W-welcome to Therapy Tea w-with Alice3D! The only place on /

>>730400990
*hug*

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bump from the coolest person on the internet

what kinda tea do you have alice?

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Best boots.

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>>730400990
Welcome back... sending my best still...

Make a sexy noise

you know the rule

>>730400990
alice the stuttering idiot?

meh

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>>730400990
Hey alice, thoughts on my doggo?

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>>730401096
G-glad you asked! Let's s-select one, you and I!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CPix98l6xx

>>730400990
There's not enough popotoes in my yard tonight
My popoto loving heart is sad today

Good evening from bongland Alice.

>>730401263
Alice the stuttering fool?

Nyeh.

>>730400990
I'll start. I'm physically attracted to women but emotionally repulsed by them. This makes it very difficult for me to navigate in life. I am a virgin.

>>730400990
c-cute boots Alice<3

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>alice

>>730401304
i think you should go for either a classic green tea, or an earl grey tea if you got some!

>>730400990
do you offer therapy because you secretly want someone to help you as well?

how are YOU doing, alice?

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>>730401300
Is g-good doggo <4

>>730401347
*waves* H-how is the UK <4

>>730401355
W-why are you emotionally repulsed by half the population?

L-let me pour you some tea w-while you think about that.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uHgGHXV8x5

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>>730400990
A-Alice, my butthole hurts from never being touched by a lady. C-Can you help me? ><

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Is Sonata here?

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>>730401502
I'll g-give it a shot <4

>>730401504
Unable t-to urinate <4

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Hey Alice, hope youre good. only a bump from me
dont need tea tonight

Alice

Girlfriend never had an orgasm
Help

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>>730400990
Are you feeling better, Alice? Good to see you're back at it.

>>730401596
sonata died ;-;

>>730401617
I use urethral sounds, look into them

just be gentle and don't be surprised if they arouse you

hey alice im having trouble being the coolest person on the web what do i do

That's a dude

<3 <3 <3 ily

>>730401708
send nudez

>>730401712
It is.

>>730401712
>This guy get it

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>>730401644
Not all girls can... especially from internal stimulation, tried anything else?

>>730401647
2B! Good evening

>>730401639
Hello Ed!

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>>730401644
F-from what? Not even from masturbation?

>>730401647
N-not in the last <4
Was here yesterday t-too dear.

>>730401671
M-my doctor recommended it, b-but I'm unable to find one m-my size.

>>730401712
S-sorry, I'm a girl <4
But I l-love you anyway, dear

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hn8H8j4CHL

>>730401712
Even better

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>>730401759
*hugs with one arm*

>>730401802
*hugs with the other*

D-double hug!

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>>730400990
Hi Alice!

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>>730401890
H-hello donut Flan <4

>>730401875
Oh no. I got rp'ed, I feel filthy now.

>>730401807
they've got pretty tiny ones on amazon, for real

good luck with your pissy problems and i hope you cure some faggots real good today

bye

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Hi again Alice. Why am i always so mad? I smoke weed to keep me relaxed but try to avoid medication. Nothing helps.

Have some salmon

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>>730401804
Good evening Sky.

>>730401807
Is that so? My MWF schedule doesn't allow me to attend threads then. All the same, welcome back *salutes*

>>730401647
*cuddles close*

Hey, you.

Alice I want to kill myself. I just want to take a gun and shoot myself. I know I shouldn't do it though.

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>>730401968
That is a spooky image..
But hi! How are you?

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>>730401649
She had one job ._.

Ummmm...

Alice...I need help. I want to hate people, but I just can't. I feel like a cock afterwards (which you might think is good, but it's not), and I always beat myself up about it.

Should i stop or try harder?

>>730401647
Shitter. Leave already.

>>730401807
No, you're definitely not a girl. Women refer to themselves as women. They also don't try to add a sexy feminine stutter to their writing. You're a guy.

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>>730402077
Suicide is not an option, it's a solution.

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I love you all, anonymous!
also, hey sweetheart. glad to see you starting off the week with some soothing tea <3

>>730401804
I never tried much internal stimulation. I go down on her, use my hands, etc

>>730401807
masturbation, oral, etc

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>>730402056
Hey *hugs tight* Did you manage to adjust that parts list?

>>730402125
Not today.

