movies described shittily old thread limit >many snow >ole

>White people are black people

>meet bank robber
>they get free money from him
>toad
>flood

>Guy has boring life
>Hates job and people
>Meets a new friend
>Friend turns out to be crazy asshole
>Friend makes him do things he doesn't want to do
>Everything works out in the end

>Dude has daddy issues
>Proceeds to coach soccer team

>>730453252
Fight club

>23 faggots steal 3 people
>actually is 24
>o shit
>dies
>dies
>dies
>shotgun
>run naked man run!

>>730453129
>Holy men
>Try to be holier
>Fail

No one got this in the last thread.

>Old guy doesn't like the thought of dying.
>Old guy is real smart.
>Old guy finds out that he and everyone else most likely wont have to die.
>Old guy tries to tell everyone.
>6 people believe him.

>aliens
>doo doo doo doo doo

>five kids spend their weekend outside of civilization
>under them is "zoo"
>"party" starts
>unicorn

>ha dude let's go find weapons to sell
>captured by chinese
>monsters attack

>>730453286
Yep

>>730453345
Signs

>>730453345
nope

>>730453383
>>730453393
whoops, meant to reply to you. nope.

>>730453345
x flies

>>730453287
It did not come to mind.


>>730453129
Fargo
>>730453252
Fight club

>>730453290
the exorcist?

>>730453419
nope.

>little girl gets sucked into closet.

>Crazed hockey goalie goes on rampage

>>730453458
Poltergeist

>>730453443
not fargo
nobody will get this one. its popular too... huh

>>730453458
Poltergeist

>>730453487
>>730453504
yup

>angst cunt chooses between a bat and a dog
>rest of the sequels make no fucking sense at all

>Bitch with kid in a huge home
>hear strange noises
>house hunted
>they the ghost haunting

>>730453288
Split

>>730453368
The Great Wall

>>730453480
Jason

>homeless veteran
>breaks into gay rich guy's house
>fucks nun
>???
>profit

>>730453366
the house on the lake or something forgot the name

>>730453565
Don't know of any movie called that

>Jews, white trash, Russians and niggers all monkeying over a big ass diamond
>London

>>730453562
>Split
nice

>aliens
>unicorn
>spaceship

>Bills Lost
>Tap Dancer in Bowling Alley
>Tripe Dinner
>Retaliation at Strip Club

>>730453565
Friday the 13th

>>730453129
Django Unchained?

>blind dude
>wants to rape chick but ends up raping himself

>Guy gets cancer
>Gets surgery
>Hands on metal cock

>>730453620
Yep

>>730453641
Don't breathe

>>730453583
cabin in the woods, thats what its called.
>>730453366

>>730453129
Hateful 8

>>730453129
>Bunch of criminals talk lots of shit and hang out in some warehouse

>Big fight
>Lets do a gang
>Oh shit whats that
>We need a tougher gang
>Yo its just a dead nigger in a parachute
>Dead
>Chuck some stones
>Dead
>The Navy

>>730453659
Correct

>>730453633
theres not much snow in django unchianed
close

>>730453583
Getting close.

>>730453672
nice shit man, that is correct.

>White people are black people

>>730453677
Hateful 8 for OP
Reservoir Dogs for this.

>>730453600
Snatch

>>730453677
Reservoir Dogs

>Dudes go to the woods in honor of their dead childhood friend
>Hot hippies
>Burnt money

>guy was hiding in the basement the whole time.

>Woman in bar has interesting conversation
>Decides to go fuck herself

>>730453576
Machete?

>>730453561
The Shining?

>some shithole in the south
>old worthless sheriff
>cold blooded killer with a stupid haircut

>>730453677
>>730453129
Much tarantino. I enjoy this.

Keeping up with the theme


>Bitch gets shot
>wakes up
>kills everyone

>>730453784
predestination
fucking mindfuck of a film

>>730453733
Get out

>>730453803
Nope.

>Man gets cancer
>kills people

>cunt loses husband
>loses daughter
>crippled for life

>>730453816
kill bill, gave away with the theme mention

>Forest
>Man gets old
>Woman can't turn her back to her demons

>>730453844
Deadpool

>>730453824
Win

>>730453868
Nope

>>730453780
Saw?

