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I'm an old faggot and I'm tired of life. It's

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I'm an old faggot and I'm tired of life. It's been years since I posted here but fuck it, I'm killing myself tonight. Dubs decides how unless it's stupid and painful. My default right now is hanging. Pic related: Toaster Steve, the shittiest an hero of all time.
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bump cos I really want to fucking die tonight
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fucking bumppppppp
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Drive into migrant center with truck of peace loaded with c4
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>>730397785
stupid fucking oldfag doesn't know that IP's are shown now, tossed your suicide note and IP to the police. enjoy your 72 hour lockdown oldfag.
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>>730398888
Quads be damned, OP goin to the psych ward tonight!
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>>730398888
Quads confirm
Rip op
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>>730397785
Old age
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>>730397785
Sleeping pills/relaxants and plastic bag over head.
Good night sweet prince.
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Get.

Old age, seconded.
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someone please fill me in on toaster steve?
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>>730399278
yep
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>>730397785
Send a letter to Trump declaring your intentions. SS will help you with your mission.
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>>730397785

Another fucktardo roll thread. What an asswipe.
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>>730397785
an old fag using dubs...NEVER
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Suicide by copppp
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>>730398888
havent IPs always been logged at least temporarily?
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good luck proving who was on the computer lel. u dumb fucking faggot. do you think that has ever happened in the history of 4chan? they don't care if you kill yourself, they're looking for CP and Lelliot Rodger types. >>730398888
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>>730399469
did you just put your address on 4chan?
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>>730397785
Dont do it man. Permanent solution to temporary problems. You have friends and family who will miss you enormously. Look to God, or at least understand that things will get better!
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go to niggertown and ask if anybody has change for a $100
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>>730399593
good luck not getting mad about it? woops too late guess you got mad! tell us more angry pants.
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>>730399695
do it there will be more food
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>>730399288
who is toaster steve
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>>730399593
Someone fell for the bait. KYS.
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>>730397785
remember, you can always kill yourself tomorrow. Why not wait another day and see what happens?
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>>730399593
lel = r3dd1t
you gotta go back.

kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>730399753
There is a pretty big niggertown near me. But I don't really want to die in the filthy ghetto being stabbed to death by some coon looking for crack money
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>Do the old green text

Buy ticket to Vegas, rent convertible, buy parachute, gun, and rope.

Shoot gun near police station drive away and wait for news chopper.

Tie rope to car and neck, release parachute and hang yourself on live TV.
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selfimmolation
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>>730397785
KEK "Da Toaster"

>#imdead
>#omgimonfire
>I’m fuck3d
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>>730399917
Because that's gayyyy
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https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=e40_1493069063
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>>730397785
Die of old age
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>>730397785
I love Dakota. He will forever live on as a legend in my heart
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>>730399810
I looked up toaster steve
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>>730397785
Walk into a police station with a gun/knife and die in glorious combat.
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>>730397785
Die in combat fighting niggers or something.
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>>730399634
You can't read my address. I wrote it rather sloppily.
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Electric chair
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>>730399695
U had me up until you through god in there.
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>>730397785
Don't do it, find something to enjoy, or, go fight a gang or something and die in glorious combat.
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>>730397785
Naked, fight until you die.
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>>730397785
Don't do it.
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>>730400493
'glorious combat' aka getting tased 3 times and pepper sprayed until eyes bleed and then going to jail for 20 years for attempted murder of an LEO
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>>730397785
Lightning strike
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>>730400561
Sure thing broseph
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>>730397785
do something epic as fuck before you go out to live in the history of 4chan. do waste your choice to end your life
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twitch dot tv thypnotics
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>>730400481
thanks
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>>730397785
Stick cucumbers in your ass
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>>730397785
Old age
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>>730397785
lurker/poster since 2006

why kill your self now op

prove you are an old fag
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>>730397785
Who is the cute lad and what is in his mouth? White men are so beautiful, so proud. No homo.
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>>730401044
me again, dont kill yourself, old age wtx
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never understood any method other than pistol.
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>>730400561
You wish. I'm sending a tip to the secret service right now.
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>>730400778
Send me a letter then. Toaster Steve would appreciate it.
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Death by obesity
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we have been trolled lads. move along.
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>>730397785
I was going to kill myself, had a gun and everything. Round jammed and the next day i admitted myself into a psyche ward. Turns out lota of young men harbour deep seated thoughts of wanting to become a girl. I let them treat me and they put me on hormones. 2 years later I'm happier than I have even been and i pass as a chick.