>>730401527
I don't know why - how can I go about figuring this thing out?

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>>730402004
S-sorry, homosexuality isn't a disorder in n-need of a cure <4

>>730402036
W-well, have you ever thought that using a drug to suppress your CNS m-might have the side effect of up promoting the very effects you are t-trying to avoid?

There's a reason we have medication dear. Go to a doctor, get into therapy and get the medication you need rather than self medicating.

>>730402077
I'm g-glad you know you shouldn't, b-but why do you want to in the first place?

>>730402041
*tips her hat back*

>>730402096
N-not great <4

>>730402124
Why d-do you want to hate people?

>>730402153
W-working in an office w-with a lot of female engineers, I c-can easily refute your statement. W-we very frequently refer to each other as girls.

>>730402166
Suicide is never a solution.

>>730400990
Hello Alice! I need some change to catch the bus, about threefiddy will do.

>>730402153
Does it really matter though?

>>730402153
>"sexy femenine stutter"
You and Alice can both fuck off.

>>730401807
Why do you always wear the same clothes? Time for an upgrade.

>>730402359
traps are a gateway to gayness.

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>>730402306
What is bothering you? I know you are usually here to help people but you can tell me, I help some people too I guess!

do you have stockings on your arms? They look almost too smooth

>>730402109
:(
what will we do without her?

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>>730402183
T-then she should go to a sexual psychologist; that isn't my area of expertise. It m-may be some form of repression or even a physical defect.

Have you tried high end toys like, say, a hitachi magic wand?

>>730402274
Going t-to a psychologist is a good first step <4

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>>730402244
I need help understanding myself

>>730400990
Finally the wait was worth
>Tell me what's hurting you
Having to wait for your threads

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>>730402181
Hello Jill!

>>730402183
Have she seen any kind of professional about it at any point? If not from any kind of stimulation it could be physical, psychological or even that she doesn't have orgasms... wouldn't be the first girl I've known of..

>>730402306
>S-sorry, homosexuality isn't a disorder in n-need of a cure <4

I don't think he was implying to cute them of their homosexuality! I think he was implying that you cure some homosexuals of some other ailments.

>>730400990
How about u fuck off alice?

>>730402244
I'm onto you. You might have everyone else fooled, but you aint fooling me. Give me two weeks and you're done. Ill give you the option of either leaving now or forcing you out then. Either the parasite leaves or is exterminated

>>730402306
I don't know why I want to hate people.


I think, deep down, I really don't. I've considered seeing a psych about it. For some reason, I guess it just doesn't feel normal.

>>730402306
No, you're in your mother's kitchen playing dress up baiting fools for attention. There's nothing wrong with identifying as trans, but using it for attention like this is wrong.

>>730401807
My dad is about to die from brain cancer. probably gonna happen in the next few months, it's the aggressive type so that radiation and chemo can only shrink it a bit, not get rid of it. i've come to terms with it I guess, as much as I can anyways. I don't know how to tell my kids this though. My oldest is 9 my youngest is about to be 8 in a couple of months. :(

>>730400990
If I were sitting across from you and made the move, would you let me go down on you?

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>>730402399
T-this is my upgrade; I used t-to wear different clothes.

>>730402430
Physical health p-problems dear.

>>730402461
C-check my patreon for my schedule: alicemargatroid

>>730402489
All w-women are capable of orgasm.

>>730402528
S-sorry, can't do that yet <4

>>730402571
Yes, s-seeing a psychologist would be a good idea.

>>730400990
Can u b my gf?

>>730402448
She's averse to the idea of toys in general...

>>730402489
She's never seen anyone but I guess she should...

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>>730402306
>suicide is never a solution
But it is tho.

Hey Alice how about u show us some tits or fuck the fuck off

>>730402306
I don't want to work, I've gone through shitty jobs and I don't enjoy anything anymore. I just want to kill myself because I don't want to do anything anymore. Even if I got a better job I'd still feel the same.

>>730402435
pls alice, this is urgent

>>730400990
ree actual colours
where's your scraf
you should wear a scarf/ribbon-y thingie

>>730402571
Too fag to hate kys

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>>730402566
Oh s-shut the fuck up dude, you can't d-do anything to anyone here. And you'll have to go through me first.

