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hey /b/ it's kori again i just got out of the shower how

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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hey /b/
it's kori again
i just got out of the shower

how is everyone? also to make my thread a bit more useful, ask me anything about love relationships, or advice with girls, rate thread, whatever

(since i'm posting on /b/ so i'm not the most stable and qualified person ever but heh if i can help)
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Tits
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no one cares you skank
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Tits bro. You know the drill.
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>>730364915
How do I approach girls without being awkward
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fuck off nigger bitch
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How do I cook rice?
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>>730364915
My GF said she didn't like chamillionaire so I dumped her in front of her mom last night. My friends told me there's something wrong with me although I'd disagree
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Well, do something sexy
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rate me pls
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>>730364960
>>730364963
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>>730365132
hmm sharpie in pooper?
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>>730365132
asshole next
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Damn nice perky tits
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>>730364915
How do I get over the fact that everything in life including myself is eventually completely meaningless?
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>>730364915
how do i get a girls as an awkward edgemaster?
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should i fap tonight or not ?
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booty spread?
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Why should I like girls?
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>>730364915

How's life going for you so far?
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>>730365132
Wtf them some wonky tits
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>>730365132
Sharpie in pooper
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>>730364915
Where do you live?
With how much people you had sex?
How old are you?
Why mentally instabile?
Best advice for sex?
What is most important for Girls at mens Body and characters?
Have you ever slept with someone because he seemed to need it and not suceeding?

Also Pussy pic?
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>>730364915
If you just got out of the shower, how is your hair dry?
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>>730365246
Have a huge penis
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>>730365132
you give yourself too much credit. Still don't care.
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Sharpie in the pooper.
This isn't brain science OP
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How do you get your wife to love you again like before you had children?
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>>730365365
damn
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if I wanted to try to get a girl I don't talk to but have in my classes, how would I go about doing it
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>>730364915
sup faggot
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>>730365353
There exists an machine which blows hot air out Idiot kek
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>>730365132
spit or swallow?
shave or wax?
length or girth?
pads or tampons?
anal?
condoms or bare?
cum inside or pull out?
the pill or what?
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Be my kik penpal?
Mr.Chrisz
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>>730365459
you're defo a virgin
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Ive been away from 4chan for so long who is the new slut?
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>>730365412
Kill children, bath in their blood, rape her anus
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>>730365132
Thread rate, would suck on/10
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>>730364915
when did you start believing you were worthy of dating out of your league? i'm sure you're cute, probably a 6-7(let's be real, you're on /b/ and you're a girl, you can't have THAT much of a social life)

why don't women date within their own leagues? do you guys really think every guy who isn't Chad is incredibly ugly or has some kind of negative trait about them?
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>>730364915
I have a beard and a PhD in CS, would that turn a girl on?

Oh, I'm also white.
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>>730364915
have you ever had a guy cum inside your asshole?
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>>730365453
I don't believe it.
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waddup my nignog, you had a good day
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How are you?
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Do a picture of you peeing please. Into a cup or toilet would be nice.
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>>730364915
Kik
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>>730364915
Would you fuck with a btard stranger if he visits you and gets Trips? Also GET thread
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>>730365555
HOLY QUADS
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>>730365770
Roll for piss
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>>730364915
I'm a 37 year old wizard. what do?
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>>730364915
Why are you not answering?
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>>730365246
Not her, but just keep trying. I was so autist that I'd write down conversation points on paper for phone calls to the pizza guy (not just toppings n shit, but what to actually say). But after spending some time online dating, asking for girls' numbers face to face, and failing more times than I can count, something finally clicked in my brain. About the things that matter and the things that don't so my anxiety lifted. But also about what to say and what not to say so I had way more success. There's such a delicate balance to be struck. Women don't usually want to be tossed aside as a one night stand, but they also don't want you to fall for them too quick. You have to maintain interest in them, yet also a mystique around you.

