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>The United States Of America >The most Hated county in

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>The United States Of America
>The most Hated county in the world
>worth 51% of global economy
>The debt? Its just a number, who would ever collect it?
>Most powerful military capabilities in the world, accounting for 40% of the worlds defense budget alone
>has never lost a single war
>substandard education?
>Home to 6 of the top 10 best universities in the world
>b-but americans are fat and lazy
>#1 in olympic gold medals
>Americans have the highest level of personal earnings (defined as average annual earnings per full time employee) at $54,450 per year
>Largest GDP on the planet
>Most gold reserves on the planet
>America has by far the largest consumer market on the planet, making up 30% of the worlds purchasing power
>Greedy,War fed, Oil Thirsty
>The US gave $30 billion in foreign aid last year, more than double the second contributor on that list.

Just a reminder to my fellow Americans we are still the best.

Inb4 b8
Inb4 troll
Inb4 Vietnam, The US didnt actually lose Vietnam, we just withdrew our troops and left. Technically the south vietnamese lost the war.

Facts dont constitute trolling.
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If America is so great why do you have the world's most niggers?
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>>730264549
Its your fucking dick waving that pisses the rest of the world off you fucking idiot.
>which of course is the point of this whole thread

But seriously, just shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a shit. The rest of the country doesn't give a shit. The rest of the world doesn't give a shit. Just put your fucking dick away.
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>>730264549
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>>730264549
>United States Of America lost the
War of 1812.
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>>730265213
Nobody won the war of 1812
It was a stalemate
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>>730265680
yeah the British just torched Washington DC and called it a day
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>>730265890

And then we raped each other's economies and got tired of fighting a pointless war.
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>>730266164
The British stopped fighting 1812 because they were neck deep in shit with Napoleon, they didn't give a fuck about the US at that time.
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>>730266369

Completely ignoring that both the US and British had accomplished their military goals, and were now fighting for no reason other than spite, destroying each other's economies and undermining the British war effort against Napoleon by virtue of being a bigass resource drain.

Nobody won or lost the war of 1812. Both sides decided to stop fighting because there was more important shit to do at the time.
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Jesus Christ America is such an insecure fucking country. Americans are the worst on the entire planet for needing to be told what a "big" boy they are.
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>>730266956
Nobody tells us that, you know why Trump's "make america great again" slogan was so successful?

BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING SAYS THAT.
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Hit a nerve?

Nobody says it because anything America done, any other country has done better. And because you're all too busy stroking your own chodes and telling yourselves you're "above average...technically".
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>>730266956
What do you expect when we live in a constant state of paranoia fueled by the stupid shit going on in our political system and the continuous abuse of what goodwill we actually do try to give out?

You'd be just as crazy if you lived most of your life never seeing anywhere outside your home country, while constantly being fed propaganda about how evil whoever the government wants you to hate is at the same time. Living under a constant state of suppressed fear does absolute wonders to the human mind, especially in large groups.
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>>730267606
>gone to the moon
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>>730267777
checked
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Nice quads.

By gone to the moon, you mean the NASA scientists that were by majority european? including ex-naxi german scientists? Such a shining feat for America.
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>>730268168
>implying nobody else wanted those nazi scientists to do literally the same fucking thing for their own countries
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>>730268168
No I mean the Americans that walked around up there
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most school shootings and mass murders
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Oh everyone wanted those nazi scientists. Russia, Britain, Canada, everyone. That wasn't the point. The point was it wasnt exactly America that got itself to the moon. It was multiple countries worth of scientists that helped 3 Americans.
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>>730268168
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>>730268601
shame that flag is all fucked now
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>>730268554
Yeah, three Americans, not Brits, or French, or Germans, or Russians. They helped the Americans get there because we paid the best. Thats what its like when you're a global leader, everyone else in the world does what you say because you pay them to do it.
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>>730268554

And everyone else as well. That's why it IS the point.

Most everyone involved had help from those scientists, not just America, so your argument is moot.
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Americans are a special kind of breed that can not be compared to all the other sub-human fags living in shit holes/ 3rd word country
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>>730264549
Vietnam
>America fails to achieve their military objectives
>NVA achieves their military objectives
>USA loses
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Pretty sure the flag on the moon is Americas, yeah. By which I mean its been bleached white. Thats the flag you wave any time Putin looks at you squint-eyed, right?

You paid the best because funnily enough, your president was in a dick-measuring contest with Russia. Fun fact: He almost fucked your country doing it, too.

Juxtaposition, champ. Can't say A global leader then say everyone else does what you say. That implies you're the only global leader. And you'll notice a lot of countries don't do what you say. For example, America told Britain not to Brexit. Hollywood does what China says. America will do anything Russia wants them to.
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>>730267777
>2017
>Still thinks America went to the moon
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>>730269338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_loUDS4c3Cs
Educate yourself nigger.

