Any parents here? What's a good solution for blocking porn

>>730339353
Let them watch porn you fucking dumb pice of shit its healthy for them
Fuck you hypocrite "watch them myself only" off yourself dickhead

>>730339526
>Let them watch porn
9&11 year old dickhead

probably block porn across your network and have an exception only for the MAC address of the clients you wish to access the wonders of pornography

>>730339628
>block porn across your network
how?

>>730339626
Let them watch anyway

>>730339626
>9&11
>9/11
Sure uncle osama

>>730339676
high end routers have such features.

check out this example from asus - http://ec2-54-202-251-7.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com/AiProtection_WebProtector.asp

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>>730339626

>>730339778
too young man

>>730339353
Do you actually know they are even looking for it?

>>730339915
jsut let them use tor sites, maybe cam a little..

>>730339871
thanks anon

>>730339932
No they are not but I don't want them running into it. I don't know, like they are searching for birds for homework and they google tits or something, you know?

>>730339353
>k9webprotection.com/
Not the best but also not the worst. Has a god variety of categories to block.
The kids will eventually watch porn, but you might as well make them sweat for it. Make a difficult password and let it be. If they are smart as to decipher the password you can still use some keylog to see if they were watching porn.

Would use better psychology for the effect. IF boys, start teaching them about the sexual deceases. How their dick will turn out of they fuck a venomous slut. Give them a pack of condoms and say that better to have and not use it than needing and not having.

>>730340278
>k9webprotection.com
Thanks anon, I'll check it out.

When they get to the right age there's not a big problem of them watching porn, but not when they are this young.

Let them watch porn. The only reason why a parent might want to block porn to their kid is to maintain a sense of control and authority. That urge is understandable, but it's simply not what you owe to your child by, you know... Making it exist.

Sexual maturity comes way before the age of 18, and your kids are inevitably going to start masturbating. I started when I was around 12 and... well I turned out shit but that's not what caused my life to spiral doenwards.

You can either not talk about it and let them start fapping when they naturally reach the point where they start to develop sexual maturity or you can impose your own authoritarian rules based on how comfortable you personally are with your children's inevitable leap to adulthood.

There is a chrome extension that can block porn and gore sites. On phone there isnt much to do since they can use data, but by then they should be old enough to experiment.

>>730340443
Sure thing.

Still teach them about the consequences. Like said before, eventually they will enter the degenerate world, best to do is give them a sword and shield to explore that world themselves and reach own conclusions.

Also creating a trust bond about the topic with your kids, for example teaching them about how it is only natural but can also lead to lots of problems, will make them think twice when fucking around. They will think about how you trusted them and only want their best, instead of a "you are not allowed to do anything" type of deal.

My mother is a Medic and thought me all those things when was little. With medical photos and the whole deal. Turned out pretty good, she even handed me the condoms when was about 12. Never did anything until 18.

>>730340757
this

>>730340757
>They will think about how you trusted them and only want their best, instead of a "you are not allowed to do anything" type of deal.
Good point and that's what I'm aiming for anon but at the same time I want to protect them from accidental exposure. Not necessarily full on porn videos but if they happen to google "lemon party" I don't want them running into this
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=lemon+party&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj7g9mXir3TAhUFLpQKHbfKAUQQ_AUICCgB&biw=1440&bih=794

>>730340743
>chrome extension that can block porn and gore sites
Thanks anon

>>730340994
Why would they google lemon party?

>>730340994
>mfw used to have my futanari porn on the download folder when was only around 12.
>Pretty sure my parents saw that.
>mfw can't find that sex-slave self-suck video I fapped to no end.

>>730341123
They wouldn't. It was just an example. You know what I mean. It could be lemon party or lovely dog or licking cats or whatever a child could google that could turn up with the results that I wouldn't want them to see. Get it?

>>730340471
Depends on people, m8. I started watcning it when i was 10, watched it 2-3 times a day and now i have some sick fetish such as pissing on a bitch before fucking her ass and slapping the shit out of her. I can guarantee you if i had parents that had given a fuck about all that i wouldnt be this way. I had sex ed by playing leisure suit larry and gta.

>>730341245
Like they could be looking for a glue supplier for a project and look up bondage, or maybe they want to know what a cat tastes like and look up pussy licking, or maybe they want to join a water polo team and look up watersports.
That sort of thing?

>>730341245
They gonna find naked pics and models etc anyways and porn soon enough. Maybe keep it on for a few years until theyre both at least 12.