There's really just no substitute for experience. Just do your best every time. You'll get embarassed. You'll probably scare chicks away (learning to take no for an answer is really important, a ton of girls are really meek about this so you have to learn to pick up on it and just drop them when they don't want anything to do with you). You'll get hurt. You'll get ghosted. But if you can go through all of that and come out the other end, you'll be a way cooler person in general, and also probably have a gf.
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Does incest turn you on?
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>>730364998
8/10

>>730364998
>>730365246
you can't if you aren't confident enough in yourself. do you dislike how you look?
changing the vision you have of yourself takes time, so just know this: girls are not as "scary" as they look like. at all. there's no reason to be awkward, anon, we are too. except we have a pussy so it's easier
i'm kind ok awkward too, so sorry if my answer isn't the best
(if you are awkward with everybody however, it's a whole different issue. you may have some anxiety or something like that.)

>>730365094
you did the right thing.

>>730365232
two words : distract yourself. occupy your mind. once you know that nothing matters, you are fucked m8, there's no getting over this
just try and do stuff that makes you happy until you inevitably die
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>>730365431
talk to her
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>>730364915
how does it feel to have hundreds of men giving you attention? with social media nowadays it feels like women need this attention to actually feel important.. i feel like social media has hindered my romantic relationships more than improved them. whats your take on this ?
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>>730365959
this
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have you ever mastrubated to a cock rate thread?
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>>730365895
Can you show us your feet? Like take a pic with them facing the camera?
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>>730365959

Also, can i see that sweet sweet asshole?
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>>730365895
you seem nice. piss?
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All these betas lmfao!
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>>730366025
/thread
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>>730366025
looks like we found the anon who posts in cock rate threads
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>we (i) have a pussy..
Show us
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>>730366066
>implyiing you arent' one
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>>730365895
How do I eat pussy
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>>730364915

Met a girl a few times and we are getting pretty close now.

The sex is amazing and when we are with each other we bounce off each other really well and when we are apart it feels shitty for both of us.

Problem is she already has a boyfriend...

Should I still try and get her to be mine or do you think that cause she's already cheating on a man with me it's going to repeat itself if we get together?

It's long distance too, she's in Germany and I'm in the UK
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>>730366117
cook it rare
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>>730365895
>do stuff that makes you happy until you inevitably die
That's about where I'm going with it by now.
It just all seems so pointless.
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the new Queen of /b/ is BACK!
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>>730364915
How does a dude honestly show intent that they want to date a woman. Should I just walk up to her and ask her out for coffee?
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>>730366158
do all englishmen have a cock as big as danny d's?
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>>730366077
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>>730366210
pretty much
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you speak german?
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>>730366210
Humor is the key to a woman's heart anon. Make her laugh and you're almost already in her panties
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>>730365954
but what do I tell her exactly? im not the type of person to randomly come up with topics she might be interested in
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>>730365895
show us ur face

>>730366158
Don't fuck my GF Chad. Just joking i have no gf *cries in corner*
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>>730366109
nope i just dropped in to make fun of you beta loser neets before i go fuck my gf lmao
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>>730366227
yes
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>>730366158
I live in Germany mate, should I just take him out for you?
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>>730366173
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what color is your toothbrush
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Hi Kori, I'm ready to cum. Will you open your mouth and stick your tongue out for me Please?
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>>730364915

Hey cunt, you never gonna /b/ queen you know?
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A T T E N T I O N P L E A S E
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>>730366304
christ that whore is ugly
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>>730366297
that was a truly innocent question.
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Why do women respond to sleazy shit? what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>730365269
you don't have to.

>>730365320
okay! i mean, i can't complain. and you?

>>730365342
France
2 (1 girl, one guy)
18, almost 19
My emotions are shit. I don't want to sound like a whiney bitch so I'll stop here
Never forget foreplayyyy, it's so important, especially for girls. Bite her neck, dirty talk, whatever, just don't stick your dick in her right away. I know it's cliché nut it's like this.

I'll speak for myself : eyes, hands, and height. I like dominant guys (in bed only, idc if you're alpha in real life) and they have to be clever. Dumb people are a turn-off for me.

No, I didn't. I don't know if I would.
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>>730366279
timestamp of gf or she doesn't exist
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>>730365895
Post eyes.
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>>730366117
Kek
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>>730364915
Do women like big penis?
Is mine too big?
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>>730366293
how? are you gonna insult him on facebook?
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>>730366286
good, because we italians do have a cock as big as rocco siffredi's
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>>730366263
I have a very sarcastic sense of humor though. I can't say I know the woman that much too, just that she sits behind me in my lecture class. Is the direct approach still appropriate and am I overthinking this
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>>730365895
I'm 23 and live at home with an extremely conservative family. Girls seem to think I'm fairly attractive and I don't really have any problems making conversation, but I just don't really have opportunities to do anything.