Just kidding I know niggers never do
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>>730268601
What have you done since?
It's been decades and you've done nothing.
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>>730269589
and what have you done? fucking nothing
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>>730269589
Wifi?
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>>730269589
so you've had decades to catch up, and failed? kekekekek
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>>730269168
I mean it's really not a hard concept. If we really wanted to kill all the vietnamese we could have blapped them with nukes and shit. However we decided we didn't want to kill them so we didn't. Therefore, not a loss.
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>>730269815

Wifi was Australian
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>>730264860
>africa
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>>730270215
Negative the concept came from a Australian but and american invented it. Smu. A little more thank you would be appreciated.
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>>730270797

Weird, everything I saw on google disproves what you saw. But I'll believe you, person on the internet.
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Robert E. Kahn

Look him up. And thank the US of A for you're computer and internet later :*
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>>730271028
She had american citizenship at the time there for making her american :)
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>>730271339
lol, Checkmate nigger, That's all you need to be an American
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>>730271065

Ahh, of course. The Americans invented it. With no help from any other country. All by themselves. Nobody else helped. The computer and internet was born out of a vacuum from soley American minds.

>>730271339
Didn't see that. So yes, by technicalities, WAS American. I stand corrected.
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>>730271560
now you're getting it
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>>730271560
We're the best of all.
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>>730264549
Everyone knows this.
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Slightly off topic, but I've always been curious. Americans mostly so proud of being American, but then they distinguish themselves. "Irish-american", "Italian-american", etc etc. Isn't that hypocrytical? Not trying to troll, genuinely curious. How can you claim to be American when you still cling to a cultural identity from another country? Usually one you've never even visited?
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I'm a Texan before I am an American it's a pride thing.
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>>730267606
Jazz
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>>730272379
Fuck you beaner
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>>730272136

Good question anon. The answer is that you really can't.

Why do you think we're so embroiled in political fuckery? There are so many groups of people, taking different messages from the shit they only hear about, and then arguing about it because nobody is on the same page.
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>>730272136
Something important to know about being an American is that we don't actually like other Americans any more than the rest of the world does. There's no communal attitude here in the States, there's just a set of rules we all are supposed to abide by.

So like >>730272379 said, he's a Texan (faggot) before he's an American, and I'm a Mainer (complete badass) before I'm an American. But so long has he abides by the rules and so long as I do too, we're both part of the club.

If some other fuck who isn't even from here starts fucking with his rights as garunteed under our rules, they are by extension fucking with MY rights, and i'll fucking kill them for that. Hopefully he'll do the same if someone starts fucking with mine.
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>>730272136
Immigrant country nigger.
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America best country in the world. All you other faggot nigger countries have nothing on us. WE ARE THE BEST.
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>>730272699
Yo nigger, is Maine cool? Been trying to make it in MD but all they want is military assholes.
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>>730272136
>Americans mostly so proud of being American, but then they distinguish themselves. "Irish-american", "Italian-american", etc etc. Isn't that hypocrytical? Not trying to troll, genuinely curious. How can you claim to be American when you still cling to a cultural identity from another country? Usually one you've never even visited?
Only black and mexican people do that. It's because they're taught that they're different from a young age. Mexican families are proud Mexicans with their own cultures that are different from the local culture. African Americans are taught they're different in schools. In public schools they're explicitly told that they're different from other people because they are black. In all the schools I went to every February for at least a couple days, they'd be taken out of class for BSU activities. (They'd get pizza and listen to black speakers and shit)
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>>730272598
Correction* Half beaner, half Italian :*
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>>730269338
>look mum pasted a meme
>MOAR TENDIES
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>>730272693
>>730272699

Holy shit, genuine and thought-out answers. Was not expecting that on /b/. As far as i'm aware, any immigrants have to do that pledge thing. Where you renounce all other countries and state empirically that you're American. So it's always bugged me in American films when people go on about being, for example, irish-american. Especially when the only tie they have to Eire or NI is their grandfather or great-grandfather.

This thread is very obviously full of proud americans, but that exists. I don't get it. If it is so great being American, why not just be American?
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>>730264549
Well, it genuinly seemed the USA was progressing under Obama on a national and global scale, I won't acknowledge Obama alone on that but the USA as a whole

Shit seems to hit the fan under the wing of trump who is on a quest for vengeance to completely undo everything Obama has set in place
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>>730273120
Naw nigga. At least where I live they always identify as half fucking Russian or some shit. Try telling a Boston prick he's not part Irish and see what happens.
In the end everybody sings the fucking star Spangled banner and hate dem sand niggers, so who cares
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>>730272699
Texas and it's 49 bitches = the United States of America
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>>730273120

But it's not just latino-americans or african americans. It's Italian, Irish, dutch, german, etc etc. So to answer the undertone in your communique its white people as well as coloured people.
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>>730273729
Texas is a fucking redneck shithole characterized by incest and racism
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>>730273500
If you find one abroad they will always tell you just American.
It's between Americans where there's a distinction.
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>>730273882
And chili and football.
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>>730273729
Awweee, Tiny Texas's self esteem is so high! Good for you. - Alaska
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>>730273882
Rednecks? Nope try cowboys. Texas is the 8th largest economy by its self! So yeah I'd be mad too ic I lived in some bum ass state. Ayyy lmao.
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>>730273935

Damn, that actually makes sense. Thank you.
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>>730274055
Yup I'd be mad too if a had to neighbor gay ass Canadians and lives in a gay ass iglu.
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>>730274326
Lived*
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>>730274230
No prob fam.
The wife is American, so I know about that stuff
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>>730273500

the other part you're missing is that here in America, it's relatively well known that the only people who give a real fuck about any of that stuff have such tiny worlds that they have to use their heritage as a crutch to try and make their lives mean something.