>>730453338
Is it 'The Last Man on Earth'? Or some shit...
That movie about the guy that's lived since forever and he's trying to tell a grp of ppl qt a party that he's been around for hindreds of years and he can't convince them

>>730453809
No country for old men

> hit midget chick befriends perverted magician
> magician sends her to get rid of some underwear
> lots of farting and lesbian horniness ensue

>>730453129
>niggers form a band
>Jew manages the band, underpass the niggers
>niggers get mad, split from each other
>nigger dies from AIDS

>>730453887
nope

>>730453684
Lord of the flies?

>Dude is angry
>goes strutting around

>>730453911
Straight outta Compton

>woman steals money from employer
>man and his mother
>Dark secret
>skeletor

>>730453925
hulk

>Man makes machine
>machine fuck off on heli

>>730453888
Like an evolved caveman ae? Fucking me off what its called

>>730453443
>>730453290
nope

>>730453562
yup

>Man elected leader of his land
>Son turns out to be a dick who hates him
>Son cheats in a competition
>Man must fight aliens threatening his land
>He got his emo buddy to help him

>bowling
>the chinaman pissed on a rug

>>730453968
Nope. Less marvel, more Duvall.

>traffic jam
>hot day
>guy loses his shit

>>730453980
Ex Machina

>>730453980

ExMachina

>girl goes to sleep
>wakes up

>>730454039
Yep

>teens get stranded in middle of nowhere
>bird guy havin the munchies
>black dude lives

>I'm a cop
>I'm also a cop
>but I'm also a mafia
>I'm also also a mafia
>what the fugg
>everyone dies

>>730454023
Road rage

>>730454015

Way too easy

>Chinatown
>big trouble

>Chink and nigger have fun in Paris

>>730454081
Nope

>>730454080
the departed
gr8 flim though

>>730453844
Saw

>>730453911
Straight outta Compton

>>730453816
>bitches talk lots of shit
>die in a car crash

>Dudes fuck around in jungle
>eat monkey
>rock rape

>>730454090
Holy shit that's way too hard

>>730454090

Cmon, way too easy, the name in the hint?

>>730454122
Yes

>two dudes are cool
>one dudes friend kills others parents
>pissed
>they get sum buds and have a big fight
>turns out some faggots arrested all the buds
>they fight one on one after
>guy nearly kills other guy
>turns out a nigger manipulated them into fighting
>guys touch tips and apologize
End

>Man cosplays
>Ends up fighting best friend and father of best friend
>Cosplayer gets redhead

>>730454164
Spider man?

>>730454130

I spit on your grave

>>730454109
Rush hour

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>>730453129
Was gonna say Tarantino but somebody beat me to it already.
>big house
>many guests
>many ded
>rainy night

>>730454123
Death Proof

>Dudes watch demon strippers

>>730454200
Nope

>dude fights aliens
>multiple of the same dude
>they are the aliens' army

>>730453822
Win

>>730454199
Win

>>730453338
Total shot in the dark here but... Logan's Run?

>>730453338
The man from earth

>>730454114
ye my description makes it sound so shit

>>730453984
Its a few years old, maybe 2010..
Some dude meets a group of friends in modern times and reveals to them he's been around for thousands of years...and they try to argue against why he can't be real but he rebuttals them

>inventions
>you need diagrams of diagrams to understand

>retard saves animals

>Kid uses his wood to avenge his parents

>>730453129
>bunch of weird kids are stuck in a time loop
>hot daycare keeper

>>730454306
Ace Ventura

>>730454205
Yes

>>730454206
Murder By Death (or the movie it and family guy spoofed, which I dont know the name)

>>730453770
Without a paddle

>>730454362
Yes

>WWII
>survive by turning into a pig
>somehow get girl

>>730454306
Fantastic beasts and where to find them

>Man gets inebriated
>Unable to find vehicle

>>730454131
>>730454135
Guess my other one m8 >>730454023

>Punks witness murder
>oh fuck
>X-men

>niggers come from space
>kill chicks cuz the gey

>>730454394
Dude where's my car?

>>730454399

Falling Down

>a nigger steals
>escapes but then gets put away for a long time
>chick finds the stolen jewlry
>wants to return it
>she breaks nigger out
>both go return it
>law enforcement is back
>slow motion fire monster is actually a female that had her heart stolen

>>730454427
Gayniggers from Outer Space

>tolerable looks
>get ugly real fast
>compensate heavily
>kill people to save lives
>nobody questions my morality

>>730453962
No One??

