One of my close friends who lives in another country is currently

Killing yourself is beta male shit. Go outside and fuck some gangas faggot

>>730451439
No

>>730451549
how much more do i need

>>730451534
This

if you took all that your kidneys and liver would shut down and you would die in about a week

Shoot some ghetto-niggers, have some fun...

If you dont worship your life enough to take it, at least have as much killing spree euphoria as you can.

>>730451534
>>730451604

im tranny who was diagnosed psychotic.

>>730451534
/thread

>>730451439
If you're gonna kill yourself why don't you do some rad shit

Figure out where some bad criminals live and go take them the fuck out

Even if you die you die a hero

>>730451700
Just because someone diagnoses you doesn't mean you have the right to act like a faggot.

Go on a holiday spend all your money, work overseas. Your life is only as shit as you make it. Stop sitting at home and go do some reckless shit.

im limited by funds.

>>730451700
Take a shitton of LSD (700ug +), if its real it won't kill you, and take a gun outside while running down the street, the rest youll figure out by yourself.

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>>730451439
No not enough and even if it is it will take 3-4 days of nothing but agony before you die.

>>730451818
Sell drugs then. You're going to kill yourself anyway.

"Limited"??? If you're gunna kill yourself spend what you've got left lol

>>730451832
how much more do i need

>>730451590
The Problem with ibu and Paracetamol is, it is not enuough medical agents in one pill. You would habe to take so mich, that it is not possible dir your stomach to keep it . You just puke ....And maybe later have a problem with your kidney and liver

>>730451873
i did on the last attempt

>>730451439
It is the most painful way to go, you would die when your liver enlarges to the size of a football in a week or so....

>>730451439
It's enough to kill you, but it will be a very slow and painful death. If you do this, get yourself to hospital so you can at least go out on some morphine, but there won't be anything they can do to save you.

>>730451818
>>730451821

A ~100ug tab on the street: 5$
6*160ug on the web: 36$

You can afford that for sure

>>730451439

Eat salt. Shitloads of salt. Eat salt until you die.

it will only fuck up your liver

>>730451439
They are going to have a week long headache from blood thinning

>>730451927
You even fail at killing yourself lol you're beta as fuck.

Stop making excuses and go live. All you've done is make excuses and its probably the reason you're so beta.

>>730451439
Yes you will die of liver failure which takes several days and is really really painful.

Assuming you don't just puke it all up of course

>>730452003
where the hell do i even get that

>>730451953
They actually can save you through intubation because you can't digest all those pills at once. And yes, they will check yr pooper.

It will be much worse off for you because you won't just be discharged, you will be kept in 4-point restraints and get a full psych eval.

>>730452015

This! +10
I once killed myself with salt. Was great.

>>730451894
Just fucking jump off a roof or something.

>>730452255

You can always jump to a pile of salt to be extra sure of dying

>>730452255
i'm scared of heights.

>>730452319
>trying to figure out how to kill yourself
>caring about what you're scared of
holy shit i would tell you to kill yourself but you're already trying so im just at a loss for words

>>730452319
fuck off cunt. also i live in australia, there is a significant lack of tall buildings or guns. OD'ing is about my only option there's fucking pillows over everything here

>>730452105
Go outside friday in the near of the clubs. If you live in a big city you will 100% be asked by a negro if you wanna buy some weed, maybe ur lucky and he has acid.

Whatsoever, if you dont want to get fucked over by a BBC, google "Silk Road 3", follow the tutorial and then order some good acid (do not trust anyone who sells blotters over 300ug, rather take a lot small blotters)

It will not kill you, not even in the slightest, but it will drive you crazy enough that a suicidal person EASELY could kill himself without any fear or pain.

fag. all you gonna do is kill your kidneys and liver then die slowly in a hospital.

Yes but it will be slow and painful if he doesn't throw it all up, the paracetamol will induce liver failure and kill him over a relatively long period of time. The ibuprofen will probably cause non-lethal intestinal and stomach bleeding, the asprin will make the bleeding worse since its a blood thinner. It's possible he could die from that alone, but if not the paracetamol will kill him over the course of a week or so if he doesn't get a liver transplant.

This wont be fun for him, that much is certain.

>>730452457
You live in Australia and don't know where to buy acid....

