Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>730326481
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here
>>730334298
I'm ok a bit ill, how are you?
>>730334301
Maybe I should kidnap a chef to cook for me
>>730334381
Ok I will wait for the pics
Sleepy time
Good night
>>730334534
Here she is
>>730334534
A bit tired but otherwise okay.
My dog woke my up by whining to get into my room and they have never done this before.
>>730334534
No plz. I like freedom.
>>730334836
Thats why you make sure they get Stockholms
>>730334964
No plz.
>>730335037
You are going to love me of your own free will
>>730335063
Nope.
>>730335095
Dont worry Rory i will take care of you. I know whats best
>>730334640
ow she's a beauty, I think I see the weak spot at the from is it the little slip between the tracks
>>730334708
Aw feeling a little cooped up where they my staffy bull terrier used to do the same thing
>>730334836
It is ok I will get you nice chains, a window and all the ingredients you could want
hello everyone
megu claimed
https://soundcloud.com/marioinatophat/gun-metal-grey-2015-beta-real
>>730335152
Nuuuuuu
>>730335137
No you dont.
>>730335152
Yeah only the little plate at the bottom not the top part. Its not bad if you can get the thing in a spot where they cant see that.
>>730335191
Hi
>>730335299
I mean you will agree with me before the end and if you dont agree then its not the end
>>730335152
I see, i see.
Well im heading out now so see you guys.
>>730335393
Fuck off
>>730335412
No and rude.
>>730335191
Hi Megu have you blown anything up today
>>730335198
AW a dragon loli me want to hug
>>730335299
I have truffles,come on you know you want to cook for me
>>730335393
So if you were on a bank with your noes angled down you couldn't get hit to bad?
>>730335408
See you ^_^
>>730335515
What is a truffle though.
>what you say will change my answer
>>730335393
Negative.
>>730335515
Thats a horrible idea. You could get shots into the back of the tank behind the turret where its flat and not armored at all. You want to find a dip where you show just the turret or behind a low rock or rubble
>>730335560
Youre no fun
>>730335515
No, I have to think about some good magic words first.
Did you already murder someone?
>>730335560
A truffle is an ingredient which grows wild in the ground in very old forests and you have to specially trained dogs to find them. They are extremely expensive mainly due to the fact there is no known way to farm them and there really tasty
>>730335784
so just peek out from behind a wall?
>>730335804
Yes, my last shef gave my food poisoning so I made him eat a pound of raw chicken
How to sleep?
Claiming best girl.
>>730335937
>really tasty
If you like eating shit.
>>730335937
Depends. Thats a copy paste and an additional comment. Do you enjoy the smell of diesel?
>>730335784
Nah. Im fun. Just dont like kidnapping.
>>730334640
Remove red chinese communists
And WoT
>>730335299
By our contract, you are not allowed to get kidnaped and locked up as a chef slave.
>Takane
>>730335560
Truffles are literally fungus, people who eat mushrooms disgust me.
>>730335937
They are "farmed" sort of but you are mostly right.
>>730334380
misaki is dankest waifu
>>730335937
Nope you show your flat side and thats bad too less armor there. You face the wall and back up from it until you see your target
>>730336081
Lame
>>730336096
Sorry these chinese tanks are the bomb
>>730335937
I worked in a restaurant for a year, since then I don't want to know what happens to my food.
>>730336286
They sure are. After getting ammo racked that is.
>>730336077
There not shit there nice with a lot of stuff
>>730336081
You still haven't answered my question
>>730336099
Do you mean returning to the same spot annually as "farming"
>>730336286
my strategy was to pop out of cover soot and hide before they cold soot me back
>>730336372
I know that feel I was a pot wash for 9 months, what did you do?
>>730336362
Hi friend early time to see you
>>730336560
I mean thats why we take safe stowage and run repair kits. No worries when I get that 122mm working in a nice hull down position
>>730336604
Ok that works for lights and meds but these are big fat slow tanks im driving
>>730336604
You grow the forest/orchard that supports the symbiosis that truffles need to thrive.