>>730454123
Death Proof

>>730454430
Yes

>>730454286
Yeah they were a bunch of college professors or teachers

>>730454427
Gay niggers from outer space

>doge
>much loyal wow so obedience
>shows up same place all the time
>always for one dude
>tfw dude stops showing up
>still show up for years
>many a feel
>wow much sad

>disturbed teen
>makes a friend who has cousins who are gangsters
>brother gets into interracial relationship
>grandma gets into freak accident
>uncle is narcissistic
>brother and uncle get into sketchy business
>do odd jobs
>runs for president

>Family problems ends up killing the father and making the son leave and isolate himself

My last one for the night:

>guy comes with bros
>falls
>gets stranded and surrounded by niggers

>>730454443
Win

>>730454510
trump: the movie

>>730454484
Yea that's it but forget the title

>>730453129
The hateful eight

>guy does lots of math
>becomes famous
>goes nuts
>still famous

>>730454498
Hachiko, or some azun name or whatever. The dog one, not marley.

>chink gets other chinks hammered
>eat an octopus

>space tree
>space animal

>>730453921
Winner!

>>730454498
hachiko

>>730454579
Avatar

>>730454562
>the mathster

>>730454498
Hatico

>>730454562
Brilliant mind

>>730454562
A Beautiful Mind

>phone
>sniper

>>730454618

>>730454562

Sorry, A Beautiful Mind.

>>730454562
>>730454636
faggot, its
>great mind

>>730454599
No.

>Man accepts cookies from old lady
>make woman cum with magic
>terrible sequel

>suitcase full of white undies
>get's thrown over a bridge

>coming of age story

>>730454638
Phone Booth

>Dick Tracy as a nigger-loving freestyle- battling political candidate

>>730454638
The Chacal (remake)

>>730454666
SATAN TRIPS

>>730454447
Moana

>law abiding citizen
>go to jail anyway
>????

>I want to give my sister a bird as a present.
>Here's your bird
>Too much bird!!!!

>>730454690
Winner

>In prison
>Hitman gets chance at redemption
>Has to work with some whore, a Mexican, and some other losers
>Beats up woman with heart problems
>Gets shafted but still gets to see his daughter

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>>730454572
Such win wow

>>730454510
Napoleon Dynamite! I was thinking It was Animal Kingdom for awhile

>>730454015
Big Lebowski

>literally nobody
>go to italy
>literally somebody else
>talent

>>730454712
yus

The Green Mile >>730454717

>>730454725
Suicide Squad

>>730454813
Win

>>730454338
Nope

>Asteroid or some shit
>Dragons in the fucking mall
>Head and Shoulders

>couple of guys doing lots of drugs

>>730454783

Talented Mr. Ripley

>woman and child attacked by metaphor

>>730454525
No one?

>Midget befriends magician
>Magician sends him to get return some jewelry to a really dangerous neighborhood
>Midget and best friend nearly die
>Get saved by the birds
>Everyone laughs uncomfortably

>>730454853
Evolution?

>government agent
>kill people (to save people or whatever)
>shit blows up anyway
>have rampant sex unnecessarily at the cost of mission time
>baddies can't shoot me I'm too speedy desu
>perfect aim
>arrest ringleader

>>730454783
The "talented" mr rippley

>Guy hates his job
>stops giving fucks
>life is better

>Two guys are old
>One ends up joining a group of terrorists
>Other one tries to stop him from being a terrorist
>Communism vs Freedom, based on how they dresssed

>gang kills guys dog
>guy kills everyone

>Singing Cannibal Barber
izi mode

>>730454853
Evolution

>>730454928
John Wick

>>730454888
LOrd of the rings

>>730454760
correct

>>730454916
Fight club

>>730454898
like, any james bond movie?

>>730453235
oh brother where art thou

>>730454888
Lord of the rings

>cars

>inb4 cars

>fast

>>730454878

Judgement Night

>>730454928
Sweeney Todd

>>730454889
Winrar winrar chicken dinnrar

>>730455010
Nope, think east Africa.

>>730454671
Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve fucks you up!

