itt poorly describe an anime, other anons guess what it is ill

An unprosecuted war criminal runs a business in the slums using unpaid illegal immigrant child labor.

A preteen orphan has grown up friendless and bullied, but gets a chance to turn it all around by trading sexual favors to a creepy old guy in return for a more advanced education.

>>730434598
>retarded girl kills a lot of dudes
and
>smart guy kills a lot of dudes

girls sell their soul to cake, tea and rock and roll

>>730436396
Maybe Gunslinger Girl and Death Note…?

>>730436396
death note?

>>730436511
>>730436512
>death note
correct for the 2nd one

>>730434598
Mob Psycho 100?

>>730435371
Naruto?

>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>730436590
Ah, I thought you were doing two different ones at first.

>>730436728
Nope.

>>730436256
boku no pico?

>White Kid is fucking Homicidal
>Dark Being follows him forever.
>Some bitch tries to fuck him.

>>730436819
i was

the first is not gunslinger girl but the second is death note

>>730436819
>>730436728
Does actually semi-accurately describe Orochimaru's Sound Village racket, though, come to think of it.

>>730436922
Also wrong.

>>730436943
Oh shit, I ended up thinking "retarded girl" referred to Misa. What the fuck is that other one I'm thinking of, Elfen Lied maybe?

>a girl dances around in a magical stripper uniform and kills everything

Middle school females hang out after school and do cute things

>office working alcoholic ends up having a lesbian from another realm as a friend

>>730437196
yuru yuri

>>730437207
Kobayashis Dragon maid

>>730436939
Death note.

>>730437270
winrar

>>730434598
sword art online

Guy dies and goes to another world

>>730434598
>police murder you if youre not happy enough

>>730437525
>>730436655
no and no.
here's a hint.
>mug

>>730437628
Psycho Pass

>>730437248
Correct

A former child prostitute becomes best friends with a serial killer.

>>730436256
Gundam Wing Iron-Blooded Orphans?
I forget the name of the kid you're talking about, but I do know the mastermind kid totally did that.

>>730437734
good job

>>730437803
Nope.

(The right answer to this one is actually already in the thread, it was just not given in response to this description.)

>>730434598
Evangeleon?

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>>730437024
Kill la kill?

>Day in the life of a burger man
>Best friend is retarded
>Neighbor is unfulfilled in life
>Owner of building is greedy af

>>730437624
Either re:Zero or konosuba, but I'm guessing konosuba

>>730437790
Requiem for the phantom

>>730437950
Well shit.-shrug-
>Even if that sentence does describe McGillis Fareed.

>>730437624
Yuu-Yuu Hakusho

>dude with immense trauma moves into a large fucking hotel with his cousin who has the hots for him and they end up getting into some paranormal shit and it's bloody as fuck.
>also one of best songs

Good luck anons.

>reptile bitch keeps wanting to be in the mouth of the bitch she is a slave for.

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>>730438148
Winrar!
>mfw congratulations

>>730438202
Bob's burgers

>>730438403
Incorrect.

>>730438423
It may, I haven't watched any Gundams since 00, so I'm not really sure what's in that show.

>Cute girls doing cute things
>That's it

>>730438532
NOPE

>>730437624
konosuba

>>730438283
Yeah konosuba

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>>730438480
kobayashi's dragon maid, already done above

>>730438175
you got it dude

Its from Japan.
It's a cartoon.
Unrealistic stuff happens.

>>730438510
Fuck. I was going to guess that one, but I couldn't see how "mug" applied to it?

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>>730434598

>>730438582
>>730438582
Yuru Yuri or Love Lab

>>730438697
Welcome to the N.H.K.

>>730437021
>elfen lied
you got it

although i suppose it could be misa too, she was pretty fuckin' dumb

>>730436939
also applies to death note

>>730438582
K-on!!

>fuck spiders
>also, fuck spiders~

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>>730438704

>>730438786
Sure if that's an anime. I guess any response would fit my description

>>730438984
It was the most realistic anime I could think of, but it still did involve a NEET getting his fuck on with a real live girl, so still in the realm of "implausible" if not "unrealistic".

>>730438885
Hunter × Hunter?

Edgy teenager travels to egypt to kill gay vampire

>>730439342
I've never really seen it, but I'm gonna guess Jew-Gi-Oh.

>>730439342
soul eater or jojo?

karate panda

>>730439448
Winrar!

>>730439709
which one?