>>730336096
But Im not your slave.
>>730336099
And only have a few uses.
>>730336372
>1 year
GOML.
>>730336604
Its a no at present.
>>730336661
I like the smaller tanks it is good fun to speed around the main fight and shoot the enemy in the back and chaws all kinds of mischief and mayhem
>>730336693
aw I see, I didn't think of that because that doesn't happen in my country to my knowledge
>>730336694
Ow that is a shame. One a completely unrelated note does this rag smell of chloroform to you
>>730336604
I started a 2 year training to become a chef. It was a small restaurant and I was basicly alone with my boss in the kitchen. Now you have to imagine working alone with a boss with Gorden Ramsey's attitute for a whole year. I quit before I got a mental breakdown.
>>730336995
Yeah the smaller tanks are neat but I like the big tanks myself
>>730336661
>nice hull down position
Perfect
>>730336694
Shhh
Yes you are. No getting kidnaped.
>>730337419
I mean no planes to worry about in my game. Only got to worry about arty
>>730337097
Yeh don't become a chef, my dad has been one for almost 30 years and he says it is one of the worst decisions ever because the amount of work you have to put in is just ridiculous
>>730337239
The higher t heavy tanks look good but the lower t ones are just boring af
>>730337593
What are you talking about? The KV-1 and KV-2 at tier 5 and 6 are amazing. The British heavy line is hilariously OP for tier 4 and 5 games
>>730337712
Maybe it is just all the ones I have tried are shit and this is skewing my perception
>>730336995
Yes. Yes it does. But you arent blocking my airway with it so Im good.
>>730337419
Never your slave.
>>730338133
Well the the matchmaker changes are pretty good for tier 3-5
>>730337517
Lame
>>730338136
Stop arguing or im going to lock you up again.
>>730338211
You never locked me up.
>>730338211
Idk. I'd rather fight other tanks.
>>730338252
You just don't want to remember it.
>>730338136
Thank you for pointing out my mistake
>blocks your airway
>>730338165
I need to fix my tanks profile so I can start playing -_- why dose every game always play up
Ultimate waifu right here
>>730338588
But now the rag is down there. Step your game up.
>>730338398
I remember all.
>>730338588
Play up?
having to deal with shitty customer service, end me
>>730338912
Shouldn't you ask someone to end them instead?
>>730338993
Saya please end them
>>730338912
Why?
>>730339119
trying to cancel an order but keep getting tossed around by the company I ordered it from and the company delivering it
>>730339250
An order for what?
>>730339077
It's more trouble than what it's worth.
>>730338661
>stuffs rag down you throat so you choke on it
>>730338689
You know like miss behave
>>730339471
But then Im dead.
>>730339471
I've never heard someone say play up
>>730339568
Don't worry you will pass out first and be easy to kidnap
>>730339693
Rely? it is a common phrases here
>>730339945
Nope must be a weird thing for you guys
>>730339945
No, that much chloroform down a throat will kill you.
>>730340066
Tell them to do it to me too
Good morning all. Glad to see no other koumes.... Finally
>>730340066
Is Australia safe to live in?
>>730340232
What is she doing on the ground
>>730339355
A new violin
>>730339358
pls saya
>>730340054
Well that is strange,
>>730340066
Well shit now I have to fined another new shef
>>730340208
I will if you want
>>730340232
Is that you adorable?
>>730340414
I played violin in middle school way back when. Couldn't keep playing because where I moved didn't have an orchestra>>730340477
Different places I guess. Yes please do it
>>730340334
Safer than Ireland or the US, but not as safe as UAE.
>>730340477
Good luck, Houki is your next best bet.
>>730340578
>UAE
No one wants to be around Muslims.
Anyway will a spider bite the fuck out of me if I go to Australia?
