Can anyone give me some insight on dan "get in the van"

Good ol' Dan "Want your own show then you gotta blow" schneider

>>730285125
>hes a pedo and like fucked all those child actors
>wants insight
>fascinated by a fat pedo slob

dan "want to be an actress then get on the mattress" schneider

Dan "wanna be on nick? you gotta suck this dick" schneider.

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To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

>>730285525
I want to know if its true about MKUltra or another theory about Nickelodeon being a breeding ground for pedos

dan "want to be a star then get in the car" schneider

>>730285655
deep shit

>>730285729
yes but you need to be a respected jew thats well known among producers to get in bro

just stick with your van

Any nickelodeon insider here?

>>730285598
Kek

>>730286026

dan "wanna be famous let me get in that anus" scheider

I bet Dan makes himself some threads to brag about doing the best starlets out there.

>>730286533
I hope so

>>730286533
he is one lucky motherfucker

if he wasnt such a fat jew i would be jelous

>>730285655
Poor Miranda.

Dan "The Man" Scheiner?

He's God.

What about his foot fetish?

>>730285125
>Seeing a bunch of things
Please link some of the news articles you've been reading.

Dan "the man with the plan to get your daughter in his van" Schneider

Ah yes, good ol Dan "have u ever tried xanax? It's really good, try it" sneider

Oh hey isn't that Dan "does this rag smell like chloroform to you" Scneider?

My man Dan "wanna be up there with the big leagues then let me touch ur peepee" sneider

There's no real proof of anyhting, but the supply of cute young actresses far outweighs demand, so how do the ones who make it get chosen? what do they do that the others don't?

Dan "holder her tighter she's a fighter" sneider

Dan "no one will believe you" Schneider

>>730290316
LMAAOO

>>730290316
*hold her tighter she's a fighter

I love Dan "abuses his position to extort sexual favours from underage girls" Schneider.

>>730288587
There's this one.

>>730285125

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>>730285125

IT'S A MEME YOU DIP

Well if it isn't Dan "the cherry popper" Schneider, haven't seen you since Bangkok!

>>730290904
t. Dan "couldn't be tighter so I came inside her" Schneider

>>730290904
You boob*

Dan "just the tip baby" Schneider
Dan 'Slam her in the Can' Schneider
Dan "The Itsy Bitsy Schneider Climbed up your Daughters Spout"
Dan "chicken nugget" Schneider
Dan "Age Has No Meaning To Beings Such As Myself" Schneider
Dan "Slammin' that Clam" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan to Get that Underaged Can" Schneider.
Dan "if Disney hired her, I tried her" Schneider
Dan "leg divider" Schneider
Dan "she's struggling, what a fighter" Schneider
Dan "no easy feat, licking all those under-aged feet" Schneider
Dan "the man with a plan involving his van" Schneider
Dan "the Oval Office Ovary Operator" Schneider
Dan "Riding Shotgun In The Party Van" Schneider
Dan "In Carcosa I'll hide her, you'll never find her" Schneider
Around Schneider, always hide her
Dan "MK ultra dat underage vulva" Schneider
Dan 'Honorary Duggar' Schneider
Dan "Get wet or we're going to cause a fire" Schneider
Dan "Give her some cider and slip it inside her" Schneider
Dan "Eight is the new eighteen" Schneider

Dan "Catholic priests can't compete" Schneider

Dan "got kicked out of cub scouts for eating the brownies" Schneider
Dan "I'll make you famous" Schneider
Dan "you'll do it, and like it if you want the job" Schneider
Dan "The Bad Man with Fast Hands" Schneider
"Steely" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Human Casting Couch" Schneider
Dan "The Grande Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Amanda Bind her" Schneider
Dan "Sturdy the Dirty McCurty" Schneider
Dan "Victoria, Just us" Schneider
Dan "Tinted Windows" Schneider
Dan "The Legendary Cherry Ferry" Schneider
Dan "relax your throat like a big girl" Schneider
Dan "not even Bill Murray will believe you" Schneider
Dan "you tell anyone and your family dies you little whore" Schneider
Dan "I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her,
Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise" Schneider
Dan "Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again." Schneider
Dan "There is an idea of a Dan Schneider; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there." Schneider
Dan "hymen divider" Schneider
Dan "burrito in hand, lolita in the other" Schneider
Dan "moot is scared of me, and has janitors delete threads about me" Schneider
Dan "close your eyes, this will only hurt a little" Schneider

>>730291099
dubs of truth

>>730290092
for all you know theyre chosen at random, i hate this quesiton. literally anybody thats picked in any situation couldve just been random or because theyre better,

Dan "I'm not gay but these traps are sexy as fuck holy shit. but I'm not gay though because u see the appeal is in their femininity" Schneider

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>>730291140

Dan"You ain't hitting the screen until I'm sick punching your spleen" Schneider

Dan "If her age is on the clock, I grant her access to my cock" Schneider
Dan "wipe away that tear, it's for your career" Schneider
Dan "I touch my meat to your daughter's feet" Schneider
Dan "You wanna be on Nick, you gotta take this dick" Schneider
Dan "I beat my meat to little girls' feet" Schneider
Dan "Socks are on ban when you're in my van" Schneider
Dan "those 12yo feet, make me skeet, skeet, skeet" Schneider
Dan "Be a trooper, take it in the pooper" Schneider

>>730293023
Anyone have the Cum Chalice pasta?

>>730293023
God damn, i fucking love these.

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>>730285125
He literally did nothing wrong.

Dirty Dan the molestin' man
Dick as thick as a soda can
Miranda Cosgroves biggest fan
Tried to fuck her but she ran

Ahhhhh how can we forget 'bout the good ol' Dan "listen up you little whore, you gonna chocke on my cock, im going to shove it up your ass, i promise it will hurt, but dont cry now, tears are not good lube, the best lube is your family's blood, if you tell someone about our club, so come on now! You wanna be famous or no?
then choke in this big dick, to start your career in nick, let me suck those feet, or i'll put you in the "to kill" list" Schneider.

>>730285125

Hint: It is a FUCKING meme, you enormous dickhead.

If Dan Schneider was a Hollywood pedo, he would have already been found out, or beaten to death.

He is memed on /b/ because it's funny
>to two year olds

That's good ol' Dan "my balls on your nose and my tongue on your toes" Schneider

Dan "Gave ICarly the ol' Gnarly" Schneider

>>730296193
shill

>>730293023
so sad

>>730296633
Likely Dan's lawyer.

>>730296633
>>730296769
>numbers dont lie

>>730285125
Dan "Marry my Advisor, theyll be nine the wiser" Schnieder
Dan "The hymen divider" Schnieder

>>730294743
Nice try Dan.

>>730296924
what?

gay

>>730297497
He married his advisor. Implying he did so as a cover.
Or
A Hymen is a thin barrier in a womens vagina, usually only when their young,