ITT we describe a movie in a few lines as shitty as we can and

>>730442849
bump

>>730442849
Back to the future

>>730444027
winrar

>Almost get killed in line of duty
>Reborn
>"Bitches Leave"
>Kill Red Foreman

> man steals a kids high school essay and makes it into a movie script
>Man doesnt acknowledge kid when making movie
>Kid and his friend perform 'Home Alone' esque pranks in order to get revenge and acknowledgment

>>730444352
Robocop

>>730444641
fuck thats a hard one

>>730444787
winrar

>Paid lots of money for this job
>No ones ever done it before
>Excape the cops and get the cargo back

>>730444641
Big fat liar?

>>730445149
smokey and the bandit

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>>730445610
Good job

>adopt little girl. wtf, this little girl wants to fuck me. oh shit, that's a crazy midget woman!

>>730446020
orphan?

>>730446088
yep

>everyone is asleep
>I can see the world for what it is
>Fucking beat on a nigger for 10 minutes

>>730446280
Star Wars?

>>730446280
Matrix

>>730446280
They Live

>>730446447
winner

>Fail to kill myself
>Stupid kid almost kills me
>Kill myself

>>730446280
American History X

>find a whole shitload of money
>can we keep it can we keep it
>kill a whole shitload of people to be able to keep the money
>turns out can't keep the money
>woops =(

>>730445149
Gone in 60 seconds?

>>730447672
no country for old men?

Dude thinks its not real but its real, suddenly its not real but its real again, then its not real after all but it's real again for some reason. Eventually no-one knows if its real or not.

>>730447855
No, good guess tho

>>730442849
>The machines have turned against us
>there is little hope of turning the tide of battle
>One dude has a sick idea and saves everyone

>>730447966
The Matrix

>>730447966
the holocaust?

>>730447966
Lost Highway?

>>730446572
God bless America

>>730447966
If its inception, i just want to say that movie sucks

>main character is a super fan of some mediocre band
>on a dedicated journey to meet one of the members
>zany antics ensue as they cross the country to attend a show
>finally get there and manage to steal a backstage pass
>the vocalist of the band in retaliation literally shits a warm, creamy log of shit down the main characters throat

>>730448027
The matrix

>>730447672
A Simple Plan?

>>730448230
What the fuck

>>730448242
way off

>>730448165
Nope

>>730447966
A Beautiful Mind

>>730448027
Star wars

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>>730448285
Nicely done.

>stranded on island
>dude tries to hang himself and fails
>dude finds a corpse and uses it as a multi-purpose tool

>>730448432
Fucking good movie man, gotta watch that again soon.

>>730448536
Cast Away?

>>730448536
The matrix

Perfectly normal man with abnormal hair settles down and lives with his beautiful wife and alien fetus.

>>730448536
That weird movie with daniel radcliffe

>>730448230
No one gonna guess mine?

>>730448695
Bingo, but what's the title??

>>730448618
That fucking pregnant Arnold movie

>>730448536
Swiss army man

>>730448754
Haha yeppp! Just saw it last night for the first time. What a fucked up movie that was... ending left me feeling incomplete..

>>730447966
Vanilla Sky?

>>730448747
Nope.

>>730447966
The number 23

>>730448397
Nope
Ill give a hint
It was terrible and based off a book

>Remote
>Time

>>730448902
Click

>>730448902
Click

>>730448902
Click

>>730448618
The matrix

>>730448929
>>730448938
>>730448949
click.

>>730448929
>>730448938
>>730448949
Hivemind to the max.

>>730448949
>>730448938
>>730448929
Correct

>>730448892
I have no clue but I have a feeling I've seen it

>>730448902
The matrix

>>730448555
Just watched it for the first time last week, loved it

>Watch
>Time

>>730448027
edge of tomorrow?

> robot pedophile has existential crisis
> wanders earth for decades
> creates upgrades to bring about singularity
> fucks identical granddaughter of the little girl he used to take care of

>Guy finds hole in a wall
>temporarily becomes celebrity
>tells his wife
>lots of weird sex
>guy becomes the celebrity long term
>I don't even know

>>730449176
Haha bicentennial man I love that movie

>>730449196
Being John Malkovich

>>730449152
In Time with Justin Timberflake

>>730449259
Nice

>>730449152
This one has to be the matrix

>>730449220
Yep

>Engineers
>Time

>>730449176
>>730449220
That is a good movie. I like that movie.

>>730448230
The journey to the centre of Andy Sixx?

2012

>>730449304
Matrix?

