Ask a guy that just bought the unicorn frappuccino from

why

yo is it nice?

Why are parts of your nigger hands white?

>>730357202
>Anything

Where can I find a quality example of portal rendering?

main flavor?

When did you first know you were gay?

>>730357254
Wanted to see if the hate was justified. It was pretty fucking good
>>730357269
Worth the money anon

>>730357202
how does it feel to be a faggot now?

>>730357202
Why are you a faggot?

>>730357202
would you buy it again?

>>730357202
How often do you clip your finger nails?

>>730357202
Why do you have nails like a bitch?

Is it way too sugary, or is it no more sugary than the other drinks?

>>730357202
W-why are your fingers so dark, anon? A bad sun burn? A lab accident?

>>730357322
Have you checked stackexchange? They have good examples with openGL
>>730357333
It's a berryish flavor
>>730357335
When?

black dudes keep their nails long, it's gross and I have no clue why they do this

What is the meaning of life?

>>730357503
>>730357492

He's black. He's an alpha male. His nails grow quick. So fucking what, whiteboi?

>>730357202
Are you a faggot?

>>730357202
How long have apes been able to drive cars and get served at starbucks?

>>730357202
Buying non-caffeine beverages from StarBucks
KYS my nigger

What's the biggest cock you've taken up your faggot ass?

>>730357614
>long
You seriously think these are long nails? Wow. Do you zealously trim them to the core every day or what? (Not OP, incidentally.)

>>730357663
>drinks homofuel for breakfast
>alpha male
Pick one, anon.

>>730357427
Problably won't. Not a regular coffee guy
>>730357565
Honestly, it's not sickly sweet like most drinks at Starbucks
>>730357492
I clip them when the whites are too noticeable. Aside from that, I just trim them
>>730357503
Does it make me look sexy anon?

>>730357754
I don't trim them everyday, but if your nails are that long you are pretty gross.

>>730357202
Been out of that shit for days son. Your a liar and a cunt

>>730357663
If he wasn't an lazy unhygienic nigger, he would take the time to clip them more often. He has time to order purple drink at the coffee shop, he should have time to clip his disgusting fingernails.

>>730357702
Ever since I bought my first car at 19 with my hard earned money
>>730357711
Don't hate bro
>>730357657
Nothing, free time is you time anon
>>730357570
It's the production of melanin in the skin

Blaggot

>>730357759
I'm sorry you're too socially awkward to go to Starbucks and grab yourself a drink and have to live vicariously through people's experiences on 4chan. :(

>>730357202
Don't lie we all know u stole it u nigger.

>>730357861
It's only gross if you let dirt get under them, or when they're ragged/chewed up. But apparently I'm a strange minority for thinking this. TIL.

>>730357993
>It's the production of melanin in the skin
Ah, so lab accident caused hyper melanin production. Shitty superpower, anon.

>>730357202
Do you believe in God?

>>730357909
>unhygienic
Do you cut your nails down to the point that there is not the slightest hint of white?

>>730358031
>thinks all black guys are alpha males
>calls people on the internet "socially awkward"
Bro, you should call your psychiatrist and schedule some extra appointments.

>>730358168
Clean neatly trimmed nails. Let's see yours anon >>730357909

>>730358191
You're trying too hard, whiteboi.

Do you mind if I steal the pic so I can claim it's me and see if my friends don't catch that it's a black guy instead of me, a not black guy?

>>730357202
How does contracting gayabetes feel?

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>>730357202
>the act of slaying a unicorn will cause the drinker to suffer a cursed life
gl op

>>730358161
You're your own god, no one else can judge you but yourself. Live your life the way you want to (as long as it doesn't go against laws of the land of course)

>>730358271
Is that what you say every time someone shits in your mouth? Must happen often with that weak ass defense.

>>730358416
Let me rephrase that question. Do you believe in any sort of Intelligent Creator? Higher Power?

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Do you like this nail?

