How do you guys cope with loneliness ? I just stuff balloons

i don't
im just alone
in the cold
forever

you'll get use to it anon

>>730329356
have instructions?

>>730329356
You can also shave one of your legs so it feels like you have someone to sleep with.

I'm thinking I could get more balloons and imitate a woman's breasts and maybe the rest of the body

>>730329356
theres a difference from being lonely and being alone.

>>730329356
I have 2 dogs.
when I'm horny (which is rarely) I'll go to the broth or get an escort

I make requests in the loli voice threads for simple conversational sentences and phrases and then when I want to feel like I have someone I talk to myself and play the clips in response.

>>730329849
I believe this

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>>730329720
not really just some tips
there are balloons with thinner plastic, and they make for a much more realistic butt feel I think
you can see in the pic the red balloon is not only rounder but also softer to the touch, they are also slightly transparent

>>730329356
>>730329791
>>730329942
These motherfuckers talking about balloon physics to try and have some relatively close to a female. Holy shit how sad can you get haha. Anon please just go by a fuck butt online

>>730329846
>I have 2 dogs.
>when I'm horny...

Totally saw that going a different direction.

>>730330139
>these
its only me anon
its only me and the balloons

>>730329356
Thank you OP. You made me kek. Way more than I probably should have.

>>730330261
im in a pool of acid please save me

>>730330239
How long you been doing this? You ever handle one too rough and have it pop on accident?

Oh good, an unintentional cringe thread.

Guys, it's really not that hard to meet someone. Stop being spergs all the time, that really is it. I've met people on WoW of all places that ended up being close friends for years. ON WOW, GUYS. GET IT TOGETHER. Do you have a Facebook? Fucking add a single girl and message her. Tell her she's cute and you just wanted to add her for the hell of it. You'd be surprised how well that can work out for you, trust me.

>>730329846
>I have 2 dogs.
>when I'm horny
>I'll go to the broth or get an escort

Thank God, I thought that was going to go in a COMPLETELY different direction. See, this is why you guys are alone, you say weird shit like, "I have 2 dogs. When I get horny..."

You want to alpha your life up? FUCKING DO IT. Stop doubting yourselves and just fucking TRY SOMETHING NEW. Balloons in pants, Jesus tap dancing Christ.

>>730330348
well I think I have a feel for it now
I haven't been doing for too long maybe half a year or so
sometimes I whip the balloons and while playing bdsm videos on the background but I probably only popped a pair of ballons so far

I enjoy being alone, I just don't like the feeling of being lonely

>>730329356
I've been living alone for 3 years now and in the start I was very lonely but now I haven't had any social contact aside from store clerks and the mail man.

I think I just forgot what loneliness feels like and now being alone feels normal. I guess it just happens eventually.

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Oh lawd, mah cringe!

>>730330451
...that was the point of the joke

>>730330522
Jesus anon. Why can't you get a date?

I buyed a mannequin and i kissed her every night, I wrapped it with plastic bags so it feels more real and soft

Cope with it? I don't know, do the same things I'd normally do I guess.

Go to work, watch my shows, listen to music, post on online communities, fap to hot girls, etc.

I'm not really complaining though, it's a choice I made for myself. I realize I could go out at any point and 'talk to a girl' maybe she'd even like me, I'm pretty good at making people laugh. But I just, can't do it. Can't bring myself to commit myself to another person it's just, too much. I can't really explain why either, though I have a few guesses, but the truth is, it's all on me.

It's my fault that I'm lonely, and it will continue to be that way unless I decide to change, though I'm not sure I will.

>>730330875
caus muh balloons

>>730330451
Hi John

>>730330599
What do you do for a living?

Nothing. I have used heroin, escorts, cocaine, benzos, fast cars, food...etc but ultimately nothing works. You just have to sit with the pain until it gets a bit better and you can function again.

>>730330813

For me the thing is people are like you. Stupid and unlikable. I don't want to know or be with people like you or even people who want to know or be with you.

I don't want shallow stupid people around. I don't like them. This limits the potential for human interaction.

Idiot.

>>730330929
Sounds like you're a lazy faggot

This made my day better, thanks op.

>>730330943

Heyyyyy! That was really close! My name is Jon actually! Almost freaked me out for a second.

>>730329356
i love being alone. If I didn't want to be alone, I wouldn't be alone. I go and talk to people to remind myself why i choose to be alone from time to time.

>>730330981
>I don't want shallow stupid people around
So neck yourself already

>>730329356
hookers and drugs

>>730329356
Fucking hell. Find an interest, heck fake an interest. Get involved in groups related to that interest. Done.