Further, just go jump off a fucking bridge. Can you climb or are you that retarded?

>>730452457
If you take all those pills you'll just vomit it up and end up with severe liver damage which means the rest of your life will be agonising pain.

>>730452457
>australia
are you fucking stupid
just go outside and let a spider/snake/crocodile bite you
you have the most poisoning animals in the world over there and you never thought about that? are you fucking stupid?

>>730452496
u don't know what depression is. if u have real depresssion u don't want to go to unknown territories.

>>730452578
if i have the aspirin, and cut myself would this work instead?

>>730452620
Do you know how hard it is to get drugs into Aussie land? It's basically a giant island with tight as fuck customs, everything over there is like twice as much as it is in the US.

>>730452635

Maybe if he will first eat the pills and then go play with a killing animals so he wont feel any pain?

>>730452675
no

>>730452635
after "I'm scared of heights" by op, would you be surprised by a
"Im scared of animals"

>>730452675
Maybe, maybe not. Bleeding out is usually a very lengthy and uncertain process.

>>730452695
Mate I live in Australia and know about 20 people who I could grab acid off in the next 30 minutes. I'm not even a regular drug user.

>>730452736
OP is just looking for attention, not gonna do it

>>730452724

NO!
The animal will die also because of the medicine

>>730452767
>Mate I live in Australia
No you dont, stop lying

>>730451439
Yeah sure just remember to down it with 2 litres of vodka

>>730452736
i can't, im an allergic.

>>730451439

No, that 100% won't kill you you fucking retard, it will only give you irreparable liver damage for the rest of your life...constantly reminding you that you're a dickhead who can't do any fucking research.

>>730452815
nice

>>730452674
I had depression.
Severe depression.
Tried killing myself with 16...
Lucky for me, i was not a smart child and tried to OD on acid (not possible), wich was a 30h-nightmare but after all flipped my life around...

>>730452828
kek

okay, how about the aspirin and 2 litres of vodka then, and cutting myself?

>>730451724
Yeah do something rad. Find crack dealers, rat them out.

Find child molesters, shit on their porch.

>>730452857
Or OP could have a psychotic break and kill other people instead of himself? You really shouldn't recommend suicidal people (and INEXPERIENCED sucidial people at that!) to take hardcore, heroic doses psychedelics. It's traumatizing and goes wrong more often than not.

>>730451439
Fuck you I thought those were LEGO, I was hyped as fuck

>>730452917
lol no

>>730452807
ITT
>Faggot on internet asks about shitty suicide attempt
>Insults people who aren't faggots who can easily get drugs
Youre awfully heroic for someone whos a suicidal gronk

>>730452942
shit in a child, molest a crack dealer

Mate im an Australian too. I dont agree with killing yourself (its the pussies way out) but couldn't you just hang yourself? If not get some mineral turpentine to wash those pills down.

>>730452917
>Maybe, maybe not. Bleeding out is usually a very lengthy and uncertain process.

>>730451439

you can only fuck up your kidneys with that shit.
wont kill you, do some fucking research and timestamp next time faggot

>>730452917
why not doing the "steve irwin" and let a animal kill you? and don't forget to livestream it

>>730452980
oh i counted about 3 different people pretending to be me for keks, it's kinda funny. i just wanna die though. they're helping a lot anyway

>>730452980
You're not even australian mate, this is an American website.

153,200 AUD - average cost for liver transplantation in Australia. 5000 AUD for gastric operation because of gastric blooding.
Holy shit, will you that other aussies should pay so much for your bullshit?

best way to go is to jump front of train. 120 km/h fast train.

>>730453036
So true

>>730451439
use a gun dick head. 45 hollow point or a shotty.

>>730453086
do the trains here even go that fast. they seem to slow down at any place you can get to the tracks easy and have a butt load of vision so it's hard to get onto the tracks without them seeing you

Couldnt you hang yourself? Maybe just wash the pills down with some turpentine and paint stripper. Or you could try sudden sniffing death. Spray some aerosol in a zip lock and take a massive breath of that while its still cold. That should do it.

>>730453034
Just walk up to all negros you can find and ask them if they have Flakka, PCB or Molly, if yes murder him and take all he has on him.

