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>Ask a guy who lives on Hawaii anything P.S: It's not

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>Ask a guy who lives on Hawaii anything

P.S: It's not as nice as you think.

Pic related. This is the island I live on.
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>>730390838

How can you afford to live there? Everyone I knew had to work two or three jobs to make ends meet. It sounded miserable. Everything is so fucking expensive.
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>>730390838
Do you call everyone Brah?
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>>730391151
I live in a house with 5 other people so my rent is only 700 a month. I also stay away from Waikiki and other tourist places. But yeah, living here is super expensive if you like doing anything fun.
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>>730391332
Nah. Thats for shitskin locals.
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>>730391677
what are the locals like?

are they like mexicans?
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>>730390838

Fuck you faggot. I live on the same island? What part do you live?
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>>730390838
go to maui mikes bra
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>>730392038
Yes and no. Their mentality on social issues makes them almost identical, but being from Texas I met a lot of decent working hispanics so I wouldn't group them together. All the local women are fat and hairy though.
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>>730390838
go buy some tranny hookers over by fusions bra
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>>730392145
Mililani. You?
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Are all the Asians gils employ at AMPs?
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>>730392374

Aina Haina side.

Mililani is so shit, I don't know how you can stand it.
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>>730392412
They are employed everywhere because this place is made up of Filips and Japs.
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>>730390838
Around 15 years ago, on the road from Kona to Hanalei Bay, on the ride side of the road if you're headed towards Hanalei Bay, they was this really small really awesome sandwich shop.

Any idea what I'm talking about?

Is it still there?
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>>730390838

Ho braddah, know where I can fine some ono grinds?
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>>730392489
I can't man. Can't wait to leave. Wish I had lived up in Northshore.
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>>730392563
They closed down. I don't know where they went
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>>730392563
Not sure. Theres lots of little places like that.
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Kapolei here. I wish I never moved to an Island. I miss the freedom
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I've heard everything is wicked expensive and there are no jobs there. True?
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>>730392626

I'm born and raised on this island and I can't stand how expensive it is here. I'm considering moving out to Texas or something.
Plus, it's a FUCKING BLUE STATE. LIBERALS EVERYWHERE
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>>730392813
Very true. They designed this place for people to fly in, spend their money, and get the fuck out. Those who were dumb enough to stay end up like me lol.
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>>730390838


I used to live out on the west side
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>>730392950
This is OP and I know exactly what you mean. I hope you get out asap.
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>>730393039

Pokai bay to be specific
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>>730392813
Fishing sucks too. Unless you want to fight over the 100 yds of fishable beach or buy a boat
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>>730392692
Dammit.

They had one dude from the East Coast there. I was trying to figure out what I wanted and saw this guy off to the side making something that looked awesome.

I asked, hey, which one is he making?

The dude at the counter said it was just something he invented for himself.

I took one of those.

It was pretty fucking great.
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>>730392813
Sort of. We just have a MASSIVE problem with homeless. And the state insists on giving them more benefits than the ones that actually want to work. We have a lot of shit head politicians running our state.
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>>730392309
What are the cute/beautiful local women like(if there are any)

Is there anything interesting to do that isn't touristy?
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>>730393039
West side has great diving, which is why I came in the first place. The nice water aint fucking worth it though.
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>>730393199
If the women aren't fat and disgusting (which is most of them) they are beautiful, but good luck finding one that isn't still retarded. On the plus side there are plenty of Jap and mainland tourists who are DTF.
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>>730393199
As for shit to do: There are some cool hikes and things like that but this island is THE tourist island.
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>>730393426
This. I slay so much tourist pussy. Easy as pie
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>>730393199

A large portion of our population are Asians, Micronesians, and Polynesians. Some are cute, but you won't really find any good looking white or black women.
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>>730393145
Oh yeah? I had two friends who got all hyped up to leave New Mexico for Hawaii. They finally saved enough $ and went to the big island. The figured they'd crash on the beach if they had to, homeless style. Sure enough, they did. And like three nights in they woke up to three dudes standing over them. Nothing happened but they were on high alert after that. They worked in landscaping for like two months and then came back. It was all a wash. I always wondered if they didn't just fuck up a great opportunity.
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>>730393222

trips and the west side is calm enough in the winter and has some decent beginner surfing
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>>730393559
Yeah dude, Waikiki is a hunting ground to me.
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>>730393700

"opportunity" Hawaii is a place you come to retire, not build a career.
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Mauifag here, born and raised.

I have a feeling OP is a stupid fucking haole. With that being said, don't come here to live, just to visit. Don't take rocks, don't litter, and enjoy the view.
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>>730393700
Yeah dude they are lucky they didn't get the shit robbed out of them. Lots of REAL homeless build shacks in rock formations on beaches and shit. Your friends were prob in their area.
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>>730393796


they still got street walkers there? (I never touched'em)
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>>730393426
Retarded as in inbred or retarded as in regular girl shit lol. Nice, I bet they are, all of that gorgeous landscape must really get their clams wet.

