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Why TF would you circumcise your penis?! Its fucked and unnatural.

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Why TF would you circumcise your penis?! Its fucked and unnatural. Prove me wrong

>Pro tip: You can't
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>>730377307
chicks like it better

no one wants a load of dick cheese in their mouth
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>>730377385
Use a shower, like.. Ever
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>>730377420
I can't be in the shower all the fucking time, I have to leave the house unlike you degenerates
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>>730377385
>dick cheese

There is a concept called washing anon. It might sound foreign to you but you simply wash your dick when you shower in the morning.
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>>730377516
Do you cut yours ears off so you don't have to clean them too?

How about cutting your toes off so you can't stub them?

Killing yourself so you don't die from old age?
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>>730377385

I highly suspect your cut, and that you listen to women in regards to sexual preference. Therefore, your an imbecile.
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I didn't choose it my parents did. That being said I have a very enjoyable sex life and can last as long as I want, be it 2 minutes or 45 when she is just longing for me to get the fuck off her.

I do realize that some are botched pretty bad. I wouldn't do it to my son.
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>>730377420
>americans
>showering like a normal person
pick one
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>>730377307
I had to do it because of medical reasons when I was 5 years old. My dick was too big for my foreskin.
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Some need it because of medical problems.
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>>730377828
>too big
>4chan
kek
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>>730377776
I shower daily or more. Far more people from around the globe smell like balls and bo then in the USA. Like fucking Indians. Curry goat ass BO smelling cheap fuckers.
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>Amerifats are so stupid and lazy they would rather mutilate their dick than spend 30 seconds while showering to wash their dick
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>>730377967
Alright, my forskin was too small for my dick. Whatever floats your boat.
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>>730377307
>Implying men voluntarily get it when they are of an age when they are mentally aware.
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OP here, with the odd exception of medical reasons. I'm Irish and i shower about 4/5 days a week I don't like doing it every day drys the skin. Me knob is fine, Dick Cheese free and smell free. I you get dick cheese you're doing something wrong cub
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>>730377662
What a fucking pathetic comparison
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Yeast infection can lead the foreskin to completely close off teh dick and some ppl need to have a circumsicion.
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>>730377307
>Why TF would you circumcise your penis?!

oy vey, because I'm a Jew and the Talmud says that we will rule the world
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>Dick
>4chan
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>>730377990
Indians, muslims, jews etc. who all coincidentally also circumsize their children
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I know they do but sure look at the set of them kek
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STD transmission rates are lower in circumcised men.

Possibly because of the lack of foreskin. Possibly because they fuck more girls since women find foreskin disgusting. The world may never know.
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Normal Penis's are better, You circumcise your child penis you're fucked up. Don't even get started on female circumscription
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OP here, I've never had a girl complain or turn away my circumcised penis. That might just be Ireland we're girls just love dicks for being dicks
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Do you really think anyone who is circumcised came out of the womb and demanded to have it done? How stupid are you? Get the fuck out of here and take your dirty dickcheese with you.
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>>730377307
Because I told my parents that I wanted to right when I was born
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>>730378240
Jews and Muslims I haven't noticed a smell from. Muslims have to wash frequently by religious mandate. But it's like the Indian subcontinent never got the memo about toothpaste, deodorant, and showering. Or maybe they have and the fuckers are too cheap to pay for it.
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Whats all this about DickCheese, Wash you're fucking selves ya stinky neck beards! Never had an issue with dick cheese
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>>730377996
Actually most people in the world with mutilated dicks are towelheads, followed by fucking monkeys who also chop clits off
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>>730378405
none of the 12 I've slept with cared
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Female circumcision is even WORSE. Doirty pefo bastards
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Because it is neccesary to become a jew?

sage
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Am cut. Is it too late, /b/?
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>pedo
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>Am cut. Is it too late, /b/?