>Working hard in circus
>Hey Hannibal
>Need a bit of a sleep
>Died

>>730449327
That'll do donkey

>>730449370
2012?

>>730448618
Any other guesses? Kinda thought this would be easy to get.

>>730449393
lol i didn't even realize i was kinda quoting donkey. You've seen that movie too many times.

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>Bitch gets unexpected train trip to poland
>Staff member makes her choose one of her children
>She goes to california to live with a schizo junkie
>Fucks some random dude that comes to live with them for some time.

>>730449196
Being John Malkovich

>Book
>Cigarettes
>Redheads
>Dead

>>730448618
the astronauts wife?

>My life is a big lie
>Someone blew my cover
>I just want some fresh air for fuck sakes

>>730449438
No but am curious

Is it the matrix

>>730449457
Only seen it all the way through once actually. I just have an insanely good memory when it comes to movies.

Magic
The same One Republic song like 15x

>>730448618
Eraserhead?

>>730449398
Sí

>>730449506
Truman show

>>730449467
sophies choice. The game says to describe the movie as shitty as possible though, i think you failed

>Wilson!

>>730449486
Nope
>>730449537
Yeah, nig. I thought the "abnormal hair" would be a dead giveaway but I guess not many have seen it like I thought.

>>730449645
Cast away

>>730449506
Unknown

>>730449650
Yeah never seen it

Barely heard about it

>>730448027
9?

>rat
>race

>>730447966
Existenz

>Some random dude in the pentagon gets sad about some letters
>Orders some dudes after another
>They meet some other dudes on a bridge

>>730449690
>>730449569
Nope

>>730449762
bridge of spies?

>>730449650
it makes sense kind of but the baby wasnt an alien...describing something shittily and just being wrong are 2 different things

>>730449745
Stewart little, Barbie Car Cup 2?

>be end of the movie only
>shadows come and drag people to hell
>2 people get swallowed by a worm as ghosts and worms inside the worm fuck them in every orifice of their ghost bodies.

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>>730449279
>>730449288

>Nigga gets some ice
>Cop gets ice too
>Some time after they runnin' around
>some driverless cars

>>730449745
Rat Race?

>>730449854
the first 2 lines sound like Ghost

>>730449798
Nope

>>730449856
>we wuz time travellerz an' shiet

>>730448027
iRobot?

>>730449887
Men in black 2

>>730449650
Yeah I wouldn't have got it without the "hair"
>>730449380
You may be able to get that one same director

>>730449951
ye, i liked that movie

> Guys raid dudes house and take a piss on the carpet
> Princess rescue dungeon
> Friends ashes gets blown in the face

>>730449952
It MIGHT just be. I could be confusing my movie history and mixing them without knowing it. What's the third line movie then? I remember that scene vividly...

>>730450023
Lebowski is the best

>>730449506
Bubble Boy?

>>730449380
elephant man

>>730450023
The Big dude Lebowski.

>>730449699
Definitely check it out if you want to wonder "what the fuck am I watching". It's old but gold in the mindfuck category.
>>730449814
When you look at it, it might as well be an alien fetus. I really don't know WHAT the fuck it is. Alien fetus also sounds better than "horribly gortesque what the fuck is this thing"

>>730450023
I used to have that on VHS wtf was it called it had that American pie dude in it right?

>>730448089
kek

>>730449887
Whatever fucking movie it is with Sylvester Stallone and the three seashells and Wesley Snipes in future Detroit

>>730450116
no and its been guessed 2 times.. just look

>poor kid wins a sweet prize
>so do a bunch of faggot kids
>faggot kids fuck themselves up
>poor kid gets even better prize

>be loyal laborer for feudal lords
>spend my whole life doing tedious and demanding physical tasks even though i just want to be sciencebro
>lowkey just trying to nut up in the princess
>barbaric yet ecologically well meaning king from another land comes by to extort 'protection'
>can't pay
>hire some filthy gyps to kick his ass
>they don't want to but develop enough of a following to feel pressured into it
>kill this motherfucker with sciencemachine
>nut up in the princess

>>730450102
Yes nice man!

>>730450148
demolition man

>>730449986
Demolition Man

>What if we curse a guy with immortality and sweet supernatural powers but only if somebody wakes him up
>Yeah that's a good plan lets do that

>>730450023
Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs

>>730448027
Terminator?

>>730450148
Demolition Man

>>730450184
Charlie and the chocolate factory

>>730450233
The Matrix?

