I constantly forget how fucking Big Moose are. These things are

your mom

>>730455180
OP's mum, obviously

Fuck off fag..
>degenerate hunting thread

>>730455180
Wow did he manage to kill the moose only using a high powered rifle?! What a hero. The size of northern Americans gets me every time.

>>730455393
This isn't a hunting thread you silly cunt. It's an animal thread, and you may not have the looks of an animal, but you got the brains of one.

>>730455253
/thread

What's the deal here? Why so aggressive. I literally just googled a picture of a man next to a moose and people are getting all apeshit.

>>730455180
What people don't realise is how dangerous moose are. Anyone who visits Canada and goes out in the wild get shit scared of bears. Its actually moose they really need to look for. Those fuckers kill more people than any other animal there.

>>730455555
WINRAR

Pigs and wild boars. They're fucking huge.

>>730455555
Holy fuck. Those digits.

Checked.

Also don't worry about them OP. I support your thread. Full grown male African elephants are can grow to freaking huge size. Like two story house huge.

>>730455653
Cause they're carnivores or cause they kill for fun?

>>730455795
It's almost crazy to think that with all these animals towering over us, we rule the planet in this age.

>>730455455
what should he do fucking wrestle it?

>>730455180
I live in a dairy town and people are always surprised by how large cows actually are. They can easily be over 5 feet tall and easily weigh 2000 pounds.
Personally, sharks always surprise me by how large they are. Great white can easily be 6 feet tall and 20 feet long, weighing over 5000 pounds.

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>>730455180
Wolves

>>730455997
Not really we simply evovled differently
Brain and thumbs beats brute force

>>730455819
Apparently they are always angry AF. They walk into outlying suburbs and freak the fuck out charging people, wrecking cars and kicking dogs brains in.

Also they're stupid too and often stand in the road.
> Country road
> driving 100kph
> turn corner
> MOOOOSS!!!!
> hit moose
> everyone dead
> repeat every other week
> end of year 000s dead Canadians

>>730456070
It just doesn't go outside enough so seeing something impressive that's physical gets it confused and angry.

>>730455997
Well, these animals don't know how to use a gun. Anybody can rule the world with that.

If some aliens came to Earth at some point and gave us guns to hunt and defend ourselves from wild anmals we'd probably still be stuck in the stone age cause life would be too easy and there'd be no reason to actually invent shit and progress.

>>730455180
platipus

>>730455819
They're territorial as fuck. So if they see you in their territory, or where they want their territory to be, they'll be aggressive as fuck and charge you. Most people tend to get hurt when something that big rams into them.

>>730455997
It's called intelligence. Yours is overrun by your youth.

>>730456231
So do they only behave like that when they enter civilized areas or do they act the same in their natural environment in the woods, wrecking havoc among the wildlife? Maybe they get angry because you invaded their kingdom and so they try to destroy everything humans built.

>>730456427
Getting hit by a moose is like getting hit by a car going like 20mph right?

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This fat cow's ass

>>730456290
Give a toddler an AR, I'd like to see if he can kill a bear.

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>>730455555
Chekked

swans are startlingly large

you think ducks, they're kinda small
you think geese, they seem kinda big, compared to the ducks
you might think the farm variants of either instead of the native waterfowl kind, and they're even bigger

but swans man, huge
their necks are as thick as and adult's arm and from standing position they can flap their wings as high as your head

and these fuckers fly

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You could stop jerking to random girls and instead go to s.n.a.p.c.h.a.t.y(.)me and get anyones nudes.

>>730456636
>FlyingSquakingAngryCuntsFromTheSky

>>730456481
they can be as fast as 60kmh but i dont know the effects of weight and material compared to a car

>>730456553
I get the feeling you'd be endangered in the vicinity of a kitten.

>>730456553
Are you retarded?

>>730456787
>Oh fuck, I got proven wrong...
>I Know! "You're a little bitch!"
What is this logic.

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Tuna

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>>730455555

>>730456928
I'll think about this next time I make a tuna sandwhich...

>>730456768
> moosies r scare
> touris plez go home

>>730457045
well they fuck up more people in alaska than black and brown bears combined

>>730456168
This. I'm used to seeing average sized dogs everywhere and then I see a full sized wolf and it's like holy fuck, we took those huge beasts and made rat fuck chihuahuas.

