Waifu claiming thread.
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>>730375062
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
I am a pedophile
>>730388973
the point that i can't seem to fucking write out clearly is that there has to be a better solution than just ostracizing those who erp in public. but i was wrong because apparently it's not as common as I believe and you only call out the worst offenders.
i do think it's hard to stop the landslide of people who come in as a result of the occasional erp. i just think there has to be a better solution.
Dude ERP lmao
>>730389435
Man, if you have a better solution, I will put you on my head while we do it together. But I try to ask the people to stop nicely before actually getting angry.
>>730389323
Who cares.
>>730389332
did an egg cum on her face?
>>730389354
meme
>>730389467
*lifts up your bulge*
>>730389760
The FBI
CLAIMED!!@!!@!
Claiming my darling vampire wife, Takanashi Hikari
Shiro claimed.
>>730389323
How's that a reason to cry?
Claiming
>>730389839
Just don't do anything then.
Just sleep. Sleep forever.
>>730389839
she was trying to do a cool trick with the egg where people break the egg on their head
but she failed at it and didn't know that the egg is supposed to be boiled when you do that, alice did it too
And now she's wiping it off, dess!
>>730389323
>>730389743
i can't say i do. honestly, the only thing i can think of is erp during hours when no one else is on so you don't attract the fucking idiots, but even then it'll fill up eventually.
that or just ignore the full on erpers or try and redirect them to /trash/ but that solution doesn't work very well.
at least you ask nicely first. so thanks for that.
I'm done being salty, so i'm out. good luck /waifu/
>>730388755
>>730389435
>it was a retarded thing to ask anyways.
Of course it is. It's not that I ask people, rather, I talk to people who still come to thread and whenever they see erp they either don't claim, or complain about it.
>i wasn't advocating to turn it into an erp thread
Don't worry, I know this. I understand your point. Some erp is fine, I guess. I don't have much of a problem with it, but it's getting to the point where it happens too frequently. It's just annoying since there are anons that are definitely interesting, but get baited by the erp and that's what they end up doing.
>you only claim you're waifu to give yourself a face
Well, yes. That's the point.
And Karen has tried to reason with people, they just don't listen and ignore him, so he ends up talking to himself in the end because people are not up to a discussion since the only thing they know how to do well is erp / shitpost.
Worst thing is that some people end up thinking that Karen is the bad guy for simply asking questions and wanting to know what's on people's minds when they do this.
>>730390498
bye friend, have a nice day
>>730390451
>>730390069
I can explain
>>730390137
alice poster or the character
what a dingus dess :o
>>730390853
Just don't go touching any kids and there is no problem
>>730390853
of course , even rapist can
*eats spaghet*
Eu claimed~
>>730390853
Don't need to explain. Just make sure they like it.
>>730390853
the character
she's not a dingus, the egg was a dingus!
>>730391703
I'm sure he does
>>730391457
>>730391183
my bf is underage :o
>>730391798
makes sense that alice claims similar to his personality
everyone ITT is a dingus dess
>>730389839
I want to cum on Karen's face
lucky egg
>>730392097
I want karen to cum on my face
>>730392097
Cute
>>730391979
Pssssh.
That's not even pedophile.
Noone cares about boys unless you stick it in them
>>730392197
same
>>730392251
nou bby
>>730392097
>>730391979
How old are you and how old is he?
I think some just can't behave
ERP is tilting me as much as MLP's cringy golden age.
Well, claiming Sonico
>>730391979
santa won't be the one making noises at 3 am
>>730392360
nigga you finna end up like this pillow
why are all mugi claimers black?
>>730392648
Coincidence.
Here
>>730392433
Hello dess, apologies for missing you before, I was getting a little too riled up and wasn't thinking properly.
You were here during the anime threads and stuff, right? Welcome back and I hope you enjoy these threads
Sonico? Is she a vocaloid?
>>730392648
im not black.
im italian and german.
I miss Sono
>>730392936
*bends you over, dess*
Why am I a dingus now
>>730392437
it'll be us :o
>>730392362
20, 16 uwu
>>730392866
>>730392943
you embrace african american culture at least
>>730393026
nice doll
>>730393113
you've always been
>>730392901
Hi tomo
I like cookies.
>>730393113
dingus
Claimed
>>730393171
Leave her alone
>>730393171
Thanks I love you too.
>>730392988
A shame to see an actual female poster go.
>>730393219
I like you
>>730393277
ff
>>730393304
gracias, y tu
>>730393219
cutie :o
>>730393171
oh sure you will
>>730393219
good taste
>>730393504
Why are you talking in alien to me?
>>730393308
Sono's not female.
Stop shilling for him.
Who the fuck cares if a women joins waifu. You can't fuck her, she lives too far away. You can't get in a relationship either.
Gender doesn't fucking matter on 4chan.
Ez claim
>>730393308
What's the evidence that they were actually female?