>>730454990
yup

>two girls come to Spain
>fuck the same guy
>guy has a crazy wife

>>730454983
nope

>Crazy Grandpa dies
>go halfway around world with inheritance
>crazy people want to eat his friends
>ends up dating dangerously underweight blonde chick

No one know this?.. faggots are missing out on a good movie

>Bills Lost
>Tap Dancer
>Tripe
>Retaliation at Strip Club

>>730455013
Wrong number, right answer.

>>730454916
Office space?

>Boy gets adopted
>Hates foster parents
>Boy gets adopted against old foster parents did
>New Foster father kills himself

>>730455061
Vicky Christina Barcelona

>>730455009
Fast and furious

>>730454955
>>730454994
Yes

>gang kills guys dog
>guy kills everybody

>gripping story of a man of unknown ethnicity and his relationship troubles while balancing football practice and his adopted son

>>730454525
Observe & report?

>>730455128
John Wick

>>730455133
Nope.
Think helicopters.

>>730454928
Shooter?

>>730455128
We had that already
John wick

>famine embitters the land
>men descend from elsewhere
>bless the soil
>trees grow
>fruit turns people into monsters
>monsters forever offscreen
>wife and children die
>kill aliens

>Guy wants woman
>Woman's boyfriend bullies him
>Man and his friend are banished from group
>They find girl and old man and other people
>They have their own social group now
> They develop some technologic stuff
> Use technology for revenge
> Everyone loves him now

>>730455128
John malcovich

>3 friends work together to make alot of money
>mom prepares for game show

>>730453129

>My Fair Lady but with chavs
>Fireworks
>Anal Sex

>>730454383
Gravitys Rainbow

>guys in suits does not approve of free sim cards for all of humanity

>>730455217
Requiem for a Dream

>kids do heroin
>kid climbs out of toilet
>baby dies
> kids stop doing heroin

>>730453888
>>730454254
>>730454262
None of these are correct.

>>730455239
Kingsman

>>730455258
Trainspotting

>guy in a hat
>robs graves

>>730455047
that's right, good sir.

>Wife dies
>kid dies
>I wanna die.jpg
>Stranger saves him
>fuck dat I'll eat rats
>adopts girl
>girl and guy murder stranger
>girl dies
>I'm a shitty guardian.jpg
>years pass
>surprise, stranger not dead

>>730455230
it's an animu

>>730455217

Requiem for a Dream

>>730453962
Psycho

>>730455128
Shooter

>Dude fucking dies
>sees his pals after death
>incest

>>730453129
Hateful 8?

>>730455101
Yes, gratz

>>730455323
Bingo

>guy has a kick ass automatic cross bow
>fights vampires and shit

>>730454576
Oldboi

>>730454700
Bulworth

>>730454855
Withnail & I

>action packed team
>lots of cgi
>disagreements
>fight villains and defeat them
>disband
>sequels

>>730453266
kicking and screaming
>>730453338
passion of christ
>>730453345
mars attacks

>Dude meets dad who nigged out on him
>Dad turns out to be a cunt who killed mom
>Son Kills Dad
>Son realizes abusive kidnapper he grew up with was pretty good father figure
>Film single handedly keeps the body paint industry in the black for this year.

>>730454023
Falling Down

>>730455370
Correct

>kids toy comes to life and becomes a prick

>My tea's gone cold, I wondering why I got out of bed at all
>The morning clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
>And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
>It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

>>730455425

Chucky

>>730455201
Year one

>>730455370

Yes on Bulworth

>>730455439
Close but no

>kidnapped
>20yrs in shit motel
>breakout
>save girl from crime
>fugg xD
>find captor
>kill everyone
>girl was daughter
>captor was some random dude I met in HS who was fucking his dad

>>730455279
bingo

>>730455356
Van Helsing

>>730455466
Oldboy

>>730455436
no

>>730455357
Van Helsing

>nigger on a horse
>whips a guy

>>730455530
Django

>>730455425
Small Soldiers

>be spoilt shit
>tfw war
>lose fam
>scavenge and shit
>some dude takes me in
>le nipon camp
>i like planes
>sing like a bitch
>tfw manage to survive
>find parents

>>730455530
Dnigger

>Nigga can't read but he going to a library

>>730455357
Van Helsing

>>730455425

CP... we love it here

>>730455553
no

>>730455400
Nope.

