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Amy Schumer thred. Name a sexier female comedian. Protip:

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Amy Schumer thred.

Name a sexier female comedian.

Protip: You can't
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Feminists aren't sexy.
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Hawt.
Would do.
8/10
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Tina Fey
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A challenger emerges
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What a fowl creature, get some god damn taste and self worth.
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>>730384390
Oh but I can.
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>>730384390
Implying female can be comics
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>>730384390
>female
>comedian
pick one.
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Be careful who you call ugly in high school, you might just be fucking right.
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I dont judge how sexy whales are, faggot OP.
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>>730385017

My eyes! You bastard!

WARNING - DON'T LOOK
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>>730384390
She opening a deli with those rolls
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That Canadian chick...Katherine Ryan?
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>>730384390
checkmate OP
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>>730384390
sarah silverman
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>>730386111
checked mate
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>>730386111
Sarah Silverman
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>>730386042
nice
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Ali Wong
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Kristen wiig
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>>730384390
lol she is look like tmy uncle brian an underpant not most sexyier just like hey uncle biaran put on your clothings and stop testing to me on the wall mr I cant open eys or be seeing dandlger!
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>>730386111
Ugly jew cunts, jidf in the house deep tonight i see
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Whitney Cummings
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Way better comedian that msm isn't trying to force on us. She built her own brand and is fucking hilarious. And has cute feet.
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Chelsea Handler, Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman, and the vast majority of female comedians. Jesus she takes two harpoons to even stagger.
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>>730386111
>>730386184
>>730386247

Beat me to it.
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>>730384390
Jim Norton
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>>730386453
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>>730386575
not a good pic though
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>>730386390
Fucking kikes trying to mess with out board

FUCK OFF JEW SKUM
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Does anyone outside of the UK know who Diane Morgan is?
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Kate mckinnon
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>>730386244
Underrated post
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>>730386748
PHILOMENA CUNK
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>>730386688
Hitler dubs have spoken
Hans, get ze flammenwerfer
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>>730386688
>>730386390
dont be mad goyim
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>>730384390
>fat
>sexy

You couldn't even get that right.
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>>730384390
>bottom left
>pirelli
>more like Michelin
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>>730386561
>>730386575
>>730386184
>>730386247
Jidf quit same fagging this jewess we know what you're doing
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>>730386889
let me guess. UKfag?
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She might be stupid but she's hella sexy
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>>730386853

Oh I do so love that secksee lesbonian
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>>730386555
Trips don't lie.
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>>730384390
she looks like female trump

captcha trumpet , wut
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>>730386918
I'm not mad, you're putting me off my food
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>>730385017
would bury
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>>730386922
I do like Aidy.
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>>730385017
would fuck in the barn or stable
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>>730387195
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Ellie Kemper
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One of the few female stand ups that isn't insufferable
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Children, please.
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>>730387007
fuck you
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>>730387072
hella hot
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>>730386385

wat
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>>730387195
Pretty accurate match for her personality, as well
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Why has no one posted Cecily Strong?
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>>730385525
/thread
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>>730384390

Reported thread
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>>730384390

She is pretty great...

...at stealing other people's jokes...

...and eating too much food.
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I would love to fuck Anne Coulter once
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>>730387405
Top. Fucking. Kek.
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Very attracted to this giant bird.
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name a female comedian
protip: you cant
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>>730387552
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>>730387666
my trips dont lie
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>>730387643
I mean, if you're into fucking a giant ostrich, good for you.
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>>730387666
Checked. Gilda Radner.
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>>730387214
this picture doesn't make sense.

left one is wearing a nazi hat. right one is wearing a soviet hat. why would the two be together?
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>>730385525
This is now a lesbian thread!?
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Amanda Cerny
Way hotter than that pig Amy
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>>730387643
Love the bird!
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>>730386266
Cheers bro
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>>730387666
Trips of Satan's Spawn
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>>730386972
Prove that you are not the JIDF. screenshot or gtfo.
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Totally with you OP!