>>730450077
Yeah

>>730450185
>nut up in the princess

I'm fucking crying

>>730450255
It was willy wonka and the chocolate factory the one with gene wilder God damn it!

For real tho gj

>>730450233
Avatar: The last air bender

>>730449762
Saving private ryan

>>730450185
Bedtime Stories?

>>730449304
Nobody?

>hey I'm old
>hey brunette girl were kind of step siblings but we still fuck
>hey Asian girl I met in high school now were rich oops I killed myself
>hey brunette girl were on fucking Mars with blonde girls ashes
>hey blonde girl you're fucking crazy and you never loved me
>hey brunette girl we meet after a bunch of years
>hey rich girl oops I'm alive now
>hey blonde girl you left my family for a beaner
>hey nobody remembers me now and I'm given a date
>hey times unraveling

>>730450358
nope

>>730450351
YES.

>supermarket
>time

>Dude wins boat trip
>Dies

>law enforcement
>shenanigans

>>730449163
No

>boats and hoes

>>730450489
Titanic

>>730449735
No

>solves the reverse
>reverses gorilla
>does it on himself
>reverse fails
>rapes someone
>kills everyone so the world doesnt find out

If you've seen it you'll know.

>>730450498
Super Troopers

>>730450498
Starsky and Hutch

>>730449976
No

>>730450559
Yup

>>730450403
Vanilla Sky

>>730442849
> plane engine hits house
> vandalize school
> die

>>730450252
No

>>730450470
cashback

>be working at my job
>government comes and wants my team to rescue the world
>I die. Daughter marries

>Old guy doesn't like the thought of dying.
>Old guy is real smart.
>Old guy finds out that he and everyone else most likely wont have to die.
>Old guy tries to tell everyone.
>6 people believe him.

>>730450583
It was the shenanigans that gave it away. Fucking Farva

>>730450587
Nope, kind of close

>>730450632
armagaydon

>something about tachyons
>river of lizard men
>nitrogen+dinosaur
>fireworks
>crystals

>>730450608
Used to fap to it when I was a young lad.

>Things talk that shouldn't
>Kid freaks out
>The End

>>730450601
Donnie Darko>>730450601

>>730450670
yes

>>730450657
12 Monkeys?

>>730448242
>>730448397
>>730449163
>>730449735
>>730449976
>>730450252
Yall concede?

>>730450733
No.

>Big fight
>Young guys make a gang
>Fuck whats that
>Yous are pussies
>Only a nigger with parachute
>Chuck some rocks
>The Navy

>toddler watches mummy and daddy having sex
>dies
>mental meltdown
>couple take break in the woods
>daddys balls get smashed and passes away
>mummy jerks him off
>daddy chokes mummy to death
>fairy tale ending

>>730450693
Land of the Lost?

>>730450785
antichrist

>Retarded kid grows up
>Fucks some ho up who gets aids
>Runs
>Tells stories

>>730450785
Antichrist

>>>730450815
yep

shitty movie but fun if you're high

>Dude
>Playing a dude
>Disguised as another dude

>>730450785
wut

>>730450822
Good job

>>730450838
kids?

> heroine
> moar heroine
> guy dies from heroine
> baby dies
> drugdeal

>gets sucked through a closet

This is a hard one :^)

>>730450751
It was maximum overdrive

>>730450543
hollow man or whatever with the invisible guy and shit

>>730450838
Forest gump

>>730450838
Forrest Gump.

>>730448230
Detroit Rock City?

>>730450919
Yup

>>730450867
>>730450785

Could have left at the dies and it would still be easily spotted.
Nice pick, though.

>grown up edgy kid
>bald guy from hell
>satan

>>730450924
>>730450941
Yes
>>730450909
Nope

>>730450915
Chronicles of Narnia

>trains very hard to get a promotion
>promotion gets denied with bullshit argument
>starts hardcore revenge at workplace

>goes vroom vroom
>real human bean

>>730451033
nope

>>730450914
Trainspotting.

>>730450856
Topic Thunder

>>730451048
drive

>>730451048
Drive. I like that song.

> somebody once told me

>hate life
>gets hypnotized
>steal from work
>building is arsoned

>Kid runs from home
>finds dude who plays guitar to teach him
>they fight satan and shit

>>730450657
You faggots are not gonna get this one.

>>730449380
Uhhh, the machinist?

>>730451048
Cars 1,2,3,4

>>730451121
Matrix?

>>730451105
swahmp ogre

>>730451121
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny

>>730451121
Pick of destiny

>>730451116
Office space

>>730451121
Tenacious D time! Ya mother fucker go! Fuck yeah!