>>730402572
N-no, this is my kitchen d-dear. I moved to NYC, and w-work in Manhattan, this is all w-well documented.

Try harder, maybe after you lurk more.

>>730402602
No.

>>730402636
No.

>>730402637
W-why?

>>730402642
N-no.

>>730402655
N-no <4

>>730402624
>alicemargatroid
I'm going to do that, thanks so much Alice

>>730402573
Lmao, one grandparent less for them.

>>730402624
>>>730402571 (You)
Okay, Thanks! I think I'll make an appointment to a psych.

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>>730402444
Hmm I don't know...
Sonata and I used to chat 10-11hrs a day for 3 year straight.
We had future plans together, I really don't want to invest that much time in someone else

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>>730402624
Oh. I cannot help you with that I guess. Also should I change therapist if he thinks I am a psychopath or should I just embrace what I am?

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>>730402624
Oh.. I think I worded that badly... I meant it wouldn't be the first girl I knew of that had trouble with orgasms...

>>730402637
might be easiest to see a medical Dr to start and make sure nothing is physically wrong.. then move onto other areas once you've ruled that out..

>>730402820
wow really fucked that up

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>>730402452
Don't we all.

Do you have my Steam or Discord information? We can talk sometime, if you'd like.

>>730402566
*sighs softly and shakes her head* Seriously. I don't know who you are, but your edginess is so painful that it puts mine to shame. Kindly fuck off. Not in the mood today.

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>>730402573
I'm s-sorry Anonymous, I'm s-so so sorry.
I think it w-would be best to explain it to them as gently as p-possible, and let t-them be with him during the time he has l-left. It's an awful terrible s-situation but...

It's better for both him and them to have that closure.

>>730401527
>H-how is the UK <4

Finally warming up to the point I can bitch to management my Ambo has no AC, how's NJ?

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>>730402566
You should leave.

No offense Alice but ur just making things worse for these poor anons unless u show us some tits or be one of their girlfriends

What is the meaning of life?

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>>730402675
*blinks* T-that's anhedonia dear. Have y-you been to a doctor?

>>730402761
W-why?

>>730402779
M-my pleasure <4

>>730402820
G-good luck Anonymous!

>>730402871
G-given psychopath is not a medical diagnosis, seek secondary council.

>>730402873
Oh, s-sorry. Yes, that's common <4

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>>730403000
check em

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>>730400990
Post that braless webm again

>>730402772
All seeds that you've planted in advance to continue your rouse. If you're not a man then show your face. If you're a transitioning female then you should just be proud of who you are and not hide behind those crude drawings.

>>730402950
Sleep well pupper <3

>>730402772
Fuck you then fucking faggot

>>730400990
My life is fucked up

>>730402849
we did too.. ;-;

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>>730402306
I have a serious problem Alice. During the week i'm a fitness nut. I get my cardio in, i eat healthy, and drink nothing but water. But as soon as my weekend comes i turn into an alcoholic, eat nothing but garbage food, drink nothing but beer and spirits, have unprotected sex with bar floosies, etc. I basicly turn into a complete animal until my work week starts again. How can i stop this destructive behavior?
Pic unrelated

>>730403004
can I be your greenfield?

>>730402772
I never asked why..I didn't want to push it I guess...

>>730402873
I guess so...

>>730402917
Thank you Alice, i appreciate your words and your support. I was kinda thinking the same thing too with my girls, it's just hard because they just lost a great grandmother (on my ex's side) and now my ex wife and I are going to have to hit them with this. It's hard.

>>730403067
No but I have gone to therapy.

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>>730402911
I can't talk to you in private.
And I don't have your weird information, give it!

I'm looking for someone to talk understand each other or play some videogames.. (sorry for my english)

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>>730402911
Are you okay, 2B? I know we aren't very close, but I'm here if you need me.

>>730402973
I'm in NYC t-these days, it's nice!

>>730403004
How s-sad for them.

>>730403052
To r-reproduce.

>>730403079
I "planted" a s-successful job in NYC f-for the sole purpose of hiding m-my male identity?

This is seriously the most retarded conspiracy theory since chemtrails.

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>>730402917
do you think this is acurate ?
>mfw entp aka le debater

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>>730400990
Do you own your home or rent?