Because of this, I have zero sexual experience, which kind of makes me afraid of trying anything or even pursuing a girl, because fuck man, I wouldn't even know how to kiss her.


Wat do?
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>>730366356

I T I S A F U C K I N G B R I G D E T R O L L

Thanks!
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>>730366293
take him out and steal the gf
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>>730366227

No idea who Danny D is but he sounds hung so I'll go for yeah...

>>730366277

Haha it's not something I usually do but the guy wasn't looking after her and we go well together so fuck it why not.

>>730366293

Her boyfriend doesn't live in Germany, otherwise I'd have had no problem going round to him and having a chat whilst I was there.
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>>730366432
dont know, show us a picture
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write tits or pussy "wns"
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>>730366451
Women like sarcasm. it's a good icebreaker. Speaking from experience of a 34 year old anon. I have no trouble getting women because I basically just shitpost with them. Just remember to scale it back a bit
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This girl has penis
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>>730366389
Awww yiss! Cute socks!
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I have a question. But context first
I recently parted ways with a girl friend (vilify me for wanting free sex). She and I had been a couple for almost a full year, and we seemed to be on a good path to moving in together. The only issue was that she didn't want to move to my town, nor I to hers. We kept going back and forth, never fighting about it, just putting it off until we were both secure enough in our lives to actually handle moving to a place together.
On our last occasion as a couple, she came up to visit me in my town, and after we had had a good few days together doing cutesy couple stuff, she asked if we were really happy with each other. I responded yes, and she responded "idk"
After that, we decided to part ways.
A week later, I invited her to a movie; to be nice and see how she was handling things. When she arrived, she hopped out of another guy's car after kissing him for a long while. She walked up to me and acted as if nothing was wrong, so I shoved the tickets I bought into her hands and told her to enjoy the movie with my replacement. I proceeded to leave, crying and upset.
I talked with her for a few minutes a couple of days later, just to tell her that she hurt me a lot, and that I was mad. Her only response was "I don't blame you"
My question is was I in the wrong for leaving, for snapping and just walking away? She was my girlfriend for almost a year and she was with a guy a week after we split. It wasn't a messy breakup, we were civil and quite kind about it. What hurt me was that she acted as if it were the most natural thing in the world to be with someone else so soon.
There are a few more things, but I don't know how to phrase them yet.
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>>730366607
wrong - I have an entire collection of her. She's the real deal
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do you like shrek
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Show us your self harm scars.
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Single mother just started working on the same workplace as i am. She seems to like me me however that might just be because she doesn't know a lot of people yet and I'm pretty easy going. She's friendly towards me but i find her really attractive. How can i find out if she is interested in anything more without looking like a dumbass or making a stupid joke i can downplay if i get rejected? How do i get her interest?
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>>730366607
wrong
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THIS GUYS FUCKING HOT BITCHS RIGHT NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LAZY BITCH CLICK HERE AND FIND OUT
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>>730365320
>>730366389

Not sure yet, just woke up. Gonna go get some breakfast. What should I eat?
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>>730366389
Kori what is you opinion on the size of mans penis, aka does it matter?
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>>730366389
With which you had better Sex? Guy or girl?
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>>730366690
take it from me bro - single moms are the easiest picking on the planet. If she shows even the slightest of interest, you can bang. Like first date
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what would you do if you were fat and had saggy boobs? would you behave any different?
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>>730366647
Dude, we both know she had that guy on the side BEFORE the breakup
why would she even accept to come to the theatre what a fucking bitch
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>>730366572
Do it honey.
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How do I get my girlfriend to invite another girl over for a sloppy threesome?
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Tuck or post opp?
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>>730366389
Most important question asked yet, do you have panties on op... no pic no proof.
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>>730366568
flaccid
Hard to follow
I am really self-conscience
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>>730366647
I can understand being hurt but technically there's no rule, just unwritten rules, about not doing something so soon IMMEDIATELY.