Ancient buff strippers want milf's jewellery; her son angrily protests

>>730439791
Jojo

A boy accidentally helps get a victim of incestuous sexual abuse killed, then begins to court her rotting corpse.

>>730440081
Sankarea

>>730440081
Sankarea

>>730440341
>>730440349
hivemind

>>730440341
>>730440349
Holy shit, you guys got the one I thought would actually be obscure. Still got three unsolved ones above I figured would be way easier.

>>730440006
jojo:battle tendency

office worker wakes up in GTA: Southeast Asia.

Chink goes around abusing animals for personal gain.

>>730440810
poke a man?

>>730440810
pokemon

>>730440810
digimon

>>730440856
Yup

>wolf does good deals

>>730434598
5 friends detained by Feminazis beat til bloody by said feminazis who all have a fetish

>>730440940
spice and wolf

>>730441004
when they cry?

Midget spents all day playing videogames

little kid shoots people for a crazy lady who sells guns.

>>730441052
yup, imma try something more obscure

>>730441066
Higurashi or umineko?

MC kisses hella bitches

>>730441080
umaru

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>White collar guy is on boat
>pirates
>white collar guy becomes pirate
>guns
>boats
>burnt boss
>guns
>maid
>Nazis
>guns
>best waifu

Not all that hard. Just seeing of anyone agrees with my assessment.

>>730441080
watamote or Himouto! Umaru chan

Local highschooler and friends stop a rogue thot patrol agent

>>730441308
Black Lagoon? Also Sawyer was best girl.

>>730441308
Black Lagoon
figured at "white collar guy on boat"

>>730441266
yamada kun 7 witches
world god only knows
date a live

>>730441308
one piece only because pirates

>>730434598
dead aliens made balls to make life. One super awesome ball that makes god-like creatures one that makes beta inferior creatures, one ball is meant per planet but dis planet had two by mistake mindfuckery ensues.

>>730436396
Future dairy?

>>730441066
>>730441255
nope

>>730441498
evangelion

>>730434598
Cory in the House?

Lolis play with MC's balls and heart.

Weak kid gets super power from swol dude
Bullied by edgy faggot
Fucking dies using power
Frog Lady's got nice boobs - Puple Hair Faggot
>fucking obvious

>>730434598
monogatari series

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>>730441564
bingo

>>730441642
uhh
boku no hero achidemea

>>730436256
Naruto?

Sounds a bit like Sasuke

>loli companions kill monsters

>>730441740
Correct! But was talking about Naruto being made to transform into a girl for Jiraiya all the time, when did Sasuke ever pimp himself out?

>>730441726
no shit :^)

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>>730441406
>>730441437
Yup.

Another easy one.
>Jazz: The Anime
>bounty hunter
>space

Fucks his sister while his neighbor watches.

>>730441280
>>730441317
Winrar

>>730441971
cowboy bebop

>>730441004

Prison school.

>>730441827
SasukexOrochimaru<3<3<3

>>730438202
SpongeBob

>2 faggots and a book

>>730434598
horny guy
hot girls that are not normal from the waist down
more move in
government don't want him to fuck em
boobs everywhere
he never gets laid

>>730441974

Yosuga no Sora?

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>>730442016

>>730442078
monster musume

>>730438202
Spongebob ??!

>>730434598
>its about video games
>its not SAO I swear

>>730442004
Winrar.

>albino chicks
>big swords
>werewolves
>something about a traitor in the ranks

>>730442078
Monster Musume

>>730442045
There is no proof they were ever intimate, anon.

>>730442078
Monster musume no iru nichijou

>>730442078
cory in the house?

>>730442132

Winrar

>>730442078

Monster girls or something like that.

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>>730442141
>>730442175

>>730434598
Madman loves his bananas microwaved

2 lesbians look for crystals

>>730442281
Steins gate

>>730434598
bitches fighting with scissors over clothes boobs, rapist mother, big ass Asain nigger

>>730442147
Is that the anime with the chubby kid and hot girl in that videogame which is vr anime

>>730442358
kill la kill

>>730442336
Too easy?
Its the best anime no questions asked

>>730442358
Scissors are a dead giveaway, anon

>>730442162

Claymore?

>>730442398
Accel World?

>>730442311
fate kaleid prisma?

>>730434598
body builder dude power is maximum destroys everything should have never skipped ab day.

Ex TV star gets threatened into revitalizing run down dump. Furries beat him up

>>730442506
Yes
Is op talking about that shitty anime?

>>730438959
How the fuck is that a hint?