>>730393171
HAHAHAHA 16. I'm guessing you're in america cos that is legal in the good old UK, like come on the USA needs to drop that age down
>>730393219
The cookie monster is an anime girl now :o
>>730393504
Habla espanol, mi amigo?
>>730393751
UK is shit.
They had a great empire but got fucking soft.
>>730393702
her boobs look like mutants eggs hatching
>>730393653
Spanish :o
to be fair, it's probably incorrect
>>730393751
I wish I lived in Mexico :(
>>730393576
how is your day?
>>730393763
basic, not much else
>>730393171
Certain places in the US have 4 year laws. Which would make him legal.
>>730392988
They are gone forever
>>730393182
Hi yuno
>>730393717
Well as far as I know we only have her word but the only evident to the contrary was this one time she was JOKING about being a guy
>>730393871
Well that's cool. Hey how many pairs of shoes you own?
>>730393871
lots of rain
got a little wet so I'm just going to warm up a bit
yours ?
>>730393679
Hey qt are you a gril irl?
>>730394020
Ah so he's a guy
Goodnight, head hurts
>>730394011
I don't think so she said she's been here since 06 which is surprisingly longer than me. We're here forever you know
>>730394088
:c
>>730394087
really confusing day, but happy that Ben is back from holiday
>>730394076
1
>>730393986
not sure what it's like in AZ
>>730392988
He'll probably be back. I don't miss him trying to do weird things to me all the time though
>>730393871
>her boobs look like mutants eggs hatching
As if that's a problem
>>730393840
I know right but still it is better than the rest of Europe
>>730393871
Dose it have lower age of consent there to
>>730394011
Hi tomo you doing any thing interesting or are you just sitting on that fine ass
Have fun
>>730392197
>>730392340
Female ejaculate is just urine.
>>730394315
>he
call. 9316280722
Have fun
>>730394258
Why 1? Please buy more.
>>730393364
Aw thanks anon I like you too
>>730393504
You're giving my ego false hope!
>>730393576
I like oatmeal raisin, hbu?
>>730393751
Every monster is an anime girl!
>>730394210
>>730394235
Rikka.
>>730394246
They may lurk but wont post anytime soon or ever maybe
>>730394339
Woah now.
>>730394435
Hott but with like two ts so its Hot t
>>730394281
Wow now I'm really convinced they have a vagina
>>730394452
>talks about spurts of cum
>people deny that he's a he
smh
>>730394595
(Eyuu)
>>730394616
Toooooooooooooomooooooooooooooooooooo~
>>730394315
Wait what weird things did she do?
>>730394694
Someone finally noticed Eu~!
>>730394258
oh thats nice maybe you can get him to get an emergency phone now
>>730394531
cinnamon
>>730394616
Are you calling me a hottie?
Karen poster can vouch that this is a strict untruth.
>>730394869
Stolen
>>730394809
>>730394711
Riiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaa
>>730394869
The waifu is cute. The female ejaculation was hott
Im sorry Rem... I love Emilia.
sono is the merchant poster
>>730393171
You a boss hog Hansen-chan enjoy it. You'll miss it later trust me
>>730394711
X,0
Murder-chan I see you
>>730394694
Spurts of cum?
>>730395018
>>730395217
Hi Koume
>>730395047
Whats going on bb??
>>730395217
Murder chan??? I did no murder!
>>730394986
I will not allow you to violate the sanctity of my marriage with Hikari-chan!
>>730395047
I disagree. It's highly unsanitary.
>>730395240
Are you going to kill me or what?
>>730395301
What emotion is Eu displaying here?
>>730394531
then why isn't the one under my bed an anime girl :(
>>730394616
Hey whats wrong with me appreciating you lovely firm gluteus maximus
>>730395350
Hello friend how was your sleep a while ago.
>>730395419
Not you one eye. Yuno-chan
>>730392936
Having hard times lurking anime boards due to the weeb community
Thanks tho, Sonico come from a VN named Daiichi Uchuu Sokudo, and is a vocaloid (Superorbital)
And ye, feels good to see some nice cuteposters around
>>730395419
Sitting. Going to do some tanks. Should be nice.
>>730395492
Worth tbh
>>730395618
You havent even seen my ass.
>>730395679
It was ehh. How have you been?
>>730395569
Eu is showing a very happy emotion~
>>730395217
>>730395679
Did you mean me :P
>>730395679
Oh sorry I didnt realize other one eye my bad
>>730395761
May I sit on your lap?
>>730395725
Forgot pic also
>>730395887
Of course. You could even play if you liked.
>>730395810
Eu is a pretty great waifu
>>730396213
I mean I could try but I would probably mess up your game
>>730395761
Great. Just standard post work night. Walking around the house talking to myself. Drinking ya know standard stuff.
>>730395813
Yup yup yup. Only one murder-chan
>>730395887
Of course not you. You're far to much of a cutie for that stuff xoxo
>>730396403
Its fine I will guide you and reward of course.
>>730396419
Post work night? I do that a lot too. Fun.
>>730396419
I...I can be bad too!
>>730396583
Reward you say??
