Drunk on a monday night. Let's go gents. Got me some rolling

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bumping for drinking buddies.

>>730418508
A bit off-topic, but I was thinking of sneaking in a flask of Kraken in to a casino I'm going to soon. Is that legal? The reason being that I'm not going to pay 7 dollars for just a splash on the rocks!

>>730419158
Technically open container. So its not legal, but if they don't do pat downs at the casino just hide it away and take sips in the bathroom or something. Bonus points for it being kraken.

>>730418508
i'm with you bud. wife is out of town for the night on business, i'm slamming vodka. she drinks that devil's cut, i hate bourbon

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>>730419446
MY MANNNN. Least I got someone in on this. Cheers buddy, I'll mix vodka with virtually everything, but I'll drinking my whiskey's and bourbons.

>>730419433
That's what I was thinking about doing. At first I was just going to order a drink with my meal and pour some of it in, but then I remembered that there are cameras every fucking where.

>>730419615
if i'm drinking brown whiskey, i'm mostly a camadian blend guy. no scotch, i'd rather bite a dog turd, it would taste better

>>730418508
>purposefully tying your whole life down by chancing an alcohol addiction is being a man

I've got some homemade moonshine Bailey's. It's strong, but good

>>730419810
>chancing an alcohol addiction
not OP, but i was drinking 6 packs before high school most days, so i don't think "chancing" is the right term for me

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>>730419810
Always one of you guys.

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Home made wine and hard apple cider

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Riding this real slow , got a glass , few ice cubes and three cherries. Shit is magical when it blends.

>>730420148
>got a glass , few ice cubes and three cherries
do that, dry vermouth and southern comfort. bam, you've got a southern comfort Manhattan

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>>730419663
Be quick and don't make it obvious. Dump some and don't for a while. Order a regular drink to make it seem less obvious if you're getting buzzed without buying alcohol.
>>730419778
I usually if not always drink R&R Canadian, this was just a special treat for myself. Long few weeks. Scotch is terrible, don't know why people pay the prices for it.
>>730419942
Fucking cheers buddy, Sounds fantastic.
>>730419956
*praises you like the sun*
>>730420093
Damn bro looks great. Cheers.
>>730420148
Looks very expensive, price?

>also OP

>>730420434
It's jap whiskey is like 60 American , standard price. I can't say I'm a big whiskey pro but based on my experience , this is really good once you let it sit a bit. I want to try the 12 year aged but that's like 115

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>>730420698
Usually I stray away from higher priced spirits. Mainly because, well i just cant taste the difference sometimes and the more expensive ones taste like shit sometimes, and suddenly there goes like $60~ but i might give that one a go.
>op

>>730420698
I think though that whiskey is going to be my main girl. It's lean , not a let's get fucked up type of deal, something you could just ride a whole day being active and relaxing about. Any whiskey pros got tips for the whiskey life?

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1/2 litre glass of 50/50 vodka and cranberry juice. that's my typical drink. i go through roughly a case of 6 half gallons every 2 weeks. always pay cash, that way the damn government can't trace it and use it against you eventually. cause you know they would.

>>730421044
I will say this blends really well. Def need a ball of ice , cubes are melting to quick but it does the job for now. I assumed the same based on price , it's only so high up because it's imported and japs spirits are expensive for that alone. But she's a good one and done right a mean one.

I would if I had a bottle. Fried on ambien and xanax right now, still can't sleep and at this point I don't even want to. How about I do a couple rails instead

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>>730421428
Probably would just use whiskey stones honestly. I think the balls just dilute it too much, but definitely gotta try it man, i'll look out for it.

>>730421386
God damn right man, cheers buddy.
>>730421801
I mean yeah bro, get some. haha. cheers.

>my current layout and also op. Devils ran out so I got the R&R out.

i also like the crown royal, i drink that with one, maybe 2 ice cubes. that's good shit if you like whiskey

>>730422442
Crown Royal Black though. MMmmmboy

>>730422229
love the doom glass

>>730422546
Saw that shit at spencers and nearly cried. Every shot is now doom. The new doom sucked ass though. (my opinion) But that brutal doom tho.

Cheers man.

>>730422229
Whiskey stones ? Chilled cubes that sweat or don't sweat?

>>730422709
>Every shot is now doom
that is the doom from my era. i remember downloading the original part 1 over dial up from compuserve in 1993. that was the happiest i've ever been in my entire life

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>>730422991
Literal stones, you can grab them from bed bath and beyond or a liquor store that has nick knacks. Basically you toss em in the freezer, they don't get as cold but provide a lightly "chilled" effect to you're whiskey and they obviously won't dilute it. Pretty neat things if you ask me.
>>730423052
I'm a youngin, but the first game I ever played was doom, talk about forging a life well lived. Planning on honoring it with a tattoo, but can't find a perfect one, aside from the everlasting thought of the icon of sin on me. Cheers for doom my man, can't imagine that download time.