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>>730403067
That would be a good idea. But I've been through like 5 therapists by now to confirm I am one. Is being one a bad thing? I don't seen to grasp it.

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>>730403149
You should back off because Sonata is mine

Alice, you're sweet and lovely and I love you <3

>>730401807
are traps gay?

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>>730403004
neither would help in the long run, both are just temporary solutions to internal problems...

>>730402573
I'm really sorry to hear that. It's best to be upfront about it, maybe take some time to figure out what you all can do together to remember him in a positive light for awhile after he passes..

>>730403000
Nice trips...

>>730402911
Killing them with kindness again? E> 2B, you are good people...

>>730403275
Nigga u gay?

>>730402950
sleep well pupper

>>730400990
You like tea, but do you like coffee?

>>730400990
Do a cute pose with tea A-chan

>>730403153
Sounds pretty reasonable to be honest, you've never heard of a cheat day?

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>>730403120
D-do tell <4 I'm here f-for you, lay it on me.

>>730403153
W-well, why do you do those things? what is y-your rational? do you feel y-you need to do them?

>>730403166
I w-would have a frank discussion w-with her, Anonymous.

>>730403167
*smiles sadly* Y-yes it is. But these things happen in w-waves. It's awful, it's terrible...b-but for now, it's just how life is.

I know nothing I can say will bring you comfort, but I wish I could. I wish I had the perfect words to make it all go away. but the fact you cared about him is why it hurts.

Pain isn't always wrong.

>>730403335
I meant you and me! You want a corpse?

>>730403298
>5 psychologists told me I'm a "psychopath"
Get out, learn to tell better lies.

>>730402772
You of all people will benefit from my actions. Love you, Alice and your threads.

>>730402911
Just know that youve already fucked up big time. See ya in 2 weeks

>>730403000
I respect trips. See ya

>>730402911
>>730403244
Check'd, but, 2B, don't give this person any information you have. Allow them to suffer. They deserve it for what they did to those poor, helpless animals.

Oh look, it's Alice.

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>>730403447
...I do, yes

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>>730403237
W-what form of therapy did y-you go through?

>>730403283
About as accurate as horoscopes.

>>730403296
I r-rent an apartment, but I am w-working on buying a condo.

>>730403298
Y-you are one what? Psychopathy is, as I s-said, not a medical condition but a legal one.

What is your actual diagnosis?

>>730403426
S-sometimes, especially iced.

>>730400990
Lost my job, my bf, my house, my car, my doggo, addicted to drugs, started smoking again, and completely broke. What to do?

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>>730403458
Therapists dear. Psychologist and therapist aren't really same things.

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>>730403515
Don't grouplink me
I hate it

>>730403625
Move in with me, become my bitchboy.

>>730403275
We'll-documented? How does one document someone's career under the guise of anonymity? Your mom moved to manhattan and you went with her. When she works late you get the kitchen to plead poor desperate anons for attention. Just show your face. Stop hiding. No reason to continue your sad existence. Own up to who you are, Thomas.

>>730403625
You know the answer live stream it

I'm looking for someone to talk to to understand each other or play something, anyone? (sorry for my english)

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>>730403464
I w-would not benefit from a person who I consider a f-friend being harmed.

>>730403561
Hello!

>>730403625
C-can you give me more information? That s-seems like it has a backstory b-behind it.

>>730403625
Prostitution of course

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>>730403444
>pain isn't always wrong. Thank you for saying this Alice. So many people forget this.

>>730403167
Grieving is okay, try to think and bring up positive memories, but don't forget to let yourself feel bad too, same goes for your family... much love

>>730403630
And you can be diagnosed as a psychopath. "Dear".

>>730403444
Okay, well...I'll talk to her next time I get chance.

Alice. Do you have a boyfriend and have you ever had sex? If so, what's kinky stuff you're into? Generally curious.

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>>730403594
Since I live in a shithole in Egypt they don't really write it down for me to see. But the last one said I have a major case of BPD and Schizophrenia.

Hi Alice. I only have one friend but she's really shitty to me and only cares about herself even though I'm always there for her.

Is it better to have one bad friend or no friends?

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>>730403767
I'm bored, any way to contact eachother?

>>730400990
Alice! Which do you prefer: Coke, Pepsi, or Crab Juice?