>>730456070
Have u heard of sarcasm, dipstick?

>>730457147
Yeah, if you like to watch documentaries you don't really notice how big they are because they're out right next to something so much larger 80% of the time.

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>>730456168
Okay, they do look bigger on two legs.

>>730455393
Degenerate kek
Probably shoves MCFaggit in his mouth every 3 days
Just because other people kill ur shit doesnt that mean ur a fine boi u hypocrite
And don't tell me youre a vegan for 10 years this is /b

>>730455393
Degenerate kek
Probably shoves MCFaggit in his mouth every 3 days
Just because other people kill ur shit doesnt that mean ur a fine boi u hypocrite
And don't tell me youre a vegan for 10 years this is /b kek

>>730457211
sounds more like some hunting is evil kind of faggot to me

>>730457321
Preach

i rode an ostrich in south africa once, they're like real life chocobos but not nearly as cute

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Take a kick from one of these bastards..

>>730457241
Right? I have a boxer that I'm told is pretty big, I guess as far as boxers go and she only reaches my lower thighs. Then I see an wolf and it's easily up to my stomach, like a can take that fucker for a ride. Really makes the thought that we took that and tamed it into one of the most loyal of companions all the more impressive.

>>730456636
Have had a swan freak the fuck out at me one day by the lake. Not ashamed to say for a moment I literally feared for me life

>>730456476
No they are just retards. Always angry. Some species are like that; hornets, snakes, African elephants

Canada is huge and less than 1% is urban area. Moose have got heaps of places they can go to get away from civilization

Am I too late to say op's mom? I also vote for op's mom.

>>730457703
Do kangaroos have their own secret p90x program that we don't know about or something? Seriously, I've rarely seen a roo that wasn't completely fucking jacked.

>>730456231
Canadian here, can confirm. When I was 12 I saw a moose walk out of a forest, across a highway and charge a 53' truck trailer parked at the truck stop I was at. Fucking tipped it on its side and the bang of it landing spooked it into bolting back into forest

>>730457959
Wow, you're truly lucky to have seen something so impressive!

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Fucking leopard seals. They get up to 11.5' and can weigh over 1'300lbs. Absolutely no fear of humans, either.

>>730457959
canadian here as well: we were taught to not worry about humans because they could be reasoned with or at least defended against.. Moose, on the other hand.. if you annoy one in the wild you're pretty much just fucked. they're ever more dangerous than bears, they're probably up there with big cats tbh

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>>730455180

>>730455180
Your mum.

>>730457959
Lol bullshit.

>>730458179
Good god, I don't think I could wrap my arms around that thing.

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>>730455180
I ate moose cooked on a bonfire when I drove through Norway.
It is easily the best meat I have ever had in my life. You'd expect it to be extremely gamey and powerful, but it was velvety and juicy and just really fucking good.
Now I want to breed moose and eat their spawn.

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>>730455180
>>730455653

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kostroma_Moose_Farm

"The idea of the moose domestication did not get much traction in Czarist Russia. However, it reappeared in the 1930s’ Soviet Union; it was suggested at the time that moose cavalry could be efficiently used even in the deep snow. In 1934, the Soviet Government's Nature Reserve Committee ordered creation of moose reserves (zapovedniks) and moose breeding centers (лосиные питомники). Experimental work, initiated by Petr Alexandrovich Manteufel (Петр Александрович Мантейфель), took place at a number of locations: in Yakutia, at the Serpukhov Experimental Game Farm, and in the Buzuluksy Bor Nature Reserve (Бузулукский бор) in Orenburg Region. This experimental work included mounting pistols, spikes, and shields to the antler's of a moose, as well delegating moose labor to tasks of hauling cannons and long range artillery."

>This experimental work included mounting pistols, spikes, and shields to the antler's of a moose.

In soviet russia moose shoot you!

>le stronk white amerikan hunter
lol fucking faggot

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Angler Fish

>>730455180
it always surprises me how small hunter's dicks are.

I was just watching a thing about whales, some whale had a 3 metre long dick.