>>730423467
>can't imagine that download time
but you must remember, that the first free 1/3 of the game fit on 3 floppies. so compressed, it was like 4MB i think. so it took about 4 hours at 9600 baud. yeah, i'm old.

>>730423467
and oh fuck, i love that screenshot. a pistol against 2 super spiders and a rocket demon. wait, lemme get the shotgun.

>>730418508
i'm drinking shit malt liquor, can i still be your drinking buddy tonight?

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>>730418508
Just got off work (pizza delivery)
Workin on one of these

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>>730423817
'93 baby over here, haha. Still though, I remember my dad telling me about getting Doom, it was great to hear the stories. I dealt with dial up for a lot longer than other kids because we were poor, so AOL 9.0 Optimized discs at cub were our shit.
>>730423959
Or....Or.....IDKFA that shit and make them think twice about entering that arena. Or just clip them and they'll wonder what is life.
>>730424196
I will accept you, cheers my man.
>>730424449
Wat.....pair it with amaretto and OJ and you'll be in for a treat. cheers man.

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Martinifag reporting in

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>>730418508
Jameson shot,then vodka soda, then half eight of weed, then some pussy

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Not sure if I just don't drink enough or what but I can't really stomach the taste of dark liquor.

I just flat out don't like it and never really enjoyed it. It tastes gross to me and makes me gag unless it's mixed with some a 3 to 1 ratio of coca cola or something.

>>730425155
make sure to rinse the shot glass between each one!

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>>730424758
Oh Nooooo...you never mix Southern sippin whiskey
It just ruins the flavor

>>730425155
Then more weed

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>>730425155
>>730425411
Dubs on dubs

Started with a 16 Oz. Oly and finished with a Black Butte Porter.

>>730425047
Least it looks presentable man, props.
>>730425155
Line em up and post the pussy, do it for the bros.
>>730425279
Some people have different stomachs man, people can handle darks or clears. its weird.
>>730425461
Should have clairified, Its a canadian thing. Bomb shot (middle is SoCo and Amaretto, outside is OJ) very very weird and sweet experience. Make girls do these nonstop. Called a gladiator. again i must stress good for the women, but also I dabble haha.

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>>730425663
I'll have to try that one night at the bar

>>730425663

I guess it's just weird, maybe my taste buds are too sensitive dunno. It sux.

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>>730425817
Like I said, yeah its weird, but the natural sweetness of all three just click, so its a smooth ride. Only thing is that too many in a row, that OJ wants to come up so be mindful.

>>730426051
1. if you have been drinking your whole life, you don't throw up anymore
2. if you do throw up, that just means more room for more drinking
3. ???????
4. profit

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>>730426051
I grew up in FL...I know how OJ acts if ya drink too much...puke central

>>730426269
>>730426359
But the acidic OJ pukes, nothing is worse, well aside from lemonade. Lord help you. God knows how many fathoms.

>>730420148
Where can you buy this? Can't find it online and I doubt stores would have it I've never seen it

>tfw you're poor as fuck and you have to buy the $15 45% bartons for maximum efficiency

I've had five shots of whiskey on basically no food. Right now, the world can go fuck itself.

>>730426823
wanna talk about it man?
>op

>>730426823
>shots
>whiskey

Pick one you nigger.

>>730418508
Whoever created this image has absolute garbage taste in liquor. I bet he thinks Olive Garden is great Italian restaurant too.

>>730426804
In mass we have rubinoff its 1.75 liters of 40% for $11

>>730426576
i've had worse. think of the times when you can't swallow becuase something just hangs in your throat. and i'm trying to puke it up but it won't come up, but it won't go down either. so it just hangs right there. that's bad. after about an hour it finally clears itself up, but damn, that's a drinkers nightmare. makes me not even want to eat anything at all. i've had that happen way too many times.

>>730426988
lol

>>730426988
>I bet he thinks Olive Garden is great Italian restaurant too

my sides, venus, that sort of thing. the people that eat at olive garden also probably think mcdonalds is a great burger joint.

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>>730426988
Actually, I made it. OP here too, I made it like, what, 4 years ago? Got the original PNG file for it too. Anyways, olive garden is trash and my tastes have expanded, but its just an easy image to use. Cheers over it?

>>730427475
OP gets a pass on everything tonight, he made this godly thread. OP isn't even a faggot tonight

>>730427021
yeah, i can get 40% vodka for $12~ here (new york). but i really prefer whiskey, vodka tastes menthol-y to me? which isn't bad, i just like woody flavors more.

and i find the extra 5% actually makes a difference, placebo or not

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>>730427819
My bro I'll drink a double, fuck it triple for you, Thank you for passing my younger self on some bullshit. CLINK THESE GLASSES SO THEY BURST.