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>>730442171

>>730442514
nope, they're looking for crystal shards, not cards

sunovabitch

>Japan bombed
>Naked guy
>Cell phone

>>730434598
germans fight sand niggers with science circles

>Guy fucks a tsundere
>His best friend then rapes her
>Guy goes on adventure to kill his best friend

>>730442701
fist of the north star?

>>730442701
Berserk?

>>730442479
Yup. Glad someone knows about it.

>>730442683
Kek
Full Metal Alchemist

>>730442701
Berserk

>>730442311

Madoka?

>>730434598
>based on novel
>distant future
>high school for kids with psychic powers
>annoying kids with psychic powers getting killed by rats-mutants working for a local gov (sorta gov).

Girl has fiance with gender disorder

Two angels descend to earth, under the guidance of a holy priest and aided by a faithful young man they protect humans from evil spirits and the dastardly plans of demons.

>>730434598
>smart edgy teenager has daddy issues
>leads double life
>green haired mystery bitch
>fuck yeah robots

>>730434598
Egyptian slab players trapped in items by people that look like em

>>730442768

Nope

>>730442771

Yep

>>730442800

Yep

2 faggots and a book

>>730442833
nope

>hint: aired in the last year

>>730442896
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

>>730442905
Code Geass

>>730442311
Flip flappers!

>>730442905
Code Geass

>>730442796
das it maine

>>730442905
Code Geass

>>730442905
you forgot to mention pizza hut

>>730442958
Bingo

>>730442983
winrar

>>730442555
he loves to give hugs and is tall as fuck

MC's Best girl is worst girl
Gang fights
Key

>>730434598
>cake
>lesbian undertones
>music

Guy gets summoned from the future
Decides to kill his younger self
A lot of swords

>>730442911
Yu-Gi-Oh

>>730442856
Shinsekai yori, had to fucking wrack my mind to remember the name, but I love this anime

>>730443138
fate stay night

>>730443131
K-on

>>730434598
Father acquired high level position for powerful people
MC dicks around in his new home
best anime ever.

>>730443207
winrar

>>730443164
yep

>>730443210
K-on!

a young boy and his monkey travel to another country to move in with his distant cousin and uncle.

>Crazy ass bitch believes in aliens

>>730442981
>>730442985
>>730442988

Okay that one was too obvious.

>4 adventurers and a rabbit creature
>all travelling dimensions for different reasons
>girl is a essentially a zombie until halfway through
>teenage boy has a feather fetish
>other two are a swordsman and a magician

>>730434598
buff dude cucked by a peer almost died kills by touch

>Guy loves his sister
>Asks to be shot in the head
>Survives

>>730443348
Melancholy of Haruhi suzumiya?

>>730443348
Haruhi Suzumiya

>>730443171
Yeah, it was a pretty decent anime. Worthy of re-watching even.

>>730434598
wrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy......

>>730443429
Yes

>>730443523
I already did that
>>730436782

>Broke college student gets a special offer
>battle with money to win money
>battles have butterfly effect consequences

>>730443348
Arakawa Under The Bridge

Brendon adding the solid form of water to the milk

>>730434598
experiment kills everyone gets out kills some more thinks she's getting cucked kills important person gets hit goes in and out of full potato

>>730443568
kaiji ultimate survivor

>>730443708

Didn't someone already do Elfen Lied in this thread?

main girl and her ripoffs need to rez her dad and everyone gets bored of peace

>>730443708
Elfen Lied

Hand is literally a girl.

>1 black guy
>Swords
>Video Games

>>730440006
Battle tendency from jojo

>Child soldier
>His sister is child prostitute
>Photographs

>>730443759
Twice, actually.

>>730443729

nope. hint:
the characters are all members of a "bank"

>>730443810
sao

>>730443810
Afro Samurai?

>>730443799
parasite?

>>730443861
C: The Effect bla bla i forget full name

>>730443905
Nope, it's a romance

>>730443937

Correct.

>>730443799

Midori no Hibi.

Very nice one, bro, brings back memories.
One of the first animes I'd watched. :)

>Cool
>Cooler
>Coolest

>>730443376
I'm still waiting to see if anyone gets this one. (Is OP for this one)

>>730444031
Winrar! One of this first I've watched too. Warms my heart.

