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You have 10 SECONDS to name a better burger joint than Five Guys.

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You have 10 SECONDS to name a better burger joint than Five Guys.
>protip: you can't.
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>>730381848
any burger joint that doesn't sell soggy ass overpriced burgers and oily fries
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>>730381961
poorfag detected
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Taco Bell
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>>730382044
Mostly i'm just not retarded or fat enough to think a basic burger is worth $10.
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>>730381848
Now fuck off!!
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>>730381848
You should have gotten a side-view shot of the burger, this is like 90% bun.
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>>730381848
KFC
Try the new zinger sandwich today!
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>>730382044
I bet you are extremely fat and ugly
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>>730381848
You mind if I have the fries leftover in the bag?
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>>730381848

Five Gays
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in n out faggot
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Eddie Rockets.
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Fudruckers
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>>730381848
/r/hailcorporate
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>>730382329
Fuck you nigger, those are the best ones.
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>>730382249
five gays cant compete
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>>730382249
/thread

In-N-Out doesn't even have a freezer in their store, other than where they keep their ice cream. Fries? A fresh chopped potato everytime.

5 Guys beef patties are terrible, greasy, taste like they have been freezer burned at some point, and they try to slather everything in their "seasoning" to cover the terrible taste.
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>>730381848
Smashburger
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>>730382329
>>730382592


No matter how old you get, getting the leftover fries in the bag is like finding pirate treasure.
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Those fries look like shit tbh
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Hesburger
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Trueburger
Shake shack
Farm burger
Umami burger
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>>730381848
Whataburger. The fries at Five Guys are shit.
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Max, a Swedish burger joint.
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mmhhmm
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>>730381848
8-bit
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>>730383070
Is it a discount mcdonalds like alot of big burger chains?
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>>730383033
But...but... 5 guys covers it in seasoning! SEASONING!!!!!
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>>730381848
McDonalds

Seriously.
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>>730383339
Oh, on the same note, fuck Red Robin, too. "Free refills on fries!"
"Could I get more fries, please?"

>Here's 8 more french fries. I'll be by your table in another 25 minutes.
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Fucking Americans can't name anything other than fastfood
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>>730383339
>But...but... 5 guys covers it in seasoning! SEASONING!!!!!

Excuse me. But I do believe you are referring to those abominations that Smash Burger calls fries.
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>>730382944
Hesburger is complete shit. I live in a small town where they only sell kebabs for fast food, then they announced that hesburger is opening here, everyone was hyped af. Now after 4 months after opening it's empty almost all of the time because it just tastes like shit
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>>730381848
You people don't know what's a real burger
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>>730383595
>Fucking Americans can't name anything other than fastfood

Ribs that take 8 hours in the smoker.
Corn fed steaks.
Double cut stuffed pork chops.
Lobster.
Buffalo prime rib.
Alligator and rabbit sausage.
Clam Chowder (both kinds).
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>>730383731
It's not shit. Just overpriced mcdonalds, kebab places usually even make better burgers
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>>730384139
get a load of this fedora
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>>730384139
>burger thread
>"I like ribs and lobster"

Wew lad.
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In N Out burger,
BurgerFi,
Bareburger,
Shake Shake

are all good, too
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>>730384139
I'm on a diet. why do you torture me so?
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>>730382696
Wrong. No freezers at all. Ice cream stays in the walk in
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Xd
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>>730386548
This!

Their shit's addictive....
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>>730381848
Best burgers are made right here, on my grill. Fuck your overpriced fast hood shit
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>>730386893
t. fat bitch
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>>730386893
Best burgers are not grilled.
Pan fried, so you cook them in all their own juices.
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>>730386893
your burgers are probably not that good
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>>730381848
fudruckers,
islands,
hooters,
red robbins,
anyones back yard
sizlers
and OBVIOUSLY in n out.
/thread
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Advertising shill on /b/. Rule violated, enjoy your ban.
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Again with the 5guys shilling? Fuck off already. Their burgers and dogs are OK. The thousand year old peanuts you get to snack on are not. The fries are an affront to humanity. The decor is bad enough to cause eye strain. They always have the radio cranked up just a little too high, so you have to yell across the counter. Also that tip jar... for what? I don't tip the retards at any other fast food place. Maybe you should just pay them more, especially considering how expensive the food is.
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>>730381848
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>>730381848

A&W's Teen burger is far better...and available just about everywhere...
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>>730381961
/thread
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Woah that actually looks super good. Where are they based?
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>>730387401
Cracker runes on a burger thread.
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Kuma's Corner
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>>730387562
This
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>>730382249
In and Out is overhyped crap. The fries taste like cardboard and the burgers are alright.

In and Out is for all the Starbucks drinking "trendy" bitches who haven't discovered whataburger yet.
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>>730381848
my grandpa's backyard

>i miss him
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>>730388038
>hardcore faggot detected.

though in n out fries are their weakest part
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>>730381848
In and Out
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>>730388299
Try them animal style
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>>730388415
i hate their spread. but i get them with cheese when i got extra cash.
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Nope, not even. Expand your painful ignorance. How about some place that uses real cheese? Or has whole wheat buns? Maybe a decent mustard instead of that French's crap? Grilled meat would be a plus. Sounds like you should expand your horizons beyond the crap chain joints around your squat in Detroit. How about you try Bartlett's in Austin TX for a start? Or, Minerva Cafe in New York? Move out of your parent's house for god's sake! Live a little!
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This >>730381961
Honestly, Five Guys is the worst of the worst as far as burgers go. Their burgers are 2/10. Literally McDonalds has a better burger, and for less money too. Five Guys fries are a 5/10 because they are VERY inconsistent. You'll get them burned often, soggy dripping with grease other times, undercooked other times, etc. Again, McDonalds has 6/10 fries and they are consistently 6/10.

Because Five Guys is a burger place, it is 2/10 overall.

Not sure why Five Guys propaganda boy has started his 10th thread in a week, but am forwarding it. Seems Five Guys needs a lawsuit here. They don't seem to understand they can't do this everyday and steal free advertising.
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>>730383595
but Fucking Americans invented most good food
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>>730387141
>juices
>not knowing grease
>being this retarded
grill is best
everybody knows this
go buy a grill poorfag
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>>730388038
Get Animal Style fries ffs
Fucken normies man
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>>730388038
not cooking them well done. >>730388299
ask for them well done and they come out golden crispy.
>>730389764
also chili chees style. secret tho
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>>730381848
cannibale royale in amsterdam
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>>730383033
this tbh fam
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>>730389710
>"not knowing grease"
Not really sure what point your illiterate ass is trying to make, but yes, the juice is rendered fat. Most people want a juicy burger. Grilling dries out the meat, where searing them in a skillet allows you to get a nice crust on them and lock in all the juices. The best burgers are cooked on a flat top.
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