femanon here. why do men smell like the laundry detergent

sometimes we smell like balls.

tits or gtfo

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>>730396765

>>730396765
wtf is a laundry detergent closet?

>>730396880
seconded. Tits or GTFO

Sometimes we smell like (requires tribute to unlock).

>>730397026
laundry closet. excuse the confusion but you know what i meant

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>>730396765

because every time we take a pee, we wash our hands.

and public toilets hands soap smells like laundry detergent

Better question: Why would my thread about memes get less replies than a photo of a girl asking a dumb question?

>>730397026
It's the closet where one keeps all their laundry detergents. Where you raised by wolves?

>>730396765
Im gonna need to see at least a timestap. Not bothered if on tits, by face will do.

>>730397409
So like, filled to the top with detergent for the next 5 years?

>>730397327
because you're a fag. obviously

>>730396880
apologies. i thought that meme was dead. will refrain from posting until i leak some tiddies to strangers over the internet

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>>730397327
because memes are for normies.

>>730397505
here you go.

>>730397505
good idea. brb, doing that

>>730397409
in my home the detergent sits on a shelf next to the machine
the sheer opulence of a closet just for the OMO is mind boggling

>>730397567
It sucks but thats the way things are

>>730397327
Desperate virgin betas.

better than smelling like rotten fish, like that snatch of yours

>>730397327
Cause this is anew and exciting concept

>>730397823
faggot.
it only happens at period peaks

>>730397823
:(

>>730397823
I was afraid to say it, but someone had to

>>730396765
Post face wit timestamp

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>>730398348
done. excuse the darker eye, just put my contacts in

>>730398520
bih

>>730396765

I think I'm in love with you.
>nice hair
>cute face
>pretty eyes

sadly it's almost 2am here and even if tomorrow is a national holiday, I'd rather have some sleep now.

>>730398808
thats sweet

>>730398808
which Timeline you european fellow ?

>>730396765
>since you posted timestamp
you should meet better mentbh, i dont fucking smell like closet detergent

>>730398808
Not much in the way of standards have you?

>>730396765

I rarely do laundry and people often describe my scent as "skunky."

>>730399349
good to know.

>>730399241
OP here again
:<

>>730396765
You look like a dude. tits or gtfo.

>>730396765
they're moms do their laundry and use waay too much soap and fabric softener. personally mine always has like 30 of those dryer sheets in there at all times. my clothes forever reek like flowers and candy and bleach. it sucks

>>730398520
You look like a slightly overweight, semi-passable trap

>>730398520
Well not all men smell like the laundry detergent closet. I use way too much lemon-thingy shampoo on my hair so my gf always tells me I smell of lemon.

>>730398520
looks like under age b& to me.

>>730398520
show penis

>>730399741
it's not like i'll be hooking up with anyone from /b/ anyway

>>730398808
Portugal?

>>730398520
Now only the tits miss, m'lady

>>730396765
OP you're adorable, it's my birthday today, can I get some nudes pls?

>>730399842
i wish i was a trap. aren't they able to get surgery too?

>>730396765
OP is a HUGE GIGANTIC faggot. Fuck off, nigger.

>>730400126
i dunno. i just think theyre super cute
-OP

>>730400060
of course. give me a minute
-OP

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I smell like a combination of carbon steel, mill scale, blackened hydrolic fluid and man musk half the time. Irish spring for the rest of the time. I wish somebody would reach out and smell me.

>>730400304

sannes undertale

>>730396765
Because we clean our clothes, sometimes, using laundry detergent. Something completely unknown to filthy, stupid skanks like yourself. We take showers, too. This can also cause a soapy, detergent like smell.

>>730400501
this is fuckin bullshit lol
-the better OP

OP here one more time
this'll probably my last post tonight,
you all are scary
(( :< ))

>>730396765
Youre too young to know this probably, but cum smells like laundrey detergent, if a guy smells like it, its cause he came on his hands before wiping it up after jacking off.

Its very noticeable.

>>730400832
stahp being a faggot
-the real OP

>>730401195
>>730400997
>>730400832
Will the real OP, please stand up?

>>730400997
fuck off to your safe space faggot

>>730401195
fuck you niggers
-one and only OP

>>730401392
OP can only prove she/he's OP with more pictures.
Preferably of his dick.

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I don't fem anon. Currently smell like versace

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>>730401520
the "stahp" guy is a fuckin liar lol
the "give me a minute" dude is also fuckin bsing too lol

>>730401583
good to hear
thumb up

>>730398520
show belly

>>730401750
Shit, all I want are some birthday nudes

>>730401750
This image lacks breasts young lady. In fact this whole thread has been lacking female nudity, and you started it so you should fix it.

>>730401750
Stop dodging the most important question: are you a trap?

