just got done with a 1 hours fap session, how did you spend

>>730336209
afternoon here

I was going to bash you on the quality of that weed, but apon further inspection it appears you have something seriously wrong with you.
Good day

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>>730336209
why the fuck do you have beats....faggot

>>730336209
Is that horse manure crumbled up on your desk?

>>730336209

It's hard for me to differenciate between the horse shit and the Beats Headphones.

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>>730336446
yeah fresh horse doodoo, smells good, still warm

>>730336209
thats poorly grown

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>>730336209
nice desk!

>>730336558
OMFG thats what that is!

>>730336558
doodoo

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>>730336544

>>730336558
please smoke some

the most disgusting thing about this picture isnt the massive pile of shit on your desk, or the cum soaked fleshlight, NOR the 2 pictures of girls riding horses that you obviously jacked off to, but those terribly overpriced and shitty headphones.

>>730336209
Explain.

Spent last night playing Star Wars RP in Garry's mod

Dubs and you smoke a joint of that horse shit weed

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>>730336572

>>730336209
The beats are by far the most disgusting thing about that.

>>730336662
Well, you really cant expect horsefuckers to be informed consumers.

>>730336209
what the fuck is on your table? a pile of shit?

>>730336755
nah the weed looks more disgusting

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>>730336209
get some proper headphones you stupid cunt!

>>730336209
What a great picture. How long did it take you to set that up?

>>730336736
roll

>>730336668

i fap while looking at horses and sniffing their shit. horsegirls have to be present tho. i always image the horses taking huge shits while they dont even react cause theyre so used to it. makes me fucking diamonds

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>>730336209
shit is on some paper you normie, put it in the fleshlght, show us you fucking it and giving a fresh load, then you'll be real man.

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>>730336558
>doodoo

>>730336975
sorry, re-explain, i can't believe

>>730336209
Why is there a small amount of horse shit on top of the peanut butter jar?

Did you put a little bit of PB on the roof of your mouth so you can do the same mouth movements as Mr Ed?

Is the horse shit there to stop you from overindulging in more?

>>730336975
No fucking way

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>>730337074
it tastes good too but scratches the shit out of your throat so I just smell it. the fresher the better.

>>730337095
well, in order to smell it while looking at the pics i had to elevate it a little, the peanutbutter was just laying around. i also use it as a smell neutralizer, because your nose gets used to the smell so it loses its effect after a while

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>>730337133

>>730337133
dubs, you have to eat it

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>>730337100

What

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>>730337133
how's it taste?

>>730336209
Where do you get the horse shit?

>>730337133
wow, bet your parents are proud!

>>730337166
I can smell horse shit within a few hundred metres and you can't smell the huge pile you have on your desk?

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>>730337133
PB n' shit sandwich?

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>>730337259
from a horse

>>730337133
Post a time stamp or this is pasta

>>730337177
guess it has to be eaten now

>>730337332
>being this new

>>730337381
How new are you?

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>>730337133

>>730336341
kekekekekek

>>730337177
>>730337377
Double dubs confirms it, eat shit OP

OP is too busy eating horse shit...
Guess this is /thread

>>730337411
>>730337381
>newfags arguing about who's newer

>>730337468
fucking kek

>>730336341
>weed
thats horseshit....

>>730336209
Were you fapping to horses?

>>730337381
>>730337411
>>730337514
>Yeah well newer fags then me are newer so who are you to say

screencap this shit

>>730337558
Learn to read you fucking inbred

>>730336209
>the cum on the desk next to the mouth hole
I keep finding things to laugh at. Thanks OP.

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>>730337133
Can you make veggieburgers out of it?

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>>730336209

>>730336658
This

>>730337287
horse shit doesnt smell at all. it actuallx has a very mild smell. its different when we talk about a dunghill thats been rotting for months

>>730336558
if you actually liked it it wouldnt be on paper, probly just dirt anyways

>>730337794
its easier to clean up that way. it breaks apart easily

you should add your own doodoo to this horse's doodoo and mix it up m8, no thank needed

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>>730336209
Please don't eat it, fucken hell

>>730337835
human poop smells like shit, bro. horse shit has a great smell, very mild

>>730337791
>Doesn't smell at all
>Has a very mild smell

Pick one

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I think we deserve a bit of background story OP

>>730337957
Yeah, how did you come to this point in your life?

