What exactly is the point of going to strip clubs? I can understand

usually a good atmosphere to get drunk in and the one i go to has $2 tuesday, which is any drink for $2. alot of strip clubs have deals and are fun to just hangout in

>>730392504
See I use to feel this way but lately it just seems like something's changed. The girls, the environment, everything is different. I feel like every girl there only wants my money, which is fine but almost none of them even try to act like they're into me at all. It's like I'm a mobile ATM that will give them money for breathing on me. I dunno, I guess I should working out again?

>>730393085
go to a bar a pick up chicks it's cheaper

>>730393984
Right but most bars are empty Sunday through Wednesday, that's the issue here. But at this point I might just go bar hunting instead because strip clubs are just shit to me now.

>>730393085
What do you think a gf or wife thinks you are? At least the dancers show tits

for the vibes bruh. and to laugh at all the creepy old kients and indians that think the girls are flirting with them cause they gota chance

>>730394267
But you can fuck your gf or wife, while it is very unlikely you will fuck the stripper unless you straight up pay her for sex

>>730393085
Its a job to them. I think it depends when you go but I couldnt imagine there very lively on a monday morning. Even than, crystal meth can only make whoring your body out to strange drunk men seem ok for so long.

I've seen the girl in OP pic before... Forgot the kik

>>730393984
If only it were that easy. I can't just walk up to any hot chick in a bar and have her rub her bare tits in my face for a dollar. I wish I could just be like, "Excuse me, miss? Here's a dollar, can you bend over and spread your ass cheeks for me?"

>>730394762
You can always try, there's some turbosluts out there

The purpose is to let women know they are objects and only objects, and that their entire value is from their tits, ass, mouth, and pussy.

>>730393984
Picking up.girls at the bar and going to a strip club are totally. Sometimes I'm not in the mood for that bullshit either. All I want is to look at a pair a tots, have a few drinks, and get treated like a decent fucking human beings. Why is this so much to ask for?

$5.00 shrimp lunch. my girl was a stripper and is bi. She probably actually dyke, but taking her to clubs is a blast.

>>730395098
>Paying ungodly amounts to see something women are born with
Such is the folly of man

>>730395434
What's wrong with that? Much better than beating it in front of a computer screen alone in the dark, but to be fair not by much

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>>730395098
> All I want is to look at a pair a tots

Mmm... you're making me hungry.

>>730395634
Funny guy over here everyone

>>730395627
Do you openly beat off at strip clubs anon? I mean I definitly see the appeal of seeing live women nude. Its just so damn expensive and you just leave with blue balls.

>>730395843
Imagine there being some dude in the corner by the stage with his cock whipped out wanking at mass speed. Lmaooo

>>730396071
Lol i wouldnt put it above some of the guys ive seen there.

>>730396071
Hes getting his fuckin moneys worth

>>730395843
Of course not but my point is that it's at least somewhat better to spend money seeing and talking to women, even if they are strippers, then it is beating off by yourself at a porno video

>>730396340
"FUCK THIS. THEYRE GONNA TREAT ME LIKE SHIT AND TAKE MY MONEY, IM AT LEAST GETTING A NUT."

There's this spot where I live where there's a strip club, then next door a massage parlor where I'm pretty fucking sure they jack you off. It looks run down, but hey. You could wack me off in a cardboard box on the streets of India and I'd still be happy. So fuck it.

>>730396236
You are one of those guys though.

>>730396582
Does talking only include "Want a lap dance?" And if you say no they scoff and walk away? Cause.

There's this place near where I live called Fantasy Land. I guess it's like a porno shop, but people go there and there's open rooms where they fuck and others watch and join in and shit. Glory holes. All that. It's popular. But I never have been out of fear of catching aids.

>>730397073
Where the hell is this? Sounds way more fun than a strip club. Seems like a good way to get rid of anxiety

>>730395627
>Much better than
>but to be fair not by much

I have figured it out. You're a retard.

Wear Dallas Cowboy satin sweatpants and they'll find you.

>>730397387
Tampa

>>730397679
Do I try to look like trailer trash to remind them of their fathers?

>>730394981
>turbosluts
charlie, is that you?

I agree strip clubs are lame. But i have heard if u wear those thin
basketball shorts and nothing else under them u can get lapdance and cum. Lol

>>730398238
Wearing sweat pants and getting a lap dance is pretty sweet, guaranteed blue balls tho lol

>>730398200
Not charlie but someone rubbed turbo-stuff in my lexicon
Nice dubs brah

I'll sometimes do the old diaper and petroleum jelly trick. Put on adult diaper, fill it with the jelly, get lap dance, and cum buckets

>>730397882
Counter productive. Will confuse as no fathers are the cause.

