Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.
Thy digits decideth thy rank.
Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = King
Sexts = Pope
Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester
Three trips and we ride to Mecca and destroy Islam at its source.
Sure
Thy roll
I'm down
Deus Vult.
Deus Vult
Fuck dude I'm happy with infantry
DEUS VULT
I'm ready.
>>730428201
as long as i get to kill those fucking sandys
ONWARDS!
gotta roll
For God and Country I'll fight
>>730429569
I think this guy might try to poison the king if we get on just be on guard.
Deus Vult
>>730429811
Yes, Captain!
>>730429811
No no no. No worries here
Let me at them!
>>730429811
yes captain, I shall keep an eye on him
Thy roll
DEUS VULT
>>730428201
Deus Vult
>>730428201
Rolling to kill a bunch of muslims.
DEUS VULT
>>730428201
Deus Vult!
>>730428201
GOD WILLS IT
bring down the wall
>>730430209
NO FOR IT KEEPS THE FILTH OUT OF OUR COUNTRY
KILL NIGGERS
DUES VEOLT
You fool, for I am a saracen that has invaded your ranks!
>>730430269
>>730429811
Shall I keep an eye on this one sir?
Check these trips
>>730429569
Tell us a joke jester! Entertain us!
>>730430147
Captain if kek allows it may I have a promotion?
DEUS VULT
>>730430510
boiling oil
>>730430510
you will have no entertainment you filth
>>730430530
you don't deserve the honor to say that
>>730430530
butt-fucked by a nigger
>>730430766
praise kek! for he has allowed me dubs!
>>730428201
i will role for onc3
ready to die for yeezy
Deus vult
I eat thy massive ass
>>730431101
Rerollith
Rolliono
you fucking infidels, allah will crush you all
Swag nuggets
IF GOD WILLS IT!!!
>>730428201
Deus Vult
WE MUST TAKE JERUSALEM!
Deus Vult.
>>730428201
Rolling for the Inside Job position
God Willa my trips
>>730428201
Deus Vult
DEUS VULT
I shall commit
>>730430510
Q: what is the difference between a dead muslim and a rock
A: One is great to have dead and the other is a rock
Rolleth
>>730428201
Follow me fellows!
>>730432460
Saracen filth! I cast thee into a pyre!
rolling for his glory and my pleasure
>>730432569
as if the court jester had any authority, You have no power here infidel
>>730428201
Non believer here, volunteering to get rid of the towel head menace.
DEUS VULT!
>>730432720
You have no power Saracen filth!
>>730432790
Infidel! You shall die by my blade!
>>730432850
An infidel hating on an infidel? These Saracen filth must've gone mad
>>730432720
>>730432790
>>730432850
To hell with thee Saracens!
>>730428201
Rollnn
Roll for glory brothers!
Yeah I'll roll in the name of the holy land
>>730432918
*hides behind a line of filthy brownies*
You sir can't even thrust into the most delicate of ladies!
>>730433098
Shite.
>>730433140
Saracen filth! You die by my blade!
Deus Roll
>>730433320
Infidel!
>>730433320
Failure.
To the stockades with you.
>>730433510
Yet another infidel dies by my blade!
>>730433510
Shit...
>>730433590
Death by scaphism
>>730433590
Infidel on Infidel violence. To the pits of hell with you.
>>730433711
Captain! It shall be done!
>>730433711
As he says!
>>730428201
Skeet
>>730428201
trollin'
>>730434040
Saracen!
>>730428201
roll
>>730428201
May the digits be upon us
>>730434150
Slain!
>>730434150
l will fucking destroy any of you scum who try to raise a hand towards me, you are all pathetic, this thread means nothing, l understand the true happenings of this planet, try and kill me l dare you.
>>730434245
You do the pope proud friend.
Check em fags
Rolling.
check em!
>>730434360
No friend of ours Saracen scum!
I fuckkkkk
>>730428201
For the HOLY LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>730428201
For the holy land!
>>730434441
So close
>>730428201
I'm down for another pointless war.
>>730434520
You shall die Saracen
>>730434433
Reporting for duty captain.
>>730434433
As will I captain
>>730434640
Saracen filth die by my blade
>>730434640
As shall you!
>>730428201
when the deus is just vult...
WE DRIVE THE SARACENS FROM THE HOLY LAND!
>>730434640
Fuck
>>730428201
And...
>>730428201
Canonfodder reporting in
Rll
>>730428201
I just want to be a knight.
>>730434788
Yes captain
>>730434863
Fuck, reroll.
>>730434788
Captain! What is your will?
>>730434904
Cunt, final roll
>>730434830
saracen!
>>730434822
Fuck.
>>730434944
You cunt, you stole it from me.
>>730428201
they see me rolling
Time
>>730434991
Do not speak in such a way to your captain fool!
>>730428201
Trips for the dips, I'll butt fuck her hips.
Rolling for Pope
>>730435072
Sorry Captain. I just hate being cast as the infantry.
Follow me!
>>730435192
Forgiven. You may wish to re roll. Perhaps the good lord shall see fit to grant you a better title?
>>730428201
Rolling for the grace and might of the one true god
>>730435349
Take that armor off you buffoon! That is not your place!
>>730428201
for thy father who art in heaven
>>730435499
Captain, sir! Orders?
Niggers tongue my anus
Let's burn Mecca to the ground
>>730435719
Agreed.
The Qu'ran is the true word of God and we should follow the teachings of the prophet Muhammed (peace be upon him).
>>730436102
Heretic in disguise! I will spill your blood in the name of the true lord!
>>730428201
rolo
>>730435750
Self destructive saracen.
Ave Maria!
Yeah let's ride to Mecca and spread the Talmud! We need more goys...
>>730436640
die i guess.
>>730436740
denied
>>730428201
deus vult roll
Reroll
>>730428201
Deus Vult!!
Juice volts
>>730436855
better?
>>730436890
kill
roll for God
>>730428201
For my king, the pope, and some salvation for my sins or whatever
>>730432569
Fuckin jester, shut up and juggle some balls
>>730428201
I join!
(/(/;;\)\)
>>730434830
you wish you could be cannon fodder, get in the pope thundadome with the other saracens
Deus vult those faggots
By the pope!
>>730437169
>69 = Court Jester
At least I don't have to fight!
Deus Vult
I rolleth
Deus Vult
>>730437199
What are your orders captain?
Deus Vult. FOR JERUSALEM
Rolleth foreth thyineth popeth.
deus vult
>>730437870
Die by my sword, Scum!!!
>>730437593
gather the saracens, put them in the popedome and through a sword in the center. Winner gets to leave (and get shanked on the way out). Entertainment AND garbage disposal.
Deus Vult for my friend.
Deus Vult FOR THE POPE
Satan be apon this thread for it be cruel and unholy.
Jester???
When will thine pope arrive
>>730439486
when god wills it
>>730440122
Aye