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>>730427819
Sorry to be the one to tell you, but....

>>730426946
>>>730426823 (You)
>wanna talk about it man?
>>op

Sure.
I'm giving up on hope.

I am a decent enough looking guy, I treat women with respect, but somehow I always end up alone. I'm sick of tired of being fucked around. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong, but I intend to figure it out.

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>>730428132

>>730428132
oh yeah, i'll bust out some Weissbeir and a lemon in a frosty 1/2 litre mug. back in the '80s i used to drink at a german bar ran by a real live hitler youth. he was in his 50s or so back then, probably dead now. Dinkel Acker Weissbier was the best beer in the whole fucking wide world far as i'm concerned

>>730428578
>treat women with respect
Found your problem right there anon

>>730428722
Yeah, I'm figuring that out now. Time to change the game plan.

>>730426738
It's coming into the country but I'm down south Florida and found it in almost all my liquor shops . So check around

Fuckin-A gents. Took a couple of allergy pills and gonna tap out. Fuck spring.
Martinifag out

>>730428848
be a dick to them or just ignore them for a while it worked fine for me a few years ago

>>730428578
Id say drink with them but i don't know if that'll help. But I will admit enough sex and love will help life my man.
>>730428678
I'm...im sorry.
>>730428689
Dude fucking right, cheers.

>>730426988
Not OP, but recommend me some high quality whiskey please. I need something to help me navigate my way to oblivion.

>>730428722
>Found your problem right there anon
hate to say it, but this guy is pretty much right. there are a couple of things you need to do.

1. don't act too damn anxious. women can smell that shit a mile away and avoid it like the plague. don't play hard to get. play hard to like.

2. bleeding off number 1, act as if you are doing them a fucking favor by talking to them.

if you are a decent looking guy and you follow these rules, you will get fucked. problem is, most of the people i've let in on this secret don't have the ass to stick with it, they fold after a couple of days. you have to put this in motion and stick with it for a while to work it. but trust me, it fucking works.

>>730429029
Cheap but not bottom of barrel cheap, honestly Canadian R&R is cheap as shit and tastes great. get it man.

>this is op

>>730429156
oh, and one other thing. it helps a lot if you are funny. swear to god, i've gotten more pussy because women think i'm clever than you would ever believe. i'm not talking about stupid jokes. i'm talking clever. this, you either have it or you don't.

>>730429460
>op can confirm

Joke, nonstop, not just like literally tell jokes, but be funny, loose, and make some situations funny. Girls laugh, they get loose.

>>730426269
puking MD 20/20
1 step from suicide

to be fair, drinking MD is already 2 steps from suicide

>>730428256
i cri evertim :(

>>730430019
well, that's one thing i haven't done since i was 15 years old, and that's drink mad dog 20/20. there's some things even i won't do.

>>730430294
tfw dirt poor college student and have to fuel my proto-alchoholism

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>>730429731
you got it. loose and clever gets them every time. i had a bartender offer to sleep with me under the pier at the beach once instead of her other offer of a motel room.

BTW, i had a Belgian wheat beer in the fridge ready to go, so....

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>>730430674
>that pink salmon can doe
But good to know i got a bro to agree with me. People think comedy doesn't get women, but it does. why? Because it keeps them interested.

>>730430646
what's your major / line of study / chosen career? if you say something with the word "studies" at the end, bong, you lose and will never be able to fund your growing dependence.

>>730430938
>that pink salmon can doe
that's dog food, i mix it in with the kibble for protein. any salmon i eat is fresh caught or farm grown

>>730431109
I majorly lost it out loud, I thought that was a snack for you man, haha. Barbecued salmon is my shit, double triple cheers man.

>>730431234
yeah, my GSD loves salmon with her dinner. she's pretty cool, she's a Von Der Sauk

>>730429731
Bro! Yes! Quick wit = poon abundance, the female has not learned to resist this tactic yet lol

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>>730431006
i'm afraid it's even worse,

music

>>730432598
OH GOD. NO....

oh well, you can always be a rock star, right? oh wait, i did that without going to school for it. still, at least you aren't totally wasting your time and money on studies. because seriously, nobody pays you to study. i've made money from music. but i've never, ever been paid to study.