>>730340395
Maybe she dropped something under the couch.
>>730340477
It is murder chan....Oh I found what I was looking for.
>>730340542
Don't you like playing for yourself?
>>730340690
If you step into the very visible web or act like a cunt around old piles of wood.
>>730340746
Perhaps or she is trying to be cute>>730340777
I feel like If I'm not going to preform no point in doing it
>>730340542
>knocks you over the head and slits your throat while your out
>>730340578
My mission is clear
>>730340746
Those look like very sharp scissors
>>730340996
I can finally die
>>730340777
Nice trips.
>>730340856
Well that's a given as always. Laying in bed like tomoko eyes wide.open?
>>730340996
Perhaps...Maybe shes just messing around... Maybe not
>>730340856
That's the exact opposite of me. I learned and play (classical) guitar only for myself with no intentions to perform for others.
>>730340846
I really want to live there.
What about the bigger animals like a roo? Is that going to kill me?
>>730341133
Her hands are showing
>>730340996
Houki would do the same as me.
>>730341133
What else is new huh? >>730341207
I could never get up by myself in front of people to do that but I did enjoy playing with an orchestra
>>730341120
death is the best present any one can give
>>730341133
I like the way she messes around
>>730341319
What? be stubborn and get killed?
>>730341259
Not really. They tend to keep to themselves unless you drive late nights. Or across most flat plains at distance.
>>730341784
But Im not dead
>>730341319
I'm sure as uncomfortable as she may feel she is very saftey conscious. And loose clothing operating machinery is dangerous.
>>730341403
That's rather interesting about the violin. I wish you could just play at home. My mom played for years. But then just slowly stopped. Maybe just play in the park. Add a great musical element to the atmosphere.
>>730341784
It would be appreciated. Bury my corpse with my laptop and phone plz
>>730341403
M-morning, baby.
Sorry for forgetting ab-bout you, I passed out.
Does baby need breakfast?
>>730341842
I think I'll stay in my car if I see one. Are guns legal there?
>>730341895
True. Though Im sure that wouldnt stop most people.
>>730341955
If you get a license yes. Depends on the gun as to which license.
>>730341895
Nah it's been years since I touched the thing and it's too small. I'd rather not draw any attention to myself. You know? >>730341923
No mama I'm pretty tired. I haven't slept and I'll probably be out in twenty minutes. Did you sleep well?
>>730342049
I still have that lychee beer
>>730342039
Can I live with you for a while? You can show me the ropes.
>>730342151
Not until I move back out. Im sure well have a couch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82qoobOs1go
>>730342150
My friend isn't drinking any of the hard liquor he bought. He only likes rum. Looks like I'll get the good stuff soon
>>730342049
Y-yes...
Does my baby want to snuggle Mana's bosom while he falls asleep~?
>>730342235
Are you that Portuguese guy from /animus/
>>730342049
I was gonna ask if it would turn into a tomoko moment for you. I agree with you about bury me with my electronics.
>>730341923
Awoo-gets pets.
>>730342039
YouTube would prove you statement true.
>>730342235
Did you lose that arm in the war?
>>730342222
Nice dubs.
See you later.
>>730342268
Yes. It sounds warm and cozy. >>730342319
Id die. I wouldn't remember any song off the top my head and my finger placement would be wrong. Yeah but mail me your Koume folder if you go first
>>730342319
Jesus christ how horrifying.
I didn't notice how she looks like an amputee.
>>730342317
It is I, Portugal-sama. Здравствуй.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DlSIznmujYM
>>730342319
Are you hungry?
Do you want milk from my bosom?
Its really good, take a sip ~
>>730342418
Okay~
Will you suckle a little on my teat~?
>>730342444
Electronic shoegaze best gaze.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5swzUDATXC0
https://youtu.be/KnU7oQRur54
>>730342428
You're the only nice /animus/ anon
Have a lewd that has one of my many girls in a harem because I can't decide on one waifu.