That's pretty fucking big

Kinda related I'll green text a story for you. Did not happen to me, but I spoke to this guy. He's legit. Happened in a place called Kaikoura, NZ- the sea there is full of all sorts of freaky shit

> snorkelling for paua (abalone)
> wild ocean
> rocky area, only about 6 metres deep, its close enough to shore you don't need a boat, just dive in
> be careful of strong currents, only 300 metres off shore is a trench. Drops straight down 2kms.
> have collected a good haul, just treading water
> not best visibility, never is because kelp
> decide one last dive
> perfect, gotta resurface and swim to shore
> its all good, only about 10 mtrs from land
> head out of the water take a breath
> wtf, killer whale right in front of me, looking right at me
> so close I could reach out and touch his face
> staring right into its eye
> he's between me and the shore, I'm probably fucked.
>wait for a chomp or to be dragged under
> nothing happens
> its just sitting there looking at me
> realise how big its head is. Similar shape and size to an old vw
> someone calls out from shore, sees what's going on and starts screaming
> that's prolly not gonna help mang
> killer whale snorts, head goes under
> I look down, see its big black mass slowly moving under me
> feel a bump against my leg, only the fin. Has all the force and power of a bank vault door slamming
> nope the fuck out of there
> wait a week before I get back in the water.

>>730459329
I glad you're safe! Must have been terrifying. I can't even imagine seeing something car sized so close to me. Especially in water no less, don't know if I'm alone here, but I feel so vulnerable in water.

>>730459329
Not denying it would've been scary but I don't think wild killer whales have ever attacked a human.

>>730455180
> going about my daily business
> serving customers at Wendy's
> 20 minute lunch break
> hits me
> Moooses be huge ya'll
> doesn't believe how I keep forgetting this shit
> goes home
> blows brains out due to over stimulation

>>730459730
Guess the size of Moose is a common knowledge. Your story did make me laugh though!

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>>730457703
Bruce Lee kangaroo

>>730457289
I'm legitimately curious as to what your first language actually is.

>>730459329
> have collected a good haul, just treading water
What was he collecting?
Also orcas are fucking cool, but if I bumped into one, I'd probably just mildly shit myself and pretend I had lived a good life up till then.

fucking bisons. ridiculously large

>>730458990
Holy fuck! And here my dumb ass was thinking they didn't any bigger than a basketball

>>730455180
Pigs, big fucking pigs, you get the impression if one bumped past you your knee or tibia would break.

>>730459587
Oh no mate. Not me. A friend of a friend I've been to the spot and seen orcas and pilot whales from the shore

>>730459633
> aren't they biologically big dolphins?

>>730460677
> paua
Its a kind of shellfish. Tastes meaty and salty AF. But people pay good money for it.

The fagget.

>>730461085
>paua
Just googled it. Looks like a pretentious pride parade oyster. Is the meat really black? Would like to try it, just for the novelty.

>>730458990
fug.
Absurdly large fish spook me, like tuna or marlin, but also fish that I never expect to be large, like that ugly motherfucker.

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>>730457874
It's the big males, once they reach a certain age they stack up to compete for dominance, same deal as mature Elk/Moose etc growing big fuck off racks. Also they're pretty intimidating in person when they stand up and they're 7' and the same weight as you.

>>730457874
They basically fuck whatever they want as well. It's not uncommon to see two kangaroos fucking and a third bigger on tryinh to get in on it.

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This is a mandrill alpha male. He's here to fuck your bitch

>>730461512
Those fuckers get pretty big, suprised the hell out of me when I went on a safari one time

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>>730461338
Kangaroo's are badass!

>>730461338
>you're in the club and this guy smacks your girlfriends ass

>>730455180
your dead moose meat Cx

>>730461512
>>730461698
I fucking love monkeys and apes (please don't compare them to niggers), but mandrill and babboons are fucking scary.

>>730457147
And in cartoons they draw them the size of an average dog too. Imagine getting attacked by three or four of those fuckers. I understand why people used to be so afraid of them.

>>730455180
I mainly like the idea of you several times a day searching Moose pics and being constantly surprised. For me it's Wombats.