>>730402013
Hey its my birthday as well lol

It has been decided. Birthday tits or gtfo

>>730396765
Why is it every time a feminon comes on their tits aren't showing? Show em

i'm not gonna sleep with anyone from b. but if i were to choose between any of you, it'd be the ones who aren't being rude cunts
keep that in mind for the future ;^)
the thing is that a lot of girls in this generation aren't like that. I'd never sleep with a chad
>>730402013
>>730400004
>>730399741
>>730398808
>>730397567

>>730401750
man hands
>trap confirmed

>>730402294
don't listen to this OP, i'm the real OP, just post your addresses and I'll see if I can make it to one of you!

>>730402165
no. they're super cute though
especially that cat anime trap
the one

>>730401750
Show your fucking shit hole

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>>730402294
So special and sweet

>>730402744
you're gonna have to wait on that one

>>730402796
we're not all stacies.

>>730402855
How long? My Dick is in my hand

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>>730402554
just answer the question please

and post your dick you faggot

>>730396765
well what do YOU smell like?

>>730402984
i think you need to read what i was replying to.

>>730402294
Oh wow just an attention whore being an attention whore then huh? If you were to sleep with any of us it would be because you hung yourself and we found your dead body.

>>730396765
tits or gtfo

>>730402967
you mean attractive?

>>730403188
if i need to ask another question about people i don't understand, then i'll just take it to /s4s/ i guess
sorry

>>730403314
yea go there and dont come back, even better ask your question minus the context of your gender cause it doesnt fucking matter.

>>730402967
And somehow still too stuck up to show us your tits. Makes sense.

>>730399505
we're sorry you're an ugly slam pig?

tits pls op

>>730403428
if i were to ask a question about men, the context of my gender is already being implied, right

>>730397567
Its not a meme you fucking cancerous newfag its a god damned rule

>>730403186
I think the worthless whore that is OP needs to show us the hole from which shit pours out. Time is of the essence, as I cannot maintain an erection all night.

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>>730396765
my wife always tells me i smell like detergent. weird. then i rape her to death. nah not really. i just wish i could.

>>730403537
>why do other men smell like detergent

yea totally....are you a fucking retard?

>>730398520
obviously fake, but whoever this chick is she is cute as fuck. but like i said, its obviously not OP.

>>730403727
Fuck you stinky nigger.

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>>730403537

Literally just do not ever lead with "Femanon here" and then not post tits and a timestamp

I think this image about sums it up

>>730396765
OP, if that is really your pic, which i doubt, can you tell us your age? you are VERY attractive... if that is you.... which i'm guessing it isnt.

>>730403805
Are you stupid? Look at the OP , it's the same fucking girl.

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>>730403805
you all like porter robinson?

>>730397567
>i thought that meme was dead
That's not a meme normalfag. That's a literal rule dumbass.

>>730403969
19, post your snapchat with a pic of you and I might snap you If I like what I see

>>730404000
Stop with the fucking timestamp and just post your fucking dick already

>>730404000
never heard of her. is she from the world of porn?

>>730404000
stop beating around the Bush so i can beat around my bush

>>730404193
Sex slave forced to do live shows in the red light district in Amsterdam. There's a lot of recordings of her getting nasty on the street.

TITS OR GTFO

>>730404104
i'm in my late 30s. i dont know what snapchat is actually.

but this is my actual face pic: http://i66.tinypic.com/20rv19e.jpg

>>730404000
At least post more of your face :^(

I eat soap chips

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>>730404193
no.
but i will clear up some confusion
-i haven't posted at all in this thread other than pics with the stamp
-i wish i had a dick
-im 21
-no, i wouldnt fuck a chad, but that post wasnt me
-snibb snibb
-tiddies come only when tiddies are earned

>>730404477
I'm not clicking that shit nigger

>>730404477
dont trust that.

>>730404477
The link is broken you stupid nigger

>>730404104
can i ask where you are from, OP? you look like a european gal. cute af btw. if your pics are real. since you didnt give us tits, i doubt it

>>730404722
>tiddies come only when tiddies are earned

That's not your call. The rules are "tits or GTFO". If you refuse tits, then GTFO.

>>730404722
Not even birthday tiddies?

>>730404722
How the fuck do we earn your tiddies?
Give us some fucking instructions

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>>730404722
Its my birthday show me ur tits bitch

>>730404722
find me a shrubbery

>>730396765
where you from, gal-pal?

>>730401106
this, can't believe this is the first post saying it

>>730404810
Iceland, and I might post tits if you post your dicks, why shoujd I be the only one that has to get naked..

>>730404961
NI! NI!

>>730396765
You look like a ugly lil boy that talks shit on Xbox live

>>730405136
seems fair

>>730400551
I with you /b/either, I smell like car exhaust oil and various chemicals and soap the rest of the time

>>730396765
Tits with timestamp or gtfo nigger

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>>730405136
nunavut, actually! but you were pretty close.

but to get tiddy, i need to audibly laugh.
will post when that has happened

>>730404917
See >>730405136
I'm self conscious,so post your tiny virgin Dicks first

This is a trap... We demand tits, you don't have to be fully naked, or gtfo.

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>>730405136
slightly older pic.

>>730405267
this is now ylyl

>>730404961
let's call it a draw

>>730405294
>>730405267
EXPOSED

>>730405136
I'll give $2 not to get naked!

