>does these work? >can they realy damage ur dick? picture?

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Be VERY careful anon

>>730244702
>does these work?
No
>can they realy damage ur dick?
Yes

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>>730245018
What a partypooper you are.

>>730244702
only temporarily
yes, absolutely, they can also cause ED
never used one because I don't care if my dick is small

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>>730244929
VERY careful

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>>730244702
Yes, but I can no longer get fully hard. But I look great.

>>730244702
You know the simplest legit way to at least make your dick seem bigger don't you....

Work out and manscape... Seriously...

>>730245713
this is the truth, getting rid of fat and shaving is what works

>>730245568
Yeah cause bitches love it when you're pushing rope lol

Fucking self-conscious yards in here.

Y'all niggas putting that pussy on a pedestal.

Y'all need to accept what you got and just get good.

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>>730245568
I love scaring people though.

>>730245927
*tards

Enjoy your penile necrosis

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>>730245464
Extremely careful

>>730245947
Stories?

The thing that sucks about having a larger penis is that the amount of woman that can actually handle a large penis are far more rare then woman who can.
Less than 1/2 of the woman I have fucked could handle being fucked at a brisk pace, definitely unable to handle a pounding.
Its not much of a blessing.

nope doesn't work
donno if damages penis
I had one, used it 4x a week for 30 min in bath for 6 months, absolutely 0 change dick still same size, but losing weight did gain me some length more then water dick pump ever did

>>730244702
My fiance works in healthcare. She got a report on a guy that used these things and his dick exploded.
You know that banana peel effect that happens to Elmur Fudd's shotgun when Bugs Bunny sticks his finger down the barrel? That's the only way I could picture it in my mind.

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>>730246281
Be very careful!

>>730246185
This is troof.
I have a normal sized cock and never really thought anything of it, but after I came to Japan for work, a lot of girls simply can't have sex with me here. They're in pain. I end up never seeing them again because they can't handle it. Some girls simply refuse. Girls in Japan are far smaller than in the US. A lot of them are similarly sized to our girls in middle school, even if they're like 20. Their vags are smaller as a result.

I could only imagine what would happen if I had a 9 inch cock here. I probably couldn't have sex at all. Girls would literally run away.

Basically damaging tissue causing short term swelling, maybe bruising. not worth it.

and as >>730246185
said, most girls cant take a good size. Im about 5.5 inches (nothing special) and of the 4 girls ive fucked (im only 20 and been in a long term relationship the last 3 years) ive had to use a tonne of lube on all of them and 2 told me to be slower

>>730246195
>but losing weight did gain me some length more then water dick pump ever did
this.
I used to be a landwhare with a pretty short dick.
Once I lost more and more weight, my lower torso fat decreased as well, iving way for the full length of my dick, that was halfways covered by layers of fat before.
Once I reached my ideal weight, I got a OP to remove excess skin on various parts of my body, and while I regained miniscule penis length back just from loosing weight, after this OP, I effectively got another 1/3rd back.

Fucking awesome surprise when they removed the bandages.

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>>730246142
I enjoying walking around gym showers. The stares make me super masculine, like I could steal all of their bitches. Especially black dudes.

I did some stripping stuff for bachelorette party. Once had a Mother of the bride, slap the bride to be with me dong, after she failed to fit it her mouth. But generally screams.

I also do bull stuff, the reactions are brilliant.

>>730245464
You took mushroom too far bro

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>>730246106
Very very careful

>>730245927
Word

>>730244702
This thing uses air pressure to pump more blood into your cock and make it look bigger temporarily. Anyone who played with his dick long enough know he can can achieve this with their hands easily without the help of this machine.

0/10

>>730246717
Hey what type of bull stuff do you do? Is it too floppy to actually fuck?

>>730246717
how long did you do it?

take any supplements?

how many times per week?

what did you do before and after each pump?

>>730246717
let's talk about your lack of phtoshop skills

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>>730247253
Cucking, and sizequeen parties. Shits awesome. Once saw a guy with a sub 1inch penis, he made me wear one of those shit horse masks. Also did a black coupe once, but only once. I think he thought he would cuck me, but had already promised to it. lol
I fuck fine, it is just not as hard as it use to be. Unless, I get super horny.

>>730247771
Sizequeen parties?
Was the black chick hot? Did it get a bit racist?