>>730391916
They are interested in getting your money and getting you out when the money is gone, you pretty much summed up the whole strip club experience the 99% of men have

>>730391916

Sometimes I just want tiddies on and around my face. Not everything has to culminate in sex.

>>730393085
>I feel like every girl there only wants my money, which is fine but almost none of them even try to act like they're into me at all. It's like I'm a mobile ATM that will give them money for breathing on me. I dunno, I guess I should working out again?

HAHAHA FUCKIN IDIOT

>STRIPPERS USED TO DIG ME BRO
>MONEY WAS JUST APPETIZER, I WAS MAIN COURSE

FFS GET REAL YOU DELUSIONAL FUCK, YOU ALWAYS WERE AND WILL BE A FUCKIN ATM TO THEM

my god people are stupid, people are just so fuckin stupid

>>730391916
Strip clubs in Dallas Texas up to a few years ago were awesome. Clubs had legit 7/10 - 10/10s every night. Great place to go drink with your friends, watch a game on the tvs. and see a roomful of hot nude or topless bitches. Then the breasturant scene exploded with so many more options than Hooters that it completely drained the talent pool. All the hot dumb girls are waitresses at those places now. Its much easier to get your dick sucked at a titty bar these days but you almost never see a 8+ chick in them anymore

>>730391916
>I can understand the ones where you actually go and fuck the girls
that's called a brothel you retard.

strippers aren't hookers, even though most the idiots in this thread will probably disagree.

Just get an escort then you fag you spend around the same ( smoetimes more) but its worth it!
As long as youre not a pussy thats trying to get over his first gf/blowjob/sexual partner, aka me because if you are you might have a hard time getting it up without help

>>730401103
lol... that's the main reason I wouldn't get one. haven't had sex in so long, I wouldn't waste my money on the chance I couldn't get it up for some reason.

that and pumping random sluts doesn't really seem all that appealing to me.

>>730395827
Thank you, I'm here all week.

>>730401279
Yeah some girls will be nice and will suck your cock with a condom to get it up but i had ghe experience of paying for a half hr and not being abke to get it up cuz the girl was just all chatty and stuff instead of trying to get me off

>>730401279
Then spice it up. Old Army buddy of mine got a whore from Craiglist, and like a champ after going through her purse and finding her pipe proceeded to take a hit of her crack w/o permission. Like a crack head does she made such a commotion he had to call the cops to get his hooker(not in NV) to leave.

What kind of fuckin loser goes out and pays money to get blue balls

>Starving hungry. Haven't eaten in days
>Go to restaurant
>Order your craving
>Waitress waves plate in front of your face then takes it away.

Stripclub

>>730401835
Okay this definitely never happened

>>730391916
As Karl Pilkington once said: a lap dance is like paying for a meal and then being told you can't eat it.

Fuck paying for that shit and get a prostitute, and eat your roast beef.

>>730401895
Pretty good analogy

>>730401103
>>730401986
Not everyone is interested in paying for loose pussy

>>730401932
My word. He's in jail right now. 8 DUI's b/w TX & LA. Dude had problems

>>730402137
You're gonna have a problem if you keep lying like a pussy ass bitch ho

>>730401895
>same meal every day
>walk around grocery store
>work up an appetite
>go home and eat

>>730402132
Yeah, they're called frivolous retards.

>>730391916
i can only speak for myself.

i buy lap dances so that the girls will grind on my clothed penis until i ejaculate in my pants.

some strip clubs are wise to this and have actually BANNED the wearing of sweat pants, which makes cumming from a lap dance easier.

of course, any stripper will become a hooker for a 100 or 200 bucks. they will jack you off AT LEAST in the back

>>730402410
>lol you don't want to spend hundreds for crappy loose vagina sex? fucking retard ><
Why are so many people so cucked these days? This is part of the problem

>>730391916
You know how sometimes you go out to a bar and drink with friends?

Yea, well for a cover charge, you can do that same thing, except there's 20 hot chicks walking around naked and dancing.

What kind of stupid question is that, OP?

>>730401835
this sounds exactly like what I want to do.

>>730402335
Ok. Experience life. That behavior is normal for junkies.

>>730401986
1. strippers are legal. you will never have to call your wife and ask her to pick you up at the police precinct for getting a lap dance.

2. if you are smart, you can cum from a lap dance. just position your dick right and wear loose pants.

3. all strippers are hookers. just give them some extra money if you want a condom BJ or an HJ.

Has anyone gone with their significant other and gotten a couple's dance? What happens and what's the average cost?

Okay, here's a question.

I've never been to a strip club, but I'm looking at going to one, just to try it. In terms of not looking like a cheap cunt, what do people usually pay for performances? I know I'd literally be throwing money away but that doesn't mean I want to do it figuratively too.

