Cunt neighbor just dinged my car for the 3rd time. Trips

>>730319576
Write "wash me" on their car
dust.

My neighbor door dinged (huge dents on a body fold, where metal is super strong) 6 times. Cost me $3,200 to fix on my brand new $55,000 car. That was 2 years ago.

I regret never bashing his fucking teeth in, but I kept telling myself that "I don't know it's him." It took me a while to realize how stupid I was. He'd be walking by me and go "I really like your car" every time.

Some fucking entitled Indian (feather, not dot) who couldn't handle seeing someone else have something nice. I still have dreams about kicking down his door with a shotgun, but I have since moved states.

>>730319576
kill yourself

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>>730319576
burn the car

light your own car on fire

Cum on gis doorhandle, shit on his hood and go full naked to make a shitangel on it!

>>730319576
Sugar in gas tank

Destroy her car

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eat his ass

Go 80 mph into the drivers side 3 times

Talk about it peacefully and exchange insurance information

>>730319576
Rape her then murder her.

Cut the breaks in her car.

shit in bag for a week - then pour down his chimney

>>730325294
Reroll

>>730325317
Rerollin

>>730325340
Going for QUADS

>>730325363
I believe

>>730325294
In the dream

>>730325294
Give it to me

>>730319576
Face fuck her then murder her. post pics.

>>730319576
I wont get trips but this one is simple for you. go grab a potato from the store and shove it in the exhaust. helps to trim it up so that it fits better/less visible.

>>730325457
ROllllll

>>730325478
Chimney shit here we come

>>730325502
OH BOI

>>730325518
ONE TWO THREE

>>730325552
REEEEEEEEE

Wtf is a "dinged"?

>>730319576
Rock through their windshield.

>>730325589
Scratched, you fucking britbong

>>730319576
Move your car lol

>>730325294
roll

>>730325726
Reroll

>>730325760
v

>>730319576
MURDER THAT FUCKIN' BITCH

pour brake fluid on their car. it'll eventually ruin the paint job

Walk to the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaurs

>>730325856
Just get a spray can of paint stripper.. you can easily spray the whole can all over the car in like 30 seconds.

Fireworks in their backyard

OR

Wait 'till he leaves a window open and release a shitton of mice into his house

>>730325827
do this one

>>730319576
Sit at your computer and rage impotently
I don't even need trips, it's all you have the balls to do.

>>730319576
sugar in tank

The only proper response is this. First obtain the following items:

- Hatchet (a normal axe will work)
- Duct tape
- Box of rohypnol
- Bone saw (any fine toothed saw will work)
- A large vat of fluoroantimonic acid
- A secluded shack with a bathtubed connected to the main sewage system

First you need to get the rohypnol into the neighbour in some way. Rohypnol will dissolve in water, beer, any drink really, so figure something out. After the cunt falls asleep use the tape to immobilise her and shove her in your car. Drive to the shack.

Wait for the cunt to wake up. I should mention you might want to clad the shack in plastic sheeting (like on Dexter), because this next step will get messy, Proceed to amputate all her limbs using the hatchet and bone saw. This is to make her more manageable and compliant. If you want her to be alive for the next part, you will have to do something to cauterize the wounds.

Move her into the bathtub along with all her limbs. Next pour in the acid. Do not let her splash you with the acid. The tub should be fitted with a lid, preferably glass if you want to watch her dissolve. This acid will reduce pretty much anything organic to sludge, which you can then drain away through the drains.

>>730319576
>Shit in a bag for a week and lite firecrackers inside of it in front of your neighbors door and helicopter your dick when he goes to answer the door

>>730326241
I changed my mind do this one. time stamp pics

>>730325294
roll

>>730326241
Roll

>>730326241
Re

>>730325294
Roll

>>730319576
cum on his car

>>730319576
leave a nail behind each tire for him/her to run over

Put a large block of smelly cheese on the muffler

Bleach in his gas tank.

>>730319576
Realize you're a tiny dick fag if it's a 50k car, and it doesn't fucking matter if it's just a cpl k that you're going to replace anyways.

>>730326241
Roll

>>730326880
Again

>>730325294
reroll

Ass-Rape him and all his kin in the name of Lord Kek.

>>730319576
Hand write a five page essay describing your frustrations and deliver it personally. Talk out your feelings.

>>730319576
Buy him a beer.

>>730327145
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DIG A BIG HOLE IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE

>>730326241
roll

Spark plug to car window

>>730326241
reroll

>>730327465
Re

>>730327465

Quads

Challenge them to a rap battle.

>>730327247
re-re

>>730326241
This

>>730327673
re

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>>hack his email.
>>deposit thousands of CP images
>> alert the fact feds.

Get guitar string, go on their property, climb tree, make a noose out of guitar string. tie around neck, super glue your hands to face, jump looks like you ripped your own head off. they wont fuck with your car again.

Impregnate daughter

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Pour sand in gas tank

Old but effective

Become his sex slave

>>730327233

Checked

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Hack his Facebook
Replace Banner Pic for the words "I Hate Niggers."
This, unironically, will destroy him.

>>730328023
lol sugar is the ingredient

Scratch the fuck out of his car with a scredriver of something and write with it "stop dinging my car"

>>730328336
Like a car key? Lol

>>730321843
Roll

Get into the gas tank and fill it with water.

Jerk off and put your cum on his door handle.

>>730328585
Roll

Fuck hes Car up

Get an oil catch pan and drain the oil. Don't spill a drop. Put drain plug back on.

>>730328505
It'd be easier with a flat head screw driver. Also leave wider scratches without having to go over it repeatedly.

Shove up to 10 petite potatoes into the exhaust. Plunge them in with a pipe or some other similar object (dildo would work too). Make sure its blocking it fully but not visible. Enjoy :D

Burn down hes house

Burn that cunts car

>>730328692
Roll

>>730319576
Suck his dick

Cum in a cup for a week or 2 then throw it all over his windscreen

>>730328336
Rolling

Smash his house up

>>730328684
Roll

>>730328773
Roll

Burn his house down

>>730328692
Sounds expensive. Rolling

>>730319576
Rape him

>>730327386
roll

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>>730319576
Kick him on the ground until he is disabled, then murder everyone he loves before his eyes and burn his house to the ground

>>730319576
Shit on his doorstep

>>730326072
Roll

>>730328917
Re-roll

>>730328974
roll

>>730328986
Re roll

>>730328692
Roll

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just fucking smash their windshield. Why is this even a question?

>>730326072
Roll

>>730329274
roll

>>730328336
Rolland

Smash his house

fuck him in the ass

>>730328692
This

Circumcise his penis.

Buy a nice set of ingredients, make a candlelight dinner at your place, then take him to a movie, then fuck his mother with a small toy Buzz Lightyear.

>>730319876
Buy insurance then, dickhead. That's what its for.

ask him/her out on a date

Run a tube from their car's exhaust to a small opening in the rear passenger window. Get in the car. Then turn it on, leave running until the car overheats and catches fire.

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PU foam in exhaust. That shit settles and expands.

Shit on the hood of the car

>>730331280
Dis

>>730319576
Rape him