But yeah, like the other anon said, she probably had that guy lined up before y'all broke up. Also, she's a cunt for pulling that shit and making out with him in front of you, but you're a dumbass for inviting her to a movie to hang out. Did you expect to get a blowjob in the theatre or something? Would have been better to invite her to coffee, best would have been to leave her completely alone.
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>>730365412
I'm not married or anything, so yeah, but I believe love gets old. Once you know someone really well, it just... heh. I'm not even sure if any couple married for like 20 still love each other. I'm sorry but unless you change everything in your life and your wife's, you might just live in the same house and eat at the same table, but I don't know if it will be love :c again, i'm not married, sorry if my answer sucks

>>730365459
-depends. i can swallow but i usually spit
-i shave. i'm gonna get a laser epilation thingie so i'll be smooth forever yay
-heee, for me grith is more important, but length has its part to play too
-pads
-i've never done anal before.
-condoms
-cum inside
-the pill c:
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>>730364915
gf says cock too big and won't have sex, what do?
(not trying to brag)
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>>730367009
girls will be amazed by your dick but you may have a hard time fucking the average girl.

Find yourself a size queen and you're all set
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>>730366828
yeah, that guy was her friend and she said things were getting awkward between them. I should have seen something like that coming. What I don't get is why she wouldn't stand up for the relationship she and I had. Was I worthless to her?
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>>730367009
hard
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>>730364915

Show your asshole, please.
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>>730367009
that looks just like the ad that pops up on pornsites.
timestamp or it didnt happen.
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>>730367054
huuhh. nice
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>>730367165
fucking hell, go in the porn industry mate
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>>730367023
From what she was saying it would have been like other times we went to the theater, just her and I.
She made we wait an hour for her too...
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I want to say something to the pretty girl too, but cannot come up with anything. /B/ has become like real life. I suck
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>>730367054
>Condoms
>Cum inside
Fuck off
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>>730367322
this.
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>>730367054
>>love gets old

So this is the new excuse roasties are using
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>>730364915
https://discord.gg/Ycq9yyX
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>>730367165
Holy shit you're a tripod! Do what other anon said and get into porn.
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Hi

How do I know if a girl likes me?

Mercie

Did you vote? for who did you vote yesterday?
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>>730367109
but how do you find them. The first girl I should to on tinder laughed, and stopped replying
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>>730367322
fucking kek
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>>730367127
Clearly she considers it easier to jump from relationship to relationship than to maintain one that exists.
I understand the mentality because women live life on easy mode.
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>>730365114
Faggot/10
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>>730365506
thanks haha

>>730365555
QUADS
average is okay for me. physical appearance doesn't really matter, as long as you're not fat (PERSONAL OPINION, the girls you talk about exist and they are fucking terrible)
I'm too insecure to approach anyone above 7/10, but again, you are right, most women think they look better than they are and it fucking sucks.

>>730365570
beard yes. for me at least. white is a bonus too.
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-favourite studi ghibli movie
-profession
-general attitude towards beards
-feelings about French niggers (I hear they're real problem)
-what's you're favourite position
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op where u live
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>>730364915
What made you decide to go on 4chan and answer fags questions (aside from attention)? Not that it's a bad thing but why here you know. And if you did just wake up eat an orange. Can't go wrong an orange, but that's just me.

Also, what do you recommend a hobby less guy do when asking girls out. All I do is school (physics) and don't have much relationship experience. And with no hobbies I sound pretty boring.
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>>730367409
I have thought about it to help me get over my anxiety, but I am scared of gay for pay stuff.
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>>730367584
can you bend over for a nice closeup of butthole
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>>730367310
well she's a piece of shit and she cucked you, forget her and move on
>>730367425
get girls the normal way, or go on some dating site where you can post nudes. Also you could just write it on your tinder bio and be like "I have an 8-inch dick, literally." do it in some witty manner.
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>>730364915
>>730365132
>>730365895
>>730366389
>>730367054
I just want to thank you for not being a fagot OP, it not often when a OP actually pulls threw.
You are doing a good job entertaining all of us.
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>>730366389
Close up of your nipples please? They are really nice and it would make my day :>
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>>730366814
Single moms just might appreciate you too. Like not just want you to do things for them all the time and buy them shit.
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>>730364915
Secret of yours? I.e shoplifter, pot smoker etc.