I never thought id say this but fuck man, youd be better off, giving up and becoming a brony, at least then you could meet some almost human people...

Balloons? WTF

>>730331010
Alrighty, that's your viewpoint on it I guess. I mean, you're not completely wrong, but that's why I don't want a relationship. It's more of a 'I had an extremely shitty childhood and have trouble with connecting to people'

But feel free to disagree, that's fine. Just remember to fuck yourself super hard in the ass when you next get the chance.

>>730330981
making my false statement look like that I fuck my dogs makes me stupid and shallow? what are you 14? get off my /b
reeeeeeee

>>730330981

>>730330451 here

Was that directed at me? I can't imagine you're going off on a guy making a dumb dog fucking joke. If it was directed at me, you have a serious problem, if you're going to call someone who really wants the best for all of you an idiot. I'm actually really intelligent. Intelligent enough that I know how to get people to be my friends. Maybe you should try it out?

You really know nothing about me, so it sounds like you're projecting. Maybe I remind you of someone who wronged you? I'm not even slightly shallow, I'm just trying to give you guys some real talk, so maybe you'll listen.

Being lonely is a terrible thing.

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>>730331051

Hey Faggots, My name is Jon and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>730331224
How would I know that if you hadn't said it before? You just attention whored
>Uh, I don't want to be in a relationship. I can't handle it, I guess

>>730329356
You're not alone. You have the internet.

>>730331332

Oh right, the guido copypasta. I forgot his name was John. I don't know, I don't think I'm THAT much of an asshole.

>>730331274
>inb4 hurr durr
>you took the b8

>>730329356
Weed. Ton's of weed.
Also, vidya and music (I learned some instruments).

And since you allready live the blues, get a guitar and learn to fucking play it. Be productive. It's healthy.

wtf even is this thread?

>>730329356
>I just stuff balloons in my pants and pretend its a woman.
Is OP trying to make screencap bait?

>>730331531
One Anon shared his coping mechanism, other Anons pretended they were better than him

>>730331493

If it was bait, it was cast to the wrong fish. Maybe consider being a vegetarian.

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>>730331566
not really just looking for advice
this is my favorite pair of pants because I can sorta put my dick inside with some lube

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>>730331605
life...
not working out for everybody

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>>730331566
only underage newfags redditcap

>>730331609
not you anon
I was adding to your post
my bad for not clarifying

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>>730329356
Bitch I am currently fucking 3 women soft harem style and I am still lonely.

Loneliness doesn't come from lack of interpersonal interaction, it comes from a lack of understanding and emotional isolation.
If you never care about anything, no one cares about you, or you can't ever connect with anyone because you are too terrified to ever let anyone know you are suffering so you never truly interact with them, you just project a persona that they interact with almost like a goddamn sock puppet. That is loneliness.

I personally cope by distracting myself with video games, weightlifting, drinking, sex, masturbation, and other dopamine/endorphin releases until the eventual last beat of my heart when I can finally go to sleep for the last time.

>>730331429
You're the one that called out my post. If you wouldn't have, it would have disappeared among the myriad of other posts. I'm not 'whoring' you're just being a dummy

I said I take responsibility for the fact that I'm lonely. I've never had a relationship, and never will most likely. But it's not anybody's fault, I'm blaming nobody but myself.

I can hate myself and want to die, while also taking responsibility for my own actions. It might seems weird or dumb to you but that's just how I do.

For the record, I don't personally believe that anyone is unlovable. I think everyone could find someone to love and be loved if they wanted to, but some people (Like those in this thread me included) hold themselves back either through mental illness, a bad past, or whatever other reason. Feel free to disagree though.

>>730331630
do you have a social life at all anon?
I don't have many outside of work mates

also
post pics of you fucking your balloon pants

>>730332012
I have 1 good friend that happens to be a sociopath
besides him I still have 2 or 3 "mates" that I could maybe hang out with

>>730331630
Why not get some proper sex toys instead of balloons?

>>730332106
I already did that twice today so I don't think I can pull off another erection

>>730331760
this.

>>730332139
I think its too awkward and I don't have a card for online purchases

>>730332217
Too awkward? You're fucking balloons bro. It's way more socially acceptable to own sex toys than what you're currently doing. Use some cash and get a prepaid card

>>730332158
You cant get an erection more than twice a day? Is there something wrong with you?

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>>730329356
>How do you guys cope with loneliness ?

I just don't give a fuck. I feel pretty good being alone, _don't need some meaningless human to be around to feel happy you gotta evolve your mind to your environment.

>>730332111
similar to me
though I choose not to associate with the other few, they are loosers. I've known them for 15 years though so it's hard to remove them from your life.