Which is actually really sad.
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51% of global economy

lol dude where do you got this number from. I don't think its more than 20% haha
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>>730272938
Fuck off we're full
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>>730274522
Breitbart
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>>730264549
We lost Vietnam. The fact that ISIS is around shows we lost the Iraq war too. But yea, love your tag line about who is going to collect the debt, so true.
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>>730264549
Obama
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>>730274388

Karma, you act decently to another anon, and you get dubs.
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>>730274597
Full of wat? Trees? There's like a 100 people total there
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>>730264549
nigger you clearly don't live in America
>substandard education?
the only answer is yes stupid faggot, universities don't fucking count cuz ya need to pay for that.
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>>730274753
Fucking exactly, piss off. Go to New Hampshire, they don't give a shit.
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>>730268601
But Stanley Kubrick filmed that in england
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>>730264549
infiltrated nation since 1776
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>>730274788
Half of the enrollment on those schools is foreign
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>>730274838
No he didn't.
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>>730274659
USA was succesful with drone strikes as I understood vs ISIS
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>>730264549
If you look at the actual national average for income on all taxable incomes we actually make hardly fucking shit as a whole in this country
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>>730272425
my nigga
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>>730264549
America is a cancerous shit stain that has stolen everything it ever used to become the "great" country that it is now.
Do you even history faggot?
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>>730264549
but.... but they lost the war of 1812 LUL
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>>730270797
>concept came from a Australian
>american invented it
Ah, this "invented" must be a millennial word that serves as an antonym to the original meaning.
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>>730265107
haha you maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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>>730274997
America is essentially built upon Europeans so you should give us the blame

Sorry from Trump guy
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>>730264549
while some of that may be true, we are without a doubt the least united, most retarded first world country by a long shot. Anyone who disagrees honestly does not travel or speak to other human beings. Or read for that matter.
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>>730274997
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War of 1812 bitch. Suck our red-coat dicks.
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Lives as a slave to a system that doesn't ackowledge political divorce as a right. Thinks he isn't a cuck....The seconds are still ticking you who set yourselves above gods.
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>>730270179
you lost
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>>730265112
truthiness
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>>730275130
That's my secret Cap.
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>>730265680
same as a loss if you're the "greatest" bitch boy
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>>730273120
>Only black and mexican people do that.
No shit?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish-American_Heritage_Month
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian-American_Civil_Rights_League
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>>730274888
>nice trips
But you have no logic. Watch room 237 for confirmation
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Every commercial is a brit voice. Because you suck that cock you thought you beat. You are the only reason the enemies of U.S. thrive, too stupid to live. If you think I'm Talk about Korea or Russia you may want to head back to Wal-Mart for more beer. You are ducked like a dhimmicuck. Chuck.
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>>730264549
Britfag here-- it's always really frustrated me when my fellow countrymen try and contend that America's education system is substandard. For your ~15 world-leading universities, we can only really offer up 5 (Oxbridge, Imperial, LSE, UCL).
>inb4 higher education doesn't count because you pay for it.
Meaningless argument. These leading universities shape intellectual life at every level on an international scale.
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>>730273500
>why not just be American?
Because that does not satisfy one's need to identify with a culture or civilization, both of which are lacking in the US.
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>>730266956
Hey asshole in fairness most Americans are aware of the drain on the world our ancestors have caused and were not all content with the stupid shit that goes on. The loud ones make up like 10 to 20 percent of our population, and unfortunately they are so loud and manic and easy to pick up by our shill of a media that that's all anyone sees
k?
k
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>>730275432
yeah, nah, you're a cunt. I've seen all the evidence for going to the moon. I've yet to see conflicting evidence that actually holds up to any scrutiny.

Fuck off you retarded faggot
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>>730271956
>The italian stallion
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>>730273935
I knew a couple of 'em who went through Ireland telling the locals they were Irish-Americans. The locals humored them, of course, got more money out of 'em that way.
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>>730275539

Think about size and population though. America has many many more people, and Britain fits into Texas. So for Britain to have 5 of the top universities in the world, it's pretty damned impressive.
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>>730269518
fuck yes thanks anon
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>>730274892
Then why those fuckers keep doing theyr fuckery
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>>730275984
It's because they were in Ireland nigga.
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>>730276077
you're welcome fellow anon.
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>>730276119
we haven't shot enough missiles at them yet.
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>>730264549
>Americans have the highest level of personal earnings (defined as average annual earnings per full time employee) at $54,450 per year
GDP =/= PERSONAL EARNINGS

MEDIAN INCOME IN THE US IS BELOW $30,000 a year - BARELY ABOVE POVERTY

The US is the most powerful country in the world because it's the best place to live for the ultra wealthy. They get special privileges in *every* aspect of life: lower taxes, leniency in court, focused protection from and by police, the list goes on and on and on.

Pro tip: being the best for the ultra wealthy necessarily means one of the worst for middle and lower classes. Which it is. In terms of social well-being, the US is far behind the rest of the first world and mixing it up with literal 3rd world countries.
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>>730275757
You mean The Little Philly Willie?
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>>730264549
>has never lost a single war
what about 1812 and Vietnam?
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>>730276183
Work your way up the conversation, there, Sparky.
>>730273935
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>>730276408
Still ya'll amerifats praise his movies
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>>730276630
What, you don't like Demolition Man?
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>>730270179
We could have won easily even with conventional weapons, but the rules of engagement were fucked and the decisions werent being made by military leaders but politicians. Stupid shit like building an f-4 to be a long range interceptor with no guns then limiting the pilots to only be able to shoot at targets in visual range. Why Top Gun was created. The Navy said "how the fuck do we use this thing as a dogfighter"

Couldnt bomb temples because it sounded bad to Americans at home. So the NVA started storing shit in temples. Even though pilots would note military trucks loading shit into temples, go back to base, report it, and be told "nope cant bomb it".