Also can you post a pic you with your ass in there air
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Would you ever date any one who has practically no beard growth? How important is it for you?
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What
https://youtu.be/2Alyo2wTy7E
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>>730367165
This is more a curse that a blessing tbh. Too much girth my man, girls will be fascinated by it but none will want that shit inside em.
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>>730366389
Est-ce que tu veux bien être ma waifu
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>>730367054
So I met a girl last week at some concert. I actually met her before but we hadn't talked too much until last week. She's not really my type and I'm not looking for any romance, but we had a good time and I'd like to be friends.

How do I become good friends with her without leaving me open to misunderstandings? I don't want her to think I'm hitting on her and be turned off. But I also don't want her to want something else and be turned off becasue I just want to be friends.
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>>730367584
god dammit

> that's a sac
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>>730365232
Everything is eventually meaningless. What a stupid statement to make.
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>>730364915
>>730364915
Good evening Kori :) good to see u :).. If u must live on a lonely island and water and food is plenty there but no energy. U can choose three things what u can carry with u. What would you choose. Weite These three things on your left leg. Br John
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C'mon babe show us how wet you are
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>>730367584

Can't you just go into a tinychat or some shit and start bating on cam?
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>>730366572
do it.
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>>730367513
yeah, I always liked her for being cute and a little childish. Guess it really bit me in the ass.
She had a monster ass for a white girl though. It was huge.
>>730367677
I'm trying, but the only females I readily see are either taken, single moms, or subordinates at work I cannot date.
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>>730367801
It's nearly impossible unless you tell her upfront what you just want to be friends. I'm speaking from experience. One of you will eventually want more
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>>730367425
hate to say it mate, but your dick is TOO big, it will pretty hard for you to find a girl thats willing to take that
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>>730367805
Well fuck me silly and call me sally.
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would u ride this
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>>730367584
but earlier you said eyes, hands, height matter and those are all physical... so even the "average" girl expects their men to be above average in certain aspects? how tall are you? if someone only slightly taller than you who didn't have big ass hands or a thick long dick tried to talk to you, what would you do?

honestly i'm starting to realize all girls suck lol, whether it's their own personality or this collective woman hivemind that's going on, i just want a short petite girl who's willing to fuck me man, i can't even get that.

nice picture btw
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what is you ideal length?
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>>730367789
This is what I am really scared of. Just not fitting anyone. Just being a novelty.
>>730367054
Do you think you could fit me?
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>>730367917
Being this dumb
>>
ur a lovely girl, dont get stuck here in B ur worth better then this faggs calling you names etc. Show some fck respect even if she annoys you then dont check this threat?
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>>730367009
>>730367165
HAHA HOLY SHIT ITS THIS FAGGOT AGAIN. When are you gonna kill yourself and stop posting someone else's dick??
>>
>>730367941
Cringey af dude.
>>
>>730364915
pick your nose
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>>730367584
We'll, what have we here.
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>>730368064
fuck off faggot kys
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>>730368103
thnx :)
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>>730367671

then dont fuck a dude for money
>>
>>730367584
Nice tuck job
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>>730368113
>>730367917
dumb or trolling?
>>
>>730367637
You do indeed sound boring. How can you not have a hobby?
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>>730367584
ballsack/10
at least sage this faggot you faggots
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>>730365132
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>>730364915
>>730365132
>>730365895
>>730366389
>>730367054
You realize you can be identified? You're using a Windows 10 Pro. A little bit of metadata decoding and your we'll have your name and address.
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>>730367925
Thats what I scared of. I have a chick best friend, we started to develop something, but then said I was too big. Shit sucked. We tried stuff it just didn't happen.
>>
Tu habites où ?
>>
>>730364915
What do you do when not entertaining us on /b/? Study, work, etc...
>>
>>730368237
Not op. Check the file names.
>>
>>730364915
let's kik each other
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>>730368237
trap fags thats cant imagine a hot grill without balls and a dick anymore
>>
>>730366389
Bah t'es mimi !
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>>730367054
omg kori is back yay!

i have trouble with talking to girls, i get super nervous and avoid them if i get a feeling we're getting too close etc. that makes me look like a not-interested idiot and it's terrible because there's nothing i would love more than having a girlfriend. :c

wat do?
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>>730368237
Ok is a trap
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>>730368335
It's from a previous thread
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Are you interested in being my friend on Kik? I want someone to talk to, you seem to have successfully dealt with the stuff that I'm currently trying to. My Kik is dead385
>>
My first wife was a cori. She was also a huge whore who fucked strangers. Later she became a prostitute. Nasty bitch full of disease.
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>>730368436
Looks like a trap
>>
>>730368273
Acting like you can do something with a computer.