I really enjoyed her performance at Sea World!
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>>730387643
Shit yeah. Looks fucking great in a bikini in The Mick
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>>730387841
What the fuck?
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>>730387195
>>730387841
god damn. sorry.
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>>730387841
>>730387214
the trump supporters are out in force tonight
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>>730384724
I'd like to squeeze her udders!
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>>730387787
And the most autistic faggot in this thread award goes to you. Virgin.
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>>730384390
>>730384724
>>730387507
>>730387712

11/10 would love tenderly
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>>730387472
This kike's a crafty one
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>>730385341
why did they cancel her show? was I the only one who liked it?
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>>730388100

Hillary loser spotted. Quick, upload a selfie of your face on election night.
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iliza shlesinger
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>>730388100
Nigger trump is nothing but another jew shill, along with that race traitor daughter of his. Stupid fucking normie, kek, trump supporter...
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>>730387702
kys
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>>730387787
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>>730385017
my dick is diamonds. I bet fucking her evokes just the perfect amount of shame and guilt as to make it all the more better. Mmmm
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>>730388366
Dubs demands
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>>730388366
Checked, mein herr.
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>>730388153
nigger detected
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>>730388100
Your hair pigment is probably the same colour as a bag of skittles
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>>730388112
if you're going to pretend to be an edgelord and post "pure white" girls, at least keep it fucking consistent


I'd bang a german slut in a heartbeat

russian? nah. Russians are trash in multiple senses of the word. Aesthetically, ethnically, socially, politically, and morally.
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>>730388137
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>>730388184
>>730388246
>>730388342
taking the bait
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>>730387643
I'm not into birds dude.
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>>730384390
>"comedian"
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>>730388342
Would still bang. Even if she tried to kill me with a bag full of sharpened shekels
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>>730388564
yep. she interviewed Bailey on the show.

you're on /b/. odds are you already fap to traps

let's not pretend we're anything other than what we already are hmm?
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>>730387787
Stupid jew. It's from the "Blitzkrieg" series. In that one they had a theeway with poland.
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>>730388564
I'd suck Bailey Jay's balls dry like the desert and I'm not even a faggot she's just that sexy.
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>>730388515
Well, theres my desktop wallpaper, if you like wholesome women. I do.
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>>730388842
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>>730384390
Alison Brie
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>>730386749
The real hottest thing on this thread
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>>730388826
i always wondered if they made porn marketed directly to autistics

and then you went and proved me right.
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>>730389106
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>>730384390
Katey Sagal
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>>730388509
this is probably you
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>>730388874
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>>730389266
It's "autistic people" or "retards". Autistics just sounds retarded.
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>>730389290
Absolutely vile
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>>730389290
I bet it smells like bbq corn chips down there.
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>>730384390
Roseanne Barr
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>>730388842
>>730388861
>>730389290
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>>730389389
More! I grew up fapping to her over Christina Applegate
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>>730388822
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>>730384390
She is UGLY
FAT
and NOT FUNNY
Also half JEWISH
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>>730389577
Shooped, badly
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>>730389471
Straight dude here but she's got a cute face and sexy body. I couldn't resist catching it in my mouth.
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Sarah Schneider
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>>730388953
Looks like the kraut whore my grandpa "met" back in the 40s

by which i mean, he took revenge, 6 inches at a time.
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>>730386918
she is a lying femnazi cunt, one note 'comedian' MUH VAGGINNNAAA
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>>730389541
Frito lay
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>>730385341
im not into banging horses
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>>730384390

Seriously one of the few actual funny women in U.S. history.
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>>730384390
Bitch Please
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>>730389606
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>>730389606
>>730389533
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>>730386972

Get out of here Duncan Trussell
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>>730389932
I wonder if she shaves her butthole
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EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW
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>>730384390
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>>730385017
god I just threw up a little in my mouth. and I need to find a trap tread right away.
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>>730389776
I'm glad my grandfather killed people your grandfather knew.
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>>730389878
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Eddie Izzard
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>>730385764
truth
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>>730389932
Well would you look at that. This woman got everything, even a tramp stamp!
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>>730385017
I always turn to her when I need a wank
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>>730390109
I used to fap to her, and her blonde sister
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>>730389266
>>730389524
It's 'autist', you fucking autist.
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>>730389741
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>>730389524

Just say "Republican".
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>>730389541
>>730389533
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>>730390350
Shut up, sperglord
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>>730384390
>Name a sexier female comedian.

She's a crude, fat, ugly Jew pig gun-grabber.
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>>730384724
Amy schumer is like a Fat chick thats been in a long term relationship with a nice guy beta since she was young and attractive. She has begun to believe she is entitled to this level of treatment from all males, and if she doesn't receive it THEY are the problem.