>>730402899
I mentioned how I will only go with my gf. You get a lot more attention from the dancers and if you're other is into it sex way better that night.

>>730402776
How many dances would you need to cum? I have never been able to cum but have been pretty close

>>730401895
Better analogy:
>Starving hungry. Haven't eaten in days
>Go to restaurant
>Order your craving
>Waitress takes off all her clothes, hands you your food, and a beer, then sits on your lap while you eat

You don't go to strip clubs to fuck, you dunce. That's not what they're for. They're for looking at naked chicks, drinking, and enjoying the atmosphere.

That's like complaining about car magazines because you can't own any of them.

>>730403189
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>>730403056
a buck or two on side stages will likely get some boobs in your face. 20 is usually the standard for a lap dance. be prepared to have your mind blown by the drink prices tho. 6 bucks or more for a beer

>>730403056
>if you sit at the stage, give a tip to any dancer that takes the time to make eye contact with you. Give an extra tip if you like her performance.
>if you sit at the bar or at a table away from the stage you do not have to tip the dancers.
>if you buy a lap-dance, sit on your hands to avoid any accidental misunderstandings.

>>730403189
depends. usually 2 or 3. some dancers realize you are trying to position your cock to cum and help you out.

>>730403309
>That's like complaining about car magazines because you can't own any of them.

truth

90% of you retards don't understand the concept of a strip club.

>Hurr durr, why would a go to a car show if I can't drive any of them home?

To look at them, dumbass. You don't enjoy looking at naked chicks? Sure, it'd be nice to fuck them, but it's not the point.
You used to look at porn mags as a kid too, right? You think they were a waste of money because you didn't get to fuck Jenna Jameson?

You get to go to a bar with your friends, and get shit-faced, as usual. But instead of a normal bar, theres hot naked chicks everywhere, flirting with you, sitting on your lap, and putting their tits in your face.

And you people are seriously asking what the point of it all is? Jesus Christ.

Last time at my local club, there was this skinny bitch who was drunk off her ass, so I got a lap dance with her. She didnt mind when I played with her tits and fingered her, so I paid for a half hour with her in the VIP room, but before we could go, another dancer said she was too drunk so they called her a cab and gave me my money back.

>>730403479
Huh, I usually go to the strip club with sweats but almost never get lap dances, definitely gonna try this

>>730403470
>>if you buy a lap-dance, sit on your hands to avoid any accidental misunderstandings.
What's that about, the no-touching policy? Surely you can have them by your side.

>>730403435
I don't drink, so alcohol prices don't bother me. But thanks for those figures. Saves me looking like a goon.

>>730403951
you must be hitting up some shit holes if they let you in wearing sweatpants.

>>730404041
the sitting on the hands move is golden. it shows the girls you arent a perv and are safe. 90% of the time they will reward you b just putting your hands on their tits anyway

>>730403951
Remember: Dallas Cowboy satin sweatpants.

Real men wear yoga pants though.

>>730403056

>>730403470 first two are correct, but i have no fucking clue what you're on about that last one.

sit on your hands? what kind of bullshit strip clubs do you go to?

just ask what's ok. depending on how attractive/how much money you have, she'll let you do a lot.

about 99% will let you touch their tits, ass and the rest of their body throughout the dance, just stay away from their vagina and butthole unless they drag your hand down there or ask for it.

>>730404123
Maybe, been going there for awhile and I'm nice to the girls so I think they don't care. I use to wear jeans but one night I said fuck it and I've never looked bsck

>>730404123
Bullshit. I get into Rick's all the time with my trusty pair. Just put on some Jordans and you're set.

>>730404522
>sweatpants
>jordans

nigger detected

>>730404643
I could use a bigger dick. Sorry all Euro origin.

Half, if not more, of all strippers will prostitute themselves to you if you've got the money or don't seem like a narc.

Last time I went out I had two girls offer me sex, one specifically anal. I swear I'm a magnet for hookers. I look like a white trash asshole but I always make sure a $50 is peeking out of my wallet.

I fucked a stripper in a VIP lounge for 45min, it was $300 but I had just won big at the casino and didn't give a fuck. Normally I wouldn't pay more than $100 maybe $150 for an hour.

Last time I went to Canada I had a stripper jack me off and finish in her mouth for $35 after I bought her a drink and a shot at the bar. My boy went for a "dance" with her right after me and she didn't offer him shit.

Just toss out that I don't care about anything vibe and chicks will totally bang you for money.

>>730397730
Off dale mayberry? Or is it in a weird part of town?