>>730458990
Angler fish are tiny. That's a monkfish.

big snakes and big cats. you never get a sense of how big they are until you get up close and personal

>>730461698
Doubt you saw a mandrill on safari considering they live in countries you wouldn't want to visit and in rain forests.

>>730455180
Buffalo...they're tremendous irl...

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>>730461995
>used to be so afraid of them.
>used to be

>>730460982

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>>730455253

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European Lion's Mane Jelly Fish. Longest animal in the world at 121 feet

>>730462457
Heh, imagine getting tangled in that fucker

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>>730462457
I want this thing to fuck off and stay off

>>730462457
World's longest animal...and it doesn't have a brain or eyes.

>>730461748
fucking lol

blue whales, tuna

saw an elephant once.. thought id be bigger

>>730455180
>taller by 1 or 2 foot
>twice as large

wat

>>730463241
Well clearly he's never been around shit like Clydesdales but yeah Meese get pretty big.

>>730462835
HAHAHA LOLOLO TOP KEK
said no one ever
Please find a scat site where you can be with your friends.

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Mola Molas

also, how massive some schools of fish can get

also, tuna, which come in a tiny can but a grow up to 1500 pounds in the wild

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king cobra

>>730463640
yep, they're fucking huge

Emperor penguins are fucking 4 feet tall.

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Kittehs

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Only semi-related, but some paintings are insanely massive as well

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>>730463482
That like a Sunfish?

>>730463640
Yeah big snakes are pretty intimidating. When I was a kid my pop found a 2m Tiger snake on his lawn and it was over twice my length at the time, put the wind up me.

>>730464109
>That like a Sunfish?
yep, same thing

>>730456928
>>730457033
Tuna are the niggers of the sea.

>>730457826
They are not "retards"
The animals with the aggressive trait survived compared to the docile ones. Their aggression assured their survival in nature

>>730464235
Yeah man when I was a kid those things fascinated me, couldn't believe the size. Wonder how bad they get owned by parasites.

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the Gippsland Earthworm

The North America Dindu ape.

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>>730464049
It's mental as fuck when you see a painting you "know well" and realize how fucking big it is.

The Last Supper is fucking huge.

>>730464305
There's another worm species that's whole lot bigger than that. I don't have the picture but I remember and Anon posted it and it looked like a rain forest environment

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>>730464733
Or how small the Mona Lisa is.

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>>730464918
>>730464733
Oh shit lol

>>730464733
We're all sitting on this side, thanks.

>>730464918
>>730464997
yeah, the mona lisa is pretty lame

it's really only famous because it was stolen in 1911, which ended up turning into a huge international scandal

>>730465110
I always wondered why it was considered so amazing. Thanks for that anon.

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>>730455180
is this donald? ..go to sleep fag

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>>730464763
African Giant Earthworms are the largest in the world, averaging about 4 1/2 feet in length..

allegedly there was one that was 22 feet long spotted back in the 60s, but no specimens to prove it existed

Shit used to be HUGE thousands of years ago

>>730465027
Can we have a table for 26 please?

But there's only 13 of you...

These are the kind of rare threads that pop up every now and then amidst the torrent of traps and logs of shit nowadays. Glad to enjoy this moment with all of you.

>>730455180
The plural of moose is meese you fucking autist.

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>>730465862
agreed, so let's keep it going

here's the Giant Golden Crowned Flying Fox

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>>730466642
These things, I've seen one as a kid when I picked up a big rock, terrified the fuck out of me. Fuck centipedes

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>>730464733
>The Last Supper is fucking huge.
That priest could be tiny.

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>>730455180
Hyacinth Macaws and macaws in general

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The Elephant Seal

>>730466965
Real life Horker from Skyrim.

>>730455180
the plural of moose is meese
learn to english /b/ro

>>730459329
>be me
>snorkeling in like 2 ft of water
>first time ever, and having fun
>come to a ledge and look over it
>DANGER NOODLE IN THE FACE
>LIKE 2 FUCKING INCHES AWAY
>panic and flail back to shore

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banana slugs aren't that big, but are fairly surprising when you see one for the first time..

apparently you can lick them and it makes your tongue go numb

>>730455180
They are legal to be killed though. In Canada they can become rather rude towards humans, almost how the kangaroos behave towards people in Australia.

