just got done with a 1 hour fap session. how did you spend

Civilization

i want to fap longer but I am weak willed and unable to abstain from ejacumalating.

Made dinner for my kids in between practicing my shot out on the hockeyshot pad.

Also smoked a bowl and drank a beer.

>life'sgood.wmv

the most disgusting thing about this picture isnt the massive pile of shit on your desk, or the cum soaked fleshlight, NOR the 2 pictures of girls riding horses that you obviously jacked off to, but those terribly overpriced and shitty headphones.

what's with the mexican brick weed? that weed is so bad it doesn't even look like real bud.

>>730275343
Definately.

>>730274941
those nugs look dank

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>>730275343
forgot to post pic.

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>>730275410
ThAts horse shit, love the smell

>>730274941
haven't seen weed that shitty since the 90's

>>730275410
Its literal horse shit not weed

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>>730275489
horse poopoo, not weed, still warm

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>>730274941
Out of everything in that picture the beats headphones are the worst.

>>730274941
Wow Windows Vista. You are a sick man

that bud looks so much like marijuana or marihuana as the mexicans say, that a stoner keef chiefer would wanna toke on that righteous spliff on 4/20 blaze it, pot joint is dank dab dudes!! WEEEED!!!!!!!!!>>730275489
>>730275410
>>730275343
>>730275303

>>730275692
i'm not a cop bro chill. just mirin on your kind bud friendo

>>730275692
why in fucks name do u have horse shit on ur desk? Also whats with the peanut butter? let me guess, u were forcing ur dog to lick ur balls? you are a fucking degenerate

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>>730275692

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>>730274941

I was going to make the weed joke, than I realize the joke is horse shit, horse pix, and a fleshlite

>>730274941
what's that earth... is it manure?

>>730274941
you fap while looking at horses and sniffing their shit?

>>730274941
wait.. is that..

anon I..

did you.. ?

I don't even

ffs anon

wha du u call
Two niggers
Fuckin

>>730275343

I came here to post this - thanks anon

>>730276315
don't answer this op pls

>>730275692
if that is indeed horse shit, that horse has some serious digestive problems and needs to be checked by a vet ASAP.

>>730276541
wtf dude what happened

>>730275692

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Hey NSA, you guys should keep an eye on OP because that fucker is nuts.

Damn, OP. Looks like you had heaps of fun. Put anything up your bum?

>>730276858
believe me, you don't wanna know

>>730277142
no, it breaks apart and hurts like hell.
dude i saved up 5 days worth of cum for this one. serious nofap for tonight, balls are empty again hehe

>>730274941
please for the love of god dont let that stuff near an open heat source

>>730274941
http://bad-dragon.com/products/rowan
http://bad-dragon.com/products/mary
though you might just want to get a non-shitty japanese-produced rubber pussy instead for the vastly superior quality achieved by folding the silicone countless times

>>730276198
yeah pretty much but horsegirls have to be present. i always image the horses taking huge shits while they dont even react cause theyre so used to it. makes me fucking diamonds

>>730277453
you can put it in a microwave for 15 seconds and it comes out warm again, like if it just came out of the butt. enhances the smell. bought an extra one for it

>>730277326
bruh

he asked what the peanut butter was for, I asked OP to not answer that, and then he baleeted his message AND I NEED TO KNOW WHY OH SWEETNESS CHILD OF AGES FFS I NEED MOAR COFFEE

and that's that, really.

>>730278163
well, in order to smell it while looking at the pics i had to elevate it a little, the peanutbutter was just laying around. i also use it as a smell neutralizer, because your nose gets used to the smell so it loses its effect after a while

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>>730275834
yeah tastes good but scratches in your throat

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Rebuilding my porch.

>>730277489
is it like some experience you had when you were very young?

>>730274941
I didn't have nearly as much fun as you my dear bro

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>>730274941

beats headphones. does not give a fuck about cum and lube on desktop

>living in mom's basement confirmed

>>730279811

dubs confirm

and horseshit

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>>730279933

twopair confirms confirmation

>OP is basement dwelling faggot

>>730279811
Own an apartment so no reason to leave fresh air in tonight hehe

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>>730274941
Haven't really been to be in 7 years or so and just came looking for a drawthread.
Your post gave me warm feeling of nostalgia.

Please continue to follow your dreams /b/rethren. Godspeed.

What exactly turns you on about this shit...fuck this is repulsive.

>>730280503
Prepare to be disappointed.

>>730280634
the smell of horses, horse asses, mucking, riding clothes, horsegirls, hmmmm. But at the same time im attracted to women so get turned on by two things which gives lots of diversity

> 1 hr

barely enough time to get started

>>730280887
Its late, also my dick gets numb after a while so i cant go on forever

>>730274941
what the fuck is wrong with your weed

>>730280503
fuck off faggot

>>730280474

do you own that desktop mate? you might want to think about not destroying it with cum and Astroglide