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>>730405267
So...
This is now a YLYL thread? Fine

Stupid fucking newfags.
No tits
No timestamp
Claims she's female?
She can fuck off until she meets the requirements

>>730396765
I wish thats what i smelled.like

>>730405381
thats not her dipshit

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Y.L.y.L u say

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>>730405267
Are you laughing yet?

>>730396765
But that smells good or am I missing something?

>>730405469
Fuck off Bitch ..mind Yo own business

>>730405376
Fuck,I got this guy though >>730405350

>>730405267
DELIT THIS

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>>730398520
You look like my 2nd gf in HS, she was derpy and average looking but made me happy asf for a few months

is that you? You finally cleared the acne

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Gimme da tits

Stupid fucking newfags.
No tits
No timestamp
Claims she's female?
She can fuck off until she meets the requirements.
Op is a faggot

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>>730405267
Gibe da tiddies

>>730405648
do you live in canada snowland, nigger? if not then no

>>730405436
because its that uncommon to find a girl online. why are you stuck in the past. do you not get enough attention in your life?

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New fagzzzzzzz

>>730405810
Tits or gtfo nigger

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>>730405725
>Not mindlessly clawing for supposed tits

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>>730396765
>femanon here

>>730405810
You want attention for being female.
Post tits with a timestamp or gtfo nigger

>>730405799
I do.. That you.. Leah?

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a few of you won. really, really won. i think my neighbors are getting worried.

enjoy the lowest tier level image you can find, anywhere

no timestamp because you cant fit it in there when you're that close

>>730406274
Op needs to post this with a timestamp or gtfo

>>730406390
wow that nipple fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

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Hi, im from Iceland too, heres my dick, whaddyathink?

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Good nudz

>>730405525
kek

>>730404000
NIce trips and yes I love Porter Robinson
Sad Machine

>>730406390
No tits
No timestamp
Gtfo nigger

>>730406390

can you at least post feet?

>>730406565
this
soles

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Would you rate mine OP?

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Not me

>>730406390
>no timestamp
Dropped

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Good shit

>>730405525
this is what made me laugh
>>730405891
this too
>>730406390
this is real
>>730406641
9/10

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>>730407078
shiiieeeet image didnt load

>>730407078
Tits with timestamp or gtfo nigger

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>>730407078
aww thanks!

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>>730396765
B-but .. I like the smell of launry detergent!

>>730407078
>>730407143
Post actual tits with timestamp you cunt

>>730407397
Op is not a femanon

>>730397409
>Where

>>730407078
rate me?
>>730406488

>>730408064
Faggot/10

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Should i delete this /b/, my friend said my computer will run Quicker?

>>730408610
R u OP? I dont think i can consider any ratings from anyone but OP

>>730409109
>being this retarded

Gtfo faggot

>>730397409
Raised by wolves here and we had a laundry detergent closet. Frankly I'm offended at your comment.

>>730409109
There is no op.

>>730397567
It's a rule faggot

Where are the tits?

>>730409589
under your shirt fatty

>>730409589
There are none.
Op is just a fat neckbeard who stole the pics off /soc/

>>730409292
You wish you were this retarded
>>730409382
If that were so, that would automatically make u op, thus rendering your argument invalid.

>>730409897
Why did your parents raise the afterbirth?

>>730409897
This moron is a good argument for abortion being retroactive.

>>730396765
They call those cleaned clothes.

Let's see some tits with a timestamp.

>>730410748
Op is a fat neckbeard.
There are no tits

https://discord.gg/SkzdpqS
kill me

>>730411167
Kill yourself you beta faggot

>>730410193
>>730410580
really, now, who´s the faggot?

Why hasn't this thread 404d yet?

>>730411626
Because op is a faggot

>>730411626
test

>>730411746
Which you failed.

>>730396765
What kind of fuck heads are you hanging around with?!?

>>730411890
My guess is sjws and furryfags

>>730398520
Tits or gtfo jewish princess

>>730411626
does sage still work?

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>>730396765
>why do men smell like the laundry detergent
Better than smelling like poop like girls do

>>730412135
Do you, faggot?

>>730396765
Because we shower, put on fresh clothes, fap, get hot, our clothes heat up and give off the sweet smell of fabric softener... ;)

>>730407143
Is this a damn Arby's receipt OP? At least you got good taste

>>730412372
>Home
what was the image/word which appeared in a post when you saged it? i cent remember for the life of me

>>730401106
This

>>730405405
RANDY!

>>730402294
Trying to bait the neckbeards eh?

>>730397134
.. Clearly anon didn't know if they had to ask, but thanks for explaining.. :)

>>730398520
I would blow a fuck load your face

>>730412728
>Arby's
>good taste

Pick one

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>>730404722
Guys guys...clearly she's 21...i would know because I'm 21 as well and I can tell what other 21 year old look like. Pic relates its me...im 21

>>730413845
Another stolen pic

>>730413707
>No timestamp.
That's not you