So i woke up with these holes in my throat this morning and I'm

Bad news: You got bitten by a vampire.

>>730491906
Can you, you know... fuck them?

mrsa

>>730491906
Not sure how someone can just wake up with this.

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>>730491986
>>730492021
>>730492025

>>730491906
Must be a giant vampire

>>730492085
Thank you

>>730491906
Timestamp, faggot

>>730491906
If you haven't recognized it before, you deserve it.

>>730491906
get a shave yer scruffy get

>>730492085
>someone lying on /b/
>shock

>>730491986
or aids

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Plop plip plorp you retarded dwarf! Put your head between your legs and shit your breakfast. I would go absolutely mental if this happened to me. Oh my god I would fucking flip the fuck out!!! I would flip flop titty hop barber shop the fuck out! I literally just vomited!! Ha ha!!!! You fucking dick!

That's a sinus tract opening due to underlying infection in your submandibular space. Doctor here.

reverse search says otherwise

>>730492503

do u like the color purple

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>>730492503
Doctor who apparently can't read a thread

>>730491906
so phone a fucking ambulance you tit you literally have holes in your throat

You have been pierced by the stand arrow and survived?!?

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>>730492816
Wee hee hee!!! You faggot!

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>>730491906
i believe that's a rare condition brought on by really excessive cock gobbling and semen swallowing. It's unusual but sometimes the throat can't take that much stretching and goo gulping, causing it to break open with those holes in extreme cases.

>>730491906
Some bad news m8, you got bitten by the chupacabra, you have 72 hours until you became une, unles you kill a male cat and eat the inside of it, with fork, also the fork need to be silver.

The holes aren't nearly as disgusting as his facial hair.

>>730491906
>babbys first photoshop

>>730491906
This triggers my trypophobia.

>>730491906
That's MRSA, OP. Good luck. You're going to need it, assuming this is actually you.

>>730491906
MD here;
Looks like a classic case of oral sex on farm animals. If you must continue with this activity, discontinue with swallowing the ejaculate. Give your throat a couple of weeks rest by restrictioning your actions and it should get better in time.

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>>730491906
>Can't go to the ER until this afternoon

>>730496222
dem trips doe

>>730491906
Infected Wisdom teeth. Simple image search :/

>>730491906
two bullets, did they fuck your ass too?

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>>730492085
Thanks detective/b/

>>730491906
I'm an orthopedic surgeon, allow me to elaborate off of a first glance guess:

1.) Either you were bitten by a Brown Recluse in your sleep, twice, and didn't die.
2.) MRSA from an infected hair follicle you've got while shaving.
3.) It's bait because a reverse Google image search shows this is preexisting.

Aliums

>>730491906
Did you forget to reply to a post?

>>730492085
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Dentistry/comments/50piam/wisdom_tooth_almost_killed_me_now_left_with/

oh god I feel fucking sick right now
i am going to have to get my wisdom teeth removed at some point

>>730491906

Your shoop fu is weak.

>>730491906


LOL. I REMEMBER TIHS LOSER ON RE-DDIT. IT;S FROM AN INFECTION AFTER A VISIT TO THE DENTIST,

>>730498042
Radick

>>730497922
it's not a big deal bro

>>730491906
Go back to >reddit faggot

>>730491906
Abscesses, and this image is reversible. Newfag.

>>730492434
Underated hard. Laughed my nuts off

>>730492085
>>730492155

Nice to know it's not ALL newfags these days.

>>730497922
To be fair, that guy definitely knew he had an active infection for months before it got to the point. He deliberately did nothing about it.

Forget the holes in ur throat, you need a shave my dude.

>>730492503
ok, so does something like that ever heal?

>>730491906
I know what this is OP, its called "Bait"

>>730491906

the pictures shows materials and bandages used in hospitals. Troll harder tard.

CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE MAN!

>>730492025
This is the first thing that comes to mind.

Prepare for quarantine.

>>730492434
Kek'd hard, cheers mate

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Never mind, /b/. It fixed itself thanks.

>reverse image search done after 4 posts
>+50 replies later and still going

faggots