>>730339353
There is no real way to block all porn. If you want it you can find it anywhere so you'd have to pretty much block the whole internet to completely get rid of it.

But good idea wanting your kids to look at that shit in secret. It's what everyone does after all so it must be the way to go. And when they grow up they'll become pretentious asshats like you.

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>>730341334
>leisure suit larry
played that game so much but never managed to finish it

>>730341391
>That sort of thing?
exactly. Innocent search terms, fucked up results

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>>730339353
There is no reliable way to block porn
Porn blockers also block plenty of non-porn content

PROTIP: if you put porn on their browser home page, they will not view it accidentally.

>>730341462
You're an idiot. When the age comes they can look at porn but they are too young. They won't go looking for porn at this age but I want to protect them from accidental exposure.

>>730341245
Yeah, cause that will sure make them want to see it.

Instead of hiding everything as most people do to avoid their responsibility you could actually teach your children how to deal with things properly. But for that you'd have to have learned that yourself first.

>>730341664
>Instead of hiding everything as most people do to avoid their responsibility
What is it that you idiots don't get? I don't want a 9 year old to run into gay sex or bondage or whatever. 9 year old is too young to talk to about sex/internet.

>>730341658
So what age is the right age? Most kids have probably already seen porn at the age your kids are at now. Even if they're not actively looking for it some other kid will shove it in their face anyway.

Again, you could help them deal with this properly and avoid them becoming retards who think that what they see in porn is what sex is like in real life. Or you can make a huge deal out of it by blocking all access which will just lead to them watching it in secret and all the issues that come with it.

>>730341437
That's what I mean man. It's not like I'm gonna forbid them watching porn when they're 15-16 or something. They will watch porn eventually which is OK but I don't want them to see lemon party kinda shit at this age.

>>730341777
Ruined trips

>>730341777
Man, fucking prudish americans. If your kids trust you they might eventually talk to you about it, cause they value your advice and experience and shit. But if you're trying to keep things hidden from them they'll just stumble upon them anyway but will make sure to keep it hidden from you. Cause you think that something's so wrong with it that you're actively blocking it, so you're probably not the right person to talk to about it.

>>730341892
>So what age is the right age?
I don't know but I know 9 is not the right age. They have good friends, they've been raised properly, they love & trust me, share everything with me but they are too young even to start talking to them about it properly. How do you even break this to a 9 year old? I mean they ask us first before even installing anything but accidental viewing and explaing to a 9 year old that animal porn is wrong?

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>>730339353
Dude, they have already seen your 'Modern Cuck" magazine stash, and are planning to take you down and turn out your wife.

>>730342106
>they'll just stumble upon them anyway
What's wrong with trying to delay that?

>>730339353
They will never "stumble" across scat, gore, etc. while watching regular porn. I had to go out of my way to specifically search for it as a kid (discovered internet at 12, now 24).
TL;DR stop being a faggot.

We use Norton Family. Pretty easy to configure remotely, easy to monitor, free.

Ignore the retards who say it's cool for kids to get into porn. Getting into porn too early can really fuck up their sexual and psychological development and prevent them from connecting with their romantic interests.

>>730341892
> Most kids have probably already seen porn at the age your kids are at now.
My kids are 9, 10, and 12. If you think most kids at this age have already seen porn, you've been watching too much television and/or hanging out in /b/ too much.

>>730342304
12 and not seen porn yet? You're the problem

>>730339353
Talk to your kids about it and impart your values. Tell them that you can't monitor everything, but that they need to learn how to regulate their desires to grow up properly. When it is time, they are going to discover it, no matter what you do...so talk to them about it first.

>>730342304
>Norton Family
You sure? I'll check it out but last time I used norton was years ago because it fucks up the cpu/ram

>If you think most kids at this age have already seen porn, you've been watching too much television and/or hanging out in /b/ too much.

This. Those neets think internet consists of b and trap porn

>>730340055
Google has a safety feature that has to be turned off to get human breasts over the Tit bird.

>>730342106
Parents have the right to raise their kids as they see fit, as long as they do not break any laws. What part of that don't you "I started having sex at age 12" Eurofags get? Now you know why we have a God Emperor for President and you are stuck with a pathetic Merkl.

>>730342341
>12 year old daughter well-shielded from the internet
>I'm the problem

Nigger, you're so fucking stupid that you probably could find your ass with both hands.