>>730396691
Oh yes. We could measure by kills and damage.
>>730395761
Well send me pics next time we speak I got to go
>>730396419
Aw thank you adorable I wish I could peak yo you for longer but I have to go early tonight. Good night
>>730397030
Alright pm me on discord later
>>730396583
Just after work. What I do alot. Watch a video or two stand up start pacing around just in thought over random conversations I'll never have.
>>730396691
That will have to be proven. I think the scariest picture I've seen of you 1-I is a flustered face. Although I'm not one to talk. I'm too cute as well
>>730397223
I talk to myself a lot too. Its mostly at night.
>>730397030
Oh my! Very well. Turning in early for an important day tomorrow. Responsible.
>>730396914
How many points do I need to get a kiss?
>>730397223
I odnt have a scary faces, Rikka cant do em
>>730397081
Tomoko is really god-tier waifu material... I really should read Watamote.
Seal of good taste approval !
>>730397621
Hm. How about I kiss your neck on a kill and after the battled decide the rest of the prizes based off score?
>>730397643
If you enjoyed the anime then you will like the mango. The mango is very easy to read. Most of the chapters are pretty short. Still ongoing too which is nice. I dont know anything about your waifu
>>730397621
Exactly. I don't make alot of mean faces according to everyone else. They are all "cute or adorable"
hello
>>730398264
Hello Miss crawler
>>730398264
Who are you? Are you new?
>>730398049
Fair enough! Hint on all the other prizes tho??
>>730398264
Heya!
>>730398264
Hi. Now we wait for that Luka anon and we can play
>>730398049
Never saw the anime, I get bored too easily especially with slices of life
I'm more a reader !
Sonico's love ! But 90% of her artwork include huuuuge boobies bc she come from a VN, which is sad
>>730398423
Oh well it depends. If you get one of the medals we can really give you some nice things
>>730398472
I feel hers was a bit different then the usual slice of life. I like reading mangos too. Happy that berserk got a new chapter. Boobs are nice any size.
>>730398345
heya, sorry i cant remember your name
>>730398354
shinobu, im not really new, just not normally on this early
>>730398423
you have any better luck on overwatch? the couple games i watched earlier didnt seem to go so well
>>730398430
>the waiting begins
i should actually be able to play tonight, i messed with some settings today and stopped lagging, hopefully ping will still be good later
^_^
>>730398472
Stolen
>>730398823
More hints! More hints!
>>730398867
I was super hungry I have eated and now when I play again I will be better
>>730398823
Now, I really want to read it and insomnia will help me out for once !
>>730398867
Heya !
>>730398867
Good. What heroes do you like?
>>730399068
Well it depends on what you get. If you get a fire for effect which is deal your hp in damage Ill happily rub anywhere you choose.
>>730398867
Koume shirasaka. Little idol girl. However you can call me what you like.
>>730399198
That it will. That it will.
>>730399046
I guess Sonico's glad to have some Jew admirators too !
>>730399476
>>730399068
good, me and tomo planning on playing later tonight if you wanna join us
>>730399198
hallo
>>730399208
basically anyone that isnt support
>>730399219
i'll just call you koume then
Sure is alot of fuss over some erp up in here
>>730399571
>
>>730399629
Luka said they like playing supp so no worries
>>730399208
Alright how do I do that??
>>730399629
Yeah he told me I am super down!
>>730399791
It depends on what tank we have you play. Ill guide you
>>730399571
>>730399476
Ups, text didn't add well, posting on phone isn't funny
I swear I'll tonight haha !
>>730399704
hey tali
>>730399781
oh good, should be a fun night
>>730399791
gonna be a fun time!
>>730399883
Uh what?
>>730399980
Hopefully
>>730399629
Sounds great Miss crawler. Look forward to you being around. I like shinobu she's a quiet cutie.
>>730400077
read it ! I'll read it entireeeely tonight (already 2 AM so I will start in a few)
And ofc Tomoko is our beloved sis out there !
>>730400389
Hope you enjoy it. Sis?
>>730399866
Alrighty then I will be waiting ,<3
>>730399980
Yeah I hope I dont fuck it up
>>730400514
N-Nevermind !
>>730399704
>What are the rules
>>730400876
If you get one of the very nice medals what kind of prize would you want?
>>730400947
Its fine go ahead and tell me.
>>730389182
sup niggers
Gordon is a good guy.
>>730401121
Hey there Marlin-chan.
What's everyone doing tonight....
>>730401034
You're terribly scary and charismatic. And scary
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Raid
>>730401251
just sitting and waiting for time to pass
>>730401402
but tomo isnt scary at all
>>730401251
Tanks. They are fun.
>>730401402
How am I scary? I dont think im that charismatic
>>730401448
kill yourself
>>730401251
That's a Mariners hat
>>730401787
It's better then blackie-chan
>>730401552
Now it's (You) !
>>730401601
You're not anymore. Errrm as for the charism
Maybe this is because I truly find Tomoko awesome. And so you are Shinobu-san !