>>730451116
office space

>>730451091
>>730451092
Yep, and agreed it's a nice song

Apparently the answer to all greentext is "Matrix".

>hit
>trapped
>colonizes
>broken ribs

Pretty tough one.

>>730451084
Correct tropic thunder

>>730451154
No.
>>730451189
>>730451208
Fuck yes

>>730450233
Blast From The Past

>hacker known as 4chan gets redpilled

>>730451269
Oops I quoted the wrong one

>quiet guy
>doesn't speak much
>quiet
>great movie
>much more
>just too tired to give more hints
https://youtu.be/8-REDUvGR64
https://youtu.be/Q-r29uafA7c

>Guy trying to get home
>He just wanted breakfast

>Bitch needs money
>Goes travelling
>goes to some strange place
>Find ancient stuff that sticks to face
>Only she and the cat survive.

>Dancing
>Shouting
>Dancing
>Shouting
>Dancing
>Knife Duel
>Dancing
>Shouting
>Gun Shooting
>End

> guy has no genuine emotion
> boring life
> constantly says hi to people and asks inappropriate questions
> gets torn apart by girlfriend

>Autism
>Badass

>>730451344
Falling down

>>730451387
West side Story

>>730451420
Yep

>>730450915
Cameron's Closet? I remember monsters, it's been awhile

>>730451387
The michael jackson movie?
If not, Grease.

>>730449331
top kek my sides are orbiting the dinosaurs from billions of years ago

>>730451426
Yes

>hey I'm old
>hey brunette girl were kind of step siblings but we still fuck
>hey Asian girl I met in high school now were rich oops I killed myself
>hey brunette girl were on fucking Mars with blonde girls ashes
>hey blonde girl you're fucking crazy and you never loved me
>hey brunette girl we meet after a bunch of years
>hey rich girl oops I'm alive now
>hey blonde girl you left my family for a beaner
>hey nobody remembers me now and I'm given a date
>hey times unraveling

>"Dances with Wolfes" + space monkeys

>>730451358
Alien vs Predator AVP

>>730451105
Shrek is love, Shrek is life

>>730451344

Falling Down

>High people who want to make a film
>They kidnap an actress
>She later joins them by her own choice

>>730451461
Nope

>>730450657
Like seriously. You're not gonna get it. Don't even try.

>>730449331
this new meme is now funny

>>730451453
nope

>>730451452
Great movie I must rewatch it

>>730451411
>>730451332
Same one

>>730451509
No it isn't

>dude's wife dies
>dude's puppy dies
>other dudes die

>>730451411
Somebody already did Forrest Gump.

>>730451358
Alien

>>730451491
Nope. Close, though.

>>730451482
Avaturr

>>730451502
cecil b demented

>brief case of money
>quarter
>hero dies

>Woman puts her baby in a river
>Lil nigga gets adopted by some rich and powerful family
>Him and his foster brother love each other and his brother will take father's place as head of family
>Main character ends up killing a man and has to run away
>Finds new wife and family
>Converts after some time with God and himself
>Goes back to his old home
>Brother welcomes him home, but main character says he's here to help his real family that put him in the river
>After blood baths and killing children, the brothers finally reach an agreement
>Main character leads his real family to his new family
>Brother chases them down but dies trying to get revenge

>>730451550
John wick

>being possessed by a spirit without a body
>friends brake the law to help me to find body
>spirit is reunited with body
>all feel happy except the spirit

>>730451550
John wick

>>730451530
Heh I just rewatched it for like the 5th time last Friday, so I think I'm good

>>730451491
Alien ya dingis

>>730451502
Cecil B Demented

>mah nigga.jpg

>>730451507
The man who jumped the window and shit?

>>730451558
Yes.

>>730451535
The Accountant

>>730451585
Prince of Egypt, only had to read the first couple lines

>>730451585
Prince of egypt

>>730451550
John Wick

>>730451585
Sounds like Moses

>>730451579
Bingo. Love you

>Balls of plasma
>Fight eachother

>>730451651
Is that the title of a movie? No. That's not it.

>>730451665
>>730451675
>>730451683
Winrar

>>730451619
Haha the sticks to face thing gave it away for me. The one where it impregnates them and thise things rip out of their chests. Havent seen alien just avp.

>>730451585
>poorly describe movies
>gives out everyone plot of the movies in full detail

Wow you really tried

>>730450403
what is this one

>aliens
>doo doo doo doo doo

>>730450657
The Grim Reaper one.

