>you and your 10 closest friends are on your way to your dream

>>730384682
I'd probably wonder in what world is my dream vacation is to Fucking Japan.

Grab the stick and nosedive, take those fuckers with me.

Well, I would get off because clearly this plane doesn't have the capacity to travel that far.

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>>730384682
NOT DIVERSE ENOUGH!

I want at least one person of color and a muslim at the very least!

how many feet do you wanna to ascend to?
i dunno how many feet do you wanna ascend to?

>>730384962
Why spontaneously capitalise the 'F' in "Fucking"?

What did he mean by this /b/ros?

>>730384682
9/11

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Only one thing to do brother.

>>730384682
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

>>730384682
Toss them a double dildo and press "Auto Pilot"

Pull out dick and get sucked

Doing a 360 and walk away

>>730384682
Ask them what kind of kitchen is that?

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>>730384682
>cockpit
Does this mean its just 'pit' now.

Probably ask our planned flight level and enroute weather

>>730385300
I just hate japs that much.

Two bombs weren't enough.

Inquire as to whether they get flirty with ATC to get priority landings. Also ask if they have their tailwheel certification. When was the last time they got ramp checked?

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>>730386076

>>730384682
I'd wonder why I wandered into the cockpit, and why they're that happy to see a passenger in there.

>>730386084
Tailwheel certification? What are they flying a fucking DC3!?

>>730386292
thats just it. Land a 737 all day but cant fly a taildragger. They probably do have their tailwheel endorsement anyways, or got it at one point. Its really useful skill.

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>>730386233
Get a load of the weeb.

>>730386448
tbf anon flying a 737 is basically like flying a computer with wings. A DC3 would be so much more fun.

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>>730386644
>Calls people weeb
>On a laotian claymation fansite

Ow the edge
Ow the irony

>>730384682
Why is my dream vacation to Japan and when did I get ten friends

>>730384682
>mfw I'm a pilot
>mfw I know the girl on the right (not very well)
I was flying out in a hour or so so I go to the office, get the paper work, flight plan, etc etc sorted.
As I'm printing the paperwork, I meet the one in the right. They're printing out their paper work
Ask default questions like
-where you going to
-who's you co
-how long of a flight

She's actually really nice. Never got her name though...

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>>730384682
still, could be worse......

>>730384682
PULL UP WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP
TOO LOW TERRAIN PULL UP
SINK RATE PULL UP

>>730387589
That much glass in a cockpit makes me nervous..

>>730387002
You're just repeating edge over and over because I accidentally capitalized one letter.

This is pathetic.

>oh nice I have friends now

>>730384682
They can fly me anywhere they want

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>>730388255
Not really. It was because of this post.
>>730386076
Are you that retarded you lack basic comprehension?

>>730384682
Hope you wiped yourself well in the toilet, last time. It is time to kiss your ass goodbye.

After life passes rapidly before you.....Remember if your are wanted for anything in Israel, or USA, you're being rendered, extroardinarily.

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>>730384682

>>730387589
Well, thankfully planes today are almost completely flown with automation, even a monkey could do it

>>730388605
are you that retarded you don't get a joke? i'm not even the original guy

>>730384682
Take my seat and enjoy the flight? Why would I give 2 shits about the gender of the pilots?

>>730384682
what the fuck am I doing in the cockpit

>>730388605
I would like to apologize to you personally.
You see it wasn't my intention to trigger an autistic person and make him have to repeat the same edge meme over and over.

I'm so fucking sorry.

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>>730389545
Don't be so butthurt that you made a shitty joke

The lengths you have gone through to defend said joke whether originally posted by you or not is pitiful. You need a hobby bruh

>>730389753
meant for >>730389269
as well

>>730384682
>wat do?

Take your seat and buckle up. Planes fly themselves from airport to airport.

>>730389345
>Why would I give 2 shits about the gender of the pilots?
Why you you note their gender if you didn't care?
Seriously, no one else seemed to care about the fact they were two women, only you

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>>730389545
>actually apologising because of your shitposts
are you really this much of a bitch? kek

>>730390140
>She doesn't recognize sarcasm

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>>730390609
Clearly you don't

>>730390806
Do all your shirts say tapout?

>>730390984
Had to google this.

Do you assume everyone lives in murrica?

>>730386084
I hope that I am wrong but I imagine there being like, 5 tailwheel certified women in the entire world....

>>730391112
Where do you live?

>>730384682
already told all my relatives I probably won't be seen again. It's time to roll the dice motherfuckers.