We were supposed to be there in an advisory role to begin with. Which has never worked anyway. The south didnt want to fight. We offered them democracy, the NVA killed them and took their chickens. Well you cant eat democracy. Only people who benefited from us were rich South Viet businessmen who profited from GI's during the war and had enough money to flee when we pulled out.

It was a bad idea to begin with. In war, you go all in or you dont play.
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>we are still the best
>we

there's no we you dumb fuck. america is a nation of idiots, but the nation's elite 1% are also the world's elite. your universities are top tier, and at the same time cost a fortune and are only available to the rich while your schools are a joke. you have no public healthcare and your populus is so uneducated you think liberals are left-wing and don't even know that the republicans are liberals too.

wanna know what the us is anon? it's the country where the bourgeoisie most blatantly use their influence to dictate national policy, while retards like you applaud. you think murdering civilians in other countries is an achievement? do you think the bourgeoisie send their own kids to do it? fuck no, they send dumb fucks like you who are happy to boast about "the worlds strongest military never lost a war!!1" to fight "muh terrorists" while they snort coke with saudi princes and laugh at your dumb ass. And why does all this happen? Because the cancerous thing you call "culture" keeps you preoccupied. You are a nation of celebrity-worshiping proud drooling idiots. The recent elections reflect perfectly the nations psyche, half of the nation cheering for a reality tv celebrity and the other half for a blood-thirsty warmongering vulture

i honestly hope north korea nukes your fat asses to oblivion when you invade them one day
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>>730276630
>>730276743
Yeah, just how *did* he get his start in the movies? Sly is to acting what Drumpft is to statesmanship.
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>>730271560
>implying that other countries accomplish anything without massive donations from, oh ya, the USA
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>>730276518
"N...no...we didnt lost...we got our ass kicked yeah...and they were a bunch of angry farmers, yeah...and even the great public knew it was a stupid war and that we literally had no chance to win yeah...but we didnt loose! we abandoned the war...n...no...no! its not the same!"
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>>730266956
The reason these threads are a thing is because there's so many hate threads and posts. Ego boost begets ego smash begets ego boost. It's a fucking cycle that no one likes and everyone just ends up pissed at each other.
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>>730272379
well you can move your bitch ass to Mexico then fucking commie
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>>730275118
And you sir sound like a envious wanker.
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>>730276950
The first Rambo movie was good. So was the first Rocky. They were classic films that had much more going on in them than simple action movie bullshit.
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>>730273195
all the more reason for you to gtfo
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>>730264549
converting those "statistics" into percentages would rek any of your numbers, but im too tired. this must be troll or an actual american writing.
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>>730273729
Texas is all faggots immigrants and religious nutcases that should have became a part of Mexico decades ago, where the rest of the degenerates belong.
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>>730277246
im willing to bet its an actual american troll
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>>730274154
You're so cute the way you think you just wont this argument. Everyone who's ever been to Texas hates that gun toting shit stain. I couldn't even stand to drive through it, got the feeling I was gona be raped by a gay cowboy trucker all the way to New Mexico.
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>>730276790
>In war, you go all in or you dont play.
I'll take "My Lai" for two hundred, please, Alex.
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>>730264549
GR8 B8 M8
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>>730272379
Thanks for making the orange man president

We're all dead
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>>730276957
The world is full of things invented without any help or influence from America. Conversely, America has a few things they invented all by themselves. The majority of things in the world were created by multiple countries coming together. Including America in the process doesn't make the process American.