>>730403365
That's actually a great idea, thank you Alice. Have a great night love. <3

>>730403644
>>730403515
I'm going to do it literally every time I talk or reply to you from now on!! Way to go! Dunno why you think I would give a shit about if you hate something lmao. That's a fucking funny joke right there. Now why don't you just fucking leave? No one wants you here.

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>>730403755
....Thomas? W-what? That's n-not even a good guess.

Melanie, by the way <4

>>730403790
J-just ask anyone with CIPA

>>730403860
I h-have a girlfriend.

>>730403836
Good l-luck dear!

>>730403878
BPD I c-can buy, but that's not psychopathy.

>>730403566
;-; I can give you all the corpses you want..

I like you Alice. You seem like a cool person. Good luck today.

>>730403444
Well i do all the healthy stuff because i feel guilty about what i've done during the weekend. How do i stop feeling guilty and live a life of pure debauchery & hedonisim?

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>>730403878
I made Miho quit that discord, not you!

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>>730403915
It's b-better to have better friends. Make n-ne ones <4

>>730403934
Crab Juice of c-course.

>>730404032
I'm g-glad to please you dear <4

>>730404087
You d-don't.

>>730400990
Hey Alice3D, sorry I'm late.

Are you sure your not a tranny?

Hey Alice. I haven't had a girlfriend in almost 5 years. I used to try to find one, but would shy away when things got too serious. I've had a couple flings since, but nothing serious. Now it's gotten to the point where I don't put any effort it. I don't text girls I've met consistently. Don't plan dates. And generally don't search unless I'm swiping on tinder. I don't know why. I'm lonely. But I don't know how to get my groove back. Help?

I'm 22 for reference.

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>>730403000
*hugs you from behind, resting her head on yours* Thank you.

>>730403244
Email me at [email protected]

>>730403275
I appreciate that ma'am. But it won't be necessary. Just a little tired.

>>730403365
Kindness is in short supply for today.

>>730403464
Good, great, go.

>>730403515
I'd like to hear their side of the story. I know the concerns and risks; I'll be fine, don't worry.

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>>730403940
You write a lot.
I'm waiting for Sonata
And 2B-chan wants me here
>>730403978
Hmm I want male corpses then. healthy and young, fresh and warm

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>>730403937
oh...! I'm not Alice... but you should thank her too. I'm only here in the first place b/c of her and some other really kind people...

>>730403972
CIPA eh? I had to look up the acronym, but yeah I've read about it... think I even saw a documentary before.

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Worst threat ever not even funny bored asf

Usually just lurk in these threads, but wanted to say that I like your threads. This website is really going down the tubes, but your threads are comforting and nice. Thanks for taking the time Alice.

>>730403972
Girlfriend?
Hot.

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>>730403919 do you have steam or any better idea?

>>730404178
>>730403915
But no one wants to be friends with me :(

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>>730403594

>rent

As a property manager of over 250 properties I feel I can say "stop writing on the god damn fridge".

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>>730404250
That's blocked in my country lol
Give me your Steam

>>730404254
sounds easy enough.. though if you want a living one i fit that..

>>730403972
Does she lurks your threats?

Hi Alice, hope you're doing well

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>>730403972
I will take your word on this. I don't want to be much different from others. I hope you have a good day Alice! I will go back to listening some music.

>>730404147
Sorry but he quit because of all the mass of drama that forced him out of it. I was a big part of that drama.

>>730404250
>I'll be fine, don't worry.
that's what they all say

even alice got hurt by ikarous

>>730404254
>>730404250
>>730404360

Your funeral. She's a disgusting psycho bitch who killed a dog to cum. I don't think she deserves anything but the death penalty for that shit, but okay. Talk away.

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>>730404203
Quite s-sure, my vagina agrees.

>>730404224
....d-dud, why do you think you lost your groove. Y-you are 22. You will, statistically, have 5-7 partners in your entire l-life.

You are doin' fine. Go to a mixer or something.

>>730404250
If t-that weight gets too much to carry, share it. I'm t-tired too, but never too tired to share the load.

>>730404258
Cognitive Insensitivity to Pain

>>730404294
It's m-my pleasure.

>>730404334
I d-do <4 Why don't y-you come hang out?

https://anekiho.me/chat2

>>730404359
It's s-stainless and comes off easy.
Also fix my fucking AC.

