly unattractive cam whore he can't even follow the basic rules for females on 4chan. Take this weeb trash to /a/ and while you're doing it try not to scuff up your white plate armor. A (white) knight is only as honorable as he is cleanly

>>730513810
>>730513842
I wouldn't have the luck or the grace to know where to start.
I promise to contriboot though, if you can set a trend.

>>730500896
get the fuck out of here, zipper head. you're cancerous, and you'll probably end up telling someone to take the wrong pill and it kills them.

>>730514073
no its you who is new, twitch isn't social media it's just media

>>730514073
what a newfag doesn't even understand the rules hahaha

>>730514073
you realize alice has posted for six years on /b/ and only had a twitch starting this year after anons asked for it, right?
If this is "all a play for views", wouldn't she have started...years...ago?

>>730514275
>>730514334
man this bait just like her stream is subpar at best

>>730514597
isnt bait you don't know the rules newfag

>>730514275
not anon, but this is social media. just because it isn't branded like Twitter or Facebook doesn't mean it does have the same purpose.

>livestream
>chat

sounds like social media

>>730514597
its sad newfags these days dont know the rules correctly

>>730514597
this newfag needs to lurk moar

>>730514726
no it isnt its just media a fucking tv show isn't social media now is it faggot

>>730514498
>wouldn't she have started...years...ago?

twitch has been around for 5 years, and she's been on here for 6 years you fucking idiot.

>>730515031
right exactly. so why didn't she start years ago? if your hypothesis was correct she'd have started the moment twitch existed

>>730514825
correction. A tv show is just media.
Twitch is Social media. It's a media patform in which you can socialize with one another

>>730514825
>being this triggered over a website

>>730515177
lol have you SEEN this thread? triggers all around

>>730515108
except that by depriving people of what they wanted for so long it only further bolstered her popularity. It's like you're actively shutting off your brain to argue for someone who will likely never give you anything more then a "Hey thanks for giving me 20 bucks". Wake the fuck up Internet

>>730515272
then maybe this thread or alice isn't right for you?

>>730500896
Fuck off.

>>730515373
actually alice gave me money for medication not too long ago and has a long history of giving money away to those in need but for sure dude

>>730515461
If only people took their own well being into their own hands instead of shouting at everyone else to adjust

>>730515505
what crawled in your ass and died

>>730515373

/thread

>>730514334
>>730514275
outside of the obvious same fagging
1.) The rules for women on 4chan are pretty simple and it seems like you're the one who doesnt fully understand them, see the attached photo.
2.) just because it isn't facebook and friendster don't monopolize the "Social media" market theres more out-side of your safe little comfort zone my friend

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Yup, it's like a firework factory on the hottest day in summer here. lel

>>730515461
uhh why? because we give a shit? sorry we cant all be 17 layers of ironic like you

>>730515617
>see attached photo
>fucks up completely
hahaha you fucking newfag

>>730515549
If only people read and properly responded to what the fuck was happening.
I dont think that person read anything other then Triggers all around.

>>730515617
lmao what fucking photo retard

>>730515617
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS SIMPLE
POSTING A FUCKING PICTURE HAHAH

>>730515617
BUT YOU ARE A FAG

>giving a pseudointellectual donations hoping to see tits
>6 years later
>same shit different day

fucking nu/b/, this doesn't surprise me in the slightest. you're better off throwing money at a cam whore who's face and tits you can actually see.

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>>730501030
Trust me anon, it works

>>730501488
This is one of my fantasies, no need for alarm you are merely descending into madness.

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>>730515724
Oopsie poopsie I guess i really am the newfag ya know seeing as how i know these ancient rules and all and you're still sitting her defending a shilling /b/itch who hasn't shown tits yet.
But i'm the newfag rrrriiIIIIIIIiiiiiiggghhhhhhttttt
like again my friend i must ask if you're intentionally shutting off 3/4 of your brain to converse with us on /b/ i assure you you'll only need to shut off half that final quarter seems to have you stuck infront of the whip of a pussy as they'd say in the slave days

>>730515660
>sorry we cant all be 17 layers of ironic like you

I unironically don't care.

>>730516257
hahaha what a fucking absolutely garbage newfag!

>>730501568
Sounds fun! U still streaming?

>>730516257
yeah, for sure. someone who helped me out in my time as need is definitely a shilling bitch.

fuck off

>>730500896
not to sound like a dick, but have you considered, enrolled, or have a degree in phsychology?

>>730516362
she is, celtyplays on twitch

>>730515905
>>730515850
>>730515794
I think we've triggered whatever hambone is still here. keep up the good work lads!

>>730516449
alice has a psychology degree

>>730516500
what is a hambone

Stream is still going, peeps should tag along and watch

>>730516257
You like all other newfags are misusing tits or gtfo. It's meant for attention whores not whores in general. You virgins are just so thirsty to see a non porn tit it's pathetic.

>>730501999
Eat a muffin.

>breath of the wild

how hype can actually kill a franchise.

>>730516594
see? this guy gets it. he isn't a fucking newfag
hi5

>>730516503
Okay, just wanted to know

>>730516620
yeah, totally killed what with all those sales and shit

>>730516656
why

>>730501519
Do aoe2, it has a surprisingly robust community

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>>730516399
Hold up hold up hold up.
Are you saying that because she helped you in your time of need that she CANT be a shilling bitch

That is the logic of the future my friends, where in because someone has done one thing potentially good. it is absolutely impossible for them to do something bad. What a beautiful brand of logic that im sure in no way will keep you trapped within your own basic and childish mindset for years to come.
I only ask that you just don't vote...assuming you're even the right age to do so

>>730516805
given you have no evidence to support your claim and given i have some evidence to support mine, you fuckin lose buddy

so put up or shut up, what is your evidence she is a shilling bitch

>>730500896
Can I have a hug and a head pat?

>>730516399
not anon, but you seriously should have sought the help of an actual therapist.

>>730516745
just wanted to know

Hi Alice are you into a e s t h e t i c scars?

Do you believe in scarification for beauty or honor?

Do you believe in delicious carnivorous lifestyles?

>>730516996
kekekek

>>730516996
i did. she paid for it. gg

>>730501834
Do you have any specific schedual of either these threads or streams (if you've streamed before)?

>>730516503
>a psychology degree

you're full of shit, she can't even show her tits and you suddenly believe she has a psychology degree? I guess this makes me a master of the universe..because fans

>>730517278
look at her patreon: alicemargatroid
it has her schedule

>>730517341
>can't even show her tits
what in the fuck makes you think she CAN'T do that?