>>730332158
do it for the /b/oys

>>730329507
Ill be ur friend anon c:

>>730332447
nah it's cool, you smell funny

>>730329356
>How do you guys cope with loneliness ?

I do my own thing. I work long hours and I fill the rest of my days with hobbies and studying. I go out with friends whenever it's not to inconvenient.

>>730329846
>I have 2 dogs.
>when I'm horny
I need to stop using this website

>>730332295
I just don't think its healthy to ejaculate so many times a day

>>730332585
>I go out with friends when the remember to invite me

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>>730332315

you hard yet op?
still waiting on you to fuck your pants

>>730332665
(he cry) That meme lying and his mind is not evolved to be part of the master race.

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>>730329356
I don't.

Coping is for faggots.

>>730329356
I didn't care for long being a 24 year old kissless virgin with no friends. I started trying shit like tinder and got some booty calls with a fat woman and 4 women who I am pretty sure were traps. I couldn't be bothered taking the risk so I gave up. 2 weeks ago I feel in love with a qt cashier who is too nice to me. We would stare into each others eyes and smile and make small talk. Today her friend teased her and she pushed her away. I act like a weird clumsy creep around her and people often stare at me. I feel pathetic and hopeless. I have no chance with her. It's all a misunderstanding. I haven't felt like this since 6th grade. Going there is painful. Being ugly sucks.

>>730332628
But its perfectly health to fuck pants stuffed with balloons?

>>730331687
>screencapping is Reddit
Lol, okay newfag

>>730332729
sorry guys not this thread

>>730332810
>>730329356
also..post timestamp pic of you fucking your pants

>>730332810
Do it. You have more of a chance than 95 percent of the people here

>>730332862
this must be the only board you lurk

Whenever I start to feel really lonely while I'm in bed I just reach out and grab my gfs butt then I don't feel as lonely

>>730332864
I'm 98% sure you already have pics

>>730329356
i don't get lonely too often but when i do then i imagine someone cuddling me or dating and imagine myself doing couples stuff. it's kinda sad tbh.

>All these girlfriend, wife, and ex girlfriend threads with people asking what others would do

>Im so ronery! ;____;

So you guys are just virgins with cuck fantasies.

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>>730333151
>implying anyone on here actually has a gf

try harder

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>>730333151
>>730333233
Oh shit you did try harder and I wasted my dubs by being a smartass

dammit

The answer is yes, this board is full of virgins with cuck and trap fantasies

>>730333233
>implying this isn't the new facebook

>>730333233
>>730333333

Turned thirty. Eventually you put up with it long enough that after a while it just doesn't hurt as much as it used to.

>>730332921
It's most likely a misunderstanding on my part. I am a regular a customer so that is probably why she treats me like this. It's the closest place I could get lunch near my workplace so I would have to go back there. I am too much of a coward.

>>730333277
lol

>>730333151
I don't really care about sex. I wouldn't date a single mom though. I just want someone who loves me for me.

>>730333481
>I wouldn't date a single mom though
Fuck - yes; date - no. At least you've got a better chance of her having most of her baby urges out of the way if she's already spat out a couple of them.

>>730333481
>>730333656

I've got a question: If you marry a single mom and then divorce her. Do you have to pay child support?

>>730333815
Depends on how shit your part of the world is.

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>>730331763
I feel you though,
you don't love yourself, so you don't allow others to love you.

I was in a relationship with a beautiful woman that loved me.
I pushed her away because I felt I didnt deserve her.

>>730329356
I visit 4chan instead of learning new things or doing good hobbies cuz I'm gona die anyways and I've hated life thus far.

>>730329356
I just sit in my room with my gun barrel pointed at my medula, slowly working up the courage to cock it back and pull the trigger.
I'm used to the way the cold Steel feels right under my chin now.

Normally fuck my girlfriend

>monophobia
Just let the panic and anxiety attacks do their thing and try to live another day

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>>730329748
>protip

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I hug my 2d waifu and we have dinner

isn't that what everyone does?

>>730329356
I go outside and talk with people, in "small-town canada" literally any and everyone will banter with you

>>730338232
What was one of the best talks you've had?

You can get an actual life size dummy doll online and cuddle them.

EVEN BETTER YOU CAN PUT BALLOONS IN THE SHIRT AND PANTS AND CUDDLE A LARGE TITTY/BOOTY GURL/BOY

>>730329356
if this is true I wanna give you a hug op...

but not before i laugh my fucking ass off!!

>>730329356
>put balloons in pants
>pretend it's a woman
>grope balloon butt
>makes rubber farting sounds
Seems legit.

>>730329356
Drinking and masturbating 2+ times a day