>>730453233
>>730452828
>>730452736
Hes for sure scared of ropes

>>730453176
You have to hide, then jump out and surprise them.

hanging is pretty fool proof
exit bag is least painful

>>730453176

What the fuck is with these excuses?
You can jump in front of a train if you want. Stop making excuses

>>730453316
should i do jazz hands or something too?

>>730453349
it's illegal to enter train tracks in my country.

how to kill yourself quick

1. seperate your head from your body
2. damage your brain fast and brutal
3. damage your heart fast and brutal
4. overdose on the right medication

it all boils down to "shut down your brain in the fastest way". cutting off/crushing your head is the best way.

>>730453564

Is it legal to kill yourself?

>>730453359
Jazz hands are optional.

>>730451894
Don't do it that way you can find a much more painless way. It's probably the worst method you could use.

>>730453632
yes

>>730451894
you need about 1 pill more to do the trick.

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build a selfmade guillotine. something sharp that cuts with enough force into your neck that your head gets chopped off.

don't do it but i'm not here to judge you

>>730453842
no it's illegal in australia

>>730453969
oh noes OP is foiled!

>>730453969
don't tell me that the punshiment is death penalty.

>>730454132
life

>>730452952
At that point it doesn't matter I'd say

>>730454132
Oddly enough, no.

But the suicide is ruled an unlawful death, insurance doesn't pay out (most don't cover suicide anyway, but some won't contest if the death is merely suspicious), and anyone connected with the deceased can be fined/jailed if they knew the person was suicidal and didn't take 'appropriate preventative measures'

>>730452952
>INEXPERIENCED sucidial people
top kek

>>730451439
It would be extremely painful

>t. chemist

Dont just be a suicide statistic. Go fuck with a gang of niggers and have a cause againt niggers because of your glorious deed

>>730451439
Stream,
>tell him to become an hero not do one

>>730451590
All you're gonna do is fuck for liver. U need to shoot yourself. If u can't get access to a gun u can overdose on sleeping pills and put your head in a bag.

>>730456313
Just become a hero, start stabbing some ppl in the neck and they will shoot you soon enough

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>>730451439
Had a friend who was a doctor. He said that lots of people try to kill themselves with ibuprofen and acetaminophen overdoses. You wake up the next day feeling like shit but think you survived, but really you totally killed your liver and you WILL die for sure 3 to 8 days later from liver failure.

He said it's totally fucked up because 90%+ of people are relieved they didn't die only to die a few days later. Also, suicidals don't get put on the the liver transplant list. Even pathetic alcoholics get on the list, but not cuck suicidals.

Close all your windows, turn on the stove, go to sleep. The end.

ibuprofen wont do shit bro i took 300 500mg/12.8mg codeine and only had minor brain damage

>>730456575
shit. that's sad and scary in the same time.

>>730456575
fuck that, any sort of internal damage freaks me the fuck out,
best caliber for gun?

>>730451640
yep, will be an extremly painful way, maybe just inject some air into your veins, this only needs 1-3 days i think (but is very painful too)

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>>730457839
Check this out

>>730457839
.45 hollow point

Mix alot of chlorine and bleach and keep your head over it to suck in all the fumes. It will slowly put you to sleep. Ideally do it in a very small confined area. Super peaceful way to die you will get sleepy and passout then die peacefully why sleeping.

I'm only helping you out because i care about you anon

>>730458039
That is why the terrorist tried to smuggle tons of high explosive in to france. to help the poor Christians commit suicide as painless as possible

>>730458466
This guy gets it, also check'd

>>730451439

Sure, the death will be very painfull and slow. Have fun

>>730452319
If you jump off a roof you'll never have to worry about being scared of heights again.

>>730458713
dude im on a dubs roll, its the onle think preventing me to murder the fucks who keep slaming their car doors

>>730458039
when "set fire to self" get 95 agony what the fuck could get 100? burning to death is the most painfull way i can think of?

>>730459235
the values are not scientifically determined, its a matter of the subject, brainlet

>>730459597
but what could be more painful then burning to death?

>>730459680
being stabbed several times, pushed into the ocean, and drowning slowly

>>730459680
you saw that rage gainst the macine cover with the burning monk? he looked pretty chill to me