>>730403470
>if you buy a lap-dance, sit on your hands to avoid any accidental misunderstandings

You know, that's how it is at most clubs I've been to, so I usually just stayed up by the stage and tipped the girls. But one time I finally gave in and got a lap dance with one that I'd seen there a few times. She kept rubbing her nipples on my lips, until I opened my mouth and let her rub them on my tongue. She didn't mind so I started sucking on them as she began stroking me through my pants. So I pulled her g-string aside and started fingering her.

Anyway, since then I've realized that some girls will let you get away with a lot more than others.

Anymore, i don't even get a dance. Talk with my homies and drink beers. Each person buys a bucket. Just watch titties on the stage, it's cheaper.

We also go whenever a pornstar is going to be there because fuck why not? Me and my friends got invited back into VIP with her. She was drunk and talked about fucking Snoop Dog.

>>730405850
Tori Black

>>730403951
I usually wear a nice pair of dress slacks that are thin and soft enough that they're better than sweatpants, and I don't look ghetto.

>>730391916

OP you really should travel more. Your pasty white ass will be hunted relentlessly by hordes of Asian women looking for the proverbial green card. You can fuck em and leave em by the hundreds. I suggest places like Thailand, Cambodia if you want to slum it. But if you'd like a bit more class then Bahrain or Dubai. Cheap sex. lots of it.

Key West is interesting, recommend the red garter saloon.

Don't recommend the adults only club down the street at 1221 duval. It seems like a brothel, just remember this is America. $250 later and you still jack yourself off.

>>730405696
>>730405850
>>730405913
You can stop lying now faggot, nobody believes this blatant

Pro tip: you can fuck most strippers

>>730397073
Apparently you've not heard of condoms.

>>730391916
the key is going to a strip club and just acting like its a bar that happens to have girls dancing on stage

When I went I had a great time and left feeling like a million bucks. I have zero female interaction in my life. Partly due to social awkwardness, not drinking, and being in the military. The time I went to a strip club business was slow, I had like 4 girls surrounding me and talking to me about life, their goals, dreams, giving me nice compliments and whatnot. I was like hey I'm not going to buy a dance or even a drink...they didn't care. They called me "sweet" and wanted me to come back. Now I'm not totally stupid but for one evening I felt like a million bucks. Maybe it's not "the" answer but it was like a defibrillator to my sorry ass depressed self. I guess that's why I went.

>>730404989
> Half, if not more, of all strippers will prostitute themselves to you if you've got the money

Hell, everyone's a whore. It's just a matter of haggling over the price.

>>730406648
The only reason they do that is so you'll keep going there. After awhile, once they see you're not spending shit on them, their attitudes change real fast

>>730406820
Fair enough. But like, one girl that was talking to me was downright awesome. She asked me if I wanted to go upstairs with her. It was awkward as hell cause I didn't find her all that attractive. Like you said, I expected her to up and leave. And she did, because she was up to dance. After she came back and just chilled and kept on talking. It was pretty cool.

Again, I'm not an idiot. I know they didn't "like" me, but it felt good know what I'm saying? I didn't leave feeling depressed and shit like OP. It gave me a little bright spot in an otherwise shitty existence.

>>730406364
Believe me or not, but I've taken a few strippers to the VIP room and eaten their pussy until they came.

>>730407225
I know exactly what you're saying but look at it this way. You're new, business is slow, and I'm guessing you were the only young semi normal guy there. That's why they didn't mind talking to you. If the place had been packed wall to wall with guys spending money, it would've been the exact opposite. What I'm saying is don't read too much into it. Some girls will keep busy and talk to you if they're not making money. Doesn't mean they want your dick.

>>730394762
So make up your mind. Do you want the immediacy of seeing some ass or do you want a girl to be into you (which happens through dating them)?

Can't expect the world old man.

>>730405056
Dale Mabrey I'm pretty sure.
You live in Tampa? Drop kik? I'll go if I show up with someone. Just embarrassed to go alone.

>>730406462
Because those work all the time, right?

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>>730407634
>eating stripper pussy
This is a new level of cuckerly

>>730406364
Two different anons fgt

I did get offered a bj once but she was gross so it was a no go

>>730407649
Holy shit dude, I'm the one that told you it wasn't busy lol. I said each and every post I know they didn't *really* like me but it doesn't fucking matter because it made me feel better about myself and at the end of the day mission accomplished.

You seem like a special autist tho. Do you think reassuring someone that women don't like them is going to "help" them? What the fuck exactly are you trying to do here anon? Offer helpful psychological advice? Fuck off with you.

>>730407634
When I was young, naive, and it was my first time I tongued a strippers asshole. She was hot, her ass was in my face, she pulled her thong aside and let me do it. In the moment I didn't think twice. It was only after I realized I was lucky not to have gotten a disease.