>>730342253
Which rum?
>>730342319
Very true.
>>730342477
I'm really tired mama. I'll try but later after I sleep I'll be much more active on discord.
>>730342477
These lewd dubs....Are very enticing.
>>730342428
Assumed that was her elbow. But I assumed it wasn't some awful accident.
>>730342418
Deal. I'll just forward the whole damn thing.
>>730342317
Here come dat chen
O shit waddup?
Anyone have any smart ideas of how to fix low water pressure?
>Suika claim
>>730342702
Probably the cheapest one you can get
>>730342560
good afternoon karen san
>>730342721
Free Koume Lewds!
>>730342712
What board do you get on? Are you tomoko there too?
>>730342819
I am only on B. I lurk aco and gif for porn. I have nothing to do with Animus stop asking.
>>730342560
>>730341842
Well in that case, time for some kidanping
>>730341896
It will be done
>>730342722
Its hard to work on water pressure when your drunk LUL
>>730342883
/aco/ is worse than /d/ imo
>>>/aco/1303280
Like wtf is this
>>730343018
They have some nice things sometimes.
>>730342560
kinBatsu shoujo with good music taste.
>>730342721
Well the ship was sunk but the shipgirl lives on.
>>730342722
Have incredibly high standards for it, it'll be under a lot of pressure in no time
>>730342544
I only really liked Dsco at first but now I think the whole album is pretty good. It's growing on me for sure
>>730342607
Are you the real Ran?
>>730342967
Kyouko!
>>730343018
I didn't ask for critiques, I asked for ideas you fucking smug
>>730342804
ohayo ayayaaya
how's it going
that looks like a comfy syrian
>>730343078
Why are you posting badda bing
>>730343199
I'm okay finally dealt with all that customer service, you?
>>730342967
BADDA BING
>>730343197
It is I.
>>730343253
>>730343197
Nope, I'm a fake, just like Suika's chest in that pic
>>730343281
Swiggity swooty
>>730343199
Bada boom! Because twintails and I'm not posting any character in specific now.
>>730343176
The album is a little overrated in my opinion and overshadows other amazing electronic gaze albums but it's still top tier.
Chocolate Matter is my favourite track.
>>730343288
You dirty furry nigger ...
It's nice to see you again
>>730343078
I definitely like my little sub and destroyers. But ship girls definitely are top picks.
>>730342883
Understood...Kinda.
>>730342996
So pretty, have one back.
>>730343524
How's my favorite alcoholic?
>>730343247
customer service? for what dess?
>>730343281
B A D A B O O M
>>730343452
Hmm
I dunno, been thinking about doing the same tbh
>>730343619
aw thank you <3
>>730343870
U ordered a new violin but decided I didnt want it and was tossed around by customer service for 4 days
>>730343969
Aww I like that one. Clever. Also...Maids. 10/10 would hire... And then die.
>>730344003
So apparently everyone with a waifu plays the violin.
>>730344003
Booo, did you get your cash back?
>>730344140
I wanted to learn to play, but I need the money for something else now
>>730343870
Up to you but I wouldn't recommend, the purists will have a reason to hate you, you won't be as identifiable and coincidentally you might not be as memorable.
>>730343619
They are kinda made with the idea of being a top pick in mind.
>>730344196
Yes, thankfully
>>730344140
Maid you say.
>>730344497
>>730343818
Needed to be in bed 2h ago, but had to wait for the water pressure so I could shower. I'm headed to bed; I'll see you around
>>730343818
*honks*
>>730344201
Cocaine, I understand. I sold my Faberge egg collection for oxis.
>>730344228
They all are. That's why it's so easy to love them.
>>730344497
Neko maid...The Pinnacle!!
>>730344140
For this evenings tea we will be having a healthy service of crossbow bolt to the face
>>730344672
See ya later
>>730344888
Honk honk honk
Watchin muthafuckas drop