>>730247771
Post more stories anon.

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>>730248210
Chicks dare each other to go big. Its great. I do it once a year for a group of 5 rich chicks in a mansion, they have me strut around for a weekend, fucking me whenever, wherever they want.

The black chick had huge boobs, real BBW. We looked amazing. She saying stuff how this cracker was more of a man then you. It never went roots though

>>730248757
How much did you gain length and girthwise? How big was your cock to begin with?

>>730248757
nice third leg dude.

>>730245927
I'm not even small and I'm still working on accepting what I got.. it's definitely easier said than done but if you don't work at it, it won't happen

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>>730248483
I love strutting on nude beaches too. The slapping noise is really pleasing.

I once went to an orgy party, like 30 couples.
I was the bell (bull) of the ball. I had like 20 of the chicks frothy, Fucked 3 of them in the group, jizzed on like 8 of them when I finished. I then had to sit down for like half an hour to recharge where a mother of four (about my mother age) kept flirting with me. I then went into one of the bedrooms, intimidated a guy doing hes thing so much he had to give up, fortunately for that lady I tapped in.

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>>730248958
Length not much (~1 inch), but about 2.8 inches in girth for both flaccid and erect.
>>730249030
Thanks, When I kneel on a soft bed, it touches the mattress.

>>730249967
Is that how you walk about day to day?
Like what happens when you hug your mom?

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>>730244702
What's wrong is the box of your gf to long?

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>>730250105
Turn to the side. But sister once sat on my lap. She accused me of stuffing, until I flashed the bitch.

>>730250664
So your cock is permanently bigger now? Do you pump regularly?

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>>730250796
yep. And I stopped. I did not want to get wider. and wasn't getting longer. I kinda wish I was a foot long.

>>730251223
What the hell man, that's crazy. I thought pumps were temporary.

>>730250664
Lol, I bet she did. Is it awkward now? Is this a greentext?

Did you have a jelqing routine or anything besides the pump?

>>730251346
He's lying. Don't listen to him you moron.

>>730251223
It looks like a fucking leg

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>>730251346
Me too, but it never went down. I think I was super lucky and did it during a natural growth spurt. I was always big, but an ex encouraged me to do it and it payed off. Although I think I am one of the lucky ones.

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>>730251496
Thats why I love that pic so much. I once sent this cropped version to a girl. I think it looks even more like a third leg.
Just imagine the weighty swing

>>730251675
fuck off faggot
time snap or gtfo with your fake pics like wtf

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>>730251356
She screamed, and then hit me. It wasn't awkward until she asked for a picture to prove it to her friends and bf.

>>730252267

are you jerking your little 2 incher while posting fake pics and stories?

>>730251223
Incredible dude
>>730252267
Did you give her one, a pic I mean; and the other thing?

>>730252807
Yeah I sent her this one ->
>>730251223

bf left her like a week later, don't know why.

>>730253286
Lol, dude. He caught her jerking it to her brother. Good work ol' three legs.

You should send her more, that poor single lady.

>>730253742
>ol' three legs

kek even if this guy is fake I'm enjoying these posts

>>730254175
>even if this guy is fake I'm enjoying
Enjoying the penises....

>>730252267
Timestamp or gtfo

>>730246195
Wierd. I lost 120 lbs and didnt gain anything at all

>>730253742
Or flash her again. flop it out,
or invite her to the beach. *Oh I didn't realise it was a nude beach, your not chicken are you*

the tale of ol' three legs continues. cucking men through out the land.
I see a theme tune emerging

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>>730253742
Nah I think it was long running argument.
But did also send her this one for one of her friends

>>730250664
Yo dude you got a killer dick

>>730255339
Did you do any jelqing?

>>730248757
I like to imagine it was Shane Diesel getting his comeuppance

>>730255496
Some, I had ex that did it on me aswell. She was a bit of a sizequeen.

>>730244702
Does your English fucking work?

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>>730255511
Can you imagine the Cuckinator (over there) and diesel, DPing Piper perry, Christ. I think they are different species to me.

>>730255339
Wow, that is a real lung puncher.

>>730244702
>>730255603
What's the timeline? From start to finish?

