His butt is sweaty
Knees weak, logs are heavy
There's feces on his sweater already
Looks like confetti
He's anxious, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop logs, but he keeps on forgetting
How to pinch down, intestines groan so loud
He opens his anus but the logs won't come out
He's farting, woah, everyone's departing yo
Shit out of luck, Andy Sixx, end the show
Snap back to the lavatory, oh there goes trickle pee
Oh there goes Andy, he choked
He's clogged up but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows he'll put logs in their throats
He's constipated he knows, it takes patience to go
He so stuffed that he knows when he goes back to his own commode, that's when it's
Back to the logs again yo, this whole Andy meme
You better go capture his logs and hope he don't flush'em
You better suck the logs from his anus, you taste it
You ate it, you never let it go to waste, hey
You only get one log, do not miss your chance to eat
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better
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>>730251419
Holy log I think this may be the best one yet
>>730252239
Just made it this morning
Im just waiting for a meme
>>730252375
no you didnt kid. no you fucking didnt
>>730251419
Simply wonderful, OP.
Amazing, a work of art, bravo!!!
Saving your OC as pasta as we speak.
>>730251419
This is the best meme in recent memory...keep pushing it OP. It will catch on. I, for one, have taken the logpill.
>>730252375
Nice log dude
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>>730252450
Made this one too (pic and poem related)
>>730252508
Feel free to repost
>>730252707
I'm not the inventor of the meme, I just started creating content for it in the past week and uploaded to know your meme
*****
Andy, Andy
Don't lie to me
Tell me where did you shit last night?
In the pot, in the pot
Just like we were taught
On the shitter the whole night through
Andy, Andy
Where will you poop?
I'm going to follow you
On the pot, on the pot
That's where you were caught
Depriving me of your logs
I need my fix of your royal turds
Just about a log per day
I get anxious and eat other people's shit
But their logs are just not the same
Andy, Andy
Don't lie to me
Tell me where will you shit tonight?
In my mouth, in my mouth
It's what we argued about
Before we arrived at our deal
Mouth open I suck, just like we discussed
I'll suck creamy logs from your butt
If you defecate in conventional ways
You let your logs go to waste
Won't turn a blind eye to the sinful goodbye
Of Andy Sixx logs down the drain
>>730252917
OMG!
Top Fucking Kek!
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>>730251419
samefagging this hard
maybe your maymay will have more luck on redtit or 9fag
>>730253159
Is that supposed to be Vladimir Putin?
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>>730253362
It's time for you to log off.
Log rest ye merry, gentlemen
Let nothing worry thee
For Andy Sixx our saviour
Has something up his sleeve
To save us from our hunger pangs
If we get on our knees
To suck a log of shit out of his ass
Out of his ass
O suck a log of shit out of his ass
>>730253629
Toplog!
>>730253629
If you didnt force this meme as hard as andy sixx forces a log of shit out of his ass then maybe you would get somewhere..
i dont get it did he eat shit or someting on stag da fuk ? rly what did he do ?
>>730253668
other ones where better. maybe prepare some more in advance rather than coming up with 'shit' ones on the spot.
>>730253771
It looks like brain shits
>>730251419
Rap it on vacaroo
>>730254058
>posts in fb fap threads
>>730253901
This is prepared in advance. It follows the song "God rest ye merry, gentlemen"
We three logs of Andy Sixx are
Made of shit, we traverse afar.
Rectum, Anus, you'll sustain us,
Following yonder star
O log of feces, wear your crown,
Log with royal beauty brown,
Salivating, still we're waiting,
Guide us as we suck you down.
>>730254130
i kekd
but why force this meme here?
get some reactions form andy himself and maybe we will find it funny.
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>Not realising your pathetic butthurt faggotry only fuels the epic meme
Toplog!
Hey guys, Andy here. Just wanna say I like what you're doing and I hope we can get in touch.
>>730253668
Ignore these assholes and keep going, my friend. Your content is wonderful, and certainly belogs on this board.
>>730254140
You love it.
>>730255014
I second this anon
>>730251419
glad I decided to check /b/ for a second. THis is next-level logposting.
>>730255507
This is the best thread I've seen on /b/ in weeks. Much better than the constant stream of shit-tier porn. Keep them logs rollin'!
There once was a man who entertained us
Whose production of logs can't restrain us
His gifts are always steamy
and dreamy and creamy
When my lips are attached to his anus
STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS
Every fucking day, man. Every fucking day I see these threads and the faggots who post them continuing to either post or bump them all day EVERY fucking day. Like seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you not tired? Since fucking October this fucking faggot has gone nonstop about how he wants to eat andy's shit! Just give it up!
Give it the fuck up. What makes you think people enjoy seeing this thread posted every single fucking day? Whag makes you think some queer singer of some shitty ass band would let some mentally handicapped psychopath like you within a mile in them, let alone eat their shit?
Just fuck off with this already. If it isnt a troll and youre legitimately hungry for some guy's shit, itll never fucking happen. Nobody, especially andy sixx, would let some autistic little faggot like you eat his shit... because Andy likes me better and im the only one whose actually good enough for that warm, creamy steamy log of shit being spat out of his delicious chocolate starfish asshole of his. God hes so fucking hot im going to suck so fucking hard on his asshole that food he hasnt even eaten yet is going to come out and your little pathetic ass is just going to stand there and watch and cry like the little bitch that you are because youll never be good enough for his hearty log roll.
>>730255871
These are all great, but this one cracked me the fuck up
Who is this faggot and why is associated with shit? I mean it seems like a natural match, but how did it come to this?
>>730256181
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS.
"You take the blue log, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red log, you stay in Sixxland, and I show you how deep my butt hole goes."
>>730256417
Kek
I'm so happy
'Cause today I found my log
In Andy's ass
I'm so hungry
That's ok, he made a batch
Suck it out his hatch
Saturnalia
is every day for all I care
And I won't share
Eat my warm log
In a daze 'cause I found Sixx...
Andy Sixx's warm log!
>>730256505
Good one, seriously
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>>730256468
Thanks for the bumps.
You are only assisting in spreading the love of log.
/b/ is the CANCER
His Logs are the ANSWER
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>>730256777
Amen, brother. Preach on! The trips of truth cannot be denied.
MMM YES LOG ME HARDER DADDY
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kek
>>730255811
Kek
As a person with a good life who barely visits 4chan I hereby declare that I have officially gotten cancer from the cringy kids or grown men in this post that a viewed through my new galaxy s8 plus