Unless you mean financial donations. Then you're just so unbelievably wrong that even refuting you would destroy my brain cells.
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>>730277035
Fuck you mean? Texas > u.s.a.
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>>730276915
>the nation's elite 1% are also the world's elite
The elite have no national allegiance. They carry passports from multiple countries.
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>>730277094
Rocky balboa was good too
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>>730274838
>>730275432
retard alert on "Dangerous Level"
you probably also believe that spitting on wounds will disinfect them and dancing wards away evil spirits lmao
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>>730275539
I'd also offer up Loughborough university in that list, in terms of sports science etc...
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>>730269179
yeah cause russia wanted the us to bomb syria
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>>730277523
>Then you're just so unbelievably wrong that even refuting you would destroy my brain cells.
Go ahead and do it then, i doubt anyone would be able to tell the difference
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>>730277545
USA > Texas
ftfy no need to thank
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>>730277251
Texas has the 8th worlds largest economy not to mention We're free from the gay supporting. Babby killing. Agenda being pushed on you homos.so yeah I'd be mad if I wasn't here too :(
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>>730271526
it literally is
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>>730277523
Well you also seem to forget that America isn't even three hundred years old yet, therefore our achievements deserve the highest merit of all. Even without our dick waggering
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>>730277804
Explain Austin then.
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>>730277737
Burden of proof is on you, champ. Prove that every single accomplishment another country has ever done is due, in part or in full, to American donations.
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Pancho Villa
only instance of a successful invasion on the US
US had to deploy military to try and catch him kek
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>>730277523
>then you're so unbelievably wrong to me that you must be right!
I think this is what you meant?
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>>730277545
Ya a portion is greater than the whole... that is Texas logic for ya. God damn inbreds.
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>>730277139
Mad cuck?
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>>730277927
Sure, thats easy
>Its because I fucking said so
>America
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US destroyed the confederate faggots, commies, niggers, spics, and nazis
fuck with me
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>>730277904
Yeah that's like that gay family member you disowned a minute ago...
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>>730277884
Only if I can apply the same to Canada! Seriously though, age of the country isn't exactly relevant. Two hundred and something years yeah, but you didnt exactly start from the stone age.
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>>730277927
>Burden of proof is on you, EL CHAMPO
oh ya ok just cuz you say so huh?
>I'm too lazy to prove you wrong, go do it for me!
You definitely lost. No need to prove shit when all the countries we give money to start developing programs out of the blue.
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>>730277992
Smu cuck
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>>730278254
That's funny, because Age is all most of you shits from Europe have anymore.
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Why is this not on /pol? You knew you could trigger more autists on /b without having an actual debate
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>>730277804
>We have a lot of money cuz we don't give a fuck who what when or where we frack regardless of consequences to the environment or our own population! Fuck the poor!
>We're a bunch of bigots and we love it!
>We also think a fetus is a human being and live in the Old Testament! Carry that rape baby you stupid bitch! Birth God's glorious creation with all its defects and abnormalities preserved!
>Everyone else is a homo cuz I said so!
Please, keep trying to defend yourself, it's hilarious and it proves my point beautifully.
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>>730278460
>/pol/
>debate
Nigger you've never even been there. You wanna debate this shit /pol/ style?

>fuck off shareblue cuck
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Let's just admit it guys Texans are the premium version of Americans.
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>>730278245
No, that is Texas in a nutshell you omega denialist.
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>>730278284
Burden of proof is always on the one making the statement.

Basically, you can't prove what you're saying, so you're trying to twist it. Good effort, here's a shiny star.
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>>730276049
but britain had centuries to develop them before the US ever even existed
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>>730278618
Texans are the walmart version of Americans
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>>730278066
About Texas? That's like being mad cuz the retard at school got to lead the school parade. I mean literally. What is Texas even good for besides bitching about the rest of the country reading bibles and rustling cattle? Do tell.
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>>730278656
But America started at the exact same level as us, when they started. We also got sacked, pillaged, raized, plagued multiple times. Which tends to hinder progress.
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>>730276294
america has been shooting missiles into the middle east for like 50 years

million dollar missiles making million dollar holes in the sand
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>>730278803
we've got more
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>>730278254
>the age of the country isn't relevant
oh yes you are definitely from Canada lmao
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>>730278618
That explains a lot.
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>>730264860

Uhhh... how dumb are you?
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>>730278292
>shit he's exactly right call him a cuck REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>730278552
Do you know how gay you sound trying to defend the environment. What a hippie cuck.
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>>730277409
thats not all in
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>>730278634
What do you live in Yemen or the UAE?
You can't even begin to prove you're point so I must be wrong? Lol how's that third grade education going? Better start on grade 4!
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>>730278862
The missiles just keep costing more and more

debt keeps going up and up

american citizens outside the "military industrial complex"
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>>730269589
invented the internet gps personal computers dragon dildos and send robots to mars like its nothing.
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>>730278770
Our oil? That brings in billions to the Texas and America?
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>>730279092
look i'm too invested in my shitposting to treat your arguments as anything beyond more shitposting fuel.
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>>730278956
Where are the underage mods for this one?
>so gay hur the environment is so gay hur hur hur hur me so manly hur
lol you're parents wouldn't approve little boy
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>>730278956
preserving a pristine environment serves to deter women from giving birth to malformed defective babies such as yourself you useless hunchback
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>>730264549
>ITT: OP is a butthurt patriot who can't accept the fact the country they live in is not all that good.
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>>730278956
>gay
>environment
do you live in the 90s or are you like literally retarded?
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>>730278797
america actually started out from minority groups who were prejudiced against and didnt ave access to all the same stuff
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>>730269338

Not from the US, moon landing did happen. You can see the landing sight with a pretty shitty telescope.
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>>730279235
Go read a book before you type. Ever again. Stupid faggot.
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>>730279259
Chain you're self to a tree or something gay like that...
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>>730271028
In 1971, ALOHAnet connected the Hawaiian Islands with a UHF wireless packet network. ALOHAnet and the ALOHA protocol were early forerunners to Ethernet, and later the IEEE 802.11 protocols, respectively.

A 1985 ruling by the U.S. Federal Communications Commission released the ISM band for unlicensed use.[2] These frequency bands are the same ones used by equipment such as microwave ovens and are subject to interference.

In 1991, NCR Corporation with AT&T Corporation invented the precursor to 802.11, intended for use in cashier systems. The first wireless products were under the name WaveLAN. They are the ones credited with inventing Wi-Fi.