>>730358356
Edgy

>>730357202
If you became a criminal what is the first thing you'd do? If you are a criminal what is it like?

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>>730357202
NIGGER GTFO MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>730357202
does it taste like anal lube fired into the cup from a faggots asshole?

>>730357202
Sorry I don't talk to niggers.

>>730358356
My father has diabetes and that honestly worries me. I haven't developed or exhibited any signs of it but I try to keep count of how much sugar I eat

>>730357202
Do you feel like a meme yet? Can you feel the meme running through your bloodstream yet?

>>730357202
dude can you describe the taste? i've never been to starbucks before

Do they use real unicorns or unicorn substitute?

I only go for real, myself. I don't trust lab-made chemicals.

>>730357202
>ask a nigger
why

>>730357202
What is the most racist thing someone has done to you?

>>730358696
Pink nail with chipped whites. Trim them and you'll be alright

who is your daddy and why is he eli manning

>>730359309
I don't like memes
>>730359341
Uhhh berryish milky taste. Not what I expected and pleasantly soothing. Unicorn barf is pretty alright

>>730359302
Considering you just downed the equivalent syrupy sugar content of sucking an abortion from Aunt Jamima like a bong hit.. You can't be monitoring it that closely.

>>730359377
Uhhhh honestly, getting called a nigger on here I guess. I'm a pretty chill dude to everyone I meet so I don't get racist remarks (to my face at least)

>>730359577
You'd be surprised

>>730357335
when he took his first sip

>>730359108
I'd probably steal some earphones from the Apple Store. Mine are starting to rip

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>>730359485
And what about this? {Is it not for your skin colour}

>>730358696
finger me with it

Did you pay for that?

Ewwww your hands are like really really dirty.

>>730358069
>TIL.

This isn't reddit kid fuck off

watermeln, grape soda, ooga booga

>>730359975
Wish to do it
>>730360107
I'm just out of work

>>730359542
>I don't like memes
gtfo

>>730357202
Does is just taste like candy or is it like coffee?

>>730357202
I'm sorry on behalf of these anons, anon

They aren't really racist, they're just pretending for the memes

-

Is it good? Really good?

>>730359923
Kinda dirty anon. But pink nails, you go girl

>>730360893
It's really good bro, try it when you get the chance

>>730357317
Because everybody had a little good in them

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OP how hard is it to get an ape to hold a starbucks? What zoo even let you do this?

>>730360893
>I'm sorry on behalf of these anons, anon
Cringe

>>730360893
Dont speak for everyone else its rude you stupid ape supporter.

>>730360988
From the articles I've read about apes, they have incredible clinging strength compared to the average human

>>730358031
>being this much of a jewish cuck.
kill yourself faggot.

>>730361087
It's okay anon, I forgive you

Everyone keeps saying it's like really bitter and chemical tasting... I really wanted to try it out but wasn't sure if spending money on fucking starbucks was justified here );

>>730360893
>pretending for the memes
You sound so cringey and autistic anf /b is actually filled with nigger haters

>>730357202
Disgusting ashey nigger hands

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>>730360893
If I had the choice of ruining the starbucks guy/ape/monkey/car sasquatch's life or yours, id defo ruin yours.

>>730361226
It's worth it anon. I certainly didn't taste any sort of chemicles and it certainly was not bitter

>>730357202
Does it in fact make you crave a dick in your ass.

>>730361379
will try if i ever get a chance, then (:

>>730361286
I'm not sure where my hand looks ashy anon

Why do people go to Starbucks?

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>>730357202
I had one last Friday. Did you find it as underwhelming and overrated as I did? All people on fb kept talking about was how much sugar it has and it was mostly tart and flavorless. I thought it was supposed to taste like marshmallows and cotton candy.

I'll tell you what was the best frap ever at Starbucks, the strawberries and cream. That shit was good af, and less calories.