>>730404386
She d-doesn't like them.

>>730404403
I'm f-fine <4

>>730404410
Enjoy! L-link me some <4

>>730404446
I g-get hurt helping literally anyone; empathy works by experiencing someones pain as your own.

However, for people with ASPD, they w-will simply suck you dry and t-there is no form of therapy that c-can work on them. Largely because they don't think they need it.

>>730400990
I hate myself and my life. I'm fat, old, and alone. Every night before I got to bed, make a little wish in my head that I die in my sleep

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>>730404332
Yeah but steam mobile is glitchy as hell. Discord?
>>730404410
No you weren't. Dummy.
>>730404529
Go away.

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>>730404674
C-can you tell m-me more about your life?

Good day Alice!

>>730403283
>>730403594
that is just a parody version what do you think of the actual 16 personality test ?

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>>730404363
Well, as long as you're nice...
>>730404446
Alice2 hurt me
>>730404529
I did no such thing D:

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>>730404801
It is about as accurate as a horoscope, as I s-said.

>>730404788
G'day mate!

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>>730404642
I don't think you will like it but ok!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7wr11IbNVc

>>730404691
I was enough of an influence, also why are we talking about a meme that happened ages ago?

>>730404866
this fucker kills dogs to ejaculate

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>>730404642
alice do you every post in /soc/ legwear threads?

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>>730404911
nu, i wouldn't hurt a fly...

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>>730404360
http://steamcommunity.com/id/virtuous_contract/

>>730404446
>>730404529
Better she focuses on me rather than someone else weaker then.

>>730404642
*shakes her head and smiles* I have this, but thank you. I'll take you up on the offer someday.

>>730404642
I don't have any desire to chase girls anymore. Or at least put in the effort to do so. Going on dates is annoying. And texting back all the time becomes a chore. I just don't care. And I don't know why. I've stopped caring.

Chickenpox at 21.
Help.

>>730404691
No, I'm not going to go away because some dog-killing psycho bitch (or friend) wants me to. I'm here to stay and whether or not you like me, or what I have to say is no concern of mine.

>>730404866
Hi, the colour "Lying Bitch" looks really really awful on you. Why not try telling the truth and coming clean for once?

Can I see your pussy, Alice? Please?

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>>730404250
I will lend you my kindness then... umm my brain doesn't have wi-fi... so have as much love as possible from me and know that you are appreciated, especially over the weekend when I was feeling depressed...

>>730404866
>>730404875
absolutely agreed, just vague enough to be right for anyone who takes those kinds of tests..

>>730400990
please leave

There are more people this time other than Alice. How do I react to that? hahaha

>>730400990
Your fake boobs are uneven.

>>730400990
I'm really stressed with homework, and I can't de-stress because I don't have my earbuds. Help me before I express said stress in an unhealthy manner ._.

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>>730404642
Even your gf knows your threats are fucking cancer HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking kys trap fag

>>730404766
I don't have one. I'm a caregiver for my elderly parents and I have social anxiety and panic attacks which makes me avoid everything. I can't talk to people because I literally have nothing to say. It's almost like I'm trapped in a world inside my own head and the view through my eyes is like I'm watching a movie

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>>730404995
You are troublesome, your mother must have had a hard time when you were younger.

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>>730404980
baka now the whole thread has your steam
>>730404995
What is the colour of lies..?
>>730405072
Don't fucking grouplink me with that fucking bitch

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>>730404691 Yeah i have discord, mail if you want [email protected]

>>730401453
>Implying Desu didn't win

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>>730404957
D-do I look like cancer to you? Fuck if I would ever p-post on /soc/.

>>730404980
*shrugs* C-can't say I didn't try. And I w-would listen to those two. Reimu g-got tangled in with Ikarous and Ikarous l-lied to Reimu, claiming t-to be me, then attempted to manipulate Reimu.

Please ask Reimu about it to confirm the details; it was a very dark time in both of our lives and it was very lucky we managed to figure it out. The bond we have today is due in large part due to this shared struggle against Ikarous's attempts to harm people.

I w-won't tell you what to do but...it doesn't m-matter how strong you are, s-someone with this sort of disorder is n-not going to change their ways and w-will pretend, lie, steal, and lash out instead.