You could probably buy someones foreskin then reattach with glue or stables if you want
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>>730377307
>be me
>circumcised
>feels bad
>will have a son one day
>will convince him to get circumcised at 18
>will have doctor attach son's foreskin to my penis
>now I have foreskin again
>now son must have son to have foreskin again
>is family tradition, son
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Who in their right mind would want to be a jew?
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>>730377385
>mfw i'm a dirty fatass that showers once every 2 weeks
>still don't have dick cheese because i clean my dick in the sink once a week with soap water.
pro-mutilation retards will always go for the "hurr durr dick cheese xd" argument,won't they?
Normal people don't have dick-cheese,faggot.
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>>730378821
Indians use litteral burned cowshit as toothpaste
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>>730379161
Stables are pretty big anon.
Like,some can fit.....50 horses inside.
You know how big a horse can get?
Really big.
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>pro-mutilation retards will always go for the "hurr durr dick cheese xd"

Feckin spot on! Any normal person with a cock cape has no problem with Dick cheese.

Need new argument fags <3
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>>730377307
1. americans shower every 5 years
2. when they do shower they dont even do it properly

quick story
>went to US of A couple of years ago with my tennis team
>dont even remember which fucking country i was in
>everyone stays in some expensive korean hotel
>open showers
>every single fucking guy from US showred like this:
>1.put some soap
>2.rub in for literally 2-3 seconds
>3.get soap off
>4.done, get out of shower
>5. spray a fuckton of deodorant on themselves
>mfw
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come at me plebs
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I'm not circumcised, but my foreskin naturally rolls up back around the head anyway.

So any arguments that it is 'unnatural' can be thrown completely out the window.
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Mutilating your penis or vagina is unnatural and fucked. Smelly packies, Yanks and Isis neggas
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>>730379421
you're stupid
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>>730379289
Can you imagine what sex must be like. I wonder if the chicks smell like 2 week old fish head curry
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>>730379629
did i offend you buddy?
go take a shower and relax...
oh wait
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>>730377307
It really doesn't matter either way, although every single poll ever taken has shown that women invariably prefer circumcised dicks.
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>>730377662
This.
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>>730379708
nope, but I obviously offended you kekles
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Honestly my normal penis when i having sex the foreskin rolls back behind the head and no problem
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>>730379421
I'll take shit that never happened for $500 Alex
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>>730379668
One would assume pretty spicey
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>>730377307
>implying i had a choice when the doctor did it after i was removed from the womb
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>>730379813
Gotta be like peeling apart a grilled cheese with curry powder sprinkled on top.
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>>730378821
Mostly, true but large parts of the muslim world use a stick instead of a toothbrush which gives super bad breath
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You say it's unnatural, but is it natural for your dick to wear a turtleneck?

I didn't think so
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When my dick is hard my foreskin is not around my hole dick and the last women enjoyed the handjob ;)
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If it was forced upon at birth by doctor, Rabbi or parents or what have you that fine, Just don't say its better or force your kids to suffer the same fate
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Honestly, Once you stick it in them they can't tell the difference.

>You're 4chan so nothing to worry about
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Usually, it's not even the guys decision.

Parents do it for... Tradition?

Regardless, it's mutilating a child and cutting off usually healthy tissue for no good reason.
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>>730379999
Witnessed
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>>730379958
That sounds not that bad
The real horror comes when you spread the buttcheecks
They don't have bidets but use their hands after all
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>>730379799
sure if that makes you feel better, jefferson
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>>730380149
How do I clean my infant child's penis when i'm cut and he's not? I never fucking approached this shit before.
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>>730377307
I'm pretty mad they cut mine.
Whenever I cum in a pussy or mouth the head gets incredibly sensitive to the point where I have to literally rip that shit out, and I'm pretty sure that is not normal.
Or after fapping sometimes the head rubs against my jeans or zipper and that shit fuckin hurts like a bitch.
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>>730380094
It's funny to play with the foreskin, try IT can you ?
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>>730380094
Yes it is
That's how you are born and most people still have it their entire live
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>>730379289
They also use it as hookah coals. Apparantly though the way it is processed causes it to not smell.
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>>730380367
You pull back the foreskin while under the shower
That's all
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Wanna know what else is unnatural? Cleaning teeth with toothpaste, man we dont need that to live better, lets just go back to the stone age
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Why all the discussion about dicks? Unless you plan on sucking or riding it don't worry about cock. Cut or uncut I'm not gay so I don't give a fuck
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>>730380367
>Something so simple,yet he doesn't understand it
Foreskin peels back.
If it can't peel back you use soap water.
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Well circumcision makes your penis less sensitive, So sex isn't as good
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>>730380676
Really in the present nothing is natural anymore
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>>730380727
That's actually a fair argument.
Good job anon.
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>>730377662
This
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>>730377307
Those are some small ass penises. kys if your balls hang lower than your dick
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>>730380608
True but it's still funny to bring it up
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Do cut penises grow in size when erect?
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>>730380993
No they actually get smaller
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well are you a