Cool bro.
>>
>>730368287
kinda sucks, but eventually you will meet size-queens and they will love to fuck

however, you will never get a real blowjob, like ever in your life
>>
>>730367584
Ma question c'est est ce que je peux sortir avec toi ? :c
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>>730368237
how about a cumbeg?
it is the hottest thing ever.
You can do it with half of your face showing right? :>
>>
>>730368273
stfu you bell end
>>
>>730368287
FUck off worthless faggot
>>
>>730368436
I want to suck your fingers you are a qt
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>>730365840
i need more info. i can deduce you aren't really pretty or anything but do you have anything that could get you girls?

>>730365861
no, not really

>>730365959
>>730365996
i agree with you. i never used social media to find love or anything, but just by browsing instagram 12 seconds you can say that it doesn't do any good

>>730366158
long distance shit is hard. however i say, keep trying. if she likes your personality it's already a step in the good direction, and who knows when you can find someone who appreciates you again

>>730366210
yes. just that. just go for it! i'm sure you can do it.

>>730366297
white and blue

>>730366299
here!
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>>730367584
fuck u trap
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>>730368529
no frog talk pls
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>>730368239
Because quantum mechanics ain't easy.
I used to play guitar, I'd say I'm intermediate, and I i tried my luck with languages and a bit of drawing/sketching but schools a bitch. Though it's over in 2 weeks so I could pick up guitar again.

> 3rd year in, almost done
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>>730364915
i work with a private security contractor and I was wanting to get out of this line of work pretty much start over and seeing that your from France could you tell me what's your view on the French Foreign legion
>>
How hairy is your asshole?
>>
>>730368436
got more ?
>>
>>730368436
I know I was in said thread im a bit of a fan. Was hoping for a 0sec.
>>
>>730367584

Show me your ass
>>
>>730366572
>wns
>>
>>730368512
I can reach it to my mouth but can't fit it in. Neither could friend. I am thinking of setting up a blog or camming?
>>
>>730368335
>saving pictures from an older thread
>pc saves it with a number as filename
>repost in this thread
you are either incredibly dumb or incredibly underage. in either cases, gtfo
>>
What kind of personality type do prefer in a guy (outside of bed)?
>>
>>730368436
Tfw
Collapsible Baby crib in corner.
OP has kid??
>>
Op is a trap
>>
>>730368625
this. i need to know
>>
Damn, from France too.
You're typically the type of girl i'd like to date, can you explain why, just by guessing? :p
>>
>>730368615
a bunch of fucking faggots
>>
>>730368681
Triggered?
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>>730368633
>>730368572
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>>730368721
vote Macron
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>>730368648
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>>730366299
>>730368575
you should do more like this.
there are more guys out there that need to cum you know.
>>
>>730368575
who are you voting for?
>>
>>730368575
can we yee the bottom of your feet plz?
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>>730367923
That's what I'm afraid of. Maybe I'm misreading the situation but I don't want to create some drama, I just want to make a new friend.

Girls are scary.
>>
>>730368501
Acting like you get a joke.
I ain't no bro to a faggot, faggot.
>>
show us your asshole op!
>>
Ass pic? Why no one smart enough to ask for ass pic yet?
>>
>>730364915
Vocaroo?
>>
>>730368672
>but can't fit it in
thats the problem, no one can

you might either be really open about to find a grill thats into dicks that size or hope that the one you end up will be able to handle it kek
>>
>>730368843
sexist much to vote for a woman?
>>
>>730368797
Can you spread your toes really wide. Thanks
>>
>>730368575
but would asking for coffee cold like that work even for a complete stranger met in the streets, in your opinion?
>>
>>730368923
Why do you care, faggot?
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>>730368929
>>
how do you know if a girl likes you?

do girls change their mind on guys or never?

what is your ideal size?

do you like chest hair?
>>
>>730368575
Voudrais tu de moi ? :c
>>
Would you be my friend on Snapchat then? Bud.matyas1337
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Thank you in the name of Dom!
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>>730369001
>ask me anything about love relationships, or advice with girls, rate thread, whatever
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>>730368273
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>>730367584
could you take everything but your socks off and take a picture of you kneeling for me?
>>
>>730369019
Found the beta
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>>730365895
Nice to see you back Kori, how are you doing?


