>be me 23 year old neet >haven't left house in months

clean the place or get out.

>>730353264
have you tried getting your fucking life together?

Clean up the place and get out

nigga you gonna regret things like that when you get older. do something faggot

Nothing you can do but clean your fucking house put down the bong you crusty

>>730353340
>>730353351
>>730353358
>>730353485
How do you clean? What should I start with?

>>730353264
you don't want him breaking in on your baiting time, so clean the place up.

or find some wannabe waifu to clean it up for you.

hire someone through craigslist or off the street corner where the laborers gather. Usually its all guys, but they might know a demi-waifu who will clean for cheap.

>>730353764
Where do I start cleaning? The kitchen? The room?

>>730353751
get some large trash bags. fill them with trash. then climb into a dumpster with one of the empty bags. get into the bag. tie it shut from the inside.

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>>730354169
This is what I'm working with

>>730353264
>go to landlords office when they are there
>announce presence
>set hair on fire
>put out flames with icepick
>???
>never shitpost pin /b/ again

It's your only option, anon

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>>730354327

>>730354327
pour rubbing alcohol over all of it to sterilize the dishes. pour it on yourself as well. light a candle to cover the smell.

Fucking put your garbage in a trash bag.

Fill the sink with hot water and a squirt of washing up liquid.
Put dishes in the sink.

Ffs

>>730354463
turn the fan on high.
spread your ass in front of the fan.
???
profit.

>>730354327
its too far gone. you're going to have to burn that mother fucker down.

>>730353264
Seriously,
First get some bags and fill them with thrash, just collect thrash and fill the bag, throw it away.
After you have gotten rid of all the thrash and useless shit, start to organize stuff, it takes time and patience but just do it don't be fucking lazy, also buy shit load of energy drinks keep u motivated.

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>>730354732
Aren't we supposed to recycle cardboard and plastics?

>>730354463
throw out all of your garbage dumbass spray some frebreeze take the dust off that fuckin fan stop drinkin that hawaiian punch that shit puts holse in yer brain

get big heafty bags put all the trash in them bin them then do the dishes and wash your clothes open a window start to hover then mop the floor then just look around anything that looks dirty proseed to clean

>>730353264
https://discord.gg/Ycq9yyX

>>730353264
Sauce

>>730353264
Kill yourself

>>730353751
Are you fucking retarded? Just clean the dishes an pick up the trash. It's not rocket science

>>730353264

how does this work? I have 4 days to pay or I get fined $50. I would've been evicted if I were you...

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What dishes should I wash first? Is there an order?

Please post a pic of yourself, I wanna know if you're as gross as I imagine you are.

Fucking degen.

>>730353264
Learn your rights as a tenant you fucking NEET

>>730354983
If you live in cuckifornia sure, otherwise who gives a flying fuck. Throw that shit out

I'm going to need a picture of your fridge, OP.

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>>730355388

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>>730355523

>>730353264
SAUCE

>>730355678
Where's the ketchup and video games?

>>730353264
the easiest way is to throw everything away and then buy new stuff, if you dont want it to get like that again just dont own as much stuff

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>>730353264
Clean the place you twat

>>730355678
There's the sour cream I was looking for!

Reminds of that other anon a couple o' years ago that didn't clean up and referred to as it's own ecosystem.

>>730355779
Ketchup is gross, and I sit on /b/ all day

>>730353264
only buy stuff to put in your fridge if you intend to use it within one week

>>730355678
Why are you putting a bowl with food and a spoon in the fucking fridge? you mong

>>730355852
the drain flies were great.

>>730353264
it really doesn't seem that bad. i know its overwhelming but just get moving and you'll be done faster than you anticipate

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>>730355388

are you really this retarded?

Damn dude, clean that shit up. Start with one of the rooms first, then go from there. Google if you need help you got this

>>730355868
You're the cancer that is ruining /b/.

>>730355388
No nigga, put your phone down and start cleaning that shit

>>730356027
He's probably a banana poster

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>>730355923
I'm saving it for later

>>730355388
1. Throw away all the garbage and waste food i.e. pepsi can and what not
2. Clean the dishes in the sink first
3. All other dishes so you now can use the sink to clean them
4. Kys

>>730353351
This.

Clean up, you fucking slob. Also, keep your landlords place kempt. It's their fucking house your just paying to sit your fat lame ass down in it. Get the fuck up, get a job, pay your rent, and clean up after yourself you sloppy fucking twit.

>>730356152
Most likely

Work 15 minutes at a time. Break down the work into smaller tasks, don't look at the big picture. Goto the store and buy sponges, all purpose cleaner, 3 rolls of paper towels, trash bags, whisk broom, dish soap, a package of dishcloths, and some air freshener. Pick up trash, don't worry about recycling. Remember your goal is not to be homeless. Wash dishes. Spray down all flat surfaces in the house with all purpose cleaner. Wipe up the crud with paper towels and 1 of the sponges. Fill sink with hot water add generous amount of dish soap, start with silverware and utensils, then cups, then bowls, then plates, then pot and pans. Change water frequently, use dish cloths on the small stuff, sponge/scrubber on pots and pans. Rinse all suds. Go through fridge and throw out all spoiled food, expured foid, clean any messed, drip. Scrub toilet, sink and bathtub. Use damp cloth to dust. Vaccuum/sweep, then mop. Ladt but not least run laundry, fold clothes, make bed. There you are all done. Should take about 4-5 hrs to do all that if you hustle.

>>730356190
You fat, smelly, lazy retard.
Clean up your shit and fuck off.

>>730353264
quit being useless and give me the fucking sauce on that gif

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>>730356506
Silverware first

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>landlord
>your mother

i see whats going on here

>>730355053
>>freebreeze