>>730453129
>beta faggot nerd
>gets soacked into a weird leather wearing subculture
>gets druged by some nigger
>sees weird Shit
>revolvs against government
>commites various crimmes
>dies
>lives
thats easy

>father and son bonding
>very grey
>dad dies
>kid finds beach

>get conscripted
>win
>draft ends
>no more civil war

>Gotta go fast
>Gotta go fast
>old man say go slow left is right
>gotta go fast
>old man is right
>I win fast by go slow fast
>time to move to old crappy 60s town with girlfriend who runs motel

>>730455425
Ted

>they want to build a highway or some shit
>notinmybackyard.jpeg
>different they want to build a highway or some shit
>notonmyplanet.gif
>really awful poetry

>>730453338
>Hint
The part where people don't believe him doesn't actually happen in the movie. It happens after the movie is over.

>>730455605
nope

>>730455574
book of eli

>>730455666
Cars

>>730453252
broke back mountain?

>bullied guy
>grows up and do dumb shit
>make many mitsakes
>guy calls me out on it
>fight him
>a lot of dumb shit happens
>save grill
>almost die

>>730455686

Hitch hikers Guide to the Galaxy

>>730455725
Win

>>730454525
Black Hawk Down

>>730455299
Interview with the Vampire

>>730455666
... cars?

>>730455683
Bingo

>>730455738
Yes good winrar

>>730455458
Fuck, no idea

> hot midget chick befriends perverted magician
> magician sends her to get rid of some underwear
> lots of farting and lesbian hijinks ensue

>>730455750
Yes

>Spear of destiny
>"my sister wouldn't kill herself"
>"but she did though"
>priest has cancer
>fuck you satan

>>730455563
Hint:
Its hip to be square
Actor

>man works at bank
>carries small cassette player at all times
>tape records information
>loses shit and kills himself

>Hollywood
>Fuck a car crash
>extremely emotional Spanish opera

>>730455201
Really? No one?

>>730455666
could u tell me? I just watched this shit n I'm dying

>>730455802
Constantine

>guy has aids
>imports illegal medicine
>friends with a trap

>>730453561
i know that movie, forgot the name
the twist was a good one

>>730455651
The Road

>>730455706
the discovery stfu

>>730455745
Interview is correct good sir

>grrrrr
>kitty
>boo
>ahhhhh
>hahaha

>>730455929
Yes

>>730454942
Sweeny Todd

>>730455968
Monsters Inc.

>niggers being niggers

>>730455958
>the discovery stfu
Never heard of that movie. That's not the right movie.

>>730455899
Yes!

>>730456013
Win

>Dying guy fools Satan
>Satan saves him, makes him work for it

This one's really obscure as it's not a hugely popular movie

>Man creates human by himself
>uh oh that wasn't the only one
>retarded failed experiment throws baby
>media scandal and protests

>trippy fridge scene
>Arm gets amputated

>shitty neighborhood
>kids with drugs (made me think of kids with guns but that's not relevant)
>the fucking wool hat guy does a dumb and hurts himself
>fireworks go off because celebrations that night
>they go out and start fighting gorillas
>or something
>anyways they eventually kill a black dude
>total gangster faggot
>oven blows up building

>Niggers be cutting hair
>Somehow 3 movies and counting from this premise

>Guys has insomnia
>Drinks at the airport
>Plays hangman with self
>Oh shit i killed that kid!

>>730455742

42 check 'em

>>730456100
Requiem for a dream

>>730456100
Requiem for a Dream

>>730456103

Attack the Block

>>730453962
Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho

>woman barks
>trees fall
>men don't climb trees anymore
>women do
>something is wrong
>diet too heavily
>concern for enviroment
>ozone layer disappears

>>730456125
Friday

>>730455919
dallas buyers club or what was the name of it? haven't seen it

>>730456187

No

>>730456100
Requiem for a Dream

>>730456161
Yeh. Actually a funny movie to watch while stoned

>>730456125
Barbershop

>guy eats people
>saves a girl from another maniac

>>730456133
The Machinist

>nigger talks to objects and is surrounded by white people

>>730456125
berbershap

>>730456267

Correct

>>730456282
Correct!

>>730456282
AKA Great Value Fight Club

>If only the antagonist in this movie could have known that his nigger protagonist would be fucking his real-life wife several years later in 2016

>>730455740
Hint
>mom fucked off when he was young

>>730455773
No one?

>aliens
>doo doo doo doo doo