>>730337944
just try for yourself, you'll see what I mean. It smells very good. Any other shit has a very aggressive smell

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>>730336209

>>730337957
>>730337998
friend of my moms always took me to her stalls after kindergarden, she was super hot and i saw her handle all these giant horses and cleaning their shit and them shitting right in front of her and her not giving a fuck because she was so used to it and it just looked and smelled so good. also my parents never liked horses and dudes riding horses was kinda gay back then so the forbidden always excited me i guess. It's not my only sexual preference, I also like women and get aroused just as easily. I see this horse fetish as an extra bonus to my sexuality and sometimes feel bad for normalfags because they can only get hard off of women while i can get hard off of women and horses.
huge draft horses are my preference because they shit the most.

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>>730337133
eat it

>>730338350
Long story short, he couldn't fuck the hot woman so he fucked the hot shit.

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>>730338033
I can guarantee you that there is horse shit that smells terrible. Pic related

I know what you mean though, you're referring to farm raised equine manure that eat nothing but grass. Still wouldn't indulge nasally speaking tho

nice grass clippings. How much you pay for that?

>>730338444
Can't deny trips OP, eat it and weep

>>730336544
>>730336755
>>730336766
>>730337100
>>730337133
>>730337166
>>730337177
>>730337377
>>730337411
>>730337944
>>730338033
>>730338444
>>730338455
Checked and sniffed

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>>730338555
>>730338444

Poopy get thread.

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>>730337235

Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixs horses ass?

>>730338350
How old are you?
You sound like you are in your 50's

>>730336931
The only smart person in here.

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>>730336209
>reverse research
>no images found
gg /b/ finally someone good to see there

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>>730336209

lmao is that horse shit?

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>>730337133

>>730336209
You fucking retard. Get cancer and die spaztic fuck. Smelling on horse shit? And fapping? Get knocked the fuck out irl fucking hilbilly

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>beats headphones

>>730339470
The anger, lol.

okay... where does the Peanut butter comes into the picture?

>>730336392
>>730336544
>>730336755
>>730339495

JEALOUS POORFAGS LOL!

>>730339529
Refer to:
>>730337166

sometimes i wonder why such people exist in the world, but then i realise i am on /b/

Epic bread: toasting

>>730339470
Kek

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>>730337133
Wtf OP.

>>730338350
>I see this horse fetish as an extra bonus to my sexuality and sometimes feel bad for normalfags because they can only get hard off of women while i can get hard off of women and horses.

>I see this horse fetish as an extra bonus to my sexuality and sometimes feel bad for normalfags because they can only get hard off of women while i can get hard off of women and horses.

>I see this horse fetish as an extra bonus to my sexuality and sometimes feel bad for normalfags because they can only get hard off of women while i can get hard off of women and horses.

>>730339644
>being on /b/ makes a difference if these people exist in the world

Oh boy.

>>730339644
Gtfo

>>730340000
nice quads

>>730339644
redditor confirmed

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>>730340126
>>730340068
>>730340027
>>730340000

>>730340126

I go to Reddit, too. And Facebook.

Sucks being a normie with friends :(

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>>730340223
fucking normies

>>730337662
Underrated comment. kek

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>>730336209

>>730340223
>Reddit
>friends
Hipster confirmed

>>730340339

Stay mad :^)

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weird people desk thread?

>>730340432

>I have a gun! I'm so edgy xD

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OP you were meant to have eaten shit 20 dubs and 3 trips ago, what gives?

>>730340432
yes please sir

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>>730340432
nope, just live in the land of freedom.

>>730340458
>>I have a gun! I'm so edgy xD
>>I have a gunt!

Fixed

>>730340458
>>730340661

fucking lol

>>730336209
is that horseshit ?

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>>730340661

Has handguns, insecure
Had pink handgun, secure

.... Wat do

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Thread fucking derailed, you got out this one OP

>>730340161
is that eazy e

>>730340661
ok but next time
FUCKING ANSWER THE CORRECT ONE LORD JESUS

please someone screen cap this

>>730341717
not good enough

How this thread isn't full of shitposting is beyond me

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>>730336341
Though the same thing

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>>730336658
This.

>>730336209
Oh my sides..

>>730342187
same, merely 130 replies

Anyone gonna screencap this?

>>730336558
please tell me it's weed

>>730336558
Andy?

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>>730337297