The Australian radio-astronomer John O'Sullivan with his colleagues Terence Percival, Graham Daniels, Diet Ostry, John Deane[3] developed a key patent used in Wi-Fi as a by-product of a Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) research project, "a failed experiment to detect exploding mini black holes the size of an atomic particle".[4] In 1992 and 1996, CSIRO obtained patents[5] for a method later used in Wi-Fi to "unsmear" the signal.[6]

The first version of the 802.11 protocol was released in 1997, and provided up to 2 Mbit/s link speeds. This was updated in 1999 with 802.11b to permit 11 Mbit/s link speeds, and this proved to be popular.

In 1999, the Wi-Fi Alliance formed as a trade association to hold the Wi-Fi trademark under which most products are sold.

So, America did everything except one tiny little patent a kangaroo managed to file and do nothing with.
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>>730279387
this
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>>730279092
yeah cause anyone would collect that debt
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>>730279497
Do it for me you bible thumping twat you couldn't even with your weak cowboy penis smellin hands.
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>>730279471
Wow hurt my feelings </3 #stopbulling2017
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>>730279497
>>730279591
actually, what I will do is chain myself to your mother in an active protest against mothers bearing autistic children. Stupid Texas cunt.
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>>730279591
Now when you say he has weak cowboy penis smellin hands, do you mean he has weak hands for smelling cowboy penises? Or do you mean his hands smell like weak cowboy penis?
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>>730264549
>has never lost a single war
You fuckwits lost to Canada. It wasn't won by you, and it wasn't won by nobody.
It was won by Canada, you came to take land, your asses got kicked out.
Fuck sakes, we didn't even need to fight for Detroit, we just sent a fraudulent letter to an American dumbass that we had more forces than we actually did and your stupid asses bought it.
Sad to see that borderline retarded intelligence is still lurking in your gene pool.
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>>730269168
Vietnam had no military objectives. It had political objectives.

The Soviet Union was turning other countries communist by funding communist revolutions in those countries. They were providing money and hardware to the North Vietnamese, so to counter that we provided money and hardware to the South Vietnamese. We couldn't just declare war ourselves and go in, because then every other country in southeast asia would see us as invaders and would run to the USSR for protection. It was a no-win scenario, so we were playing for a Cat's Game. The big problem was that the press had unprecedented access to battles in Vietnam and the images the people at home were seeing of what was happening to their sons and brothers for years with no apparent advancement made (since we weren't trying to) nor end in sight. The US didn't pull out of Vietnam because of the VC, we pulled out because the hippies were revolting. Well...they're always revolting, but this time they were rebelling. In fact, the South Vietnamese didn't lose the war until a few years after we'd pulled out and gone home.

So no, we did not lose a war in Vietnam. We never even declared war in Vietnam, and we were no longer involved by the time the war was lost.
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>>730279692
Feelings vs facts
No I can make that distinction because I am not retarded, nice try, take this cookie and go back to painting cows with the group little boy
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>>730272699

First statement is correct. Like one rule is if anyone invades we whip out our pateiotic dickks nd government approved ar15s and form milita's so fight said invaders
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>>730279712
I mean he has penis' for fingers and he is a cowboy.
Win.
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>>730279591
>>730279591
Mad? Ayyy lmao scrony emo cuck
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>>730279077
You're really using that argument when you've not said a single thing proving your point? You even claimed you didnt HAVE to prove your point. So here's your logic back at you: You can't even being to prove your point, so you must be wrong.
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>b-but americans are fat and lazy
Well you're not wrong.
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>>730279707
Lmao mom jokes. Probably some 13 year old scrony fuck. Ayyyy lmao
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>>730279802
>nd government approved ar15s and form milita's so fight said invaders

nigger you must be joking. I know dudes in my state that are sitting on legit armories of possibly legal weapons from pistols all the way up to 50 caliber machine guns. If some group of faggots invade these guys are going to weep for joy that they finally get to use all their rad toys.
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>>730279460
Minority groups? Seriously? And you started with everything from the industrial age at least.
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>>730279789
You mist have a lot of time on you're hands. Sad old cuck
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>>730280114

Thus why the Japanese weren't enthused about the prospect of invading America in WW2.
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>>730280153
Must
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>>730280289
to be honest the "blades of grass" quote is complete horseshit. nobody ever said that shit
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>>730277568
ye i mostly had academia in mind because he mentioned universities. the bourgeoisie don't care about nationalities
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>>730274659
>>730274659
>>730274659

>fight in Iraq war
>literally have KBR warnings about being electrocuted in the shower
>leave tour pretty fuked up on the head.
>wife left me, lose friends to towel heads, kill teenagers
Fast forward 10 years
>see ISIS has taken control of base I was stationed at
>sadfrog.jpeg
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>>730280581
>>730280506
fucked you up so bad you had to post twice huh?
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>>730280933
On my tablet. Is laggin hard.
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>>730278552
muh bigotry.
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>>730264549
>Technically the south vietnamese lost the war.

There's no technicality about it. They absolutely lost the war. We signed a deal with the north and left. Then the north reneged on the deal and kept up the attack on the south. The south folded up.
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China would love this collective success. The US isn't China though, you're individually worse off and more unhappy.