>>730342425
Norton Family is a separate product from their AV software. It runs pretty quietly in the background, no issues for me.

>>730342304
>My kids are 9, 10, and 12. If you think most kids at this age have already seen porn, you've been watching too much television and/or hanging out in /b/ too much.
You must be new to the internet or something. Also sex ed is at age 10 in any developed country.

>>730342525
>It runs pretty quietly in the background, no issues for me.
Ok thanks anon, I'll check it out.

>>730342520
don't knock it till you've tried it, homeslice
and if you did, you didn't doitrite

Do what I do with my little ones: screen the internet yourself. The standard filters miss a lot.
Just print out every webpage in existence, put it in three ring binders, remove objectionable content.
You can keep the screened stuff as rewards for the darlings. When our little Abigail finishes her vegetables she gets one gore or scat picture.

>>730342659
>sex ed is at age 10 in any developed country.
that doesn't mean they can start watching porn at 10

>>730342525
>Nigger, you're so fucking stupid that you probably could find your ass with both hands.
You're a adorable, repressed twat. Thankfully your kids will grow up resenting you for your needless over-protection from what is really their brainless father. Also it's really funny you think it's okay to call people nigger and yet something as natural as sex needs to be hidden. KYS faggot, you already did the world a disfavour by breeding.

>>730342659
Awww, aren't you adorable, projecting your own fucked-up depravity to the rest of the world. Believe it or not, there are responsible parents who don't plug their kids into the internet just to avoid parents. Also, sex ed does not equal porn. Thanks for playing.

>>730342807
Quite a lovely little shit salad you've put together there. My kids know about sex. They can and do ask questions all the time. Protecting them from the cesspool that is the internet is not over-protection. And yes, you are a nigger, too stupid to converse without your fedora and expert knowledge of sexual development. Run along back to your granny porn before grandma comes down with your Pop Tarts before school.

>>730339353
OP, retards like this are exactly why you need protection for your kids. Sexual curiosity is one thing. Encountering neckbearded fuckwits like this one are far more dangerous and more likely for your kids to encounter on adult sites.

>>730343205
Thanks anon, you know what I'm talking about

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ITT:

kissless virgin btards advising a parent that he should let his young children watch porn because 'muh liberties'.
idiots.

man, I've got 3 kids and I've got something similar to anon up there with his Norton Family (Sky safe Shield). It blocks access to a shit load of stuff. If I want to look at porn or browse this cess-pool, I use a proxy like an damn adult.

I figure if they can also do that, then they're old enough to look at porn. Lazy parenting, probably, but sometimes the simplest ideas are the best.

>>730340757
She told you because she didnt think you would have sex little beta

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>>730339353
If you have Firefox or Chrome, there are add-ons to block that stuff, that's what I'll be doing. When they do get to the point where you're comfortable letting them watch, emphasize that studio porn is bullshit and the amateur stuff is where they can actually learn to have sex in a way where they will do it well. Faked porn where it's people doing dumb shit like facials with giant pumped dicks won't show em anything besides "it's only about men, blah blah fag shit"

As my father used to say when I was "of age"...
"Give them one, and you're good, give them two and you're great. Give them 4 or more and you're a God."

>>730344667
Thanks anon

>I figure if they can also do that, then they're old enough to look at porn. Lazy parenting, probably, but sometimes the simplest ideas are the best.
Exactly this, my parents never told me shit but never prevented either and it was until I found out sneakily by myself.
If they're smart to access porn without my knowledge then they deserve it, just don't let me catch you or else you'll have nice fun with my belt.

>>730345735
>>730344667
For this post soz

windows / linux
there is a hosts file /etc/hosts on linux
it can contain a list of filters aka blacklisted websites.
find a hosts file for porn and for proxies and put it on their computer. then create an account for them with no right whatsoever.

if they are using tablets, setup a raspberry pi to act as a wifi hotspot and do the same thing.

a good hosts list here :
http://someonewhocares.org/hosts/

>>730339526
I was babysitting these two kids once. They are probably on here too.
Anyway horrible kids kept asking me to play Minecraft and what not.
The mom comes home so I'm helping with cleaning the kids start fucking the house up. And the mom losses it. After she screamed at the oldest he then looked at her with a stupid face "mom. I want the new gta5" she then say's she's going to turn off the WiFi now. Then he goes nuts. It was obvious as fuck. I left after that train wreck.
Ever way porn rotts children's brains.