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>>730455180
Yeah, I'm not a hunter or hunting enthusiast at all (though I do believe it is just logical that one knows the basics of hunting and meat preservation for any emergency scenario that might/could arise), but moose are no fucking joke. More people are killed by moose every year than by bears and auto accidents combined. These fuckers are immense creatures who will easily demolish a car in seconds.

I love that there is life in the wild reaches, but these are literally harbingers of death, should you encounter one.

pic shows man killed by a moose.

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I'm a fisherman on the river so I know how big sturgeon can get, but I'm still surprised when j see a big one.

>>730467626
T H I C C

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>>730455180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-CrNlilZho
Watch this if you haven't yet.

>>730455180

According to the creation myths of a few native Canadian tribes, when the creator spirit was making all the animals, he was experimenting with different sizes. At first he made all the animals as large as mountains, but they destroyed the world so he started again. After that he went back and made all the animals smaller.

Then he made the moose, and it likewise was way too big. But he was fed up with making things in different sizes so he just left it as it is today.

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>>730463482

Yeah man, I've dived into a school of blufin, with my spear and rig, and after watching them I had no urge to shoot, those fucking things are amazing.

>>730467231
I see doggy cock ready for action

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>>730467759
MAH NIGGA

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>>730459329
Haha awesome story and yours is way better than my nope story
>Be 12-13ish bodyboarding at my local beach
>Slide off the back of my board to touch the sandy floor and flush warm water out of my wetsuit
>Land on something slippery and humpy instead of sandy
>Feet splay to either side to the point my legs are almost as wide as they can go
>As my feet are slipping to either side I feel slippery surface buck under me
>Bucking shoves me off backwards and through the murky wave wash I see a huge shadow heading away from me
>Shadow is a flattened diamond shape and I can see white spots/patches on it's back
>Nope the fuck out of the water fast as shit and sit there for about half an hour, friends ask what's wrong but I've got no words initially

Other than being scared as fuck that I'd stood on a stingray with a wingspan wider than I am tall, I was so fucking relieved it hadn't stung me, I could see images of it's tail coming up and stinging me in the gooch or ass.

I did some research and figured out that it was an Eagle Ray which as far as I can tell don't really sting anyway but they do grow fucking big. I also saw it a couple of weeks later when I was reef exploring at a point near that beach, saw the fucker cruising in the shallows, least I like to think it was him.

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>>730466965
>google elephant seal
>get jew seal
>finally understand the meme

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>>730455180
>What other animals surprise you with their size?

The orange egocentric douchebag orangutan.

While these fuckers act like their balls are made of brass and seem to never cease throwing their dung in every direction they face, whats really remarkable is how fucking tiny their hands are. Like childrens' hands. It's so fucking bizarre

>>730467637
Oarfish, awesome things and suggested to be one of the origins of sea serpent myths

>>730467868
You're not the only one anon

>>730456168
Aw look at the big pupper

>>730456928
how long does it take tuna to grow to that size?
ive been eating so much tuna lately trying to bulk that i belive i may be extinguishing the species

Sorry i dont have anything to contribute, but just want to say this is a fantastic thread. I've always had an irrational fear of large creatures underwater, and this thread is giving me shivers.

>>730455180
Your mother.
Muh dick.
Sage in all fields.

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ok im done

>>730462835
whos that
would definitely cum in her face

>>730468443
Is that all one creature?

>>730463482
Holy fuck what in God's cesspool of an earth is that fucking thing

>>730468556
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_sunfish

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>>730468543
i hope not

>>730468543
Yes and no it is a colony of many organisms acting as a single creature, a siphonophore

>>730455653
This guy knows what's up, ManitobaFag Here

>>730467790
Good, they are incredibly endangered
Lucky bastard

>>730461748
"Just getting her warmed up for you, buddy."

>>730468671
That one of those Freshwater Rays?

>>730455180
only subhumans use measures like feet

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Reminder that tigers get pretty fucking big too

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>>730455180
>What other animals surprise you with their size?

>>730455180
Im constantly staggered at how large my cock is, its an animal all on its own...

Like holy fuck, its stunningly large.

>>730467231
Please tell me she lets him knotty in her twatty