You have curfews and can't even drink alcohol in the back seat of the car lol.
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>>730267777
>checked
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>>730280392

Huh. You learn something new every day. I'd never even thought to look that quote up before.
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>>730264549
>we just withdrew our troops and left
Withdrawal of all military presence IS retreat, and America failed to succeed in its agenda whilst the enemy did succeed. That counts as a loss on America's behalf.
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>>730267777
checked
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>>730281385
See>>730281196
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>>730281385

Except it wasn't a retreat. Google Paris Peace Accords you dipshit.
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>>730277032
Underrated post right here. Thank you for saying what I was too lazy to say.
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>>730281481
see>>730281562

fuckin idiot
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>>730281212
Can't even drink alcohol outside in many (most?) states
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>>730264549
The goal of the Vietnam war was to not let communism in the country.
>Vietnam still communist to this day

Same with Korean war
>Korea divided in 2

>#1 in olympic gold medals
and the US still have 1/3 in obesity, and is well know to be the motherland of McDonald, Wendy, Tacobell, and other junk food restaurants, how ironic.

>Americans have the highest level of personal earnings (defined as average annual earnings per full time employee) at $54,450 per year
Wasted in healthcare and absurdly high education costs.

>The US gave $30 billion in foreign aid last year, more than double the second contributor on that list.
That's the least you can do when you are carpet bombing half of the world.

>Home to 6 of the top 10 best universities in the world
If i had the amount of money it cost, i could change to another country.

>Most powerful military capabilities in the world, accounting for 40% of the worlds defense budget alone
That's not an achievment

>has never lost a single war
1) Vietnam and Korea
2) It's easy to say "We never lost a war" when your country only exist since 1776, which is rougly 300 years.

>America has by far the largest consumer market on the planet, making up 30% of the worlds purchasing power
I can hear Xi Jinping laughing from here
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>>730264549
>>has never lost a single war
Wrong mate, only retarded Amerifats have been propagandized into believing that bullshit.

>Facts don't constitute trolling?
>The debt doesn't matter?

What are you a fucking retard?
Read a fucking book.
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>>730281313
I saw it and i was like this quote is too perfect for the gun nuts so i looked it up

fake

If it sounds too perfect it pretty much always false..
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>>730264549
>has never lost a single war
>Forgets about the time when a bunch of rice paddy farmers handed you your asses, but oh well.

Has never won one unaided either.
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>>730281662
>your country only exist since 1776, which is rougly 300 years.

241 is nowhere near 300 mate.
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>>730281843

That's a fair point.

I do think the idea behind it is relatively sound though. All these guns, and all these people who know exactly how to use them and prepare for their chance to use them constantly... It would still be very problematic for anyone invading the US.
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>>730282004
You get my point, that's even worst btw
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>>730264549
Lol enjoy your "safe spaces" and forced "gender studies" modules at uni, and you lost Vietnam after the tet offensive. The war was unwinnable for you, a withdrawal is the same as being routed from the field of battle. There is nothing you can boast about regards your military! UK, Russia, china have equivalent or better tech but by paying much less. You should be proud of NASA, your medical research.
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>>730267087
>maga
>implying it was once great
>also double implying that it's shit

Well atleast you guys can admit your insecurities in a patriotic way but can't admit it on an international level

How ironic and moronic can this get?
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>>730276915
Butt hurt Marxist cuck
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>>730264549
member 'Nam? ooh i member
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>>730277568
Nope i have no need for a passport.
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>>730267777
You know who was a great friends and admirator of NASA?

>wait..for..*modulating high pitched fart*..it


>Stanley Kubrick

What did Kubrick do as a living?

Then now do the maths, back in the cold war days, it was always a dick measuring contest between the USA and the USSR

Well guess what? USA wanted to have the last word so badly because they're that immature and insecure so they used their gameshark and put the Stanley Kubrick code and pwned on an international level the USSR
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>>730283121

>A famous sci-fi artist likes what NASA does, so he must have been paid by the US government to fake the moon landing

There is a tremendous gap in your logic.
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>>730283532
Do you think it's common knowledge?
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>>730282036
I think the main issue with invading the USA is it quite far from anyone with the capability to do it.. Quite an ordeal for them to move all that military hardware over the ocean

But none of that really matters when they can just fire missiles for 6000 miles away
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>>730283532
https://www.google.ca/amp/yournewswire.com/stanley-kubrick-confesses-to-faking-the-moon-landings/amp/

Thank me later
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>>730283736

No, I think you're an idiot jumping to whatever fantastical conclusion you think fits instead of actually researching anything.
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>>730283932
>yournewswire
#fakenews
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>>730284021
Fucktard, did you read my fucking post? Did you looked anything of what i cited? DID YOU ACTUALLY READ AND SAW THE FUCKING FOOTAGE OF KUBRICK HIMSELF ADMITTING THAT IT WAS FAKED

fucking ignorant scared piece of shit

Go fucking read
>>730283932
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>>730284394
You didn't bother to check, did you?
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Yeah as a country we have a bit of a superiority complex. But being the best for so long will tend to give you that sort of thing.
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>>730264549
>has never lost a single war
exept to the fucking canadians and a bunch of rice farmers but ok...
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>>730284418
I was actually in the middle of typing my response, fuckwad.

Anyway, I just love how both the attached videos of Kubrick "confessing that he did the moon landing videos" no longer exist. And I'd bet my last fucking dollar that the page writer posted a pair of junk videos on youtube himself, attached them, and then removed them before releasing the article.