>>730361439
No but the lack of it apparently does in your case

>>730361536
I agree. I certainly didn't understand what the hate was about involving this frapp. I also agree with you on the strawberries and cream, that shit is amazing

>>730357614
They can't afford nail clippers. Nail clippers are a white privilege

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>>730357202
Now that you have "outed" yourself. How many cocks have you sucked and do you ALWAYS swallow?

>>730361673
>I don't go to Starbucks because it defines my manhood.
Looks like you're the only faggot in here so far.

>>730361665
That was pretty edgy

>>730357202
I see you live in p.a. are black and drive a honda civic... I'll be seeing you soon

>>730362239
I don't, but I would like to visit

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Original non shopped ape hand image.

>>730362239
Even if that were true, are you even vaguely aware of how many black guys there are living in wherever p.a. is driving a Honda Civic? And why would you be seeing him soon? To suck his dick you smarmy faggot?

>>730363398
Why defend yourself in 3rd person OP, you did it earlier as well.

>>730363398
Previous anon really wants the BBC anon. Don't blame him

>>730363456
I'm op though
>>730363398
This anon isn't

>>730357202
What is it like to be living a cursed, half life now that the blood of a unicorn has touched your lips?

>>730363797
I'm honestly surprised that this thread is still going

>>730363797
Fuck off im real OP, it was me that stole an ape from Philly zoo and fucking trained it to go into starbucks and order unicorn frapps, I dont even give a fuck that he didnt get change. I took the picture and ran mate. fucking ran.

hows it feel to post a troll thread

>>730357202
How did you get it on Monday when they stopped selling them on Sunday?

>>730357202
Nigga clip your fingernails, goddamn. It's always the darker black dudes that don't take care of their personal hygiene for some reason

>>730360973
Underrated post

>>730357317
Everyone has pale hands, it's an area that lacks melanin. Because whites generally lack melanin all over it's less noticeable.

Ahahahahah OP is getting roasted to death. Christ, I mean like one half of the comments are the usual edgy nigger memes and the other half is making fun of his poor personal grooming lol

I work at Starbucks, just please stop fucking buying this monstrosity

>>730364953
We sell them until the supplies run out

>>730365399
I havent seen a single meme anywhere you massive fag.

>>730364009
Right

>>730357317
>>730360973
>sides have achieved low earth orbit

Is it like 20 bucks like everything else there?

>>730365399
Roasted to death is a bit extreme

Ok, now go to my thread about yesterday dinner fking anons

>>730365670
$4.79 or somewhere around that. It was a small if that counts as anything

>>730365788
What kind of dinner was it anon?

>>730365897
With sister of my friend, him, his fuckfriend, me n another male friend. Talking about my sex adventure to these girls, with him just there

>>730365575
Wipe the cum outta your eyes then, goyim

>>730366121
Lol sounds like most of the people there were pretty comfortable with each other

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Do you look like a bitch?

>>730357202
Fucking nigger

i work at starbucks

this shit is literally cancer. fucking tweens and soccer moms coming in every single day asking if we have that unicorn bullshit and no of fucking course we don't.

Not only does it taste like shit but it also was released just after we had a huge company-wide initiative to "go back to our coffee-shop roots". The god damn irony.

>>730365438
223**** here

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>>730357202
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Hello my brothers, how art thou?

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>>730361673
>*****Illegal move in the thread****

Poster can NOT insult another poster while also using reaction image with a 9gag watermark

>>730360973
Hey I've read that joke before. Do you read too?

>>730357202
how did the plantation go

>>730366574
The fuck you attention seeking faggot? Go make some friends

>>730365399
Duuuude totally roasted spit style roflmao gimme some dap my fagolio

>>730357202
Dude i want one now

>>730358696
is that weed nug remnants on that nail?

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I don't get why people actually buy this expensive ass coffee garbage? Am I just old? Why you kids gotta be spendin' like 5 bucks on a shitty coffee ice cream smoothie?

>>730357202
Can I have my bike back?