>Bunch of girls
>One has ADHD
>One obsesses over her weight
>One is a dumbass
>One wants to be a kid again
>One has a cat fetish
>One wants to lez with the cat girl

some kid dies but doesn't qualify for either heaven or hell so a toddler returns him to life and enslaves him

>>730444237

Yu Yu Hakusho

>Dead chicken
>Broken leg
>Shit end

>>730444064
haven't you heard i'm sakamoto
>>730444203
I'm gonna guess azumanga daioh. (never watched it though)

>>730444278
ye
that one was too easy

>>730444341
Winrar
>Sakamoto

>>730444341

Yup.

>Short memory
>basketball
>manga

>>730443376
KoboSuba?

>>730444622
KonoSuba***

>nazi sympathizer
>shirtless men
>oiled balls

>Vampire, werewolf, robot, and magician move into a tree house

>>730444696
JJBA, battle tendency to be precise

>>730442563
>Furries beat him up
Wat

>>730444444


oregairu, my crookest transniggerphobe

>>730444657
Nope. I need to watch that though. Same art style as Code Geass, though.

>>730440765
Black Lagoon>>730440765

Aits on xvideos. It's Loli, and it starts with an m.

Seriously, I want to know what it's called.

>>730444203
Azumanga Daioh

Slave falls in love with Skeletor

>mid 20s guy
>mom die
>save girls from die
>guy is dumb and die as well
>years later he not actually die
>he back to get finish the job

>>730442674
Eden of the East

>>730445129
overlord?

>>730445222
trips and yes

>>730445194
Boku dake ga Inai Machi

>>730445229
Nope

>>730444789
Yep

>Legs spread, same width as the shoulders; body tight, then hit the ball like you're defeating the enemy. Here, the pinky finger is the key and then you just hit, hit, hit. Kakin! Bingo!

>>730445288
Yep. Too easy?

>>730434598

space janitors clean up space trash

>>730445488
space dandy?

This faggot becomes a faggot demon, rapes his girlfriend retarded, then a guy hacks everyone up with a big hunk of metal.

>>730445592

nope

>Stuck in purgatory
>Guns made from dirt
>Everyone cries
>Happy ending?

Some protestants, catholics and Nazis start a fight and fucking everything turns to shit

>>730438582
Nichijou?

Jets
BL plot
Planet is an alien

>>730445666
s8n

>>730445593
We already had Berserk

>>730445666
Hellsing

>>730445593
Berserk

>>730443376
tsubasa resevour chronicles

>>730445749
Winrar

some Jap kid lives with a bunch of girls who want to fuck him, but he only gets nosebleeds and never gets laid. Cause he's noble, see?

>>730445815
A winrar is you

Manga's leagues better.

>>730445655
Angel beats?

>>730445335
FLCL?

>>730445846
school days

Bestiality
Single mom
Emo kid runs away from home

>>730445846
Literally half of all anime.

To-Love-Ru, as a first guess?

>>730445979
I was thinking Everyday Life with Monster Girls, but yours works too.

>>730445846
Do you realize how many shows fit this description?

>>730445918
Wirar

>>730446099
that's the joke

congrats you failed

>>730445969
Yes. You are correct.

2 girls have sex

>>730434598
Next one

>side character acts like master roshi sometimes
>harem of sorts
>fucking terminator dad

>>730434598
Dark version of Pokemon except with bitches who need pills.

>>730445488

Planetarian?

>>730446440

Damn, no, it's Planetes.

While larping as a scientist guy accidentally makes the breakthrough of the century

Women with huge breasts and metal thongs duke it out for world domination. The mommy has the hugest breastses. One girl has a giant dick-like object.

>>730445734

Sentou Yousei Yukikaze.


Great one, bro.

>>730446368

Deadman Wonderland?

Ass eater.

>>730446494
Steins;Gate

>>730446561
Winrar. Good on you too.

>iraq with mechas
>daddy issues
>pizza hut

>>730447245
Already got Code Geass, but I just fucking remembered pizza hut.

>Guys can fuck angel or demon girl
>Chooses some plain bitch

>>730447681

>Guy*

>>730447681
Shuffle!

>>730448031

Damn right, bro.

Since we're about at bump limit, I'll go ahead give away my remaining unsolveds:

>>730435371
>An unprosecuted war criminal runs a business in the slums using unpaid illegal immigrant child labor.
Gintama

>>730437790
>A former child prostitute becomes best friends with a serial killer.
Hunter × Hunter

>Powerful demon guy loses his power because of some bitch
>Years later the story repeats

>>730436449
K-on

>>730448311
Inuyasha?

>>730434598
A ten year old goes out and catches pokemans.

>>730449595
Samurai Pizza Cats