>>730404985
Are y-you in the hospital?

>>730405129
Why?

>>730405185
You should learn how to type "thread" properly.

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>>730405156
M-most women do n-not have perfectly symmetrical breasts dear.

>>730405183
W-what sort of homework is it?

>>730405185
N-no, she doesn't post b-because she instead rubs my back during and s-supports me <4

>>730405202
That...s-still sounds like a life to me.

>>730403684
Haha sure

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>>730405306
Liar

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>>730405072
Data received. Thanks, Sky *gives you a quick squeeze* Thank you for saying that.

You know, your avatar is beginning to suit you very nicely.

>>730405272
I released it publicly before.

>>730405422
No, but falsies should be.

>>730405232
No, my mother hugged me enough as a kid. Sorry yours didn't. Please take your dog killing friend and leave. You both are a nuisance.

>>730405272
The same one that you're wearing, duh. You wear it like, all the time. Literally every. single. day. As if you can't look in the mirror and see a disgusting human being. Unfortunate.

>>730403765
Nooo then I couldn't fab any longer

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>>730405485
Y-yes, but my real breasts are not, s-sadly <4

>>730405306
No. They just gave me a bunch of antivirals and called it a day.

>>730404642
>>730404334
Too scared...

>>730404985
take some benedryl. I have a urinary tract infection and pissed a half of cup of piss this morning with a giant blood clot floating in it. Every time I piss it feels like my bladder is being ripped out of the end of dick

>>730405422
[a whole bunch of] Math

...and the teacher didn't explain it that well.

>>730405306
have your threads ever been victims of raids gore posters scat posters and so on ? if so how did you react ?

>>730405354
Oh no, you right i misspelled alice isnt cancer trap fag anymore sorry frend

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>>730405272
Oops, sorry I linked the wrong post. My apologies

>>730405454
Thanks! I've learned from some of the best!
... and like I said 2hu was a guilty pleasure of mine a few years ago..

>>730403773
Hmm my life just somehow went of the track and had to deal with burnout syndrome

>>730405552
You should return or exchange them.

>>730403786
And you would be my client?

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>>730404642
Pay your rent on time for more than a couple of months and I'll look into it.

Also, depending on the state, it's not required for a landlord to provide AC, only heat.

>>730403786
I suck like a boss!

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>>730405557
T-then you should be fine <4 S-sorry to hear it though, that s-sucks!

>>730405561
It's okay, w-we are nice <4

>>730405576
Sure, I used t-to be spammed all the time <4

I just keep on truckin'.

>>730405573
W-what kind of math dear.

>>730405643
M-my breasts? To who? G-god? Darwin? M-my mom?

>>730405650
I p-pay my rent ahead of time every month dear. And it is p-part of my lease, so you damn w-well fix it!

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>>730405279
Or I could just give it out here.
Neptune#8113
I'll reply asap.

How do I stop myself from going crazy from boredom at work?

>>730405306
/b/ would be better without you
It would still be pure shit, and even so it would still be better without you

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>>730405816
R-really? Show me t-the data to prove that.

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>>730405454
I'm going to leave this thread now. Goodbye
>saved your Steam and will add you when I can
>>730405498
You mean the jacket I'm wearing now? I think its cute. Its white and it matches the snow so I have to be careful when riding my bike
>>730405596
i can't get the dirt off me...

>>730404866
checked
i usually am nice..

>>730405422
Don't listen to them Alice, your breast are fine!

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>>730405940
I m-mean, at least I'm not Nevada. No one w-wants to be used as an impromptu level....

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>>730405498
Such a nuisance, maybe she spoiled you too much. Poor lady.

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>>730405561
>>730405775
You know... I still haven't gone on anekichat yet.... should I Alice? Is the rabbit hole deep?

*hug* Sorry if it was so sudden

>>730404875
How's it going?

I love alice Chan
Too bad shes taken ;-;

>>730405792
>Neptune#8113
done :3

>>730406068
Ello Sky!

>>730405775
>>730405561
She seemed nice at first :/

Thank you though. I appreciate the responses.

>>730400990
Hello Alice. Does Nano get fleas, and if so, what flea meds do you use?

>>730406082
She is?

>>730405904
You're leaving the thread? Fucking finally.
Took you long enough.