You're still an idiot.
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>>730283835
Doesn't matter either way the U.S.A's missile defense system is flawless. Unless the opposing country were to fire 20,000 missiles at one time we'd walk away without a scratch.
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>>730267777
quads dude
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>>730283835

We have all the same shit and more to shoot whoever back with. You also need boots on the ground if you actually want to keep hold of whatever you just blew up. I'm not worried.
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>>730282004
In fact, the USA began in 1789. Version 1.0 was called the Confederation of States; its federalism was too weak to be viable. So it would have been 228 years old this year.
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>>730282908
And just who do you think you are, the bloody Queen?
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>>730284740
You really can't figure shit on your own can you?

This was an international fraud orchestrated by the damn USA for almost 50 years

Do you think they would allow the video to be available?

>hurr durr why is the page still up

Because they could easily counter back with the propaganda and fake news card
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>>730283932
Wag the Dog!
https://youtu.be/H_c7pgInChM
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>>730284740
Also, the CIA as denied the MK Ultra project til it got declassified in 77 if i remember correctly and there is still over tens of thousands of missing documents

Look up the stargate project if you want some official /x/ tier thing that is available on the CIA website

There's tons of cases like that, you're just too gullible to swallow what the mainstream will tell you
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Nobel_laureates_per_capita
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>>730285702

You have a choice between a logical, sane, and rational explanation that is incredibly likely in the information era (that your article is faker than shit) and a completely insane, off the wall lie meant to make people with anxiety problems more anxious in a specific way.

And you're choosing the insane lie.

There's crazy, shady, conspiracy crap going on in the world for sure anon, but sometimes you have to actually take a step back and think, "Is this TOO crazy to be a viable option?" If you had any actual proof to back up your shit beyond a clickbait article on a conspiracy news site and a pair of missing videos, I might listen to you. But you don't. You have literally nothing but word of mouth, and that is the most dangerously irresponsible way to take in beliefs. It fucks with your head and distorts your perception of reality. The day you realize this is the day your life improves.
Now then, I've been up for over 24 hours and I have work in the morning, so I will bid you farewell.
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So what?
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>>730286808
Keep living in your fantasy consumerism world you stupid fragile piece of shit

You really don't seem to understand what's going on beneath the surface and underestimate so much the human nature that you blind yourself to the true human face
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>>730267777
Quads of truth
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#1 America has the highest incarceration rate and the largest total prison population in the entire world by a good margin.

#2 There are more car thefts in the United States than anywhere else in the world by far.

#3 Of all the major industrialized nations, America is the most obese. Mexico is #2.

#4 The average American drinks more than 600 sodas a year – the most in the world.

#5 U.S. corporations sell more fast food and more soda than anyone else in the world by a wide margin.

#6 Nobody watches more television per week (28 hours) than Americans do. Although to be honest, people living in the UK are tied with them.

#7 The United States leads the world in credit card fraud.

#8 The United States has the highest percentage of one person households on the entire planet.

#9 The United States has the highest divorce rate in the world by a good margin.

#10 The United States has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the world by far.

#11 There are more school shootings in America than anywhere else in the world.

#12 The United States has the highest child abuse death rate in the world.

#13 There are more “deaths by reptile” in America than anywhere else in the world.

#14 The United States has the most lawyers per capita in the entire world.

#15 The United States produces more pornography than any other nation in the world.

#16 Americans take more prescription drugs than anyone else in the world.
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>>730287838
#17 More is spent on prescription drug advertising in America than anywhere else in the world.

#18 The percentage of women taking antidepressants in America is higher than in any other country in the world.

#19 More people have been diagnosed with mental disorders in America than anywhere else on earth.

#20 The United States has the highest rate of illegal drug use on the entire globe.

#21 There is more credit card debt in America than anywhere else in the world.

#22 There is more mortgage debt in America than anywhere else in the world.

#23 There is more student loan debt in America than anywhere else in the world.

#24 The United States spends more money on government schools than any other nation on earth does.

#25 U.S. citizens spend more time in school than anyone else in the world. So why are so many of them dumb as a rock?

#26 Nobody in the world gets more plastic surgery done than Americans do.

#27 The United States leads the world in eating disorder deaths.

#28 According to nationmaster.com, the United States has the most total reported crimes in the world by far.

#29 Nobody has more airport security thugs groping women and children than America does.

#30 The United States spends much more on health care as a percentage of GDP than any other nation on the face of the earth.

#31 The United States has the most complicated tax system on the entire planet.

#32 The United States has the most laws on the entire planet.

#33 The United States spends more on the military than the next 12 nations combined, and yet the Obama administration is considering plans to unilaterally slash the size of the U.S. nuclear arsenal by up to 80 percent.

#34 The United States has the most foreign military bases in the world by far.
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>>730287888
#35 The United States exports more arms to other countries than anyone else in the world.

#36 Americans spend more time sitting in traffic than anyone else in the world.

#37 Americans spend more money on elections than anyone else does in the world by a very wide margin.

#38 Every single year, the United States has the largest trade deficit in the world by far.

#39 The U.S. government wastes more money than any other government on earth does.

#40 The United States has accumulated the biggest mountain of government debt in the history of the world.

Just sayin... Did not even bother trying to read or made any real effort in searching for this.

Friendly bump check em trips nigga
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YOU MAD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH61hFsma24
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>>730282658
Kek
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>>730287938
So we are the best at a lot of things? Good to know
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