>>730451799
No. What did i tell you? You're not gonna get. Stop trying.

>girl gets lost
>walks all the way to ukraine trying to find parents
>finds out she's on the wrong place
>goes back all the way
>many them feels with some wild dogs

>>730451791
Nobody is going to guess it, so I'll just say it
Mr. Nobody

>>730442849
Littlen nicky?

>Firefighter dies
>radio
>aurora
>firefighter not dead
>other shits messed up

>>730451507
Okay fuck you then, we won't

>Three teens go to a party
>They enter a hole together
>They come out feeling better than ever
>Two of them die though

>guy gets married
>runs through street nude
>trapped as prisoner of war
>russian roulette

Pretty easy

>>730449304
>Literally not even one person tried

>>730450233
The Mumny

>Nerd meets qt3.14 grill online
>steals bros care to bang her
>hot amish girl

"Daddy loves it when i touch his nipples. I don't even have to touch his cock"

>>730451925
spongebob the movie

>>730451901
Bionicle

>dumb teenager has glasses
>talking cars want them

>dude steals souls
>dies
>gives mansion to nephew
>trap
>weird spinny thing on floor

>>730451866
the shit about mars and time unraveling threw me off. I've seen it and none of that description sounds familiar

>>730451886
Ladder 49.

>Ink
>Blue dicks
>Egyptians

>>730449304
God the one about the guys who make the one in storage and play the stock market?

>>730451925
Deer hunter

>guy hits window and shows dick to woman

>>730451726
>>730450657
Hundraåringen som klev ut genom fönstret och försvann I meant. THough it's not it. Didn't watch it either.

>>730452030
yup

>>730451901
Chronicle

>>730451972
Transformers 1

>>730449304
Inception

>>730451972
Transformers

>>730451945
>>730449304
primer

>meet bank robber
>they get free cash
>toad
>flood

>>730451977
Thirteen Ghosts

>>730450403
Mr. Nobody

>>730451888
Good. Because you guys fucking suck. Nice trips.

>>730452053
What?

>>730451977
Thirteen ghosts

>man can't get qt3.14gf
>steal qt3.14
>cage her like animal in pound
>doggo wan sum fuck
>wtf.jpeg
>doggo escapes by having man cut his own finger off
>gets cheated on and uses man's caged existence for emotional support

>>730452087
For fucks sakes, finally. Thank you. Now I can rest in peace.

>>730451886
Frequency

>>730452064
Winrar

>>730452159
Yes

>>730451957
Sex drive

>>730452215
Bingo

>>730450778
No one?
>Lucifers other name

>fugg, we forgot a guy on mars
>go get the guy

>car crash
>acid

>Car Crash
>Saved by fat guy
>Fat guy is a creep
>Aliens

>literally pulls a frankenstein on son, wife' and cat

>Dudes go to space
>one of the can hold breath for 5 minutes
>farts

>Oh shit science is cool
> Woman has kid
> kid fucks woman's boyfriend
>Kid grows up has a sex change, then fucks his mother.

>>730452275
10 Cloverfield lane

>>730452253
>>730452275
HIVE MIND.
it's the same movie.

Tip: 2 unfound movies are space movies.

>some midget prick steals from a wealthy being
>blames it on his long time enemy
>the long time enemy sends his most trusted employee along with said employee's mentally retarded best friend to retrieve the stolen item

>>730452108
Come on nigger, confirm this before the thread dies.

>Bitch tries to sell his toys on Ebay

>fugg, food is over
>s'ok we can find food on another planet
>dude why am I in the umpteenth dimension

>guy has superpowers
>but he is a dumb nigger
>gets whitewashed

>>730452293
Predestination

>>730452129
>>730452104
yes

>>730452275
10 Cloverfield lane

>>730450657
>>730450657
>>730450657
>>730450657
>>730450657
I don't really want you guys to not try. I hope one of gets it.

>Bills Lost
>Tap Dancer
>Tripe
>Retaliation at Strip Club

>>730452284
Pet Cemetery

>Dude gets cucked
>Develops second personality

>>730451116
office space

>>730452351
Kek Hancock

>>730452306
Win

>>730452291
Rocket man

>>730452251
The Martian

>>730452334
40 year old virgin

>>730452362
Nope

>get robbed
>boss says do me some drug trafficking
>ok
>hire incompetents
>jail boss
>funny

>>730452390
ding ding ding

>23 faggots steal 3 people
>actually 24
>dies
>dies
>dies
>shotgun
>naked man run!

>>730452394
me, myself, and irene

>>730452345
Interstellar?