21 and less than a year to live. I plan on killing myself within

Why less than a year?

>>730318659
Yo I feel you dude, I just started doing heroin and listening to music and it's given me a purpose, try it out m8. Heroin, music and porn are all good reasons to live

>>730318659
>Plan on taking pills and drinking a lot to off myself
bad idea, a better idea is a helium tank hooked up to a cpap mask.

>>730318795
21 seems like a good age to go.

>>730318907
I want to go out but not like a girl

>>730318659
I don't wanna sound like a degenerate but... name of the porn star plz

what a waste

>>730318882
I just started drinking, after a bottle of wine I'm on cloud 9 for about an hour. But the feeling in not enough for me to hold on

>>730318970
If you do it wrong your lungs will burst. Pretty brutal tbh famalam

>>730318970
Then get a gun or jump off a bridge, suicide by pills is still a feminine way of suicide.

>>730318659
3% of overdose suicides are successful. Might as well just call your mom and tell her you need attention.

Good luck finding something worth living for. I've made it the past 5 years or so mostly on not wanting to be a dick to my parents and wife. Even if life is pointless, if you figure out a way to make it enjoyable, then enjoying it seems to be the point. Medication helped me a bit. I'm 30 though so I don't have as much of the young male hormone drama going on anymore, which helps a lot.

>>730318659
You obviously don't really want to kill yourself. Pills and drinking have a very low success rate, and are more often than not just cries for attention. If you're serious about youd pick something that actually works. Hanging has a good track record if you do it right, jumping also works don't forget the flip, next to that, you could always shove a metal implement into an electrical outlet, if you choose the latter though be sure to stream it. I've seen people electrocuted but never from the wall socket, should make for a good show.

But you know, don't do it and all that jazz, you have so much to live for blah blah...

>>730318659
I want to support you, but please give me sauce on that gif, I can't focus.

>>730319221
A gun is too quick. I want to enjoy the final ride

>>730319334
Depending on the pills, once they set in, you'll either pass out or start vomiting them back up. Helium is like going to sleep.

>>730318882
Bro, heroin will bite you in the ass, lol. I say that from experience. Eventually I felt somewhat suicidal whenever I wasn't on it. You chipping or every day? It catches you quick and the downs ends up being worse than just being sober, not even worth the highs which eventually lose their blissful character and just become a nod with some feeling of being out of it. I wish it didn't work like that though. Wish it could stay like it is when you start.

>>730319105
yo, opiates put alcohol to shame and last 4hrs with an afterglow, You can be healthy and do it every other day with booze in between. Try it out before offing yourself man believe me I've been there

>>730318659
bad idea

i tried that when i was 22. i remember watching the college football championship game, eating my last meal, starting with beer

downed all i could of some hard liquor, then went back to beer + sleeping pills + cough syrup

ended up vomitting it all up in my sleep. if you try that method, figure out some way of keeping yourself on your back, or you'll potentially turn over and throw up, and not die

been about 7 years since then, and can't honestly say i'm glad i didn't die. time doesn't make things better, it just makes you put up with it more

>>730318659
Tell us a bit about your life, do you not have friends or family to live for? No job? Passions? Do you really have nothing in your life to live for?

>>730319334
pills and booze isn't gonna be enjoyable. especially because it's unreliable. stomach pumping sucks. explaining to family and friends and doctors why you tried to kill yourself sucks. getting that shit done efficiently is the only way to do it if you're serious.

>>730319441
Hopefully I don't pass out too soon or throw up

>>730319600
>time doesn't make things better
yea, it doesnt.

you have to make it better.

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>>730319481
I do it 2-3 times a week for 2 years now. Its been working fine so I guess I'm functioning... Just don't be an idiot, and have a good plug. My days were devoid of happiness and meaning before starting so I'm not missing out on much

>>730318980
You're asking the important question anon. Sauce pls

>>730319637
I have parents who love me, 2 jobs, that's it. Nothing makes me happy. Dead inside

>>730318659
Life will get better I assure you. Don't do it. Life is about doing the things you enjoy

>>730319837
That's pretty good. I'm jealous. I used 2x a week (tues&fri) successfully for a few months until I started feeling depressed on the days I wasn't using. Then I just quit entirely because the downs weren't worth it. I may give it a shot sometime again though. Maybe I'll cut it to 1x/wk and see if that helps.