>>730432276
if you notice, i said that combined with good looks, not amazing handsome but good looks, a quick wit and humor will get you laid. you're not going to work this plan being the /b/ neckbeard pic guy, but if you are reasonably decent looking, my plan works. i'm better than average, but not brad pitt. and i had to fight the pussy off before i picked one to settle down with. it works. if you are reasonably good looking. and seriously, most guys are, there aren't that many truly ugly people.

is OP still here or did he pass the fuck out already? c'mon OP, take your thread back

>>730433265
unfortunately, i'm being classically trained, so i need at least a masters degree to be worth anything. i'm ready to work factory floor jobs for the rest of my life.

i just wish i was adept at literally anything else in high school, it's a shame we have to make such big decisions so young

>>730434568
go with what you're good at, go with your gut. it never failed me. if you are really good at something, you'll be able to do it, college training be damned. i worked as a mechanical engineer in the nuclear fuel industry for 30 years and never had a single degree. i was just a natural at design and i was so good that no one ever questioned me. you can do it if you have the balls.

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>>730434160
> op here
had to make a quick quesadilla
sorry gents

>>730435185
thanks man, it's nice to hear some encouragement for once, cheers!

>>730435224
>had to make a quick quesadilla
ugh, wife isn't here tonight, she usually does that. makes me miss her even more.

well, that and i want some pussy. that kinda makes me miss her. but the quesadilla, napoleon, damn

any beer drinkers in here?

>>730435783
drinking my last Belgian Hoegaarden wheat beer ATM. how about you?

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>>730435714
>op
Getting to that hangry point homie, food sounds great. im sorry.


Got some wife pics to show op? can be nude or not. im down with whatever.

>>730435957
>Got some wife pics to show op?
naw, nothing goes on the interweb of anyone that i care about. sorry. there is no dead man's switch

>>730436121
Nah, man i hear ya, which is why i wasn't a dickhole about it, im ready for a social shot,

>op's getting drunk fellas. help

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I've posted this shit a lot and unfortunately, it's a smaller brewery, but Anheuser-Busch bought em out, so if you're lucky, you may see it in store near you

>>730436302
i'll let you hear a song though. want to hear a song? one of my internet bands?

>>730436432
was meant for
>>730435899

>>730436432
>>730436526

>Anheuser-Busch bought em out

sad thing is that the beer will probably never be the same if budwiper has anything to do with it.

>>730436432
crap I meant miller-coors

>>730436520
Absolutely homie
>op

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>>730418508
Hello, gents, mind if i join in? Been a long day at work and for me, this finishes my day

>>730419158
Don't most Casinos offer free drinks if you're gambling? Maybe that's just NV but I thought it was common

>>730436719
>>730436759
For now it's still really good so I'm gonna enjoy, cheers

>>730436772
ok, gimme a few to upload. i had it up already somewhere but i can't remember where so i'll just up it to one of my servers

>>730436851
I got free drinks in Vegas while playing video poker, but if you want them to keep coming, you gotta tip, the more, the faster the drinks come

>>730435899
btw, sounds good and where did you get it

>>730437246
got it in a liquor store in Camden, SC. they keep a case of UV vodka on hand for me at all times and weissbier in the cooler. oh yeah.

working on that song, gimme a minute more

OK, when it's up, it will be

http://www.edelweiss.band/music/anarchy.mp3

sex pistols cover, you know the score

>>730437779
dude nice, i dig it

>>730438327
me and a guy out of edmonton did that over the net. he's guitar drums and bass, i'm guitar and vocals. it's pretty cool even though it's not the greatest music ever

>>730438767
it's a good cover, and I have a soft spot for punk from my high school years

>>730439517
well thank you much. i've had some people tell me it sucked, but they probably would have told johnny that he sucked too, so that's what that is worth.

>>730439725
it has the spirit of the original, and it's interesting that it's produced from separate tracks

>>730440027
well the way that worked, my bro sent me three tracks, guitar, bass, and drum. i mix those for something to play by, then i record my rhythm guitar, then record my lead runs, then all the vocals. not necessarily in that order. and for some reason, i just over did the hell out of the vocals on this one. they are all like 3 deep. so then i mix and EQ them all, and WTF, we have a song. i did it all on Audacity, the poor man's studio. how about them apples?

>>730440420
pretty cool, never considered that style for for producing songs, was once in a shitty band but we gave up years ago

>>730440842
wanna play again? what's your instrument of choice?

What would you do to be born again 40 years ago with a different hand of cards?

>>730441321
I played bass in my band, but haven't played that for over a year, more recently played a little rhythm guitar and very minor vocals

>>730418508
Good choices OP

A shitload of wine. My eyes are dripping off my scteen

>>730441778
i'm working on dirty deeds at the moment. send me something at jonyrotten.net and when i'm done with this we can do something if you want. always good to have more players.

Currently sipping on a rolling rock as well

>>730442251
i love wine, the redder the better i say

>>730419158
Get a glass of ice, poor your shit into it sip on straight Spiced rum. I do that shit in vegas all the time. I aint paying for no expensive booze

>>730442334
that's a great song too, I'll hit you up when I figure out something I might could help out with