>>730255339
imgur com/a/B8uzj
What size are you for comparison

>>730246717
now its time to work on those chicken legs my dude

>>730256553
what and ruin Mr Tripods ratios. Are you even thinking this through

TIMESTAMP OR GTFO FAGGOT

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>>730256352
this one. Christ that girl must be tiny

>>730256683
building leg muscle doesnt magically shrink your dick
big muscles + big dick = profit
i'd imagine after some gains, he'd be getting tired of all the pussy he'd pull.

>>730255339
You have a lucky sister. You should show her the helicopter.

>>730251941
>>730251675
Timestamp or this never happened.

So what's the trick ?

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>>730257199
As you guys seem to like this stuff.
I once stayed at her house, and walked from the shower to my room naked everyday. To show her room mates. My sister found it hilarious. On the third day she got me to hang around to scare a prudish friend. Talking to me for like 10 minutes standing in front of her on the sofa. I heard one of her friends say that I was three times the size of her bf, then all giggled that my sis was a lucky girl.

I hoping that next time a go, I can start up some truth or dare. FUCK

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Hate to burst everyone's cum bubble, but here is what google image search gave me.

Not that the one on the left is small, far from it, but how do we know that's not shopped either?

How do we know any of these pics he posted aren't shopped?

>>730258273
How big were you before?

>>730258417
6x5

>>730258413
I am the one on left, I post a lot on LPSG, I get shopped alot to.

>>730244702
no idiot

>>730258273
Still waiting on that timestamp, faggot.

>>730258273
Do condoms fit you dude?

>>730258413
Since OP still refuses to timestamp, I also have the feeling that he's just making things up.
Your proof adds to that.

>>730258595
But you posted the fake one in this thread. why not the real you?

This leads me to believe none of these are authentic. You're only lying to yourself, that goes for your pics and your stupid stories you keep telling.

>>730258772
This.
Busted.

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>>730258686
theyfit 69s, but It is still tight.

Regular sizes hurt to much around base.

>>730258273
Fuck me. Thats the dream. Dis you keep it moving to keep it swaying. Watching their heads move like tennis viewers

>>730252533
yes

>>730258273
Just fuck your sister and timestamp it already.

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anyone thinking what I'm thinking...

Timestamp or "?

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>>730259469
I'm good with that.

NEWFAGS. PROTIP: Ask for timestamp if you want to believe.

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>>730259534

>>730258983
pumping routine?

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>>730259637

>>730245464
fucking hilarious

>>730249308
Just remember one thing. Ron Jeremy has a bigger dick than every anon in this thread, and Ron Jeremy thinks oral skills are more important than dick size.

Who you gonna believe? /b/, or Ron fucking Jeremy?

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>>730259651
it's fake /b/ro, whoever this is wants to see how many /b/ros want a bigger dick

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>>730259469
I support this and will lurk on the side.

>>730246564
Stop fucking 6 year olds then

>>730246501
how big is average for you?

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>>730259959
About this big

Ok but seriously OP, I have a water pump for my penis. It's called a Bathmate, and they have a website and everything. Shit works, but it is really tedious, and annoying. But I have gained a few inches from it

>>730260255
>But I have gained a few inches from it
No you didn't, because pumps don't give permanent gains like that.

>>730260255
Bullshit

>>730247202
?How?

So should I actually get one of these? Seems too good to be true honest

>>730260073
Is that what you flopped our your sis?
And she just didn't just open her legs for you there and then?

>>730260637
Its super temporary. Wears of within the hour. And telling your he "hey wait up honey, gotta blow up my dick" is a great way to kill the mood. Don't waste ur money.

>>730260637
a pump? no.
I used a pump similar to bathmate daily for 11 months with absolutely no permanent gains, but you do get temporary gains, but you cant get a full erection and you lose some sensation while you have your pumped dick.

Jelqing and stretching does work however, but dont buy any devices, use your hands and lube.
This is how you get the best results.

>Been doing PE for over 2 years now.

>>730260664
it work on most women

>>730259822
this, can confirm and back up

"I've gotten more girls off with my tongue then my dick" ~ Ron Jeremy

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>>730260664
>life is exactly like an incest porno

>>730260255
Routine, starting stats, current stats, time?

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>>730260899
>been doing Physical Education for 2 years now

What, do you have the kids hang from it in the locker room or stroke it in the shower?