>>730393539
Meh, hiking is cool but I'm a city slicker so stuff like that gets old to me eventually. Any good bars you frequent? Any good stories from there?

>>730393617
Yeah I'm way more interested in the micronesians/polynesians, I really want to know what an absolutely beautiful one looks like. I live in new york city so i'm not too worried about the japs, whites and blacks because we have a shit ton of beautiful ones out here.
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I only know your Island for pearl harbor.
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>>730394083
Not for the capital,Honolulu? or Waikiki?
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>>730393972
Nah man. I came here very excited and have always been respectful to the island and all that shit. It wasn't until I saw how locals NEVER follow that "Aloha bruddah I love Hawaii and I wont throw my shit everywhere and trash my home" bullshit that I decided this place sucked.
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>>730393972

Not OP here.

You must be a rich fag who hasn't worked a day in his life. Anyone who isn't rich understands that Hawaii is ridiculously expensive.
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>>730390838
I'm doing a presentation on Hawaii for my English courses,anything you can tell me?
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>>730394058
I'm a weed guy, stopped drinking after the Navy.

As for the retardation, I'm talking major SJW liberal retardation. These peoples' entire world is this rock, and they act like they know shit.
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>>730394186
That is because you live on Oahu fam. The other islands are not like this. People malama.

>>730394270
I am a rich fag. But I earned everything I got, I had nothing and made myself something here on my island. I do agree though that everything is INSANELY overpriced here and housing is fucked beyond belief.
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>>730394299
What do you want to know?

>>730394058

They just look very exotic with a weird Asian undertone.
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>>730394485
Why are you pretending to be me?
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>>730390838
Do you surf?
Do you watch the local lads such as Slater, John John etc when they're not on tour?
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>>730394561

Not trying too. I'm just answering questions
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>>730394623
Nah, I like to dive but never got into surfing. Watched some competitions in North Shore though.
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>>730394485
Mauifag here.

Beautiful Micronesian?! Hahahahahaha holy shit. Non existent. They literally are the Hawaii equivalent of Abbos.
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>>730394465
Ever invite qt grills back to your place to smoke weed and listen to you play the ukulele?

>>730394485
my dick is interested..... any pics of cute hawaiian girls to post? or can you point me in the right direction to some hawaiian models?
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>>730394475
I'll admit Maui was much nicer than here. Not as many faggots.
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>>730394485
Is there anything interesting I can say that they wouldn't find anywhere else on the internet? Maybe something in the language
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>>730394825

Aina Haina fag here (not OP)

WOOAHH I never said micros were beautiful!
I have only ever seen one drop dead gorgeous Micronesian and that was kind of weird see.
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>>730394912
Yes, without the Uke part.
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>>730390838
why arent we sending all refugees to hawaii?
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>>730395118
OP here. They should, this place is unsaveable. Just wait until I leave please.
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>>730395118

I think we are in the process of becoming a sanctuary state.
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>>730390838
>P.S: It's not as nice as you think.

Guam is clearly better.
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>>730392199

Went to Hawai'i on vacation. Maui Mike's is the fuckin' shit, their hot teriyaki whatever-something sauce is the tits.
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>>730395279
Guam was awesome when I visited in 2016.
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>>730393222
Checked.
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>>730395041
Its funny, I have the exact same story. I was strolling waikiki, the boys came over to day trip and go strip club from maui. Anyway I end up talking to this gorgeous girl at the bar with dark skin and green eyes, and she was half german, half micronesian. It blew my mind.
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>>730395223

"unsaveable" bingo.
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Have you ever met The Dog?
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>>730395960
Funny story actually. I saw his wife getting pulled over and ticketed in 2015. I kek'd.
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>>730395960
Aina Haina fag here.

Yeah, I'm close friends with his grandson. Dog is a real cunt. He thinks he's done so much for the community. No one really likes him.
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>>730395960
Aina Haina fag here.

his daughter owns this shit tanning salon place.
notanlinesllp.com

>tanning salon
>Hawaii sun
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>>730396167
>not funny
>didnt see the dog
fuck America is shit
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>>730396463
I laughed when I saw it. Sorry you're a miserable faggot. Actually, no I'm not.
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>>730392626
Bro im white asf and I lived in kalhi or whatever the fuck for like 6 months and had to take the public bus to school, shit blew lmao
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>>730397093
Sorry you had to deal with that bullshit man. Glad I at least have a car, even though these people develop downs as soon as they get in the driver's seat.
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>>730397268
Aina Haina fag here.

Drivers here are so fucking bad. Don't even get me started on the speed limits.
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