0/10 would not bang
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>>730384390
Please tell me this is shopped.

Who in their right mind would want to take that kind of picture let alone publicize it.
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>>730390108
wasn't the only kraut slut he evened the score with.

decent chance he might be *your* grandpa too

Here's hoping.
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>>730384390
Wendie Malick.
>funny and sexy
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>>730390256
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>>730390457
I'm not a Jew but I believe in a worldwide gun ban even military.
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Sarah Silverman
Amy Poehler
Margaret Cho
Maria Bamford
Chelsea Peretti
Dave Chappelle
Natasha Leggero
Maya Rudolph
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>>730388874
>I'm not even a faggot
i got bad news for you
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>>730386748
Fucking yes.
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>>730390435
no, you.
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>>730384390
Funniest women in comedy ever.
Anyone who doesn't think so is a sexist pig and ain't my nigga!
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>>730390312
muh nigga
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>>730390488
Yeah some old american nigger bragging about all the white pussy he got. I'll believe his fishing stories first, schweinhünd
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>>730390426
Her feet just smell like regular corn chips.
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>>730390478
not shopped
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Phyllis Diller
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>>730390762
But the pussy smells of surströmming
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>>730390932
Before or after her death?

>yes
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>>730386748
Cunk on Shakespeare was the best documentary of the millenium
My nomination for sexiest comedienne...
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>>730390741

that gorilla would totally snap milo's neck in half. if it were a game of checkers tho...
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>>730390612
Dat bitch got da aids!
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>>730390855
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iliza shlesinger
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>>730390855
>want to show off body
>pose at unflattering angle
>showing all the disgusting bits

Fucking cunt can't get anything right.
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>>730390741
Hahaha totally agree, also 911 was not an inside job, cops don't hate niggers, and I've never took my neighbors daughter's virginity after her graduation.
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>>730391146
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>>730384390
Fat jewess
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>>730391207
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>>730390753
Schweinehünd doesn't really carry that much of an emotive impact to an American

also, its Schweinehünd.
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>>730390762
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>>730391123
Bad bait is bad bait
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>>730391161
She was doing that as a symbol of womanly strength and to give all women hope
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>>730391345
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>>730391136
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>>730387507

Uggh, no curves, nothing, just a blob.
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>>730391280
>tramp stamp
Figures
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>>730391390
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>>730391280
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>>730391418
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>>730391390
Shut up Hans.
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>>730391146
>>730391207
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>sexier
Who gives a fuck if she's sexy or not? She's a comedian, her only value to us is whether or not she's funny. Which she isn't.
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>>730391123
you know if you just type the obvious title and keep hitting that search button we are going to have a lot o' laughs tonight... courtesy of Amy Schumer.
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>>730391672
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>>730391161
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>>730391418
nice, amy is looking a little bit hotter these days
glad to see she lose some weight
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>>730384390
>Funny maybe sexy....
did you have lard on your eyes
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>>730391531
is this supposed to mean something?

were you trying to be edgy?
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>>730389054
When are these leaks coming
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>>730391858
She's got such an ugly face still, despite layers of makeup.
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>>730391806
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>>730391505
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>>730385997
Bakery, mate. Bakeries sell rolls.
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You fucks really are deplorable. I think she's cute and funny.
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>>730391515
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>>730389741
Got some news for you bro...