If you really want to kill yourself then what do you have to lose by transitioning?
>my b4 and after
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Poop yourself to death
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>>730401322
More of him, please. :3 :3 :3 No homo.
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>>730401534
Good to hear lol
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>>730397785
Go to a store and buy 15 feet worth of piano wire. Go to a different store, give someone 5 bucks, then buy 5 tubes of super glue. Take items to top of, at least, 4 story building. Tie one end of piano wire to anchor object on top of building and tie other end around your neck. Pour 4 and 3/4 tubes of super glue on hands and stick hands to side of head. Wait to dry about 2 hours. Then run and jump off building. Suicide complete. When you land you look like you tore your own head off, make news everywhere. Be famously dead for a day.
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>>730400245
Wow holy fucking shit, the way the cops laugh at the end after she kills herself. Wasn't expecting that. That's fucked. Wonder if the cops will laugh at me
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>>730401657
More of Da Toaster.
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>>730401666

I was born a woman, so how does that work out. Do they sew a dick to my pussy?
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>>730400245
>>730401830
Just got done watching it. Must have been a really small caliber pistol... not much of a bang. Was expecting to see some blood splatter on the ceiling.
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>>730402377
Odd jobs story.
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>>730402100
I think I''m in love. ;3 No homo.
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>>730397785
drink a bottle of vodka and slit your wrists
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>>730401681
Re roll
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>>730402631
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>>730402653
Have considered doing this as it is the most realistic. Hanging seems less painful and faster though
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>>730402346
>I was born a woman
Then you have no reason to kill yourself moron
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twitchttv dot thynotics
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>>730398888
>IP's are shown now
>now
You really have no idea how Internet works, do you.

Nice quads though.
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thypnotics
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>>730402377
No anon she had an ar-15
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>>730403040
30403040
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>>730402817
If you are really looking to do it. Just drink a shit ton of alcohol. And tie a coax cable around your neck. Cheap, pain free, and takes about 30 seconds. Just don't think about any one your leaving behind, who you meant something too and are giving them a reason to do the same, people who knew you and are damaged now and all that. They'll forget about you after you die anyways.
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>>730403262
I have no friends, my entire family thinks I'm a fucking loser, and my best friend died a while ago. No one will fucking care and I can guarantee you that. Nice emotional appeal tho
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>>730403721
So u are a woman?
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>>730403092
Started to watch from the beginning. Saw that it a riffle. Still don't think it was anything larger than a .22. Pew Pew....

Anyone have link to the actual shooting from the guy posted below?
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8ba_1492380541
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>>730400245
lol what a shit drawing.Hammer still locked back and slide unmoved.
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>>730397785
I vote you jump off a building.
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>>730403823
I have a .22 rifle, I thought they were generally a bad idea to kill yourself with. How could I make that work?
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>>730397785
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OP, sell everything you have, go to Mexico, rent a villa, buy three cases of beer, 5g of cocaine, viagra, a bag of weed and two hookers. Sniff, fuck, have fun.

Make sure you lock your wallet and weed in a safe before you start partying, don't want hookers to rob you.

The next day (or the day after if the cocaine is good enough) send the hookers away, smoke weed, listen to the music, shitpost and maybe watch a movie. Do this until the weed runs out.

If you still want to off yourself at this point then hang yourself.
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>>730397785
>stupid and painful
>hanging

Dumbass
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How about you enlist in the military and take out some towheads with the gun you aimed at your head
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>>730398888
Wait that happened? Is that why 4chan turned to shit?
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>>730404134
Oh so you've tried it? It doesn't hurt at all you normie faggot. I've tried strangling myself before and it was pretty peaceful until I was stopped by someone. Go cut your wrists the long way and tell me how that goes
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>>730404023
Place under chin and aim forward (away from you) for the most amount of damage.
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>>730404375
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_protocol_suite
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>>730401534

can i fuk ure boi pucci??
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>>730403721
No emotional appeal. Stop reaching if your arms are too short, stop kicking if your legs can't reach the edge, stop yelling if your in a well 800 miles away from the nearest ear. Just say good bye to your body, and transend. Spill the truth of being alone in a world full of people that are fucking in social assholes. Put on the tie and suit, show them you cared or dress like a shit hole ass butt and show them you didn't. Stop looking for confirmation where you know everyone will give you attention. Do it or don't. Make something of your self. Go outside and commit social suicide by sitting down and talking to a stranger,bum,veteran,lowlife and show them there are people in the world who care. People who give a fuck and don't mean shit but know if they tried, they might be able to grow those arms to grab stretch those legs to stand, and be something. Some people don't mean shit but some people mean the world and some people would kill to have some one to talk to. So... Do it...
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>>730404512
Sorry, i only have a pussy now. No more feminine penis
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>>730404556
are u fuckin retarded or something
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Dubs mean you post your computer contents for us to enjoy.

At least your macro collection.
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Live forever man, life is great even if yu have problems now, you'll find a way to solve'em
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>>730402346
My wife used helium.
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>>730399948
Why not?

Means to an end and the people you leave behind will never know you wanted to die.

Plus it'll get another crack head off the streets!