>Grower
or
>Shower
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>>730380367
The foreskin is stuck to the glans in infants, retracting it early can cause some damage
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>>730378157
I'm sorry your parents chop your foreskin, you don't have to be dick about it though.
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>>730381187
Grower lol
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Forcing someone to undergo a permanent, risky medical operation for what is most likely only going to be for aesthetic reasons without their consent is wrong.

If one wants a circumcision later in life or if it has to be done for medical reasons than that's fine.

We don't regularly tattoo babies nor do we remove their appendices. Dick skin shouldn't be any different.
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>>730380616
Make sure you are wet, especially the hands.
Pull foreskin.
Wash your dickhead with just water and your hands.

That's all.
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>Forcing someone to undergo a permanent, risky medical operation for what is most likely only going to be for aesthetic reasons without their consent is wrong.

>If one wants a circumcision later in life or if it has to be done for medical reasons than that's fine.

>We don't regularly tattoo babies nor do we remove their appendices. Dick skin shouldn't be any different

THIS^^
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>>730378405
>Std transmission lower
>fucking more
Is that what americans call logic? Wow. Also girls don't fucking care, specially everywhere else then your redneck country.
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People who are cut are just missing out on a life that could have been better.

But because they'll never get to feel being uncut, it doesn't matter. It simply means their 10/10 is lower than an uncut person's 10/10.

Also we're fucking born with it!!! Think about it you faggots: hundreds of thousands of years of genetic programming and foreskin is included in the package.
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>>730380676
i agree its unnatural, lets pull out all your teeth at birth so you dont have to brush them
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But teeth are useful, Serve a purpose. JUST LIKE FORSKIN
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>>730381832
>pull out all the teeth at birth
Infants don't have teeth Anon
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>>730380094
so they took away your foreskin and gave you an extra chromosome ?
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>>730377307
>being this desperate for reasons to feel superior

I don't envy you, anon.
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>>730382174
i know, they are still in their gums at birth but can be removed surgically, the same way a foreskin needs to be ripped from the head of the penis at birth before a circumcision.
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Why are these threads still going on?

Is there seriously a guy in the world who sits alone and frustrated that other men have lost the ability to be extra aroused with their dick?

Is this guy seriously that upset by men not getting full arousal? Honestly, is it worth making a thread every day?

I would like to meet the guy who cares so much about other men and their desensitized dicks.
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Chicks prefer, vibrators and dildos do not have foreskins.
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>>730377307
It's 100% unnatural and my parents hated me, is there anything I can do to undo it?
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OP here, Honestly couldn't give less of a fuck. I was just bored and wanted to see if i could get a kek and ended up starting a war. If it helps,Circumcision is weird and if you do it to your kid its a bit dodgy
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>>730377385
Meanwhile feminine discharge is the norm. Cool.
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>>730382795
This is at least a real problem
Go suck a log of shit out of Andy sixx ashole, whoever that faggot is anyway
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>>730377516
Maybe you should wash your dick after fucking some dudes in the ass, faggot
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>>730382890
U mad?
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>>730383020
Doesn't matter one way or the other because what you grow up with you accept as part of life. I grew up with vanilla ice and for the time that shit was dope. I also grew up with micromachines and everyone wanted that shit. Kids today would be confused by that, but it doesn't mean anything is better. You live with it and that's just how it is.
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>>730383220
One out of millions
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>>730383220
Nope, enhances my argument, if they are out there, why not more popular.
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>>730383557
>>730383550
For the straight males you are you really know your dildo's
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