So here's my pathetic, shitty story /b/ >have a gf >she

mind if I come round and...
TREAT YOU WITH A SNACK

Surprising fact: buns are eat able

>>730280369
Give some away fuckin retard. Spend $200 on small enclosures for them, then give them away. Imagine this, youre young and you cant do fucking shit cause you have 5 goddamn rabbits to look after, to clean after, to feed. No vacations. No money for the strip club. Stinky ass apartment. Imagine having to move and they still wanna charge pet deposit. Lets says it $100 per pet. $500 for rabbits you dont want.

Leave them on your gf/ex whatever's door and ask her how she likes being given unasked for responsibility

I'm okay with this.

>>730280369

You can eat those, you know. The 1 year old ones will be better. The older ones you should stew.

>>730280884
>>730281350
>>730281505

I can't harm them or give them to someone that will hurt them

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>>730282560

>>730282560
Why not?

>>730282560
Your apartment must smell like shit. You won't get your deposit back. Just put a Craigslist ad and a picture.

Scare them or some shit to give them a heart attack. Boom problem solved and you can eat them for dinner

>>730282560
So you're still fucking the furry that gave them to you?

Is she at least hot?

be nice to them
in case of emergency give them to an animal sanctuary with a LARGE donation

>>730283432
>>730283256
>>730282732
My conscience is really annoying

>>730284258

That's the only thing I can think of. Unfortunately, I believe there's not such a thing here

>>730281505
This man has the right idea. Bunnies are good eating.

>>730284136

Yes and yes. But I dont want her to deal with the buns. It's quite exhausting

>>730284654

Sooooo, you're a strict vegan?

Or just a lil' bitch in denial about where his meat comes from?

Kill them! Kill them all!

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>>730286093
Quit trying to make him kill his rabbits faggot.

This fucking thread...

>Get a cat
>Let cat eat bunnies
>become aroused while it's eating them
>cum
>Feel like shit for masturbating to cat eating bunnies
>kys

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>>730286605
psycho

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>>730280369
Young girls love bunnies.
>Find young girls
>Give them bunny as gift
>receive oral, anal and vaginal offerrings
>??????
>PROFIT!

And don't whine to us with anything like, "Bu but I already have a gf, anon."
Nobody wants to hear that weak ass shit, faggot.

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>>730280369

kill them

>>730280369
>feed them iceberg lettuce.
>it's poisonous.
>claim ignorance and apologize to your gf that your rabbits died
>laugh on the inside

>alternatively, you could give them a sudden change in diet. that can harm them too.

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>>730287433
It is illegal to harm domesticated rabbits.

>>730287491
what fucking country do you live in? half the people who own rabbits, own them as a food source

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>>730287616
>half

>>730287694
nvm. my mistake. i thought it was a serious thread

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>>730287973
>it

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kill the bunnies, always kill the bunnies.

>>730286093
He's not gonna kill the bunnies you dumbass give up

>>730280369
Give each of them a hard chop to the back of the neck...they like that it makes them nap

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>>730289508
I hate you.

>>730287491
You sir are retarded

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>>730289798
Said the bait eater.

>>730289537
You love me

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>>730289871
Never.

>>730289941
You love me like you love your fake rabbit porn

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>>730290123
Never.

>>730290169
Always...you'd love to suck my fake rabbit dick wouldnt you? you fake rabbit faggot

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>>730290337
...never...

I have two Guinea pigs from an ex. Get over that initial fuck I have (in your case rabbits) and give them a good life.

I love these two little things.

>>730290417
Hesitation is submission

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>>730290696
nu

>>730290758
Uh

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>>730290867
nuu

>>730280369
I'm sure somebody else can take better care of them.

>>730290337
LOL fake rabbit faggot, gonna use that one

>>730280369
Just call a local rescue / adoption agency. Not that hard.

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>>730280369

>>730282560
useless cunt

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>OP has fucked himself over with buns
>/B/ mocks him with bun furry porn
I love you guys

>>730287491
this is why humans suck

>>730280369
Where do you live anon? I'm looking for another pet rabbit

>>730292259

Agreed.