>>730406055
No, I'm appreciative of the things that I have in my life and I don't have entitlement issues like the two of you. Read a fucking book or go plant a tree or something

>>730400990

Alice, can I cum inside of your asshole so much that you'll have to change your name to Alice "Cumbucket" 3D?

I just want to drain my sweaty balls inside your asshole until your backdoor is completely destroyed. We're talking like a gang of 22 niggers strong busted through the backdoor of your house and just kept smashing until it was busted open so wide they could just walk out with your grand piano.

I want to keep pumping your asshole until you've mesmerized every inch of my dick and can write a 52 page essay single space about every aspect of my dick widening your shit cannon.

Afterwards, when you're dazed from the rupture of pain flooding through your body from your ass, equal to the amount of cum that flooded into it, I'll jerk off on your face real quick and leave you a couple bucks for the therapy.

>>730405876
I'm merely presenting my personal, subjective opinion, don't be such a bitch

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>>730406068
*blinks* It's j-just a chat dude. There's n-nothing scary or mysterious about it.

>>730406071
C-can't complain except for all the stuff g-going on.

>>730406163
Nope! She is an indoor pup <4

>>730406122
*blinks* G-glad to assist.

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So I thought about it and Alice is probably a camwhore

My god, these threads are the most autistic, forever virgin, cancer to ever exist on /b/. End yourselves.

>>730405775
are you gay ?

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>>730406109
oh! Hey, I think I remember that greeting from this morning...

>>730406273
hmm, I'll come in at some point... you already told me I can't leave... so I suppose I should show up at least..

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>>730406266
N-no, that was a firm claim.
P-please provide evidence for y-your claim or I c-can just as easily dismiss it.

>>730406244
S-sorry, I'm strictly look b-but don't touch <4

>>730406296
I don't think she even lives in NYC

bump!!

i love you sweet Alice <3 <3 xx

>>730405775
Heya Alice, hope you're doing well. You are? Good to hear! You're dog, still super tiny? Great!

I'm taking a small road trip with my gf this weekend and I can get antsy and grouchy if I'm cooped up too long.

Any advice to stave that off? I don't want to do the stupid thing and lash out at her if I get ornery..

>>730406350
>end yourselves
wow you sound so cool /b/ro

>>730406351
I mean, she is a girl dating another girl. so... yes?

>>730406474
>she

Hey Alice, what are your thoughts on lucid dreaming? Any experience with it?

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>>730400990
hey, everyone's favorite autistic, unlicensed therapist is back to administer potentially dangerous advice about medication to anons!. let's give A-Alice a b-big w-warm w-w-welcome!!

>>730406362
Yep, with ShizoOp

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>>730406243
But I do read books.

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>>730406350
I've s-seen worse.

>>730406362
W-well, plus stream tonight.

>>730406351
Nope

>>730406296
Also nope.

>>730406411
*rolls her eyes*

>>730406438
Music always h-helps, as does xanax <4

But where are you going? How long is the road trip? Staying at a hotel or somewhere nicer?

>>730406518
Y-yes I have some <4 What do y-you want to know?

>>730406527
Thank y-you, thank you <4 I'll b-be here, uhh...b-basically until I hit the ten year m-mark probably?

>>730406273
It seems very busy at the moment

>>730406536
Schizo*

>>730406403
I couldn't ask for a better example of how bitchy you are.

>>730406244
>inside of your asshole
why would you choose the ass when there is a vagina just inches away?

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>>730402041
Hello 2b

Mantis

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>>730406609
I w-wouldn't say so.

>>730406669
T-the fact I demand evidence f-for peoples claims is not bitchy, it's j-just basic logic.

You make a claim, you back it up <4

>>730406672
It f-feels different for both parties.

>>730406605
>*rolls her eyes*
What's your area code number then?

>>730406603
Then you should have the capabilities of reading and understanding what I say when I tell you that Ikarus is both dangerous and disgusting and the fact that you associate so closely with them is very worry-some and you have honestly proven to me tonight that you're just as garbage of a person as she is.

>>730406605
Just wondering what you thought of the idea in general - and if applicable how successful you've been at it, any tips for someone trying to get into it, etc

>>730406605
what is the meaning of life ?

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>>730402181
Hi Jill!!

Mantis