https://discord.gg/bjA7n
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when will you celebrate your 16th birthday?
I wil excitedly wait for you, cutie!
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>>730368982
A vote for Lepen is a vote for Femen and pro-LGBT
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>>730368950
>>acting like you get a joke
>>get a joke
>>joke

The joke is your pathetic life.
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hey i gor here late you still taking requests??
i want a draw of a capybara tonight
>>
>>730369103
>
Show me your ass, please
>>
>>730369103
Obivous not OC
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>>730366432
women like big penises because it feels good.
i don't know what else to say.

>>730366304
boxxy already is m8

>>730366452
conservative families are a pain in the ass. sorry to hear that. if girls like you, it's a bit easier tho: just go for it. but now. you won't seem awkward or weird if you tell the girl you are a bit inexperienced at 23, but at 31, you will. again i speak for myself, a guy without experience doesn't really bother me that much
>>
>>730364915
>Would you be my friend on Snapchat then? Bud.matyas1337

Thanks.
Think I'll post this on Craigslist for gay men hookup
>>
>>730366572
or paper ?
>>
>>730368273
>implying you can do anything
identify me if you can, faggot
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>>730368970
How would i find one?
>>
Do u have skype or Kik?
>>
>>730369322
By not being a beta faggot
>>
>>730364915
Good evening Kori :) good to see u :).. If u must live on a lonely island and water and food is plenty there but no energy. U can choose three things what u can carry with u. What would you choose. Write These three things on your left leg. Br John
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>>730364915
OP delivers. Pics and answers. I like this thread.
>>
>>730369186
are you implying that's somehow bad?
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>>730369249
Face? Face? Faaaaace? Show us ur most beautiful Smiley and your eyes
>>
>>730368575
Currently jacking off to OP. Thank you. So so so much.
>>
>>730368237
More like this!
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>>730369450
Well aren't you just fedorable
>>
OP, do you have any desire to feel close to another person? Trust them with your life?
>>
>>730364915
can you show more of your lips op?
>>
>>730368361
this
>>
>>730369502
Jerking off to this trap makes you a faggot
>>
>>730369322
go on tinder, say that you have a 45 inch cock, maybe make it sound kinda funny.

but dont put a pic of your dick on tinder, it looks creepy

and when you talk with a chick 'warn' her
>>
>ITT: lonely virgins connect with an attention seeking slut on the internet who's just posting ambiguous nudes

Yes, this is the 4chan I remember
>>
>>730369322
Why do you keep posting pictures of your dick? How much attention do you want? Even the girl that made this thread is less of an attention whore than you are.
>>
Hey OP, do you find that these threads turn you on? Are you exhibitionist?
>>
>>730369617
you can be reported and banned from tinder if you upload nudes, remember that
>>
Le Pen or Macron?
>>
>>730369249

First message to you Kori, seen you pop up a few times and always interesting to read your threads.

Like your art too

Be me 21 y/o non virgin but never dated someone. Both guys/girls and transgenders have said they have been in love with me but only into girls.