Win win if you ask me
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>>730404023
Is it semi-auto? If so, strap it to a desk or something with the barrel pointed at you chest. Tie a string to the trigger so that when the string is pulled towards your door which will be open, the gun will fire. Tie the other end of the string to a cat. Pull the trigger and the cat will finish you off.
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Don't kill yourself, live a long and prosper life
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>>730404489
It was a yes or no question. Not "wuts an ip?"
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>>730403823
Steve Stephens

https://videos.files.wordpress.com/ye3jLBhI/18008149_1162264480552611_4218290524764766208_n_dvd.mp4
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>>730404899
>>730404955

fuck what do i do
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>>730405083
Should have lit him on fire!
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#1 - Look Black
#2 - Get in vicinity of Cop - Any Cop
#3 - make sudden nignog movements
#4 - PROFIT !
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>>730400213
you're gayyyyy
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https://imgur.com/a/ujiob#0
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>>730405355
checked
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>>730405152
dont do it
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>>730405811
HOLY FUCK
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>>730405811
checkd
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twitch dot ttv thypnotics
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>>730405811
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>>730400561
I have good eyes.
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>>730405055
There was no point in time when the IP of the poster (client) was unknown to the website administrator (server). You're welcome.
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>>730405811
nice
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>>730405083
is that black uncle ben ?
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>>730402789
I can be his secret lover. His fiancee doesn't need to know. No homo.
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>>730405939
If dubs, this wins!
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>>730405811
>>730405911
KEK!
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>>730397785
Toster doesn't work....and call the suicide hotline until they block you
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>>730404063
*hugs him tight...
No homo.
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Is op still replying?
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>>730406387
nah he dead
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>>730401534
Fucking hell you're beautiful
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>>730406387
No... I don't think he has ever replied in this thread.
>Still have yet to find vid of Toaster Steve eating some pills before setting his room on fire.

If someone found it; please post link.
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>>730397785
Do *not* do it man. Nothing in life is as bad as it seems. Half of everything is just perspective. Choose happiness.
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>>730406480
>nah (s)he dead
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>>730406568
i have bad news but seems like you wouldn't care
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>>730400481
Wonder what the texts were.
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https://www.guelphmercury.com/news-story/4249966-guelph-student-taken-to-hospital-following-online-suicide-attempt/
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>>730400561
811 Glen St. (upper)
Janesville, Wisconsin
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>>730407228
Fake news. You are fake news. Typical bitches lies to slander such a good-looking decent man. Fuck off...never in hell would I believe a lad as sweet as him would ever behave in such a way.
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Swan dive off a cliff
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>>730407588
Send me a friendly letter. I will reply.
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Facebook live the fuck outt of it
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>>730407801
I am the "real" news. Besides what "greatness" has trump accomplished in the last 95 days?
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>>730408019
honestly had to google the name, didnt know about this guy.

I think I will send him a letter
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Choke on a dick
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>>730401534
and then you'll kys because it turns out, you're just a freak and not a real girl
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>>730408343
Please do. :)
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twitch dot tvv thyonotics
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thypnotics twitch
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>>730409004
>>730409036
WAT?
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>>730409004
>>730409036

>Sorry. Unless you’ve got a time machine, that content is unavailable.
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>>730398888

whiteknight fucking faggot
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Did anyone find a link to Toaster Steve's campfire?
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>>730404434
holy fuck what happened to the dude in the pic
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>>730409961
Posted wrong pic...
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>>730410184
Tried to be a hero.

https://videos.files.wordpress.com/ye3jLBhI/18008149_1162264480552611_4218290524764766208_n_dvd.mp4
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dont do it man :( people care
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>With 200 viewers - the maximum allowed on Chateen - watching him and even more trying to get in, Stephen downed booze and pills before setting his room alight.
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>On Remembrance Day Moore expressed his public spirit in a touching testimony to his grandfather's service in World War II, noting that the date was also the seventh anniversary of the older man's death.

He wrote: "I have nothing but the utmost respect for the men and women who dedicated their lives to serving their country."

It is hard to equate this noble sentiment with the warped boast he made of doing "an hero" - internet slang for committing suicide - on Saturday night. He wrote on 4chan: "I thought I would finally give back to the community in the best possible way. I am willing to an hero [commit suicide] on cam for you all."

"All that I request is for you guys to link me to a site where I am able to stream for you guys."
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>>730399469
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>This is it. Tonight I will be ending my own life. I’ve been spending the last hour making the preparations and I’m ready to go through with it. As an oldfag who’s been on 4chan since 2004, I thought I would finally give back to the community in the best way possible: I am willing to an hero on cam for you all. All that I request is for you guys to link me to a site where I am able to stream it for you guys, then I will gladly fulfill my promise.
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>>730412516
Please don't report me to the Cyber Police! I just want some pen pals. Anon please write to me.
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Toaster steve video

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1c7_1392346889

I'm off to get shitfaced and hang myself, godspeed faggots
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>>730414445
That is not it... It is some faggot that like to cut himself.

Looking for the video where LOLdoge sets himself on fire using a toaster.
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