Hey i've just started a progressive/djent band and need

>>730430331
That guitar looks disgusting. I'd call your band "Disgusting Guitars" because your guitar looks like poo

How about more shitty core cancer nobody cares about, fuck off.

>>730430621

Not OP but you shut your whore mouth about Strandbergs.

>>730430331
The djenty gents

>>730430331
Whites Kill Creativity

Geriatrically Mortified Organisms.

>>730430331
'ProgDjent is for Faggots'

'I Know What Semen Tastes Like'

'I'm Trying To Kill Metal'

'Kid Tested, Mother Approved Mall Music'

>>730430841
How do you even tune that shit - why would you even detract from an already perfect design? Looks like poo, my man

Nigger Nigger Nigger

The Scooter Libbys

Wuth some friends we once started a band, it never worked, but we came up with the name "Mind The Gap" we really liked it but then it all went to shit cause no one really could lay anything :P

Mind the Niggers

>>730430331
"we aren't emo we swear"

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Drop Q

No nig nogs here

>>730430331
'Real Metal Frightens Us'

'Our Youth Pastor Said We Can Play This Music'

>>730431211
You tune it at the bridge, newfriend

'Musical Stylings In The Key Of Mommy's Minivan'

'We're Complete Pussies And Play Pussy Music For Other Pussies'

>>730431702
>newfriend
>for not liking shit guitars
If liking that poo-lookin guitar constitutes me for an oldfag, I'd rather be a newfriend

>>730430331
The WHO cares?

>>730431451
That guitar fag should be killed

Not OP. I need some names for a neoclassical/power metal band preferably not overly cheesy

Call it cookiecutter piece of shit because you sound like you're just gonna chug away and put clean ambient guitar chords over it.

>>730432039
'We're A Bunch Of Unadulterated Homosexual Deviants Who Feltch For Fun'

'Vaginas Are Gross'

'Virgin Defense Force'

'Grounded Again'

'Str8 Ed9e'

'Jesus Is My Drug'

>>730430331
I wouldn't mind a *strandberg with an ebony board but I'm afraid I would get bored of the shape or grow out of it. Maybe a Parker instead. Still deciding.

>Django Mangos

>>730432439
This.

>>730432342
Anyone?

>>730433158
>The Thread Hijackers

>>730432342
>>730433158
Gay Dragon Brigade
PowerBottom
WeWishWeWereDragonforce
PrideRally
San Fran Swishmeisters

>>730433576
>power bottom
Kek

>>730433576
Dragonforce sucks most overrated power metal band

>>730430331
Salad Tosser

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>>730430331
"Arcane Hurricane".

Your guitars shape and color inspired the name.

"Meshuggah but the 15 millionth fucking time"

>>730430331
>Djent
That's Unprogressive metal

>>730430331
Why you decided to play trendy hipster metal?

>>730435332
This OP don't be a fagot

>>730430331
Tell me a bit about your band.
Maybe sample some music?

We need something to give us idea of what you are.

>>730436329
OP is probs a jape my dude

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The semen demons

The crux of chaos
calamity sound
sickly spirits
on the straight and marrow
intentional accident
ambiguous stripes
eternal echoes
endlesss lake
empty beach
hallowed whores
lucifer shallows
the river pricks

Jape or not this is some good shit.

Step off the deadman

The Cum Bubbles

>>730437059
Yeah, pretty creative list. I like.

Rare Dragon Dildo's

MOLTEN

(the name Metallica rejected before becoming Metallica)

Triangles

>>730438103
It is part of the anonymous collective now.
If you want to keep some and call them your won then just do so, i wont mind.

Downtuned Gimmick
Aftertaste of swimmers
Chugging colonoscopy
Anally inflicted death sentence
Hurr
Durr
Time signature wanking on ezdrummer stupid motherfucking flavor of last month I will fucking kill you

>>730432342
>Overly Cheesy
There you go OP

"Niggers with Attitude" or NWT

>>730430621
Shut the fuck up you moronic plebeian fucktard

This guitar alone is worth way more than anything you ever could afford

Plus it's designed to be ergonomic, piece of shit

>>730430331
Just the fact you had to say djent proves how much of a try hard faggot that you are

You probably aren't even a tight player and suck at best