You're not straight.
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>>730391467
Why do Iliza's tits sometimes look almost nonexistent and sometimes look huge?
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>>730392236
But she looks better than most regular girls.
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>>730391539
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>>730384530
win
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>>730388953
>woman
>wholesome
Pick one. What you call a wholesome woman is a woman just as bad as the others but slightly better at hiding it than the rest.
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>>730392429
I would like to play with her breasts.
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>>730392230
Finally! Something itt i can fap to!
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>>730392013
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>>730384390
>Amy Schumer
>Comedian
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>>730392608
Enough with this torture anon.
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>>730384390
I'm rather stick it inside of Sarah Silverman's kike butt hole
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>>730392519
Whatever, i know a few good ones, they exist. Slightly less rare than unicorns.
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>>730392535
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>Ctrl + F
>Kate Micucci
>No results
How?
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>>730392724
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>>730387666
Satan's right. Women aren't funny.
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>>730388100
>one wearing an offizier cap and the other is wearing a fucking commie hat
Are you retarded?
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>>730392608
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Why is no one into Milfs anymore?
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>>730392724
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>>730384390
>Comedian
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>>730387037
She's so stupid.
Yeah funny onstage and yes great body, but hella dumb.
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>>730384390
>Name a sexier female comedian.
I don't know any female comedians, not fair
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So much talent!
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>>730389389
Would love some head from big red.
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>>730387696
Jynx Maze does stand up?
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>>730393141
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>>730393141
Fuck that plastic fag hag dinosaur, this is the one who should be remembered.
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Any other female comedian tbh
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>>730393092
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>>730389852
thats not what your gf said
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Ariana Basseri
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>>730391498
>amy fat whore wants your sausage roll
Not the same thing m8.
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>>730393141
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>>730387827
She's an actress not a comedian.
She doesn't write her jokes which is why she doesn't do standup, she can only recite lines.
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>>730393443
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>>730391761
Damn son she's fit as fuck!
>fit girls with huge tits

My fetish library just got a little bigger. God bless you anon
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>>730393411
Yeah she was pretty good. Married to this whacko though.
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>>730393408
Ayyy
>>730393411
Another Solid choice
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>>730393608
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>>730391417
>to give all women hope
>other women climb mountains, run marathons and save lives
>nevermind any of that shit, amy is taking another photo of her mediocre soccer mum body
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>>730391392
To quote the guys from Facial Abuse: "Damn. That is some beat shit."
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>>730393608
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>>730391761
I'd drink a jug of her diarrhea.
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>>730393006
>>730388861
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>>730393652
The only problem is her face looks like she's a who from whoville
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ITT autistic kids not knowing how a real woman looks like
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>>730393596
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>>730393911
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>>730388189
Probably, yeah. That bitch was dumb as hell. Maybe not on shumers level but still pretty retarded. Definitely hot though.
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>>730392793
They're hiding it from you. Get to know them better and wait long enough; you'll see. Give them a chance; they'll disappoint you.
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>>730384390
Is this a real girl or loli? http://lolicob.com
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>>730393803
You don't understand she's giving hope to the average woman. Not to rich women.
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My cousin dated Shumer in high school on Long Island. He said she was pretty cool and was down to fuck. I know he has a HUGE cock so I guess she can handle a penis. I once saw him lay 10 quarters in a row on top of his dick. He wont talk much about her because I think he cheated on her or something and she dumped him.
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>>730394121
gross
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>>730393918
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>>730392848
Because she's an ugly little autistic looking muppet.
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>>730385017
Who is this?
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>>730390121
"You're Mr. Stevens?"
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>>730393141
>>730393608
>>730393918
All the qualities of an Englishwoman put into an American woman.
>Tight body
>Dresses alright
>"Hmmm. Maybe she's actually alright."
>Then she starts speaking
>Instant soft-on
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>>730384390
carolin kebekus
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>>730393788
she always makes my dick hard
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>>730384390
Insert (justified) body shaming joke
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>>730394494
>>Then she starts speaking
>>Instant soft-on
then you ram your cock down her mouth, I could have sworn she said she always swallows.
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Esther Ku nigga aw yis
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>>730393141
And then without the makeup and hairdid..
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>>730394494
You seen her without make up. Looks like an old ginger man.
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>>730394457
Lena Dunham

Now admit you are fapping to that muff.
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>>730386986
Checked and keked.
Dats wot I fort.
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>>730394709
Is that Carrot Top's mom?
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>>730394751
anyone got a version with sound?
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My mom when she is drunk is funnier and s way better lay.
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>>730394363
But none of those things are exclusive to rich people.
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>>730393055
lol @ trumpanzees too stupid to know that the majority of welfare parasites live in red states
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>>730384390
288/146. Triggered.
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>>730384390
Exemplifies EVERYTHING wrong with American women.
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>>730394893
Actually they are. Silver spoon spotted.
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>>730394722
I haven't, but that doesn't surprise me at all. Most women look worse without makeup and most famous women are ugly without it.
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>>730394854
Probably.
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>>730395067
Middle class people go mountainc climbing all the time to see if they can do it.
Anybody can enter a marathon; you don't have to be rich.
Plenty of poor and middle class people work as paramedics and save lives.
You do not have to be rich.
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