It was never in person always so long distance bs, any idea what I might be doing wrong.
>>
>>730369486
I do
>>
ok so i've been hanging out with this girl and we were dating at first. but she decided she wanted to see other people. she said that i was her best friend, but we still have sex. she makes jokes about fucking other people, and she had some guy over on Thursday. shes not my girlfriend. but i would like for us to have an exclusive relationship. but she doesn't seem to think i'm good enough. she'll occasionally ask me why she doesn't like me. (like i would know) how should i go about sparking the real relationship?
>>
>>730369628
jelly much?
>>
>>730369619
Yea, you're the shitposting faggot we remember
>>
>>730369322
lul can't even timetamp. srsly kys
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Rate me
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>>730369628
it's probably not even his dick
>>
>>730369103
Can i get a "tut mir leid Dom" this time?
:)
>>
>>730366117
With chopsticks
>>
>>730369706
macron read thread
>>
face please !
>>
>>730369628
CAuse I was hoping would say they liked it.
>>
>>730369753
nobody likes a man-child 1/10
>>
>>730369751
Hey moron, those pics aren't him
>>
>>730369322
Post another hard one please ;)
>>
>>730369714
You will never date this girl seriously. Trust me from personal experiences. Get over her as fast as possible.
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>>730369711
go away bigot Kori is bisexual so fuck off from her thread
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How would viagra work on a woman?
>>
>>730369744
Nah. Just curious honestly.
>>
>>730369821
We let you post here though?
>>
>>730369753
Faggot/10
>>
>>730369753
midget skull shape/10
>>
>>730369249
Show asshole
>>
>>730369753
Dye your beard. You're too young/not dressed properly to pull of the distinguished look.
>>
>>730369753
Hipster faggot gtfo
>>
>>730369842
ofc not lul
>>
>>730369322
>>730368287
>>730367941
>>730367425
>>730367009
Why is it that anytime a cool grill finds her way onto /b you attention whore faggots feel the need to spam dick pics? Nobody wants to see that ugly shit let alone a random girl that gives zero shits about you.
>>
>>730369867
i'm bisexual and alt-right, i don't see the problem
>>
>>730369699
yes and it will reduce your chance for matches dramatically, so it poitnless either way
>>
>>730369870
Lower their blood pressure
>>
>>730369753
Man child/1
>>
>>730369949
stop bitching and post yours too
>>
Question to you Kori; how common do you think confidence is and how much do you value it?
>>
Kori needs a mind fuck first, before she will accept Alpha man during sex.
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>>730369949
Hello white knight
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>>730370029
Did you just assume that anons gender?
>>
I've been best friends with this girl for 3 years and last week she came to me and we started making out and she fell asleep in my arms. For a few days she wouldn't talk to me and now she pretends like Nothing happened. She's always trying to hang on my arm and be in my personal space and its really bothering me because she knew how lonely and miserable I was and I thought she might be someone to hold on to. Now I can't look at her without being so angry. So what I'm going to ask is should I cut all ties or remain friends? Thanks in advance.
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>>730369980
'alt-right' isn't a thing
stop pushing this degenerate meme
>>
Show pic with "tut mir leid Dom" written on paper
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>>730369805
you are glorious, scary but amazing.
would ride/10
>>
>>730370118
Cut ties, it'll only get worse
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>>730366647
sorry to say that, but she was probably with him before.
anyway, you weren't wrong anon. you weren't right either, but if she was your girlfriend, if she loved you, if you loved her, it's totally normal to be upset like that. it's human. if she didn't like it, okay, but don't blame yourself. break ups are hard.

>>730366673
m-maybe?

>>730366690
single mom? just go for it anon. trust me. and again, has many anon mentioned before, make her laugh. be funny, don't stress about the subjects that she like to talk about or anything, how are you supposed to know anything about her if you don't know her yet? show her you are a great person aside from the interests you may have in common

>>730366775
it does. it's not the most important thing, but it does. don't stress it though, from what i've seen, /b/ and men in general overestimate a lot the importance of the size of the dick.
>>
>>730370113
am I being detained?
>>
>>730370118
Only thing you should cut is your throat, you depressed fuck
>>
>>730370134
>says something is "degenerate"
>posts spongebob pics thinking it's funny
/
>>
>>730370237
Don't do it again or you might be mistaken for an sjw
>>
>>730370228
forgot to link you to my request derp

here :
>>730369217
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>>730370118
Cut her out of your life for now and when she comes back just use her for sex and whatnot until she gets mad and leaves. She'll eventually come back though so just keep doing it until she leaves for good.
>>
>>730367941
way to small
>>
>>730369016
Is that a writing desk? I love those things.
>>
>>730370202
Agreed.
Would let gf bang out of 10
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>>730370285
xd gottem!
>>
>>730370285
Something wring with spongebob, faggot?
>>
>>730370228
Can we see you spread your vagina please?
>>
>>730370228
Kori, why do you do this ?

Why do you come here and answer questions and post pics of you almost naked ?
>>
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>>730370029
Me when I'm soft, i'm super insecure about how small they are.
>>
>>730370214
Yeah, its only getting worse. I'm just so lonely man.
>>
>>730370444
Kori must abide trips
>>
>>730369851
I dont think the others are enjoying it much.
>>
Put Color pens as much as you can inside your pussy !!write for John on paper.
>>
If you chat on kek add ArsenicD. Youre a babe, and interesting. Im 21
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