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>be me >no friends except one girl who I FaceTime every

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>be me
>no friends except one girl who I FaceTime every night
>every night I want to build up the courage to ask her out
>every night I pussy out like the hopeless betafag I am
>not tonight though
>decide that I'll just do it and get it over with
>"h-hey do u wanna be my gf?"
>she thinks I'm joking
>sends picrelated
>"no im serious do u wanna be my gf?"
>still thinks it's a joke and comes up with some other thing gf could stand for
>at this point I know she's rejecting me and trying to play it off
>decide to soldier on regardless
>"no do u wanna be my girlfriend"
>"no"
>I ask why and she doesn't respond for a while
>finally responds
>it's because I don't think you like me that way
>lolwut.png
I'm going to become a fag for the cock now I guess
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>>730303704
This happened to me with a fwb i developed feelings for
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>>730303704
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>>730303872
>fwb
Sounds nice
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>>730303704
Well you cringed your way through that exchange. No way out of it with any dignity, so just stop talking to her and change literally everything about yourself and maybe you'll have better luck with the next broad.
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>>730303704
>her right now
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>>730303967
I'm still trying but it's looking like a lost cause
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>>730303704
Do you only interact with this person online? You usually ask someone out on a date before asking them to go steady.
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At least she's trying to preserve my feelings
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>>730304290
No I go to school with her but I'm also a retard with no idea how to act in any social situation
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>>730304844
What is she. An extrovert or introvert
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>>730303704
That plane is gorgeous but it looks so vulnerable with the wide tail and exposed engines.
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>>730305405
Introvert
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>>730303704
Honestly, I think you'd be better of with the A-10. It would really be a lot more fun, a lot easier to deal with on "bad days" and really wouldn't be much more expensive...
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>>730304674
JESUS your phone is telling you when your messages are read? Is this only for two people on the same network? Why the fuck would any provider think that people need to have that information?
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>>730303704
bro i get rejected like 40 times a day
and get a girl who says yes maybe 3 times a day

you are overthinking things way too much
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b hands down be and in most cases if someone has enough money or military power to have B they will have women 1000x better than A
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>>730305759
It's pretty much a flying tank. They can get blasted to shit and still fight. The bird is built around the GAU-8 "Avenger" 40mm cannon that can put a 3000 round per minute smackdown on you from several kilometers away.
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>>730305996
It's iMessage poorfag
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>>730304674
have you even fucking met this girl in person you autist
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>>730303704
Hey, want to hang out some time?
No? NEXT

Rinse and repeat until you reach the desired results

In this day and age, asking her to be your Gf comes will after sex, or at least her sucking your dick, trying to run before you can crawl anon.
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>>730304290
Not in my experience, but then again the people I've dated I might as well have been on dates with since we'd 1 on 1 hang out and go to places.
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>>730306281
Yeah she goes to my school retard
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>>730306336
Thing is, we were already gonna hang out on Friday but as friends
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>>730305861
Oh, one more thing. You're pic is wrong about one thing. You can have sex with an A-10. Just rub that trigger the right way and she'll shudder and shake and squirt hot lead. You'll bust a nut so big you'll need to wipe off the windshield to see.
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>>730306430
dont call me a retard you fuck wit
you failed a basic shit test when she said "i dont think you like me that way" you were supposed to agree and amplify "yeah i totally fucking hate you, thats why i talk to you so much" or push the issue. not back down like a turd or enter into her frame by asking why.
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>>730306534
Question; Who was gonna be paying for this not-a-date?
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>>730306905
Me
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>>730306534
So she is your friend.
Keep exploring other options, maybe hang out with her to meet other girls, there is nothing wrong with friend zoning girls, hell some make tremendous 'wingmen'
Maybe once she see's you are desirable to other girls, she'll see that in you to, women work that way, Hell of a lot easier to get a gf if you already have a gf, just like getting a job. Easier to get a better one when you already have one.
Yes i know you 'want this one', but that's not on the table right now until you take steps to put it there, you do this by bettering 'yourself', not by bargaining with her.
She'll either see that you are indeed 'a catch' because other girls are sniffing around, or you'll find a better one in the process.
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>>730306822
Guess I'm not an expert on social shit, this should come as a huge and very surprising surprise given the website we're on
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>>730303704
>do yor want to be my gf
What are you five?
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>>730307220
Then you are being suckered. If it was really hanging out as friends then she'd be paying her own way or would return the favor next time.

Bitch is using you otherwise. Dump the slut.
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>>730303704
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>>730307368
your life is going to be shit until you start lifting weights, joining clubs, being social, fucking girls, reading pua and getting friends.

if you are in highschool fix your shit for uni. NOW.

and no it doesnt mean chaning urself u can keep all your old hobbies too.
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>>730305759
It is essentially a superfast bomber, not meant to engage any enemy aircraft.
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>>730305996
All iphones do this.
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You fucking buncha fags dont know shit about women.

Dear OP,
She's not rejecting you ... she's saying that she's not worthy. That's your "in" bro. Be subtle but explain to her all the reasons she is worthy ... don't make it about you. Make it about the reasons she's a worthwhile person to the world. Have THAT convo and at the end just say that you have liked her that way since the beginning and hope she can maybe think of you the same .. then say goodnight. Don't say anything else until she contacts you.
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>>730306181
>>730308851
Congratulations, you played yourselves.
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>>730308999
OP do this if you don't want her to ever contact you again.
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>>730308999
fuck off moron its a shit test to see if he will suck up to her even more and validate her ego like a beta. (exactly what your response is)
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>>730309001
>I'm a retard
>hey look at that retard
>just kidding I was pretending to be retarded
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>>730308999
wasted trips
it's pretty obvious OP is getting hardcore frienzoned anon
you must have been rejected throughout your life to even think that's an "in"
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>>730306822
>>>730306430
>dont call me a retard you fuck wit
>you failed a basic shit test when she said "i dont think you like me that way" you were supposed to agree and amplify "yeah i totally fucking hate you, thats why i talk to you so much" or push the issue. not back down like a turd or enter into her frame by asking why.


this

you've been 'just friends' with this girl for how long???

do you two flirt at all? do you compliment her regularly and let her know you like her?

have you ever even touched he//kissed her? lol

or...

do you treat her like 'one of the guys'?
because her response seems more genuinely confused/surprised than some awkward deflection tactic.
also when she said 'im skinny' i immediately wonder if you're fat.... because then she is just saying she is out of your league in a very direct way.
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>>730309738
>one of the guys
I don't have any other friends but if I did I guess that would be a good description, and I'm not fat In fact I'm nearly /fit/
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>>730303704
Thats some high quality autism
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>>730310128
OP send this to her right now if you want any chance of popping your cherry before you graduate highschool(we all know you're underage b8)
"I was just fucking around with all that beta shit lmao. But seriously let's hangout sometime you're cute as fuck"
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>>730310128
>I don't have any other friends but if I did I guess that would be a good description, and I'm not fat In fact I'm nearly /fit/


then that can totally be your whole problem.

you need to flirt with someone at least... you know... once.... before asking them to be 'your girlfriend'


I have had multiple girlfriends, married, etc.

NEVER once did i ever ask ANY of the woman 'to be my girlfriend' or 'hey, marry me.'

you just hit on them, pick on them, and touch them. women either like you or they don't and they will let you know by how they respond to your actions.

relationships come naturally as a culmination of actions and emotions.
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>>730310978
lol dont mention alpha and beta to women wtf
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>>730311078
substitute gay shit for alpha whatever floats your boat
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This is clearly a rejection right
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>>730312321
show us what you said before that faggot
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>>730312321
just say

cool, lets just have sex then
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