>>730319222
This is why you overdose on Tylenol. It's so unexpected because once you let it sit in you for about a day you start to feel fine again and, better yet, it fucks you so badly that you'll have another 2-ish days to live and there will be absolutely NOTHING a doctor can do to save you.
It's also crazy crazy painful.

>>730319669
With pills and alcohol your are almost ensured that you will fail. The only way I see you succeeding is if you pass out then choke to death on your own vomit.

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>>730318659
commit suicide through hooker, become so financially successful that you can afford a harem of a 1000 top notch hookers

fly all over the world like dan bilzarian and drop a couple million on keeping the 1000 girl harem for a year, make sure to fly everywhere you can to find only the finest hookers who are worth paying for and are physical perfection or next to it

then spend the entire year just having 100s of girls take turns sucking you off and fucking you while in your massive castle that you own until you die of a heart attack from being overly sexually stimulated

Fast for a as long as you can and really just enjoy your way out the door.

>>730318970
1.Use the rest of your funds to climb mount Everest and jump off.

2.stoaway on a ship heading for the middle east or somalia

3.visit the middle east

4.go deep into troubled southern american countries

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Here, now i don't condone suicide, but you're able to change your own diapers kiddo.

>>730320106
The key is finding a less harmful substance to dumb the off days... Booze/weed/kava/Xanax/kratom/anything that's doesn't act on opiate receptors

>>730318907
>>730320556

>>730318659
Do you have an idea of what the point of life could be? What makes you think you wont just reincarnate?

>>730320553
Solid advice tbh, dangerous travel as suicide will at best give you a new view on the meaning of life and renewed desire to live, and at worse be entreating and kill you

>>730320885
Because life isn't that cheesy. You just rot in the ground.

>>730318659
Here's a trick, if you're willing to call your mom, tell her you love her and that youre going to kill yourself, then go ahead. If not, then you have a reason to stay.

>>730318659
Make something that will last forever. Show the world something unique. Paint something, make a statue, I don't care. Just leave a lasting impression. After that, hide a suicide warning and note in/on the creation. Decades later, I promise you you'll still be talked about. Given that you actually do it, fag.

>>730318659
you better stay alive at least 'till february / 18 / 2018
please respect this request anon

>>730322070
actually 17 it's ok too

>>730321075
What do you mean by cheesy? If youre going to drink, get some Jameson whiskey. Weed and acid/shrooms are better than alcohol and opiates though. Opiates are really good, but only while you're on em.

Your body rots in the ground. Your consciousness/soul is energy and that just gets transferred somewhere else. The void. Youre a lot more than you have made yourself to be

>>730322286
>Your consciousness/soul is energy and that just gets transferred somewhere else.
Shut up hippy.

>>730318980
>>730319866
99% sure it's Velicity Von

>>730322925
Dude, hippy shit would be saying we are all one and should love each other. Consciousness being energy and not necessarily of material form is science. Hippies dont do science

>>730322070
>>730322209
Why? What am I waiting for?

>>730318659
Get killed by SWAT doing some super insane shit. Have fun with it.

well i have heard stories about people being given a death time frame and surpassing it by many years. i have also heard the opposite. in the end, do whatever makes you happy OP. listen to yourself, not us. not me either. u baby mm gimmie a kiss a lil smooch

Thanks for the comments guys

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>>730318659
5 Xanax bars and a fat speedball of heroin and cocaine should do the trick

>>730320745
Kratom acts on opiate receptors

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>>730318659
i would suggest sitting in a small locked room with maybe a handgun or some weapon of choice if desired, and dosing on anything over 550ug of LSD.

This

>plan

because it's really, really, difficult to kill yourself.

>>730318659
>Plan on taking pills and drinking a lot to off myself

Good luck, because most people fail with that method.

Get a shotgun and put it directly between your eyes. Pull the trigger. Highly improbable you'll survive.

I'm trying to make it to the 27 club
I've already died 4 times
I have another 4 years to go

>>730328511
>I'm trying to make it to the 27 club

Considering joining that this year.

>I've already died 4 times

Cringe

>>730328578
>3 times in one night
speed is a hell of a drug.
Try not to shoot it all up in one go...
why didn't you join anon?

Life can be good if you find work that you like, buy shit you like and find yourself a good partner. I've been suicidal in my past but my life has completely turned around and I'm staying for the long run now. We're gonna die one day anyways so why not just see it through to the end? Who knows wtf will happen?

>>730328709
gaaayyyy
I agree though

>>730318659
sauce on the milf